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Date: 09/11/05 02:37 AM

74 Responses to Google`s “Failure“ List

  1. Profile photo of Santos_Demin
    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2005 at 1:16 am
    Link: Google`s ``Failure`` List - These are the top results for the keyword ``failure``?
  2. Profile photo of trojanboi
    trojanboi Male 13-17
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    September 11, 2005 at 2:40 am
    u do realize google puts up the links first that pay them the most
  3. Profile photo of Senboku
    Senboku Male 13-17
    210 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 2:43 am
    No, that`s not right..

    Google puts up the link with the most websites that has a link to it, supposedly.

    I don`t know though, you didn`t take my word for it!

  4. Profile photo of Devillia
    Devillia Female 18-29
    12 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 2:44 am
    That`s priceless! :-D
  5. Profile photo of ten_10
    ten_10 Female 18-29
    607 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 2:44 am
    Hmm, pretty good. GWB first? Yep, I`d agree with that.
  6. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
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    September 11, 2005 at 2:55 am
    POOP, DICK, AND VAGINAS!
  7. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
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    September 11, 2005 at 3:19 am
    Meh I Kinder Found It Predictable.
  8. Profile photo of o_blender_o
    o_blender_o Female 13-17
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    September 11, 2005 at 3:49 am
    as soon as i saw..`POOP, DICK, AND VAGINAS! ` written i didnt know what to do! i mean i could click on it and let my computer be filled with dodgey pop-ups..but then if i dont, i will be wandering alllllll day what it said..so i clicked on it! :-D
  9. Profile photo of lakerzz8
    lakerzz8 Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2005 at 3:53 am
    OLD!!! If you type failure in google and hit "I`m lucky it" it takes you to Bush`s bio page
  10. Profile photo of goodywitch
    goodywitch Female 18-29
    46 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 4:03 am
    Lakerzz8, I think that was the point of the post.

    Same idea with French Military Victories.
    Explanation of how Google orders it is under Talentless Hack

    Yes, all old stuff. Any bombs I didn`t cover yet?

  11. Profile photo of Nacaz2
    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
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    September 11, 2005 at 5:40 am
    well hey, googles fair. they have both bush and moore, so thats nice
  12. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2005 at 7:01 am
    Yah, the Moore part is new to me. I haven’t seen this since it first made the news. Looks like some conservatives decided to do their own Google Bomb. Bush is still the #1 result though.
  13. Profile photo of _PORT_
    _PORT_ Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2005 at 7:23 am

  14. Profile photo of _PORT_
    _PORT_ Male 18-29
    160 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 7:26 am
    ^^^^^^^ WTF??????
  15. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
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    September 11, 2005 at 7:30 am
    Only the #1 post ont he list do to the advertising. It comes up with many words.

    Failure doesn`t even appear in the site, just press "find" and type it in. So in other words, could you say that failure doesn`t appear on the page?

    Stop with this crap that is out of context.

  16. Profile photo of HeyLookAtHer
    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 7:33 am
    heheh..but wheres mr blair?
  17. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2005 at 7:33 am
    shipyard, you don`t know how a Google Bomb works, do you? Look it up... and lighten up while you’re at it.
  18. Profile photo of SammyFrank
    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 7:51 am
    WOW!!! THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!
  19. Profile photo of Cooking_Fat
    Cooking_Fat Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2005 at 8:21 am
    That was cool. But had to look at POOP, DICK, AND VAGINAS! though that was a bit random, lol
  20. Profile photo of _Wondergirl_
    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 8:39 am
    Haha- bush number one.
  21. Profile photo of fleurdelys
    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 9:10 am
    That totally didnt work on my computer, half the results were in French... Damn cookies.
  22. Profile photo of fleurdelys
    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 9:12 am
    Okay so it does work, but only when I go on Google and type it myself, not when I click the link. Weird...
  23. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
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    September 11, 2005 at 9:12 am
    hey!type in,dont give me a website with monkeys and it wont listen.look here
  24. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
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    September 11, 2005 at 9:14 am
    it works if you do any word after dont give me a website with......im just giving a example.
  25. Profile photo of Shnoorum
    Shnoorum Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2005 at 9:57 am
    Well that cracked me up. Four for you!
  26. Profile photo of jtc970
    jtc970 Male 13-17
    337 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 10:11 am
    Yep, lefty will stoop as low as google bombing to get BUsh up there and then complain when someone does the same for Moore
  27. Profile photo of perfectly_me
    perfectly_me Female 13-17
    314 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 10:53 am
    Gooooooood old Mr. Google.
  28. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
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    September 11, 2005 at 10:54 am
    the picture of che being blown up upsets me. (well not upsets as in makes me cry.. i just don`t like it.. i will shut up) what is that all about?
  29. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
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    September 11, 2005 at 10:59 am
    Yo, that was cold. eeeeyup.
  30. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 11:00 am
    hmm.... speaking of bush, today`s the anniversary of 9/11.
  31. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 11:01 am
    Lets take a moment of silence to all the people who died on that day.
  32. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 11:01 am
    ..............................................
  33. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 11:02 am
    mmkay. Thats over.
  34. Profile photo of shabufala
    shabufala Male 13-17
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    September 11, 2005 at 11:09 am
    OLD

    but funny with the fact that george and moore are the first, don`t like either really...

  35. Profile photo of skit_z
    skit_z Male 13-17
    194 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 12:15 pm
    so true... so true...
  36. Profile photo of I_love_ska
    I_love_ska Male 13-17
    419 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 12:15 pm
    Haha, totally rad.
  37. Profile photo of skit_z
    skit_z Male 13-17
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    September 11, 2005 at 12:19 pm

    and just for those who are wondering heres what was on that POOP,DICK,AND VAGINAS

  38. Profile photo of Crazygirl32
    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 12:25 pm
    Lmao about the POOP,DICK AND VAGINAS thing
  39. Profile photo of THE_LARGE
    THE_LARGE Male 13-17
    93 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 12:53 pm
    I think that might be done on purpose.
  40. Profile photo of mooseyfate
    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 1:08 pm
    for serious?
  41. Profile photo of LiLBlond3790
    LiLBlond3790 Female 70 & Over
    300 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 1:11 pm
    hahahaa of course Bush is a failure...like that wasn`t already obvious?
  42. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 1:11 pm
    on googles search engine, type in Miserable Failure, and then click I`m Feeling Lucky. See what happens!

    You get George W. Bush webpage!

  43. Profile photo of sherman07
    sherman07 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 1:32 pm
    where is poop dick and vaginas? im stupid i cant find it
  44. Profile photo of notkaliesmas
    notkaliesmas Female 70 & Over
    604 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 1:45 pm
    google goes by the website with the most popular, the one with the most hits.
  45. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 1:48 pm
    True true...once again.
  46. Profile photo of Sporx
    Sporx Female 13-17
    365 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 2:04 pm
    haha
  47. Profile photo of KeanuReeves
    KeanuReeves Male 13-17
    138 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 2:22 pm
    LMFAO. THATS GREAT!!
  48. Profile photo of Indigo_M
    Indigo_M Male 18-29
    354 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 2:26 pm
    Is this really what Bush haters do all day? Do they really just sit around and create antiBush websites? You know, all that energy you use to make up conspiracy theories would be better spent on going to school and getting a job.
  49. Profile photo of KatrynaS
    KatrynaS Female 13-17
    113 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 2:35 pm
    ......
  50. Profile photo of Dizzy_K
    Dizzy_K Male 13-17
    425 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 2:43 pm
    that was halarious!
  51. Profile photo of cheeseispunk
    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 4:23 pm
    Stikfas--it searches for sites with the words of the subject in it, so obviously if you wrote "dont give me a site with monkeys" it gives you a site that mentions monkeys.
  52. Profile photo of lilbabydee
    lilbabydee Female 13-17
    23 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 5:33 pm
    OH HELL YES-george bush biography a failure--SO RIGHT!
  53. Profile photo of needsagrave
    needsagrave Female 13-17
    174 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 6:22 pm
    Hah.
  54. Profile photo of shadowdodger
    shadowdodger Female 13-17
    5 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 6:57 pm
    It`s hillarious, and so true :)
  55. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2005 at 6:58 pm
    Indigo_M, what about all of the anti Kerry sites that were out there last election? What about all the anti Clinton sites that were around while he was in office? Why should Bush be immune from the same thing? Oh, and a conspiracy theory is something that is based on pure conjecture based on little to no truth. Most of us hate Bush for things about him that are facts. Facts, such as the things that he has done, the things that he has said and the direction in which his administration is leading this country.
  56. Profile photo of atownorg
    atownorg Male 13-17
    305 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 7:30 pm
    LOL!!
  57. Profile photo of OBGirl
    OBGirl Female 13-17
    77 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 9:24 pm
    That is sooooo true/
  58. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
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    September 11, 2005 at 10:22 pm
    Lame!!!!!!!!!
  59. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 10:24 pm
    Bush won, Kerry lost get over it you sore losers
  60. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 10:25 pm
    Did Algore invent this site?
  61. Profile photo of achepil
    achepil Male 18-29
    18 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 10:42 pm
    lol
  62. Profile photo of Zooks
    Zooks Male 18-29
    164 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 10:52 pm
    Definition of Failure should be Democrats. YOU LOST BITCHES LOLOLOLOL
  63. Profile photo of strangergoat
    strangergoat Female 18-29
    588 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 10:57 pm
    I half expected it to be a picture of me.

    Except it`s not the images page. Shhh.

  64. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 11:09 pm
    Liberal=loose with your ass
  65. Profile photo of philitup23
    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 12:17 am
    michael moore is a close second...so stfu u liberals...u all suck
  66. Profile photo of mookie427
    mookie427 Male 13-17
    517 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 1:30 am
    hehehe poop dick and vaginas................
  67. Profile photo of lovestricken
    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 10:24 am
    LMAO!!
  68. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 11:36 am
    hack
  69. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 11:50 am
    Here`s the story behind why this happens:

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/goog...

  70. Profile photo of gcxj220
    gcxj220 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 3:51 pm
    Way to go Google for not intervening. Google is simply the best site in the world. This just makes it even better.
  71. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    September 13, 2005 at 11:14 am
    LMFAO or LMAO menans?
    :-)
    :-(
    :-|
    :-D
    :-O
    8-)
    :-P
    ;-)
  72. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    September 13, 2005 at 11:14 am
    hehe sorry means
  73. Profile photo of JMF145
    JMF145 Male 18-29
    376 posts
    September 17, 2005 at 9:50 pm
    u do realize google puts up the links first that pay them the most~~

    no, because my web site is in goolge and i pay jack (search for jmf145)

  74. Profile photo of JosephineHMS
    JosephineHMS Female 13-17
    585 posts
    September 23, 2005 at 4:57 pm
    You have to admit that is pretty funny

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