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Date: 09/19/05 02:40 AM

41 Responses to How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 12:45 am
    Link: How Stupid Do They Think We Are? - Some good laughs in here.

    :-D

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    antihexe Male 13-17
    76 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 2:50 am

    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning: Keep out of children.

    On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.

    On a Japanese food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.

    On Sainsbury`s peanuts:
    Warning: Contains nuts.


    On a package of Sunmaid raisins:
    Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?

    ^^^ best ones IMO

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    MeNoeNgLiSh Male 13-17
    89 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 2:58 am
    I`ve seen a better version of this, with funny comments and everything.
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    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 3:01 am
    I read something funny on a package the other day now I forget what it was. :-/
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    2darkvx Male 18-29
    3 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 3:58 am
    On Sainsbury`s peanuts:
    Warning: Contains nuts.

    makes sence simply becouse peanuts arn`t nuts.

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    georgiascool Female 13-17
    982 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 3:59 am
    On a Swedish chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

    Lol

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    MrAwesome Male 18-29
    35 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 4:01 am
    I wish they`d have something new, all I ever see are these groups of funny directions.
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    19laura86 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 5:03 am
    lol, they nytol 1 is funny. `may cause drowsiness` its a sleeping aid!!
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    fizzyk Female 18-29
    211 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 5:47 am
    what is the "other use"?

    or do i wanna know!!

    i agree with mr.awesome!its always the same ones everywhere!

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    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 6:10 am
    i agree, nytol one is the best, but theyre all pretty snappy
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    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 9:49 am
    Lmao. Hilarious. The last one is my favorite.

    I once saw a warning for a Swedish chainsaw that said: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your genitals."

    @_@

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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 10:41 am
    On an American Airlines package of nuts:
    Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.

    lol it`s my favorite!^^

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    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 11:09 am
    I blame Buddy for this injustice. Did he run out of internet and had to post this again?
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    Queen_Rachey Female 18-29
    31 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 12:41 pm
    lmao! why not try tossing over your breakfast cereal? i dare you to all have a go now
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    MoondustWolf Female 18-29
    338 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 12:56 pm
    I have one! On my cell phone battery: do not heat nor throw into a fire. 0-0 I LOVE these
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    skaterm Male 18-29
    101 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 1:00 pm
    some were funny, some just were common knowledge...
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    2an2makes5 Female 18-29
    337 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 1:09 pm
    this sort of thing is going round hotmail aswell, but with (sort of) funny comments
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    MidniteWalkr Female 18-29
    394 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 1:44 pm
    Some are just bad translations, the others - well, they wouldn`t be there if someone hadn`t been stupid enough not to know that.
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    stoneyjoe Male 18-29
    346 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 1:52 pm
    lol. very funny :)
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    xoxomd Female 18-29
    35 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 1:54 pm
    They do that to avoid lawsuits, some people ARE dumb anough to do those things, and since (especially in the USA) you can sue for ANYTHING they`re doing it just in case.
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    blackmind Male 13-17
    695 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 2:17 pm
    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning: Keep OUT of children

    LOL LOL LOL ROMF

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    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 2:56 pm
    I`ve seen this SOOOO many times!!! but still, i think the korean kitchen knife thing was probrably lost in translation.
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    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 2:59 pm
    bit old and a tad pooe to be honest :/
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    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 3:00 pm
    lol it cencorsed s.hi-te as pooe
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    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 3:01 pm
    I suppose this could be mildly funny if seeing this for the first time.
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    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 3:14 pm
    Come on ppl lighten up. Ok they`ve been doin the rounds for years now but some are still worth a chuckle. I like the "On a Japanese food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use."
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    Psyonide Male 18-29
    55 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 3:31 pm
    The sad thing is if these products didn`t have all these redundant labels they`d probably get sued by some moron without enough common sense to know that a cup of fresh-brewed coffee is usually hot.
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    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 3:53 pm
    all the others i had seen before except this one:

    On a hotel-provided shower cap box:
    Fits one head.

    and for some reason i found that one very funny. I guess it was just the mental image

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    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 3:56 pm
    on hair dryer;

    do not use on tub!thats a real 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    hottlava Female 30-39
    160 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 4:21 pm
    C`mon guys, lighten up. I could see myself running late for work and trying to save time by blow drying my hair in the shower. Okay, not really but I`m sure the label is there because someone actually tried it.
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    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
    615 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 5:05 pm
    the sad thing is many people in the world actually need these warnings...
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    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 5:46 pm
    In the words of Bill Engvall these people need a sign so other people will know they`re stupid that way you can just avoid them. Heeeerrrrrrrressss your sign! roflmao
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    shadpro Male 18-29
    274 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 6:58 pm
    somebody earlier said ROMF. i think that was a typo but that could stand for ROLL OF MY FAT.
    but, yeah, these are funny and all,but the list is to small!!!
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    Se1 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 6:59 pm
    XD nice ..

    Se1

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    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 7:13 pm
    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning: Keep out of children.
    LOL!
    Its too short. =(
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    cdubb4201 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 11:18 pm
    the iron one is sorta funny because awhile back the atlanta braves pitcher john smoltz actually missed a couple of games from severe burns on his chest from trying to iron a shirt while he was wearing it. also i dont get the rasin one.

    GO BRAVES

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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 1:32 am
    On a Swedish chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

    ...why not? I bet it works.
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    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 2:11 am
    My favorite is still the Japanese 18" chainsaw that reads, "Warning. Do not attampt to stop moving chain with genitalia."
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    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    September 25, 2005 at 8:15 pm
    Lol! That is so funny! Nice post!
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    bookaholic22 Female 70 & Over
    111 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 2:21 pm
    This was one of the few links that actually got a laugh out of me. Hilarious!
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    Yasmus Female 18-29
    303 posts
    November 16, 2005 at 11:57 am
    lol, very funny.
    0:-)

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