Rockin' in the free world since 2005.

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Date: 09/11/05 02:36 AM

50 Responses to Drunk Dial

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 1:35 am
    Link: Drunk Dial - Funny message from drunk dude.
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    lonepoet Female 18-29
    208 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 2:04 am
    lol, that`s really long but it was funny. The guy is so dumb.
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    Yushi Female 18-29
    412 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 2:49 am
    What does `run a train on her` mean?
    Anyways, I like the subtitles, it just cracks me up the way it`s laid out and the ????? and the flashing `ha`s.
    And those are long voice messages!
    I wonder if he left more voice messages after he found out his friend made a flash dedicated to him?
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    Tafts Male 18-29
    73 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 2:50 am
    that is the funniest thing i have heard in a while
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    CASSEROLE Male 18-29
    211 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 3:02 am
    too long. funny at first but then it drags on forever
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    o_blender_o Female 13-17
    66 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 3:44 am
    hahahahaha....NO.
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    MidniteWalkr Female 18-29
    394 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 4:02 am
    wow...now, my friends can be interesting when they`re drunk, but that....that tops all.
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    198X Female 18-29
    43 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 4:20 am
    i`m also not a fan of gravel.
  9. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 7:13 am
    I wanna call the numba!
  10. Profile photo of _PORT_
    _PORT_ Male 18-29
    160 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 7:32 am
    lol, what a freak!..very funny....tooooo long tho
  11. Profile photo of SammyFrank
    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 7:54 am
    who in the hell is this a-hole and why would I want to listen to his pathetic messages? lame.
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 8:13 am
    hahaha I just hate it when your drunk and send out messages to ppl. but luckelly im not good att spelling so alla messanger messages are totaly unreadable. and i dont know if anyone of you guys know it, but when a swede is drunk...or at least a suddern swede, he sounds like hes danish. and boy do i sound like a dane. i could easaly pass as a danish person when im drunk......all danes are constantly drunk !!
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    Cooking_Fat Male 18-29
    129 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 8:27 am
    It was funny at first, but then, not even a third of the way through, I got bored, and looked at something else.
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    narfandboink Female 13-17
    163 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 8:34 am
    I am NOT a fan of gravel... lmao.
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    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 8:35 am
    On 9/11/2005 8:27:08 AM Cooking_Fat wrote: It was funny at first, but then, not even a third of the way through, I got bored, and looked at something else.
    Me too. That guy seems obnoxious.
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    strangergoat Female 18-29
    588 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 8:49 am
    "I`m not a fan of gravel"

    I turned it off after about three minutes. Did that ever go on!

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    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 10:27 am
    The fist message was the funniest. the ?????? made it alot funnier.
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    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 10:38 am
    He didnt sound too drunk, he didnt even slurr his words!
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    I_love_ska Male 13-17
    419 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 12:17 pm
    ^^^Not everybody slurs when their drunk. Anyway, that was pretty funny but way too long.
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    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 12:21 pm
    I like the end when hes like bbibibebesbiaba and its like ???????
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    skit_z Male 13-17
    194 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 12:31 pm
    ahh... drunk people stupid ass hell for sober peoples enlightenment
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    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 12:34 pm
    Ha ha ha that was funny? Did that guy go to UT ot Texas Tech.? COuldn`t tell by the hat he was wearing. Pretty funny stuff though.
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    LiLBlond3790 Female 70 & Over
    300 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 1:17 pm
    hehe did anyone think to write down that number and call it???
    I didnt listen to the whole thing, it was too long, but i loved that part about the pavement..."i`m not a fan of gravel"
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    beggy Female 18-29
    16 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 1:18 pm
    That guy sucks.
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    kick-ass Female 13-17
    113 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 1:21 pm
    omg i love him
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    boobooshieka Male 13-17
    3 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 1:38 pm
    he is such a gravel hater! spain spaniard! haha! BAM BAM!

    gotta love the drunkies.....

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    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 1:59 pm
    "You know me dude...I`m not a fan of gravel"
    That is the only part that made me laugh.
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    robin3411 Female 30-39
    1 post
    September 11, 2005 at 3:22 pm
    oh...omg.... thats too funny....the things we do when were drunk....lol ;-)
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    rolez Female 18-29
    165 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 3:35 pm
    haha gutted!!!! Lol i would be sooo pissed off if a mate did summat like that to my drunk messages!!

    a bit long but soo funny!

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    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 3:41 pm
    It was funny, but it was way to long.
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    Lou Two Male 18-29
    1033 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 3:49 pm
    The stars are aligned in the belt of the equator to where they fit in with the juneteenth of the freshest eagle that I`ve ever seen!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 3:53 pm
    That is just stupid. I couldn`t even make it 1/2 way through it.
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    ping1919 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 3:53 pm
    classic
  34. Profile photo of neevgirl
    neevgirl Female 13-17
    24 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 4:17 pm
    that was really funny...i like a good funny drunk person
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    shabufala Male 13-17
    254 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 6:08 pm
    I don`t know why.
    but its funny.
    And i don`t know why

    ???????
    ???????
    ???????:in squeky tone:

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    Kymberlee Female 18-29
    28 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 7:06 pm
    "run the train"- numerous people have sex on one individual.
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    Kymberlee Female 18-29
    28 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 7:08 pm
    with not on ^^^^^
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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 8:12 pm
    so lame and boring
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    DrewK Male 30-39
    495 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 9:35 pm
    "the stars are aligned to the belt of the equator to the Juneteenth of the freshest eagle I have ever seen"

    ????What the...LMAO!!

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    shady17 Female 13-17
    48 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 9:56 pm
    i listened to that whole thing waiting for the guy to get hit by a car when he was in the middle of the road or for him to run into some chicks room or something..
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    shady17 Female 13-17
    48 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 9:56 pm
    but nothing
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    stephie1954 Female 18-29
    412 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 11:41 pm
    Boring as bat Sh*t
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    tika12001 Female 18-29
    324 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 12:58 am
    I like this! The scary thing is.. I talk like that guy when I`m completely sober. :-?
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    ebsha Female 18-29
    199 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 6:44 am
    lol! i like the bit where he was talkin bout braidin kantors ass hair xDD
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    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 7:42 am
    That’s the kind of guy who shouldn’t drink.
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    yorkiegal25 Female 18-29
    32 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 2:10 pm
    What a pile of papp!! Why did I listen to the whole thing?? Maybe I thought it might get interesting. But it didn`t. It was poop!!! lol
  47. Profile photo of xJmanx
    xJmanx Male 13-17
    62 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 10:34 pm
    OMG, this is by far THE funniest I`ve seen on this site in a looonngg time... Infact, I spent around and hour typing this whole thing out, so I could access qoutes easily.. some of my favorites ARE...

    "the stars are aligned to the belt of the equator, to where they fit in..
    with the juneteenth, of the freshest eagle I have ever seen...
    ask me what that means, and I`ll tell you that I have no idea..."

    "and then Sandoval, then you got Sandy!
    You got Sandy! *higher voice*
    *still high voice* you know, I don`t know what hes doing...
    You know Sandoval, I don`t know what Sandoval`s doing...
    half the time I don`t know what hes doing, then you got Chris Lee!
    *very high voice* I mean whats Chris doing? you know... not trimming?
    once a week, are u kidding?
    *HIGH VOICE* You know what I`m sayin?
    *HIGHER* knowwhatimsayin?
    *HIGHER* knowwhatimean?
    ............."

    (wow... arf.. you just cant beat arf... wow... :-D)

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    xJmanx Male 13-17
    62 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 10:36 pm
    "next thing you know theres.... these.. these... pictures...
    so gloryifying, so HOT, so meaningful..."

    "I am leaving a drunk message for kantor..
    Michael, KANTORRRRRRRRR"

    "but however you know its just one of those things to where...
    you look at the whole possibilities of what the night could end up to be...
    I wished those possibilities, and you know what?
    no, nothing. nothing... nothing like I thought it could have to be,
    I have no idea why *voice getting higher*
    I have no idea why *higher*
    I have no idea why *higher* *starts squeeking*"

    "but there is gravel around me, and I`m not a fan.. of gravel...
    you know me dude, I`m not a fan of gravel, so I`m gonna step out of the gravel
    onto the pavement of the street, which is a dangerous place to be,
    because cars like to drive down this thing called pavement"

    "I was not too impressed with what I saw, with the angry... uhhhh..
    with with the uhhh, with th

  49. Profile photo of Cindy75
    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 10:48 pm
    This is great. Hahahahaha! Drunks are fun!
  50. Profile photo of ROXYFOX
    ROXYFOX Female 13-17
    1 post
    October 16, 2005 at 1:04 am
    MICHAEL KANTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS PRETTY LONG BUTT FUNNY 8-D

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