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Date: 09/07/05 02:44 AM

84 Responses to Black Music?

  1. Profile photo of slasher33
    slasher33 Male 18-29
    37 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 1:14 am
    Link: Black Music? - So I guess Eminem wouldn`t be in this category?
  2. Profile photo of grade4
    grade4 Female 13-17
    870 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 1:43 am
    I don`t think this is photoshoped because I saw something similar in my mall. Except it was two words.
  3. Profile photo of BladeofKeyZ
    BladeofKeyZ Male 13-17
    204 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 3:02 am
    Yeah, I can see it happening. It is basically Self- Proclaimed Black Music `till it`s marketed that way and everyone gets offended.
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    glen_strange Male 18-29
    118 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 3:21 am
    Why the hell is it dance/black music? What has dance gotta do with black music?
  5. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 3:40 am
    All that rap is, is clicks and whistles
    *Master Shake
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    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 4:43 am
    What the hell.

    Someone would die for writing that down here...

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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 6:54 am
    Oh I saw the grammy nominations cd, so that is under dance/blackmusic.
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    JustMarc Male 18-29
    731 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 7:22 am
    Whatever they call it. Blackmusic or just hip hop. Its all crap anyways.
  9. Profile photo of toneman
    toneman Male 30-39
    527 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 7:33 am
    If you look closely, this music store is in Germany. You`ll see things like this overseas. I see things like this all the time here in Japan. I once saw a couple walking through a mall with their daughter of about 4 years. She was wearing a T-shirt with `F*** the World!" on it. Funny as hell!
  10. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 7:45 am
    Black music could be many types of music..
  11. Profile photo of silvernano
    silvernano Male 18-29
    179 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 7:45 am
    "JustMarc"
    I`ll tell you what`s crap. All that European gypsy bullsh*t you listen to. Whada fcuk are they singing about?
  12. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 9:35 am
    haha music is so controversial. fight fight fight!
  13. Profile photo of glen_strange
    glen_strange Male 18-29
    118 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 9:49 am
    What the hell is gypsey music? explain...
  14. Profile photo of BeautyToAsh
    BeautyToAsh Female 18-29
    298 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 10:14 am
    Mmm, wow, how did they get away with that?
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    zsuzsi_777 Female 18-29
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    September 7, 2005 at 10:54 am
    tonman, it was taken in Hungary. I`m Hungarian so I`m sure.
  16. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 11:06 am
    When the hell did music get a color?
  17. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 12:00 pm
    I like my whitemusic.
  18. Profile photo of meowmixx419
    meowmixx419 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 12:12 pm
    omg im so offended that they would have blackmusic next to dance... keep those kinda people away from the ravers cause we all know that black will shoot the raver! Thats what they do best is shoot people
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    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
    407 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 12:17 pm
    I prefer to listen to orangemusic. I find it has a nicer melodie in most cases.
  20. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 12:55 pm
    Lord Jonathan is down with the Pee-Pants!!
    I want candy.
  21. Profile photo of Crazygirl32
    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 1:22 pm
    meowmixx419 shut the hell up please. K thanks...
  22. Profile photo of Deftallica
    Deftallica Male 18-29
    160 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 2:17 pm
    meowmixx419, ROFLMAO
  23. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 2:24 pm
    Meowmix, go to hell, A-hole. >:(
    I really do hope they shoot you. And since they do it best, they wont miss your dumb ass...
  24. Profile photo of pysco_chick
    pysco_chick Female 13-17
    220 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 2:28 pm
    On 9/7/2005 12:12:20 PM meowmixx419 wrote: omg im so offended that they would have blackmusic next to dance... keep those kinda people away from the ravers cause we all know that black will shoot the raver! Thats what they do best is shoot people

    crap I listen to dance and rave.

  25. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 2:48 pm
    I want candy, bubble gum and taffy
    Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
    Got my pennies saved so I`m a sugar daddy
    I`m her Hugh Cronyn, she`s my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

    Gonna get ya asses kicked
    Nasty
    Do it to your daddy, embarass your own family
    Just `cause you came in front of a kid and his candy
    I need candy
    Any kind`ll do
    Don`t care if it`s nutritious or FDA approved

    It`s gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
    A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

    Use a giant drill, bore straight into hell
    Releasin ancient demons from a sleep forever spell
    So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
    And hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants have created

    Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
    Come on down yo, here`s the address
    I said six, one-two Wharf Avenue
    right next to, gentlemens club

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    FlareStar Male 18-29
    50 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 3:02 pm
    black music as in dark music?
  27. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 3:04 pm
    I had a strizzoke in my brizzane.
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    fianzo Male 18-29
    72 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 3:19 pm
    I honestly hope you die an early death if those are oue views meowmixx419, the world doesn`t need facists like you
  29. Profile photo of BladeofKeyZ
    BladeofKeyZ Male 13-17
    204 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 3:25 pm
    black, white, who cares. Crappy music comes in all colors.
  30. Profile photo of DestyNova
    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 3:57 pm
    Look at me, man! Ask me why I wear this diaper! I`m insane, I ain`t gonna get this job!
  31. Profile photo of benny1234
    benny1234 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 5:01 pm
    shut up fianzo. rap sucks! they probably want their own "black music" section, but just try having a white music section, just try it. stupid retards don`t want racial equality, they want racial DOMINATION.
  32. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 5:02 pm
    haha
  33. Profile photo of mooseyfate
    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 5:13 pm
    maybe it`s for people who hear in colors?
  34. Profile photo of slasher33
    slasher33 Male 18-29
    37 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 5:46 pm
    haha YES! I got it on!
  35. Profile photo of renegadefae
    renegadefae Female 13-17
    208 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 5:46 pm
    Jeeze people meowmix was just joking. Besides, rap/hip-hop do suck. It`s a fact of life.
  36. Profile photo of slasher33
    slasher33 Male 18-29
    37 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 5:52 pm
    FlareStar thats a great animation
  37. Profile photo of tribe4ever
    tribe4ever Male 13-17
    146 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 6:06 pm
    that asian looks pretty excited about that music
  38. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 6:12 pm
    RACIST. what the hell is wrong with them. i like rap and hiphop its not nessasarily black music. ie. fat joe. eminem.
  39. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 6:18 pm
    Someone is sounding more like a dumbass everyday *coughmeowmixx419*
  40. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 6:23 pm
    benny & renegade
    Read my profile, then go to hell ^^
  41. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 8:09 pm
    Ohhhhhh myyyy god! That would fit into my little racist town perfectly. Which is sooo pathetic...
    Seriously there`s 1 black person in town. That`s it. Oh, and rap music does suck, it`s about screwing prostitutes and groupies, drugs, and shooting people. ROCK ON!
  42. Profile photo of Kymberlee
    Kymberlee Female 18-29
    28 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 8:10 pm
    i don`t understand why they would call it black music, what about vanilla ice or eminem? they are white...oh well
  43. Profile photo of Sleepy_Cat
    Sleepy_Cat Female 13-17
    279 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 8:12 pm
    What happened to equality? We ain`t got no WHITEmusic!
    Blah blah blah let our sh*tty music industry screw itself over.
  44. Profile photo of Indigo_M
    Indigo_M Male 18-29
    354 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 8:57 pm
    Are rappers really trying to make fun of victims of Down syndrome? The hand gestures rappers make are very similar to the way Down syndrome patients shape their hands. Down syndrome disables muscle control and nerve funtion and thus causes the wrist to fold and fingers to stiffen like that. Rappers` imitation of this and other Down syndrome characteristics, like grunting and speaking jibberish, is sickening. There are only 3 possibilities: 1: Rappers have Down syndrome. 2. Rappers make fun of Down Syndrom victims. 3. Rappers are incredibly stupid and their fans are uneducated simpletons who think gangsta rap is cool. Example: Eminem flunked the ninth grade three times and then dropped out of high school. Many other rappers also did not graduate high school and they have criminal records. Rap just glorifies criminality and stupidity. By the way, the blackmusic label makes me jealous of whatever country that was in!
  45. Profile photo of SharayaA
    SharayaA Female 18-29
    10 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 9:08 pm
    Racist people need to f-ing grow up >.< :: Stabs out their hearts with a rusty spoon all Salad Fingers style.::
  46. Profile photo of Imalesbian87
    Imalesbian87 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 9:15 pm
    wow, this proves that black people suck huge amounts of poo through their ears around the world
  47. Profile photo of Imalesbian87
    Imalesbian87 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 9:18 pm
    indigo...i think you have the opinion that everybody shoud have...stupid black music!! should be banend from the world for being pooty crappy crappy ass poo from dratin poo holes that spread poo eveywher and create slutty 7 year old girls and idiot failure guys
  48. Profile photo of BowloHormel
    BowloHormel Male 13-17
    10 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 9:53 pm
    That is the most racist and funny thing i have ever seen
  49. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 10:23 pm
    Lesbo bitch and purple-ish blue also need to go to hell
  50. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 10:25 pm
    For all the idiots, thats lesbian and indigo.
  51. Profile photo of geckosrock
    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 11:36 pm
    Thank you so much lordjonathen! BTW I`ve got a collection of every single aqua teen hunger force episode EVER from limewire. mc pee pants shows up 2 more time hurra. i`m gunna stop talking before i sound like a geek..... whoops too late. soo funny that half the people are talking about ATHF while the others are arguing. EMO SUCKS.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... babbidy doo ding pong
  52. Profile photo of jtc970
    jtc970 Male 13-17
    337 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 11:41 pm
    Racism exists as long as people make everything racist. what is racist about calling it by the color that dominates the genre. How this would offend anyone is beyond me.
    Examples of creating racism:
    1. Change the politically correct word for a black person every year. African American, Black, Colored I have no clue on what to call someone who is not white. I describe what I see and I`m racist.
    2. Seperate yourselves as much as you can by creating your own t.v. channels, English (ebonics), and generally do your best not to be included.
    3. Call anyone of your race who does not follow the stereotyp of your race a different name `uncle tom`
    4. Hate people who are not your race.
    5. Constantly blame everyone else for your problems.
    6. Don`t do anything about the high crime and hatred that is rampant in the places you live. Above all do not take responsibility for anything your race does.
    7. Make it only acceptable for the news to show other races doing anything illega
  53. Profile photo of jtc970
    jtc970 Male 13-17
    337 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 11:50 pm
    8. Excuse these crimes by saying "You brought us here, you need to deal with it" even though it was a million years ago and you never even seen a cotten field.
    9. Glorify your hate to music. Sing about killing whitey but scream and yell if a cop shoots a brotha for raping a grandma.
    10. Hate me for pointing out the obvious
  54. Profile photo of jtc970
    jtc970 Male 13-17
    337 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 11:59 pm
    11. Print t-shirts that say "Black is beautiful" and make it extremely offensive for me to wear a shirt saying "White is beautiful"
    12. Make your areas of livin unaccasible to white people, enforce this after dark.
    13. Pass laws that give you the job even if you are not as qualified as a person of another race. This goes for lifesaving jobs also.

    it can go on.. wanna stop racism. Stop creating it.

  55. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    September 8, 2005 at 12:17 am
    OK, about rap music...the people who dont like it are not racist (some seem like they are and might but not all of them) I myspelf HATE rap not because the people who sing are black but because of what they sing about, ie. Drug, money, how they got there money from drugs and gangs and pimping and all that crap, they also talk about haveing sex with prostitutes also killing people robbing stores and all that stuff.

    Sex, drugs, whores, gangs, guns, killing and retarded arm/hand gestures thats all rap is and nothing more than that. I like rock witch does talk about some of those things sometimes but alot of it is about being in stuff like that and trying to stop it. (ie. Nirvana) so all you people who think rap haters are racist shut up i have alot of black friends and they dont like rap does that mean they are racist? i doubt it.

  56. Profile photo of silvernano
    silvernano Male 18-29
    179 posts
    September 8, 2005 at 7:31 am
    I hate it when people -i.e the countless idiots above- talk a lot of sh*t about stuff they no nothing about.
    -Shut up and go out for some fresh air!
  57. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 8, 2005 at 11:23 am
    So saying "Black Music" is bad, but having "Black History Month" and "Black Entertainment Television (BET)" is okay?
    How do you figure?
  58. Profile photo of rolez
    rolez Female 18-29
    165 posts
    September 8, 2005 at 12:15 pm
    Wow, i really didn`t know people were still this ignorant! i kind of hoped it was just the gits around my town...

    Every type of music has its good and bad types, you cannot just immediately dismiss one music genre. Personally i do love rap and hip hop, and do not see it at all as `black music, its stupied to say that, what about artists like eminem etc, or hispanic artists or asian etc it is very narrowminded to call it black music!

    But really i think lots of you need to chill.

  59. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 8, 2005 at 12:24 pm
    It says "Black Music", not "Black Artists". Quit bringing up Eminem and Vanilla Ice. Rap, hip hop and R&B all have their roots in black culture. Therefore, it`s completely legitimate to refer to it as black music, regardless of who the actual performer is.
  60. Profile photo of shupey15
    shupey15 Male 13-17
    1 post
    September 8, 2005 at 3:01 pm
    THATS dratING GAY
  61. Profile photo of reality0815
    reality0815 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    September 8, 2005 at 6:40 pm
    i didn`t get the funny poin`t of this picture until i read the comments. the term "black music" seems to be considert racist in US, am i right? here in europe it`s usual to refer to rap, hiphop, soul and r`n`b as "black music".
    if you search for "black music" at the german amazon-site, you get many results, mainly samplers.
    look here: http://www.amazon.de/exec/obidos/search-handle-form/ref=sr_sp_go_qs/302-9363313-3856838
  62. Profile photo of reality0815
    reality0815 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    September 8, 2005 at 6:45 pm
    p.s.: in europe, all this political correctness-stuff doesn`t really bother anyone.
  63. Profile photo of Imalesbian87
    Imalesbian87 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    September 8, 2005 at 10:42 pm
    ok first of all.....RAP SUCKS HARD CORE TESTICLES...some of the dumbest stuff i have ever heard comes from rappers and the people who listen to it, it is not art nor anything but pure Crap, with a capital C. here alow me to write out a beautiful rap lyrics....ahem ahem

    YO BITCH COME GET THE F*ck IN MY CAR AND SUCK MY HUGE F*CKING D*CK YOU BITHC I IS GONNA SLAP YO ASSS. YA IN DA HOOD WE SLAP OUR BITHCS GOOD YO YO YO UH UH UH HUH YO UH

  64. Profile photo of meatloafed
    meatloafed Male 18-29
    8 posts
    September 8, 2005 at 10:50 pm
    nice song ^
  65. Profile photo of Imalesbian87
    Imalesbian87 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    September 8, 2005 at 10:52 pm
    thanks it comes from da hooood biatch LOL RAP, GANSTERS, AND BLACK IS GAY
  66. Profile photo of Imalesbian87
    Imalesbian87 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    September 8, 2005 at 10:53 pm
    oh meatloafed it seems like we are from canada and are of different sexes i will say i love you because you don`t like black/blackmusic either

    love you meatloafed

  67. Profile photo of meatloafed
    meatloafed Male 18-29
    8 posts
    September 8, 2005 at 10:55 pm
    i think you got the crux of it hiphop/rap/blackmusic is a combination of yo, bitch, drat, car, slap, uhhh, yeah, ass, mixed in different ways to for many crappy songs... they will soon run out of combinations though... hiphop/rap/blackmusic will DIE OUT
  68. Profile photo of Imalesbian87
    Imalesbian87 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    September 8, 2005 at 10:57 pm
    YES, when they die out and alternative music prevails i will be there to laugh at all negros because they have lost the only heritage besdies cotton picking and drugs...then we can start working on that
  69. Profile photo of June1
    June1 Female 18-29
    1 post
    September 8, 2005 at 11:44 pm
    *shriek* I was there!!! This past summer, I went to Hungary, and I went to that store with my mom to look for a CD. I remember that I stood right where that guy is standing, and called my mom over to see that. I thought it was quite shocking. That store is in one of the malls. :D
  70. Profile photo of gotboost88
    gotboost88 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 1:28 am
    should have been "I am a racist!music"

    black music is just so politically correct

    it hungary guys, calm your nips. stop taking everything so seriously.

  71. Profile photo of gotboost88
    gotboost88 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 1:35 am
    hahaha thats awesome, it makes n i g g er

    I am a racist

    sweeto

  72. Profile photo of Imalesbian87
    Imalesbian87 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 3:07 pm
    i don t understand...are you gay gotboost88? like niggas
  73. Profile photo of JustShutUp5
    JustShutUp5 Female 18-29
    1 post
    September 9, 2005 at 5:06 pm
    Some of the responses in here are funnier than the picture. All of you ignorant losers out there need to pick up a damn book before you talk about someone else`s ignorance. You`ve turned a message board with the dipiction of a picture with the lack of social respect and have turned it into an online site for the future klans and nazi men and women of the world. GROW UP non-nice individualS!
  74. Profile photo of meatloafed
    meatloafed Male 18-29
    8 posts
    September 12, 2005 at 12:33 pm
    funniest thread ever
  75. Profile photo of GrimGravy
    GrimGravy Female 13-17
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    September 18, 2005 at 1:12 am
    not all rappers are uneducated. Chuck D, Ludacris and Ice Cube all went to college ( along w/ a handful more.)rap is just now (like most music genres) very generic devoid of originality. Also not all black people listen to just rap/hiphop ...
  76. Profile photo of meatloafed
    meatloafed Male 18-29
    8 posts
    September 21, 2005 at 3:47 pm
    even if icecube ludacris and chuck d went to college they still actstupid do they not?
  77. Profile photo of gotboost88
    gotboost88 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    October 8, 2005 at 3:11 pm
    actually I like ice cube.

    He was awesome in NWA and some of his singles were good during his solo career and hes not a half bad actor at all

  78. Profile photo of jessicadee
    jessicadee Female 18-29
    10 posts
    October 11, 2005 at 1:13 am
    Personally, I`m not that fond of rap music and I`m black. But what people don`t realize is that all rap music isn`t just about hoes and drugs. There`s many different types,and is performed by other nationalities besides blacks. But the crappy kind is all anyone ever hears on the radio and sees on tv. I don`t care if people don`t like rap. But many made derogatory comments about black people as a whole based on one genre of music. There`s no need for that. If I didn`t like rock (I do, though), I wouldn`t go around making comments about how it`s dumb and white people just scream into microphones. I just wouldn`t listen to it if it wasn`t the style of music I liked. So why others making negative comments about black people?
  79. Profile photo of napalichic
    napalichic Female 18-29
    139 posts
    November 28, 2005 at 7:58 pm
    LOL, enohead!
  80. Profile photo of skittle_fae
    skittle_fae Female 13-17
    12 posts
    January 22, 2006 at 8:14 pm
    God you people are retarded. Who the drat CARES what y`all listen too? Rap sucks, It doesn`t suck, it`s awsome, Whatever. JUST JUST YOUR GODDAMN MOUTHS CLOSED!
  81. Profile photo of skittle_fae
    skittle_fae Female 13-17
    12 posts
    January 22, 2006 at 8:15 pm
    I said DAMN, not drat. or [email protected] I don`t think I`m allowed to cuss.
  82. Profile photo of skittle_fae
    skittle_fae Female 13-17
    12 posts
    January 22, 2006 at 8:16 pm
    no, wait, I ment drat.
  83. Profile photo of skittle_fae
    skittle_fae Female 13-17
    12 posts
    January 22, 2006 at 8:17 pm
    gr! f-u-c-k! not drat. damn censor.

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