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The internet says: Andrew Pulver visits the Edinburgh film festival to pick this .Puny human says: What?The internet says: Lesbian is an alternative, fun, relevant resource for dykes around the world.
"The internet says: Hi, me so horny."
The net is coming on to me.
The internet says: Hi. What do you want?Puny human says: f**k youThe internet says: Still, I thought if she did some heartfelt swearing with me, it might loosen her up .Puny human says: who are you talking about?The internet says: i can`t be sure that this state of MIND, is not of my own DESIGN .Puny human says: are you drunk?The internet says: I say drat it and so steve passes me the phone and I call me mom and she said my dad whose state of mind is drunk at this point would pick me.Puny human says: you f**k your dad? The internet says: I am an only child, and the night of my birth, my father held me in his arms .Puny human says: and fingered you?The internet says: I ended up giving him a handjob and then he fingered me and I also recieved oral sex.
Puny human says: What do you think of My Chemical Romance?The internet says: In the course of three years, My Chemical Romance have gone from New Jersey emo-punkers with a somewhat unhealthy obsession with all things spooky (eyeliner.Puny human says: Gerard Way is hot though, right? The internet says: COM Hmm, im juz wondering, but i think Gerard will look hot if he has a lip piercing .
human-go suck your dad off
internet-as far as secret identies go mine was safe.
Puny human says: Are you a ska kid?The internet says: I need some rock and roll with horns to placate them for car .
the first thing that was relevant.
I agree this one is sucky. But, I was bored and felt like submitting links. Sue me. ;-)
"Marines tricked into gay sex." wtf..
It says some funny things every once in a while. You REALLY have to be bored to enjoy this one, though.