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do not use on tub!thats a real 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On a hotel-provided shower cap box: Fits one head.
and for some reason i found that one very funny. I guess it was just the mental image
LOL LOL LOL ROMF
lol it`s my favorite!^^
I once saw a warning for a Swedish chainsaw that said: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your genitals."
or do i wanna know!!
i agree with mr.awesome!its always the same ones everywhere!
makes sence simply becouse peanuts arn`t nuts.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury`s peanuts:Warning: Contains nuts.
On a package of Sunmaid raisins:Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
^^^ best ones IMO