Chat to teh internet

Submitted by: Cindy75 11 years ago in Entertainment
http://www.yeahbutisitart.com/chat-to-the-internet/

Its kind of stupid, but you chat MSN Messenger-style to the ""internet"".
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Male 286
Puny human says:
final fantasy 7
The internet says:
Final Fantasy 7 is simply the best game ever created, after almost 10 years im still playing this fantastic game.
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Male 286
The internet says:
Seattle Post-Intelligencer: Sound Off State`s high court upholds ban on gay marriage The Washington State Supreme Court, in a 5-4 decision today, upheld the state legislature`s right to ban same-sex marriages.
Puny human says:
okay then
The internet says:
ALL YOU DID WAS drat MY BROTHER AND WE DON`T NEED TO PAY FOR THAT SO WHY DON`T .
Puny human says:
no i didnt
The internet says:
i was disapointed that it didnt seem to the best of .
Puny human says:
well bye
The internet says:
Solonor`s Ink Well: Bye, bye, BillieLooks like Billie Piper is signing off as Rose Tyler at the end of the current season of Doctor Who.
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Male 286

you suck
The internet says:
Tonight, when you are finished performing oral sex on a young male prostitute in the front seat of your wife`s station wagon and it`s time for him to reciprocate, say to him, "Go on now.
Puny human says:
i dont have a wife
The internet says:
And Along Came Me… » 2006 » March my wife says that i sould be careful of the people that i have around me because they have been .
Puny human says:
and i dont use prostitues
The internet says:
If you are under 18 or live in a place that viewing adult content is prohibited, please revise your search.
Puny human says:
what the hell
The internet says:
I was so overjoyed, a real life lesbian say infront of me eating her .
Puny human says:
riiiiiight
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Male 286
my chat with the internet
The internet says:
Have you seen my friend?
Puny human says:
who is your friend
The internet says:
KAREN, WHEN I LOST MY OTHER MY SPACE I LOST A FRIEND I CAN`T SEEM TO FIND, YOU MAY KNOW HIM.
Puny human says:
is he gay
The internet says:
The boy who doesn`t eat pork is coming again this year, ruining the Twat`s eating plans, so he`s going to make .
Puny human says:
what
The internet says:
If you hear of a visit to your part of town or happen to see George W Bush, bare your arse in his general direction.
Puny human says:
why ?
The internet says:
I am a 17-year-old girl, and I want to know why it hurts so much when my .
Puny human says:
my what
The internet says:
A new firefighter career or volunteer walks into a firehouse where computers, desks, chairs, turnout gear, lockers and other workplace tools are most often furnished by the fire department.
Puny human say
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Male 286
i asked if it was gay
and said i shoud be in gay porn
and i am not gay and i dot like that kind of porn
:-(
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Male 88
You agree that we and our Affiliates may identify you as the author of any of your postings .
Puny human says:
no
The internet says:
Try using fewer words, or more general terms 3.
Puny human says:
why?
The internet says:
Why Penus Van Lesbian Changed His Name - Netlore ArchiveIf you`d been born with the name `Penus Van Lesbian,` you would have changed it too.
Puny human says:
eat
The internet says:
For those of us living in NYC, life is one big Pride parade 365 days a .
Puny human says:
my shorts
The internet says:
By this time I had my shorts up to my knes but an older girl tols me I had better let them .
Puny human says:
got money?
The internet says:
Why do we need a telly to run up the power bill if we ain`t got money to pay it.
Puny human says:
because you need a life
The internet says:
I need that special someone who will cheat on me and then send me photos of it .
Puny
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Male 737
I can`t believe how much better internet is than humans...
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Female 630
Puny human says:
can i look at your penis
The internet says:
Looking at the scars on the glans of my penis, together with the fistula, the doctor must have put me through hell - no matter how marvellous my mother .
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Male 194
Me: "why?"
Internet: "Lesbian News, Dykes to watch out for"

erm.....

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Male 121
horrible
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Male 424
what is igod?
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Male 645
ummm whoever made this has serious issues with gays :S
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Male 701
dumb...and im to lazy for it
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Female 790
The internet says:
Leave me alone, human
Puny human says:
like my balls, internet
The internet says:
I used to be fond of virtual pets, and now, apparently, they can be gay.
Puny human says:
are you a homophobe?
The internet says:
I never question your right to speak your mind “bible”
Puny human says:
kiss your mother with that mouth?
The internet says:
my mother binding her future to a man with whom.
Puny human says:
with whom?
The internet says:
Select the correct form of the word who from the choices provided after each sentence.
Puny human says:
bite me.
The internet says:
im so bored cuz you left me to go and take a nap.
Puny human says:
if you didnt suck in bed, i wouldnt leave
The internet says:
he told me to get on the bed, and Jim told Kelly to suck my d*ck, .
Puny human says:
OH MY GOD!
The internet says:
As an open lesbian who has been a public advocate for
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Male 1,465
Hmmm.....

The internet says:
Andrew Pulver visits the Edinburgh film festival to pick this .
Puny human says:
What?
The internet says:
Lesbian is an alternative, fun, relevant resource for dykes around the world.

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Male 1,465
I went back to mess around with it and the first thing it said was:

"The internet says:
Hi, me so horny."

The net is coming on to me.

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Female 790
:-O That would explain why the internet is so messed up.
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Male 75
OH MY FRIGGIN` GOD, SICKO!

The internet says:
Hi. What do you want?
Puny human says:
f**k you
The internet says:
Still, I thought if she did some heartfelt swearing with me, it might loosen her up .
Puny human says:
who are you talking about?
The internet says:
i can`t be sure that this state of MIND, is not of my own DESIGN .
Puny human says:
are you drunk?
The internet says:
I say drat it and so steve passes me the phone and I call me mom and she said my dad whose state of mind is drunk at this point would pick me.
Puny human says:
you f**k your dad?
The internet says:
I am an only child, and the night of my birth, my father held me in his arms .
Puny human says:
and fingered you?
The internet says:
I ended up giving him a handjob and then he fingered me and I also recieved oral sex.

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Male 3,060
this is way beyond stupid...
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Female 8
This is so stupid. Waste of time.
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Male 851
maybe if it searched for something that had to do with what you said it would be better?
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Female 337
lol, it got too deep for me, i cudnt understand half of wot it sed. an it started off sayin somet bout being horny an then got all political??? ;-/
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Female 782
iGod much better
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Female 1,262
Took me exactly 43 seconds to become bored with it.
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Female 229
Ahaha! Pretty crappy..but this bit made me laugh!
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Puny human says:
What do you think of My Chemical Romance?
The internet says:
In the course of three years, My Chemical Romance have gone from New Jersey emo-punkers with a somewhat unhealthy obsession with all things spooky (eyeliner.
Puny human says:
Gerard Way is hot though, right?
The internet says:
COM Hmm, im juz wondering, but i think Gerard will look hot if he has a lip piercing .

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Male 39
kinda stupid
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Female 57
that sucked!

human-go suck your dad
off

internet-as far as secret identies go mine was safe.

wtf

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Male 419
Haha!

Puny human says:
Are you a ska kid?
The internet says:
I need some rock and roll with horns to placate them for car .

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Female 220
Puny human says:
"sukebe houshi!!!"
The internet says:
I stepped out of the hut we had been staying in, Kirara at my heels, and saw houshi-sama`s.

the first thing that was relevant.

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Male 101
gay...
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Male 232
Its not that stupid really, what it`s doing is getting info from the internet and posting random clips from websites.
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Female 51
lol its said to me that i would be good in a porn movie........ hmmm how the hell did it know???
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Female 790
[quote]On 9/6/2005 11:40:31 AM MidoriBug wrote: That was really really really stupid... [/quote]
You were warned.
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Female 1,603
That was really really really stupid...
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Male 1,523
Teh interweb cn speek?
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Female 830
I AM NOT A PUNY HUMAN >:-(
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Female 1,463
yer the responses never make sense
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Male 469
Stupid. All the responses are almost completely random.
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Female 790
[quote]On 9/6/2005 6:56:46 AM S_J_W wrote: Not a bright AI. If you want a cool AI to chat with you should check out A.L.I.C.E. [/quote]
Pandora`s bots? Ive linked that too.

I agree this one is sucky. But, I was bored and felt like submitting links. Sue me. ;-)

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Male 232
Alice is the one they all spawned from, don`t belive me? tell igod that your name is alice.
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Male 1,465
Not a bright AI. If you want a cool AI to chat with you should check out A.L.I.C.E.
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Male 390
Puny human says:
google
The internet says:
you will not find what you need searching for Fu-cktard Nerdy Redhead T-wat

me three

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Male 2,519
[quote]On 9/6/2005 1:28:50 AM Santos_Demin wrote: Yeah, iGod was a better chatterbot than this-- I`m acutally gonna talk to iGod again.[/quote]

me 2.

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Male 923
ROFL, your right Yushi, you DON`T want to know. Lol, though, I watch the untranslated versions of Inu Yasha (with straight translation subs) and it just might fit, lol.
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Female 412
Okay they filtered out the word, it`s actually
c unt seepage.
I don`t really get what it means but I don`t want to know
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Female 412
What the crap, i typed `Inu yasha` (which is an anime, aka japanese cartoon)
and it replied: He concentrated on her clit but, spunk and nylons soaked with sweat and mean person seepage.
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Male 149
"Kind of" ?
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Female 132
Haha..took me about 3 minutes for my attempt to maintain a normal conversation with `teh internet` and just got bored and typed in `penis` repeatedly..;)
x
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Female 588
it isn`t nearly rude enough for my liking.
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Male 65
Doesn`t pass the Turing test for me.
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Female 790
I told you it was stupid, did I not?
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Male 383
Yeah, iGod was a better chatterbot than this-- I`m acutally gonna talk to iGod again.
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Female 2,244
It answers way too randomly...

"Marines tricked into gay sex." wtf..

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Female 790
Link: Chat to teh internet [Rate Link] - Its kind of stupid, but you chat MSN Messenger-style to the ``internet``.

It says some funny things every once in a while. You REALLY have to be bored to enjoy this one, though. ;-)

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