Google`s ``Failure`` List

Submitted by: Santos_Demin 11 years ago in Funny
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=failure&btnG=Google+Search

These are the top results for the keyword ""failure""?
There are 74 comments:
Female 585
You have to admit that is pretty funny
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Male 376
u do realize google puts up the links first that pay them the most~~

no, because my web site is in goolge and i pay jack (search for jmf145)

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Female 1,697
hehe sorry means
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Female 1,697
LMFAO or LMAO menans?
:-)
:-(
:-|
:-D
:-O
8-)
:-P
;-)
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Male 616
Way to go Google for not intervening. Google is simply the best site in the world. This just makes it even better.
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Male 1,586
Here`s the story behind why this happens:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/goog...

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Male 1,586
hack
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Female 712
LMAO!!
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Male 517
hehehe poop dick and vaginas................
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Male 468
michael moore is a close second...so stfu u liberals...u all suck
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Male 992
Liberal=loose with your ass
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Female 588
I half expected it to be a picture of me.

Except it`s not the images page. Shhh.

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Male 164
Definition of Failure should be Democrats. YOU LOST BITCHES LOLOLOLOL
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Male 18
lol
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Male 992
Did Algore invent this site?
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Male 992
Bush won, Kerry lost get over it you sore losers
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Male 992
Lame!!!!!!!!!
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Female 77
That is sooooo true/
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Male 305
LOL!!
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Male 1,465
Indigo_M, what about all of the anti Kerry sites that were out there last election? What about all the anti Clinton sites that were around while he was in office? Why should Bush be immune from the same thing? Oh, and a conspiracy theory is something that is based on pure conjecture based on little to no truth. Most of us hate Bush for things about him that are facts. Facts, such as the things that he has done, the things that he has said and the direction in which his administration is leading this country.
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Female 5
It`s hillarious, and so true :)
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Female 174
Hah.
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Female 23
OH HELL YES-george bush biography a failure--SO RIGHT!
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Female 380
Stikfas--it searches for sites with the words of the subject in it, so obviously if you wrote "dont give me a site with monkeys" it gives you a site that mentions monkeys.
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Male 425
that was halarious!
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Female 113
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Male 354
Is this really what Bush haters do all day? Do they really just sit around and create antiBush websites? You know, all that energy you use to make up conspiracy theories would be better spent on going to school and getting a job.
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Male 138
LMFAO. THATS GREAT!!
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Female 365
haha
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Female 1,603
True true...once again.
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Female 604
google goes by the website with the most popular, the one with the most hits.
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Male 82
where is poop dick and vaginas? im stupid i cant find it
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Female 395
on googles search engine, type in Miserable Failure, and then click I`m Feeling Lucky. See what happens!

You get George W. Bush webpage!

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Female 300
hahahaa of course Bush is a failure...like that wasn`t already obvious?
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Male 851
for serious?
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Male 93
I think that might be done on purpose.
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Female 830
Lmao about the POOP,DICK AND VAGINAS thing
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Male 194

and just for those who are wondering heres what was on that POOP,DICK,AND VAGINAS

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Male 419
Haha, totally rad.
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Male 194
so true... so true...
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Male 254
OLD

but funny with the fact that george and moore are the first, don`t like either really...

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Male 693
mmkay. Thats over.
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Male 693
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Male 693
Lets take a moment of silence to all the people who died on that day.
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Male 693
hmm.... speaking of bush, today`s the anniversary of 9/11.
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Male 693
Yo, that was cold. eeeeyup.
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Female 882
the picture of che being blown up upsets me. (well not upsets as in makes me cry.. i just don`t like it.. i will shut up) what is that all about?
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Female 314
Gooooooood old Mr. Google.
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Male 337
Yep, lefty will stoop as low as google bombing to get BUsh up there and then complain when someone does the same for Moore
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Male 194
Well that cracked me up. Four for you!
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Male 1,808
it works if you do any word after dont give me a website with......im just giving a example.
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Male 1,808
hey!type in,dont give me a website with monkeys and it wont listen.look here
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Female 215
Okay so it does work, but only when I go on Google and type it myself, not when I click the link. Weird...
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Female 215
That totally didnt work on my computer, half the results were in French... Damn cookies.
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Female 809
Haha- bush number one.
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Male 129
That was cool. But had to look at POOP, DICK, AND VAGINAS! though that was a bit random, lol
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Male 1,030
WOW!!! THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!
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Male 1,465
shipyard, you don`t know how a Google Bomb works, do you? Look it up... and lighten up while you’re at it.
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Female 782
heheh..but wheres mr blair?
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Male 630
Only the #1 post ont he list do to the advertising. It comes up with many words.

Failure doesn`t even appear in the site, just press "find" and type it in. So in other words, could you say that failure doesn`t appear on the page?

Stop with this crap that is out of context.

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Male 160
^^^^^^^ WTF??????
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Male 160

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Male 1,465
Yah, the Moore part is new to me. I haven’t seen this since it first made the news. Looks like some conservatives decided to do their own Google Bomb. Bush is still the #1 result though.
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Male 820
well hey, googles fair. they have both bush and moore, so thats nice
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Female 46
Lakerzz8, I think that was the point of the post.

Same idea with French Military Victories.
Explanation of how Google orders it is under Talentless Hack

Yes, all old stuff. Any bombs I didn`t cover yet?

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Male 365
OLD!!! If you type failure in google and hit "I`m lucky it" it takes you to Bush`s bio page
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Female 66
as soon as i saw..`POOP, DICK, AND VAGINAS! ` written i didnt know what to do! i mean i could click on it and let my computer be filled with dodgey pop-ups..but then if i dont, i will be wandering alllllll day what it said..so i clicked on it! :-D
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Female 2,144
Meh I Kinder Found It Predictable.
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Male 1,348
POOP, DICK, AND VAGINAS!
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Female 607
Hmm, pretty good. GWB first? Yep, I`d agree with that.
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Female 12
That`s priceless! :-D
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Male 210
No, that`s not right..

Google puts up the link with the most websites that has a link to it, supposedly.

I don`t know though, you didn`t take my word for it!

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Male 341
u do realize google puts up the links first that pay them the most
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Male 383
Link: Google`s ``Failure`` List [Rate Link] - These are the top results for the keyword ``failure``?
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