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Date: 09/09/05 02:38 AM

25 Responses to Exploding Chocolate

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 12:18 am
    Link: Exploding Chocolate - I guess the Germans worked on this instead of a nuke, thank heavens.
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    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 3:36 am
    The children, wont somebody please think of the children.
    This is kind of creepy though, terrorist Nazis. Think what would happen if anybody actually wanted to put this stuff out in mass production like the nazis were thinking of. And today technology is better, so be careful next time you open your can of coke. You could take out 2 city blocks.

    Main link is broken, but the one on this page works.

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    fthygre Female 18-29
    363 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 4:15 am
    if there was real chocolate on the chocolate bomb, were there real peas in the pea bomb?

    its a scary thought that any everyday item including a stuffed dog can be made into a bomb

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    psycopyro Male 13-17
    396 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 7:25 am
    they said the germans didnt make them so why put it up?
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 9:43 am
    Brilliant!
    "Von`t you enjoy some chocolate, Herr Johnson?"
    "Why, thank you!"
    KABOOM!!
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    slippery Female 18-29
    87 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 10:18 am
    *gasp* that`s chocolate abuse!
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 10:34 am
    Oh! - that just gave me a great idea. We should make bombs disguised as bombs, and then sell them to terrorists. Then, when the go to strap `em on, they blow up! Yeah, that`s the ticket.

    No, wait. We should make bombs disguised as journalists, then when they get kidnapped, and the insurgents go to saw the head off, they get blowed up real good.

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    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 11:05 am
    chocolate+human=bite out of chocolate....bite out of chocolate=bang......human go bang
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    mookie427 Male 13-17
    517 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 11:33 am
    hehe i read about that before....
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    I_love_ska Male 13-17
    419 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 12:46 pm
    Haha, enohead!
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    Lou Two Male 18-29
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    September 9, 2005 at 12:49 pm
    "The bomb is made of steel with a thin covering of real chocolate," the note said. "When the piece of chocolate at the end is broken off the canvas shown is pulled, and after a delay of seven seconds the bomb explodes."

    Hang on, so you`ve got a whole seven seconds to go "this isn`t chocolate" remeber your briefing on the latest Nazi covert weaponry and get it the hell away from your head?

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    Lou Two Male 18-29
    1033 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 12:50 pm
    unless a covert agent would use it and throw it at something
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    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 1:00 pm
    Hey, we shouldn`t be giving the bad guys ideas!!!
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    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 1:10 pm
    Do we think we`re that hungry/stupid to eat exploding chocolate after the first person explodes?
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    lexmex Female 18-29
    458 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 4:22 pm
    enohead haha thhose are good ideas and crazygirl has a point haha this is a funny forum
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    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 5:35 pm
    finally a way to break up with someone easily!! the blood and gore everywhere would be a pain though...
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    JosephineHMS Female 13-17
    585 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 6:34 pm
    Willy Won...BOOOOOOMMM!!!!
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    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 6:53 pm
    At least we`ve found a way to solve obesity in America, and one that will work. Even if they dont get blown up, the cocoshock will keep them from walking 20 feet from a candy bar. Post Traumatic Chocoshock Disorder. Yum.
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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 8:21 pm
    lol i clicked the link and the ad on the i-a-b banner said "nice assets" anyway, ive had that chocloate before, but ate it in one bite. it didnt explode till it came back out, thus the term explosive crap
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    Apples_Rock Male 13-17
    224 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 8:40 pm
    Just better eat the chocolate fast.
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    Monty_Python Male 13-17
    469 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 11:14 pm
    Wow...That has to be a joke... If you were going to make a bomb, why the hell would you put it in A CAN OF PEAS???! I mean, maybe I can undersand some of the other things, but why peas? Peas could sit on the shelves for months!
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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    September 10, 2005 at 2:42 am
    I want a golden ticket...
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    saddude Male 18-29
    926 posts
    September 10, 2005 at 4:24 am
    Hmmm...I could use that as an evil pratical joke
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    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    September 10, 2005 at 11:03 am
    i would be SO pissed! i mean in war chocolate was probly the only happy thing left in the world. and then BOOM! the bloody nazis take it away...
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    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 1:09 am
    I just exploded some chocolate.....then I had to scrub the toilet bowl, f*in Tacobell

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