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Date: 09/01/05 02:43 AM

37 Responses to How do you like them apples?

  1. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 12:02 am
    Link: How do you like them apples? - A tragic story of a lost apple. Warning: adult language.
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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 1:24 am
    Haha..the twist...
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    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 3:15 am
    If he wasn`t such a pussy he would have said something to the effect of "Give me that apple or i`ll rape you with it" Sounds harsh but he would of emerged the victor. Instead he went home to cry on his keyboard.

    Yeah I know it was a joke zip it.

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    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 3:59 am
    jonathan, i`ve been watchng all your posts for the past month; i have one conclusion:
    GET A LIFE U PESSIMISTIC FOOL

    That was weird, the apple think i mean, not what i just said

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    glen_strange Male 18-29
    118 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 4:28 am
    Atleast he`s not as highly strung as most of the people here. Ive read his posts and he never takes the piss out of anyone who post, but everyone is always ripping it out of him. Everyone is entitled to their opinion you know. So kiss my rear behind madmax.
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    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 4:57 am
    LJ do`t listen to `em man. You got your thoughts, they got theirs. Thats they way it is.

    About the apple, loved it. I love nice happy endings...

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    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 5:29 am
    could have drawn it out a bit longer... but it was still good i guess.
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    Tinytome Female 13-17
    74 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 5:58 am
    Well that did alot of good.
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    JustMarc Male 18-29
    731 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 6:13 am
    Now Im hungry.
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    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 6:33 am
    Why didn`t he just grab the apple?! the pathetic fool!!

    Also lets not start a fight on the message boards laaaaay-deees!

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    glen_strange Male 18-29
    118 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 6:49 am
    He started it
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    o_blender_o Female 13-17
    66 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 8:20 am
    lol! i had a dream like that once! not the e-mail but i was in a supermarket nd this tomato was glowing...and then my bf came along with another girl nd stole it nd laughed and then chucked it at me.....:(
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    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 8:38 am
    ^^^ wow you dream about glowing tomatoes!
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    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 8:45 am
    LMAO you have weird dreams. I have dreams about school.... and pigs.... and nightmares :-(
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    perfectly_me Female 13-17
    314 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 8:48 am
    I would do the same thing.

    That bitch stole his apple and he wants it back. >=[

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    silvernano Male 18-29
    179 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 8:50 am
    What a nasty dude...... you deserve to choke on your rudeness PUNK!!!
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    M3NACE Male 18-29
    414 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 9:27 am
    that was harsh.just for a fu*king apple?Go to a supermarket.theres loads there
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    perfectly_me Female 13-17
    314 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 9:29 am
    ^^^ Yeah, but he wants the apple that the bitch stole from him.
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    Monty_Python Male 13-17
    469 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 10:11 am
    ROTFL!

    Thats so great. It would have been beter if it was longer though.

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    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 10:38 am
    hehehe...he let a girl get the better of him...hehehehe... yeah, girls are better. hehehe
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    Shnoorum Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 10:48 am
    That was pure genious of the highest order and quite frankly I want whoever typed thats babies....FAVE!
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    o_blender_o Female 13-17
    66 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 11:16 am
    yeah, i do have weird dreams....not fair! i want a dream about pigs!
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    silvernano Male 18-29
    179 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 11:31 am
    WHAT`S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!
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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 11:53 am
    lol short but hilarious.
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    raph Male 13-17
    230 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 12:21 pm
    lol blender...i keep having nightmares bout that f*cking weird liitle weirdy weirdo from the well in the ring...damned little thing...looks like cousin it with that hair
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    Bondagevamp Female 18-29
    350 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 1:38 pm
    madmax11:

    jonathan, i`ve been watchng all your posts for the past month; i have one conclusion:
    GET A LIFE U PESSIMISTIC FOOL

    UMM how can you tell him to get a life when you have nothing to do but "watch all his posts for the past month"

    Damn....

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    rachymoo Female 13-17
    37 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 1:47 pm
    lol liked this, it was fun to read, would have been better if it was long but o well
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    gcxj220 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 3:26 pm
    "steveslist"...I get it. But you can`t beat the original, craigslist.
    This one`s my fav,Pretzel Boy.
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    Polka_Dots_6 Female 13-17
    17 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 3:47 pm
    Ha ha Really funny!!
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    AngelsAreUs Female 13-17
    124 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 4:06 pm
    hehe real funny!

    why ae people having a go at each other? what is the point?!?!?! people have their own opinions, so let them get on with it

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    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 4:19 pm
    Ha I liked it.
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    crazychick07 Female 13-17
    70 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 7:06 pm
    ok. i`m late. but, anywho. i agree w/ LordJohnathan`s comment....the guy should`ve said somethin if he wanted the apple so damn bad.
    madmax11...shove the damn apple up your ass...what are you? a stalker?
  33. Profile photo of GRAD_07
    GRAD_07 Female 13-17
    100 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 7:27 pm
    lol it was funny...but LJ`s comment was pretty sick
  34. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 7:56 pm
    Hehe I was just messing around. Im sorry to those I offended. I basically live on the internet because technically I get paid to. I fix computers for a living. I also run some websites/message boards so im on a great deal.

    I rarely `attack` people on the internet. Ive been on here since day one. Ive seen it all and heard it all. I have found from experence its pointless to get yourself all bent out of shape at what others do and say anonymously behind their keyboards.

    :-):-):-)

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    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 9:43 pm
    Right....not very funny
  36. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 12:22 am
    aaahahah.
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    POTA Male 18-29
    77 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 4:38 pm
    thats funny

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