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They must have just married them for their looks.
Ok...back to the story..."Hillary Rodham Clinton, (you know...the lesbian tendencies chick) decided that she was tired of cleaning up Billy Bob`s stained trousers one day, and decided that she better come out of the closet and give this man a run for his money...so she threaten to stop giving Billy Bob advice on how to run the country, and started up her own political campaign...Now kiddies...I know what your thinking..."Did she even see Bill`s betrayal coming?" YES...but how else is a dike suppose to get into the White House with all these good honest Bush First ladies all over the place...Hillary is a fool and to this day both Hillary "RodHam" Clinton, and Billy Bob Clinton continue to live happily ever after...as long as they don`t have to be in the same place at the same time for over 10 minutes...THE END
Calling it Hurricane Corrina is like referring to the tragic events of 9/12/2001.
"Once upon a time there lived a liberal named Billy Bob Clinton...After years of hookers and french whores, Billy Bob decided to settle down with a nice young lady (who clearly seemed to have lesbian tendencies) named Hillary...The two got hitched, thinking that they would live happily ever after until one day, Billy Bob became the President of the United States. Billy Bob Clinton, yep the man who welcomed internet porn, watched as hundreds of thousands were massacred in Africa, and did not inhale, soon became the icon for hundreds of MTV-ites...But...one day Billy decided that he didn`t like living the standards that the President of the United States is sworn to live, and decided to pork a handsome looking Monica...Oh how those two loved smoking cigars in the Oval Office...>>>continue below<<<
p.s. Corina... :P
There`s always ways to make fun of ANYTHING. Want to see something funny see the "new german pope changes communion" now that`s funny, specially since it`s obviously modified.
Oh yeah, she doesn`t really care about black people. I forgot.
Brawny - actually, I would think that somebody who is still in school, or just out of school, would have grammar rules still fresh in their mind. I`m old and senile, so surely I can be forgiven my slip-up.You, however, have very good typing skills. Nicely done!
Enohead, I`m sure you`re very clever, but its not nice to pick on people the way you do. Rather than undermine them, you make yourself look like an idiot.
As a service to hovalady411, I will now edit her post so she doesn`t look like a moron (that would be ironic, since she`s pointing out how the first family is made up of morons)
1) "When will people learn." There should be a question mark at the end of this sentence.2) "ALL BUSH`S ARE MORNONS." There should only be one "N" in morons. Unless she meant "Mormons," in which case the 1st "N" should be an "M".3) "If she married George Bush and is still married to her she obviously cant be very smart."Um, where do I start? "...is still married to her" should be "...is still married to HIM" followed by a comma.The word "cant" should have an apostrophe.She gets points for spelling "obviously" correctly, though.
i don`t think it`s very nice of you to talk about shrubbery that way.
NEW YORK Accompanying her husband, former President George H.W.Bush, on a tour of hurricane relief centers in Houston, Barbara Bush said today, referring to the poor who had lost everything back home and evacuated, "This is working very well for them."In a segment at the top of the show on the surge of evacuees to the Texas city, Barbara Bush said: "Almost everyone I’ve talked to wants to move to Houston."Then she added: "What I’m hearing is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed with the hospitality."And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway so this (she chuckled)--this is working very well for them."
I know, it`s just an honest mistake.