Exploding Chocolate

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in
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I guess the Germans worked on this instead of a nuke, thank heavens.
There are 25 comments:
Male 992
I just exploded some chocolate.....then I had to scrub the toilet bowl, f*in Tacobell
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Female 782
i would be SO pissed! i mean in war chocolate was probly the only happy thing left in the world. and then BOOM! the bloody nazis take it away...
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Male 926
Hmmm...I could use that as an evil pratical joke
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Male 2,519
I want a golden ticket...
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Male 469
Wow...That has to be a joke... If you were going to make a bomb, why the hell would you put it in A CAN OF PEAS???! I mean, maybe I can undersand some of the other things, but why peas? Peas could sit on the shelves for months!
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Male 224
Just better eat the chocolate fast.
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Male 1,420
lol i clicked the link and the ad on the i-a-b banner said "nice assets" anyway, ive had that chocloate before, but ate it in one bite. it didnt explode till it came back out, thus the term explosive crap
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Male 383
At least we`ve found a way to solve obesity in America, and one that will work. Even if they dont get blown up, the cocoshock will keep them from walking 20 feet from a candy bar. Post Traumatic Chocoshock Disorder. Yum.
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Female 585
Willy Won...BOOOOOOMMM!!!!
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Male 851
finally a way to break up with someone easily!! the blood and gore everywhere would be a pain though...
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Female 458
enohead haha thhose are good ideas and crazygirl has a point haha this is a funny forum
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Female 830
Do we think we`re that hungry/stupid to eat exploding chocolate after the first person explodes?
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Female 1,603
Hey, we shouldn`t be giving the bad guys ideas!!!
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Male 1,033
unless a covert agent would use it and throw it at something
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Male 1,033
"The bomb is made of steel with a thin covering of real chocolate," the note said. "When the piece of chocolate at the end is broken off the canvas shown is pulled, and after a delay of seven seconds the bomb explodes."

Hang on, so you`ve got a whole seven seconds to go "this isn`t chocolate" remeber your briefing on the latest Nazi covert weaponry and get it the hell away from your head?

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Male 419
Haha, enohead!
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Male 517
hehe i read about that before....
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Male 761
chocolate+human=bite out of chocolate....bite out of chocolate=bang......human go bang
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Male 1,586
Oh! - that just gave me a great idea. We should make bombs disguised as bombs, and then sell them to terrorists. Then, when the go to strap `em on, they blow up! Yeah, that`s the ticket.

No, wait. We should make bombs disguised as journalists, then when they get kidnapped, and the insurgents go to saw the head off, they get blowed up real good.

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Female 87
*gasp* that`s chocolate abuse!
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Male 1,586
Brilliant!
"Von`t you enjoy some chocolate, Herr Johnson?"
"Why, thank you!"
KABOOM!!
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Male 396
they said the germans didnt make them so why put it up?
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Female 363
if there was real chocolate on the chocolate bomb, were there real peas in the pea bomb?

its a scary thought that any everyday item including a stuffed dog can be made into a bomb

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Male 383
The children, wont somebody please think of the children.
This is kind of creepy though, terrorist Nazis. Think what would happen if anybody actually wanted to put this stuff out in mass production like the nazis were thinking of. And today technology is better, so be careful next time you open your can of coke. You could take out 2 city blocks.

Main link is broken, but the one on this page works.

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Male 10,115
Link: Exploding Chocolate [Rate Link] - I guess the Germans worked on this instead of a nuke, thank heavens.
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