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Date: 09/06/05 01:00 AM

54 Responses to Chat to teh internet

  1. Profile photo of Cindy75
    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 12:59 am
    Link: Chat to teh internet - Its kind of stupid, but you chat MSN Messenger-style to the ``internet``.

    It says some funny things every once in a while. You REALLY have to be bored to enjoy this one, though. ;-)

  2. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 1:26 am
    It answers way too randomly...

    "Marines tricked into gay sex." wtf..

  3. Profile photo of Santos_Demin
    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 1:28 am
    Yeah, iGod was a better chatterbot than this-- I`m acutally gonna talk to iGod again.
  4. Profile photo of Cindy75
    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 1:31 am
    I told you it was stupid, did I not?
  5. Profile photo of atchetarry
    atchetarry Male 18-29
    65 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 1:45 am
    Doesn`t pass the Turing test for me.
  6. Profile photo of strangergoat
    strangergoat Female 18-29
    588 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 2:25 am
    it isn`t nearly rude enough for my liking.
  7. Profile photo of Scrounger
    Scrounger Female 13-17
    132 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 2:53 am
    Haha..took me about 3 minutes for my attempt to maintain a normal conversation with `teh internet` and just got bored and typed in `penis` repeatedly..;)
    x
  8. Profile photo of Akajune
    Akajune Male 18-29
    149 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 3:12 am
    "Kind of" ?
  9. Profile photo of Yushi
    Yushi Female 18-29
    412 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 3:16 am
    What the crap, i typed `Inu yasha` (which is an anime, aka japanese cartoon)
    and it replied: He concentrated on her clit but, spunk and nylons soaked with sweat and mean person seepage.
  10. Profile photo of Yushi
    Yushi Female 18-29
    412 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 3:16 am
    Okay they filtered out the word, it`s actually
    c unt seepage.
    I don`t really get what it means but I don`t want to know
  11. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 3:31 am
    ROFL, your right Yushi, you DON`T want to know. Lol, though, I watch the untranslated versions of Inu Yasha (with straight translation subs) and it just might fit, lol.
  12. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 4:55 am
    On 9/6/2005 1:28:50 AM Santos_Demin wrote: Yeah, iGod was a better chatterbot than this-- I`m acutally gonna talk to iGod again.

    me 2.

  13. Profile photo of webby-boy
    webby-boy Male 13-17
    390 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 5:18 am
    Puny human says:
    google
    The internet says:
    you will not find what you need searching for Fu-cktard Nerdy Redhead T-wat

    me three

  14. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 6:56 am
    Not a bright AI. If you want a cool AI to chat with you should check out A.L.I.C.E.
  15. Profile photo of bardockjerms
    bardockjerms Male 30-39
    232 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 8:48 am
    Alice is the one they all spawned from, don`t belive me? tell igod that your name is alice.
  16. Profile photo of Cindy75
    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 8:54 am
    On 9/6/2005 6:56:46 AM S_J_W wrote: Not a bright AI. If you want a cool AI to chat with you should check out A.L.I.C.E.
    Pandora`s bots? Ive linked that too.

    I agree this one is sucky. But, I was bored and felt like submitting links. Sue me. ;-)

  17. Profile photo of Monty_Python
    Monty_Python Male 13-17
    469 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 9:20 am
    Stupid. All the responses are almost completely random.
  18. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 11:29 am
    yer the responses never make sense
  19. Profile photo of Crazygirl32
    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 11:31 am
    I AM NOT A PUNY HUMAN >:-(
  20. Profile photo of Mat
    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 11:40 am
    Teh interweb cn speek?
  21. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 11:40 am
    That was really really really stupid...
  22. Profile photo of Cindy75
    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 11:41 am
    On 9/6/2005 11:40:31 AM MidoriBug wrote: That was really really really stupid...
    You were warned.
  23. Profile photo of rachelparkin
    rachelparkin Female 13-17
    51 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 11:44 am
    lol its said to me that i would be good in a porn movie........ hmmm how the hell did it know???
  24. Profile photo of bardockjerms
    bardockjerms Male 30-39
    232 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 11:58 am
    Its not that stupid really, what it`s doing is getting info from the internet and posting random clips from websites.
  25. Profile photo of skaterm
    skaterm Male 18-29
    101 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 12:36 pm
    gay...
  26. Profile photo of pysco_chick
    pysco_chick Female 13-17
    220 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 12:43 pm
    Puny human says:
    "sukebe houshi!!!"
    The internet says:
    I stepped out of the hut we had been staying in, Kirara at my heels, and saw houshi-sama`s.

    the first thing that was relevant.

  27. Profile photo of I_love_ska
    I_love_ska Male 13-17
    419 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 12:45 pm
    Haha!

    Puny human says:
    Are you a ska kid?
    The internet says:
    I need some rock and roll with horns to placate them for car .

  28. Profile photo of IWillRmbrYou
    IWillRmbrYou Female 13-17
    57 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 12:55 pm
    that sucked!

    human-go suck your dad
    off

    internet-as far as secret identies go mine was safe.

    wtf

  29. Profile photo of holy_crap_
    holy_crap_ Male 13-17
    39 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 1:06 pm
    kinda stupid
  30. Profile photo of Majx
    Majx Female 18-29
    230 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 1:10 pm
    Ahaha! Pretty crappy..but this bit made me laugh!
    -------------------------------------------------

    Puny human says:
    What do you think of My Chemical Romance?
    The internet says:
    In the course of three years, My Chemical Romance have gone from New Jersey emo-punkers with a somewhat unhealthy obsession with all things spooky (eyeliner.
    Puny human says:
    Gerard Way is hot though, right?
    The internet says:
    COM Hmm, im juz wondering, but i think Gerard will look hot if he has a lip piercing .

  31. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 1:48 pm
    Took me exactly 43 seconds to become bored with it.
  32. Profile photo of HeyLookAtHer
    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 2:27 pm
    iGod much better
  33. Profile photo of 2an2makes5
    2an2makes5 Female 18-29
    337 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 2:46 pm
    lol, it got too deep for me, i cudnt understand half of wot it sed. an it started off sayin somet bout being horny an then got all political??? ;-/
  34. Profile photo of mooseyfate
    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 4:45 pm
    maybe if it searched for something that had to do with what you said it would be better?
  35. Profile photo of MrsDilgee
    MrsDilgee Female 18-29
    8 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 6:25 pm
    This is so stupid. Waste of time.
  36. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 6:27 pm
    this is way beyond stupid...
  37. Profile photo of IAN2oo3
    IAN2oo3 Male 18-29
    75 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 6:54 pm
    OH MY FRIGGIN` GOD, SICKO!

    The internet says:
    Hi. What do you want?
    Puny human says:
    f**k you
    The internet says:
    Still, I thought if she did some heartfelt swearing with me, it might loosen her up .
    Puny human says:
    who are you talking about?
    The internet says:
    i can`t be sure that this state of MIND, is not of my own DESIGN .
    Puny human says:
    are you drunk?
    The internet says:
    I say drat it and so steve passes me the phone and I call me mom and she said my dad whose state of mind is drunk at this point would pick me.
    Puny human says:
    you f**k your dad?
    The internet says:
    I am an only child, and the night of my birth, my father held me in his arms .
    Puny human says:
    and fingered you?
    The internet says:
    I ended up giving him a handjob and then he fingered me and I also recieved oral sex.

  38. Profile photo of Cindy75
    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 7:49 pm
    :-O That would explain why the internet is so messed up.
  39. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 9:02 pm
    I went back to mess around with it and the first thing it said was:

    "The internet says:
    Hi, me so horny."

    The net is coming on to me.

  40. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 9:10 pm
    Hmmm.....

    The internet says:
    Andrew Pulver visits the Edinburgh film festival to pick this .
    Puny human says:
    What?
    The internet says:
    Lesbian is an alternative, fun, relevant resource for dykes around the world.

  41. Profile photo of Cindy75
    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 9:20 pm
    The internet says:
    Leave me alone, human
    Puny human says:
    like my balls, internet
    The internet says:
    I used to be fond of virtual pets, and now, apparently, they can be gay.
    Puny human says:
    are you a homophobe?
    The internet says:
    I never question your right to speak your mind “bible”
    Puny human says:
    kiss your mother with that mouth?
    The internet says:
    my mother binding her future to a man with whom.
    Puny human says:
    with whom?
    The internet says:
    Select the correct form of the word who from the choices provided after each sentence.
    Puny human says:
    bite me.
    The internet says:
    im so bored cuz you left me to go and take a nap.
    Puny human says:
    if you didnt suck in bed, i wouldnt leave
    The internet says:
    he told me to get on the bed, and Jim told Kelly to suck my d*ck, .
    Puny human says:
    OH MY GOD!
    The internet says:
    As an open lesbian who has been a public advocate for
  42. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 11:13 pm
    dumb...and im to lazy for it
  43. Profile photo of p-ball4life
    p-ball4life Male 18-29
    645 posts
    September 6, 2005 at 11:17 pm
    ummm whoever made this has serious issues with gays :S
  44. Profile photo of Game_MP
    Game_MP Male 13-17
    425 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 1:43 am
    what is igod?
  45. Profile photo of funkywoof
    funkywoof Male 13-17
    121 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 6:44 pm
    horrible
  46. Profile photo of jizzos
    jizzos Male 18-29
    194 posts
    January 25, 2006 at 10:13 am
    Me: "why?"
    Internet: "Lesbian News, Dykes to watch out for"

    erm.....

  47. Profile photo of yakkitori
    yakkitori Female 13-17
    630 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 5:47 am
    Puny human says:
    can i look at your penis
    The internet says:
    Looking at the scars on the glans of my penis, together with the fistula, the doctor must have put me through hell - no matter how marvellous my mother .
  48. Profile photo of Custom_hobo
    Custom_hobo Male 13-17
    737 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 8:42 am
    I can`t believe how much better internet is than humans...
  49. Profile photo of lobbo
    lobbo Male 13-17
    88 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 6:53 pm
    You agree that we and our Affiliates may identify you as the author of any of your postings .
    Puny human says:
    no
    The internet says:
    Try using fewer words, or more general terms 3.
    Puny human says:
    why?
    The internet says:
    Why Penus Van Lesbian Changed His Name - Netlore ArchiveIf you`d been born with the name `Penus Van Lesbian,` you would have changed it too.
    Puny human says:
    eat
    The internet says:
    For those of us living in NYC, life is one big Pride parade 365 days a .
    Puny human says:
    my shorts
    The internet says:
    By this time I had my shorts up to my knes but an older girl tols me I had better let them .
    Puny human says:
    got money?
    The internet says:
    Why do we need a telly to run up the power bill if we ain`t got money to pay it.
    Puny human says:
    because you need a life
    The internet says:
    I need that special someone who will cheat on me and then send me photos of it .
    Puny
  50. Profile photo of qwidjibo
    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    August 24, 2006 at 1:08 pm
    i asked if it was gay
    and said i shoud be in gay porn
    and i am not gay and i dot like that kind of porn
    :-(
  51. Profile photo of qwidjibo
    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    August 24, 2006 at 1:22 pm
    my chat with the internet
    The internet says:
    Have you seen my friend?
    Puny human says:
    who is your friend
    The internet says:
    KAREN, WHEN I LOST MY OTHER MY SPACE I LOST A FRIEND I CAN`T SEEM TO FIND, YOU MAY KNOW HIM.
    Puny human says:
    is he gay
    The internet says:
    The boy who doesn`t eat pork is coming again this year, ruining the Twat`s eating plans, so he`s going to make .
    Puny human says:
    what
    The internet says:
    If you hear of a visit to your part of town or happen to see George W Bush, bare your arse in his general direction.
    Puny human says:
    why ?
    The internet says:
    I am a 17-year-old girl, and I want to know why it hurts so much when my .
    Puny human says:
    my what
    The internet says:
    A new firefighter career or volunteer walks into a firehouse where computers, desks, chairs, turnout gear, lockers and other workplace tools are most often furnished by the fire department.
    Puny human say
  52. Profile photo of qwidjibo
    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    August 24, 2006 at 1:23 pm

    you suck
    The internet says:
    Tonight, when you are finished performing oral sex on a young male prostitute in the front seat of your wife`s station wagon and it`s time for him to reciprocate, say to him, "Go on now.
    Puny human says:
    i dont have a wife
    The internet says:
    And Along Came Me… » 2006 » March my wife says that i sould be careful of the people that i have around me because they have been .
    Puny human says:
    and i dont use prostitues
    The internet says:
    If you are under 18 or live in a place that viewing adult content is prohibited, please revise your search.
    Puny human says:
    what the hell
    The internet says:
    I was so overjoyed, a real life lesbian say infront of me eating her .
    Puny human says:
    riiiiiight
  53. Profile photo of qwidjibo
    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    August 24, 2006 at 1:24 pm
    The internet says:
    Seattle Post-Intelligencer: Sound Off State`s high court upholds ban on gay marriage The Washington State Supreme Court, in a 5-4 decision today, upheld the state legislature`s right to ban same-sex marriages.
    Puny human says:
    okay then
    The internet says:
    ALL YOU DID WAS drat MY BROTHER AND WE DON`T NEED TO PAY FOR THAT SO WHY DON`T .
    Puny human says:
    no i didnt
    The internet says:
    i was disapointed that it didnt seem to the best of .
    Puny human says:
    well bye
    The internet says:
    Solonor`s Ink Well: Bye, bye, BillieLooks like Billie Piper is signing off as Rose Tyler at the end of the current season of Doctor Who.
  54. Profile photo of qwidjibo
    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    August 24, 2006 at 1:38 pm
    Puny human says:
    final fantasy 7
    The internet says:
    Final Fantasy 7 is simply the best game ever created, after almost 10 years im still playing this fantastic game.

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