Drunk Dial

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://www.mikekantor.com/bobby/

Funny message from drunk dude.
There are 50 comments:
Female 1
MICHAEL KANTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS PRETTY LONG BUTT FUNNY 8-D
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Female 790
This is great. Hahahahaha! Drunks are fun!
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Male 62
"next thing you know theres.... these.. these... pictures...
so gloryifying, so HOT, so meaningful..."

"I am leaving a drunk message for kantor..
Michael, KANTORRRRRRRRR"

"but however you know its just one of those things to where...
you look at the whole possibilities of what the night could end up to be...
I wished those possibilities, and you know what?
no, nothing. nothing... nothing like I thought it could have to be,
I have no idea why *voice getting higher*
I have no idea why *higher*
I have no idea why *higher* *starts squeeking*"

"but there is gravel around me, and I`m not a fan.. of gravel...
you know me dude, I`m not a fan of gravel, so I`m gonna step out of the gravel
onto the pavement of the street, which is a dangerous place to be,
because cars like to drive down this thing called pavement"

"I was not too impressed with what I saw, with the angry... uhhhh..
with with the uhhh, with th

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Male 62
OMG, this is by far THE funniest I`ve seen on this site in a looonngg time... Infact, I spent around and hour typing this whole thing out, so I could access qoutes easily.. some of my favorites ARE...

"the stars are aligned to the belt of the equator, to where they fit in..
with the juneteenth, of the freshest eagle I have ever seen...
ask me what that means, and I`ll tell you that I have no idea..."

"and then Sandoval, then you got Sandy!
You got Sandy! *higher voice*
*still high voice* you know, I don`t know what hes doing...
You know Sandoval, I don`t know what Sandoval`s doing...
half the time I don`t know what hes doing, then you got Chris Lee!
*very high voice* I mean whats Chris doing? you know... not trimming?
once a week, are u kidding?
*HIGH VOICE* You know what I`m sayin?
*HIGHER* knowwhatimsayin?
*HIGHER* knowwhatimean?
[ARF?]............."

(wow... arf.. you just cant beat arf... wow... :-D)

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Female 32
What a pile of papp!! Why did I listen to the whole thing?? Maybe I thought it might get interesting. But it didn`t. It was poop!!! lol
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Male 1,465
That’s the kind of guy who shouldn’t drink.
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Female 198
lol! i like the bit where he was talkin bout braidin kantors ass hair xDD
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Female 324
I like this! The scary thing is.. I talk like that guy when I`m completely sober. :-?
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Female 412
Boring as bat Sh*t
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Female 48
but nothing
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Female 48
i listened to that whole thing waiting for the guy to get hit by a car when he was in the middle of the road or for him to run into some chicks room or something..
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Male 495
"the stars are aligned to the belt of the equator to the Juneteenth of the freshest eagle I have ever seen"

????What the...LMAO!!

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Female 1,697
so lame and boring
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Female 28
with not on ^^^^^
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Female 28
"run the train"- numerous people have sex on one individual.
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Male 254
I don`t know why.
but its funny.
And i don`t know why

???????
???????
???????:in squeky tone:

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Female 24
that was really funny...i like a good funny drunk person
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Male 73
classic
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Male 11,739
That is just stupid. I couldn`t even make it 1/2 way through it.
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Male 1,033
The stars are aligned in the belt of the equator to where they fit in with the juneteenth of the freshest eagle that I`ve ever seen!
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Female 963
It was funny, but it was way to long.
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Female 165
haha gutted!!!! Lol i would be sooo pissed off if a mate did summat like that to my drunk messages!!

a bit long but soo funny!

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Female 1
oh...omg.... thats too funny....the things we do when were drunk....lol ;-)
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Female 1,603
"You know me dude...I`m not a fan of gravel"
That is the only part that made me laugh.
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Male 3
he is such a gravel hater! spain spaniard! haha! BAM BAM!

gotta love the drunkies.....

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Female 113
omg i love him
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Female 16
That guy sucks.
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Female 300
hehe did anyone think to write down that number and call it???
I didnt listen to the whole thing, it was too long, but i loved that part about the pavement..."i`m not a fan of gravel"
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Female 500
Ha ha ha that was funny? Did that guy go to UT ot Texas Tech.? COuldn`t tell by the hat he was wearing. Pretty funny stuff though.
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Male 194
ahh... drunk people stupid ass hell for sober peoples enlightenment
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Female 830
I like the end when hes like bbibibebesbiaba and its like ???????
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Male 419
^^^Not everybody slurs when their drunk. Anyway, that was pretty funny but way too long.
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Male 605
He didnt sound too drunk, he didnt even slurr his words!
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Male 1,808
The fist message was the funniest. the ?????? made it alot funnier.
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Female 588
"I`m not a fan of gravel"

I turned it off after about three minutes. Did that ever go on!

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Female 809
[quote]On 9/11/2005 8:27:08 AM Cooking_Fat wrote: It was funny at first, but then, not even a third of the way through, I got bored, and looked at something else.[/quote]
Me too. That guy seems obnoxious.
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Female 163
I am NOT a fan of gravel... lmao.
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Male 129
It was funny at first, but then, not even a third of the way through, I got bored, and looked at something else.
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Male 1,526
hahaha I just hate it when your drunk and send out messages to ppl. but luckelly im not good att spelling so alla messanger messages are totaly unreadable. and i dont know if anyone of you guys know it, but when a swede is drunk...or at least a suddern swede, he sounds like hes danish. and boy do i sound like a dane. i could easaly pass as a danish person when im drunk......all danes are constantly drunk !!
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Male 1,030
who in the hell is this a-hole and why would I want to listen to his pathetic messages? lame.
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Male 160
lol, what a freak!..very funny....tooooo long tho
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Female 553
I wanna call the numba!
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Female 43
i`m also not a fan of gravel.
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Female 394
wow...now, my friends can be interesting when they`re drunk, but that....that tops all.
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Female 66
hahahahaha....NO.
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Male 211
too long. funny at first but then it drags on forever
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Male 73
that is the funniest thing i have heard in a while
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Female 412
What does `run a train on her` mean?
Anyways, I like the subtitles, it just cracks me up the way it`s laid out and the ????? and the flashing `ha`s.
And those are long voice messages!
I wonder if he left more voice messages after he found out his friend made a flash dedicated to him?
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Female 208
lol, that`s really long but it was funny. The guy is so dumb.
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Male 10,115
Link: Drunk Dial [Rate Link] - Funny message from drunk dude.
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