How do you like them apples?

Submitted by: hovalady411 11 years ago in Funny
http://www.thesneeze.com/art/steveslist/apples.html

A tragic story of a lost apple. Warning: adult language.
There are 37 comments:
Male 77
thats funny

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Male 1,066
aaahahah.
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Male 701
Right....not very funny
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Male 1,348
Hehe I was just messing around. Im sorry to those I offended. I basically live on the internet because technically I get paid to. I fix computers for a living. I also run some websites/message boards so im on a great deal.

I rarely `attack` people on the internet. Ive been on here since day one. Ive seen it all and heard it all. I have found from experence its pointless to get yourself all bent out of shape at what others do and say anonymously behind their keyboards.

:-):-):-)

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Female 100
lol it was funny...but LJ`s comment was pretty sick
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Female 70
ok. i`m late. but, anywho. i agree w/ LordJohnathan`s comment....the guy should`ve said somethin if he wanted the apple so damn bad.
madmax11...shove the damn apple up your ass...what are you? a stalker?
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Female 1,603
Ha I liked it.
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Female 123
hehe real funny!

why ae people having a go at each other? what is the point?!?!?! people have their own opinions, so let them get on with it

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Female 17
Ha ha Really funny!!
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Male 616
"steveslist"...I get it. But you can`t beat the original, craigslist.
This one`s my fav,Pretzel Boy.
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Female 37
lol liked this, it was fun to read, would have been better if it was long but o well
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Female 350
madmax11:

jonathan, i`ve been watchng all your posts for the past month; i have one conclusion:
GET A LIFE U PESSIMISTIC FOOL

UMM how can you tell him to get a life when you have nothing to do but "watch all his posts for the past month"

Damn....

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Male 230
lol blender...i keep having nightmares bout that f*cking weird liitle weirdy weirdo from the well in the ring...damned little thing...looks like cousin it with that hair
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Male 1,083
lol short but hilarious.
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Male 179
WHAT`S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!
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Female 66
yeah, i do have weird dreams....not fair! i want a dream about pigs!
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Male 194
That was pure genious of the highest order and quite frankly I want whoever typed thats babies....FAVE!
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Female 533
hehehe...he let a girl get the better of him...hehehehe... yeah, girls are better. hehehe
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Male 469
ROTFL!

Thats so great. It would have been beter if it was longer though.

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Female 314
^^^ Yeah, but he wants the apple that the bitch stole from him.
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Male 414
that was harsh.just for a fu*king apple?Go to a supermarket.theres loads there
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Male 179
What a nasty dude...... you deserve to choke on your rudeness PUNK!!!
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Female 314
I would do the same thing.

That bitch stole his apple and he wants it back. >=[

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Female 830
LMAO you have weird dreams. I have dreams about school.... and pigs.... and nightmares :-(
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Female 491
^^^ wow you dream about glowing tomatoes!
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Female 66
lol! i had a dream like that once! not the e-mail but i was in a supermarket nd this tomato was glowing...and then my bf came along with another girl nd stole it nd laughed and then chucked it at me.....:(
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Male 118
He started it
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Female 830
Why didn`t he just grab the apple?! the pathetic fool!!

Also lets not start a fight on the message boards laaaaay-deees!

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Male 731
Now Im hungry.
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Female 74
Well that did alot of good.
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Female 882
could have drawn it out a bit longer... but it was still good i guess.
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Male 630
LJ do`t listen to `em man. You got your thoughts, they got theirs. Thats they way it is.

About the apple, loved it. I love nice happy endings...

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Male 118
Atleast he`s not as highly strung as most of the people here. Ive read his posts and he never takes the piss out of anyone who post, but everyone is always ripping it out of him. Everyone is entitled to their opinion you know. So kiss my rear behind madmax.
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Male 733
jonathan, i`ve been watchng all your posts for the past month; i have one conclusion:
GET A LIFE U PESSIMISTIC FOOL

That was weird, the apple think i mean, not what i just said

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Male 1,348
If he wasn`t such a pussy he would have said something to the effect of "Give me that apple or i`ll rape you with it" Sounds harsh but he would of emerged the victor. Instead he went home to cry on his keyboard.

Yeah I know it was a joke zip it.

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Male 2,519
Haha..the twist...
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Female 1,262
Link: How do you like them apples? [Rate Link] - A tragic story of a lost apple. Warning: adult language.
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