Black Music?

Submitted by: slasher33 12 years ago in Funny

So I guess Eminem wouldn"t be in this category?
There are 84 comments:
Female 12
gr! f-u-c-k! not drat. damn censor.
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Female 12
no, wait, I ment drat.
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Female 12
I said DAMN, not drat. or [email protected] I don`t think I`m allowed to cuss.
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Female 12
God you people are retarded. Who the drat CARES what y`all listen too? Rap sucks, It doesn`t suck, it`s awsome, Whatever. JUST JUST YOUR GODDAMN MOUTHS CLOSED!
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Female 139
LOL, enohead!
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Female 10
Personally, I`m not that fond of rap music and I`m black. But what people don`t realize is that all rap music isn`t just about hoes and drugs. There`s many different types,and is performed by other nationalities besides blacks. But the crappy kind is all anyone ever hears on the radio and sees on tv. I don`t care if people don`t like rap. But many made derogatory comments about black people as a whole based on one genre of music. There`s no need for that. If I didn`t like rock (I do, though), I wouldn`t go around making comments about how it`s dumb and white people just scream into microphones. I just wouldn`t listen to it if it wasn`t the style of music I liked. So why others making negative comments about black people?
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Male 78
actually I like ice cube.

He was awesome in NWA and some of his singles were good during his solo career and hes not a half bad actor at all

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Male 8
even if icecube ludacris and chuck d went to college they still actstupid do they not?
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Female 1
not all rappers are uneducated. Chuck D, Ludacris and Ice Cube all went to college ( along w/ a handful more.)rap is just now (like most music genres) very generic devoid of originality. Also not all black people listen to just rap/hiphop ...
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Male 8
funniest thread ever
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Female 1
Some of the responses in here are funnier than the picture. All of you ignorant losers out there need to pick up a damn book before you talk about someone else`s ignorance. You`ve turned a message board with the dipiction of a picture with the lack of social respect and have turned it into an online site for the future klans and nazi men and women of the world. GROW UP non-nice individualS!
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Female 13
i don t understand...are you gay gotboost88? like niggas
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Male 78
hahaha thats awesome, it makes n i g g er

I am a racist

sweeto

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Male 78
should have been "I am a racist!music"

black music is just so politically correct

it hungary guys, calm your nips. stop taking everything so seriously.

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Female 1
*shriek* I was there!!! This past summer, I went to Hungary, and I went to that store with my mom to look for a CD. I remember that I stood right where that guy is standing, and called my mom over to see that. I thought it was quite shocking. That store is in one of the malls. :D
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Female 13
YES, when they die out and alternative music prevails i will be there to laugh at all negros because they have lost the only heritage besdies cotton picking and drugs...then we can start working on that
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Male 8
i think you got the crux of it hiphop/rap/blackmusic is a combination of yo, bitch, drat, car, slap, uhhh, yeah, ass, mixed in different ways to for many crappy songs... they will soon run out of combinations though... hiphop/rap/blackmusic will DIE OUT
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Female 13
oh meatloafed it seems like we are from canada and are of different sexes i will say i love you because you don`t like black/blackmusic either

love you meatloafed

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Female 13
thanks it comes from da hooood biatch LOL RAP, GANSTERS, AND BLACK IS GAY
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Male 8
nice song ^
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Female 13
ok first of all.....RAP SUCKS HARD CORE TESTICLES...some of the dumbest stuff i have ever heard comes from rappers and the people who listen to it, it is not art nor anything but pure Crap, with a capital C. here alow me to write out a beautiful rap lyrics....ahem ahem

YO BITCH COME GET THE F*ck IN MY CAR AND SUCK MY HUGE F*CKING D*CK YOU BITHC I IS GONNA SLAP YO ASSS. YA IN DA HOOD WE SLAP OUR BITHCS GOOD YO YO YO UH UH UH HUH YO UH

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Male 6
p.s.: in europe, all this political correctness-stuff doesn`t really bother anyone.
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Male 6
i didn`t get the funny poin`t of this picture until i read the comments. the term "black music" seems to be considert racist in US, am i right? here in europe it`s usual to refer to rap, hiphop, soul and r`n`b as "black music".
if you search for "black music" at the german amazon-site, you get many results, mainly samplers.
look here: http://www.amazon.de/exec/obidos/search-handle-form/ref=sr_sp_go_qs/302-9363313-3856838
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Male 1
THATS dratING GAY
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Male 1,586
It says "Black Music", not "Black Artists". Quit bringing up Eminem and Vanilla Ice. Rap, hip hop and R&B all have their roots in black culture. Therefore, it`s completely legitimate to refer to it as black music, regardless of who the actual performer is.
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Female 165
Wow, i really didn`t know people were still this ignorant! i kind of hoped it was just the gits around my town...

Every type of music has its good and bad types, you cannot just immediately dismiss one music genre. Personally i do love rap and hip hop, and do not see it at all as `black music, its stupied to say that, what about artists like eminem etc, or hispanic artists or asian etc it is very narrowminded to call it black music!

But really i think lots of you need to chill.

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Male 1,586
So saying "Black Music" is bad, but having "Black History Month" and "Black Entertainment Television (BET)" is okay?
How do you figure?
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Male 179
I hate it when people -i.e the countless idiots above- talk a lot of sh*t about stuff they no nothing about.
-Shut up and go out for some fresh air!
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Male 701
OK, about rap music...the people who dont like it are not racist (some seem like they are and might but not all of them) I myspelf HATE rap not because the people who sing are black but because of what they sing about, ie. Drug, money, how they got there money from drugs and gangs and pimping and all that crap, they also talk about haveing sex with prostitutes also killing people robbing stores and all that stuff.

Sex, drugs, whores, gangs, guns, killing and retarded arm/hand gestures thats all rap is and nothing more than that. I like rock witch does talk about some of those things sometimes but alot of it is about being in stuff like that and trying to stop it. (ie. Nirvana) so all you people who think rap haters are racist shut up i have alot of black friends and they dont like rap does that mean they are racist? i doubt it.

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Male 337
11. Print t-shirts that say "Black is beautiful" and make it extremely offensive for me to wear a shirt saying "White is beautiful"
12. Make your areas of livin unaccasible to white people, enforce this after dark.
13. Pass laws that give you the job even if you are not as qualified as a person of another race. This goes for lifesaving jobs also.

it can go on.. wanna stop racism. Stop creating it.

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Male 337
8. Excuse these crimes by saying "You brought us here, you need to deal with it" even though it was a million years ago and you never even seen a cotten field.
9. Glorify your hate to music. Sing about killing whitey but scream and yell if a cop shoots a brotha for raping a grandma.
10. Hate me for pointing out the obvious
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Male 337
Racism exists as long as people make everything racist. what is racist about calling it by the color that dominates the genre. How this would offend anyone is beyond me.
Examples of creating racism:
1. Change the politically correct word for a black person every year. African American, Black, Colored I have no clue on what to call someone who is not white. I describe what I see and I`m racist.
2. Seperate yourselves as much as you can by creating your own t.v. channels, English (ebonics), and generally do your best not to be included.
3. Call anyone of your race who does not follow the stereotyp of your race a different name `uncle tom`
4. Hate people who are not your race.
5. Constantly blame everyone else for your problems.
6. Don`t do anything about the high crime and hatred that is rampant in the places you live. Above all do not take responsibility for anything your race does.
7. Make it only acceptable for the news to show other races doing anything illega
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Male 979
Thank you so much lordjonathen! BTW I`ve got a collection of every single aqua teen hunger force episode EVER from limewire. mc pee pants shows up 2 more time hurra. i`m gunna stop talking before i sound like a geek..... whoops too late. soo funny that half the people are talking about ATHF while the others are arguing. EMO SUCKS.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... babbidy doo ding pong
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Female 1,252
For all the idiots, thats lesbian and indigo.
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Female 1,252
Lesbo bitch and purple-ish blue also need to go to hell
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Male 10
That is the most racist and funny thing i have ever seen
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Female 13
indigo...i think you have the opinion that everybody shoud have...stupid black music!! should be banend from the world for being pooty crappy crappy ass poo from dratin poo holes that spread poo eveywher and create slutty 7 year old girls and idiot failure guys
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Female 13
wow, this proves that black people suck huge amounts of poo through their ears around the world
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Female 10
Racist people need to f-ing grow up >.< :: Stabs out their hearts with a rusty spoon all Salad Fingers style.::
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Male 354
Are rappers really trying to make fun of victims of Down syndrome? The hand gestures rappers make are very similar to the way Down syndrome patients shape their hands. Down syndrome disables muscle control and nerve funtion and thus causes the wrist to fold and fingers to stiffen like that. Rappers` imitation of this and other Down syndrome characteristics, like grunting and speaking jibberish, is sickening. There are only 3 possibilities: 1: Rappers have Down syndrome. 2. Rappers make fun of Down Syndrom victims. 3. Rappers are incredibly stupid and their fans are uneducated simpletons who think gangsta rap is cool. Example: Eminem flunked the ninth grade three times and then dropped out of high school. Many other rappers also did not graduate high school and they have criminal records. Rap just glorifies criminality and stupidity. By the way, the blackmusic label makes me jealous of whatever country that was in!
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Female 278
What happened to equality? We ain`t got no WHITEmusic!
Blah blah blah let our sh*tty music industry screw itself over.
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Female 28
i don`t understand why they would call it black music, what about vanilla ice or eminem? they are white...oh well
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Female 1,403
Ohhhhhh myyyy god! That would fit into my little racist town perfectly. Which is sooo pathetic...
Seriously there`s 1 black person in town. That`s it. Oh, and rap music does suck, it`s about screwing prostitutes and groupies, drugs, and shooting people. ROCK ON!
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Female 1,252
benny & renegade
Read my profile, then go to hell ^^
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Female 1,262
Someone is sounding more like a dumbass everyday *coughmeowmixx419*
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Male 1,866
RACIST. what the hell is wrong with them. i like rap and hiphop its not nessasarily black music. ie. fat joe. eminem.
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Male 146
that asian looks pretty excited about that music
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Male 37
FlareStar thats a great animation
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Female 208
Jeeze people meowmix was just joking. Besides, rap/hip-hop do suck. It`s a fact of life.
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Male 37
haha YES! I got it on!
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Male 851
maybe it`s for people who hear in colors?
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Female 1,603
haha
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Male 19
shut up fianzo. rap sucks! they probably want their own "black music" section, but just try having a white music section, just try it. stupid retards don`t want racial equality, they want racial DOMINATION.
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Male 226
Look at me, man! Ask me why I wear this diaper! I`m insane, I ain`t gonna get this job!
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Male 204
black, white, who cares. Crappy music comes in all colors.
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Male 72
I honestly hope you die an early death if those are oue views meowmixx419, the world doesn`t need facists like you
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Male 1,586
I had a strizzoke in my brizzane.
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Male 50
black music as in dark music?
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Male 1,348
I want candy, bubble gum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I`m a sugar daddy
I`m her Hugh Cronyn, she`s my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

Gonna get ya asses kicked
Nasty
Do it to your daddy, embarass your own family
Just `cause you came in front of a kid and his candy
I need candy
Any kind`ll do
Don`t care if it`s nutritious or FDA approved

It`s gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

Use a giant drill, bore straight into hell
Releasin ancient demons from a sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants have created

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here`s the address
I said six, one-two Wharf Avenue
right next to, gentlemens club

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Female 220
[quote]On 9/7/2005 12:12:20 PM meowmixx419 wrote: omg im so offended that they would have blackmusic next to dance... keep those kinda people away from the ravers cause we all know that black will shoot the raver! Thats what they do best is shoot people[/quote]

crap I listen to dance and rave.

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Female 1,252
Meowmix, go to hell, A-hole. >:(
I really do hope they shoot you. And since they do it best, they wont miss your dumb ass...
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Male 160
meowmixx419, ROFLMAO
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Female 830
meowmixx419 shut the hell up please. K thanks...
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Male 1,586
Lord Jonathan is down with the Pee-Pants!!
I want candy.
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Male 407
I prefer to listen to orangemusic. I find it has a nicer melodie in most cases.
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Male 121
omg im so offended that they would have blackmusic next to dance... keep those kinda people away from the ravers cause we all know that black will shoot the raver! Thats what they do best is shoot people
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Male 1,586
I like my whitemusic.
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Female 1,262
When the hell did music get a color?
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Female 1
tonman, it was taken in Hungary. I`m Hungarian so I`m sure.
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Female 298
Mmm, wow, how did they get away with that?
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Male 118
What the hell is gypsey music? explain...
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Female 882
haha music is so controversial. fight fight fight!
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Male 179
"JustMarc"
I`ll tell you what`s crap. All that European gypsy bullsh*t you listen to. Whada fcuk are they singing about?
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Female 2,244
Black music could be many types of music..
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Male 527
If you look closely, this music store is in Germany. You`ll see things like this overseas. I see things like this all the time here in Japan. I once saw a couple walking through a mall with their daughter of about 4 years. She was wearing a T-shirt with `F*** the World!" on it. Funny as hell!
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Male 731
Whatever they call it. Blackmusic or just hip hop. Its all crap anyways.
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Male 2,519
Oh I saw the grammy nominations cd, so that is under dance/blackmusic.
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Male 630
What the hell.

Someone would die for writing that down here...

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Male 1,348
All that rap is, is clicks and whistles
*Master Shake
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Male 118
Why the hell is it dance/black music? What has dance gotta do with black music?
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Male 204
Yeah, I can see it happening. It is basically Self- Proclaimed Black Music `till it`s marketed that way and everyone gets offended.
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Female 870
I don`t think this is photoshoped because I saw something similar in my mall. Except it was two words.
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Male 37
Link: Black Music? [Rate Link] - So I guess Eminem wouldn`t be in this category?
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