10 Excuses for Sleeping at Work

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://click.davesdaily.com/?id=290a--sr=47

I like these.
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Female 357
You know....
there is jobs out there where you get paid to sleep.
Such as a scientists test subject for a scientist that is studying human sleep.
If you can find a scientist in the first place.
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Female 357
Rule #1: Dont tell anyone about fight club.
Rule #2: Dont tell anyone about fight club.
Rule #3: Dont tell anyone about fight club.
:) :) :) :) :) :) One of my fav movies! Fight club rocks!
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Female 2
okay so maybe it could be viewed as blasphemy.... but in jesus name amen, lmfao
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Male 274
#1. FIGHT CLUB RULES!!!
#2. imaginary people are weird!!!!
#3 why the hell are people writing such long comments lately?
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Female 1,603
I liked the last one. Those were cute.
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Male 95
or for those of you who have watched fight club: We can go pump round after round into our fellow co-workers.
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Male 1
LOL... i cant wait to go to work just to tryt these!
:-P
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Male 129
8. ``The coffee machine is broken...``

We would all go home if that ever happened.

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Male 46
^ doesn`t sound like a good thing to say to your boss :P
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Male 1,465
What about, “I’m drunk! Now get the hell out of my cubicle before I stab you in the neck!”?
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Female 533
meh, most of those wont work if you snore
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Female 139
My favorite:
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
lmao!
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Male 579
Quote

glen_strange

... but luckily you gave us the ISBN, yeah i recognised that and it all came flooding back.

thats funniest comment I`ve read on this site!

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Male 194
haha those are great but they forgot a funny one "I wasnt sleeping, there was just a bug in my eye and i was trying to sufficate it"
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Male 1,425
lol i love how everyone has to get long and lengthy..i dont feel like reading all that dammit!! lol..just let the dude say what he has to say and dont bother..thats just my opinion..anyway yeah..

``I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.``

lmao!

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Male 851
it`s very hard to plagiarize jokes as most jokes` origins are unknown
books just put them in print
those jokes are most likely in fifty different books so this isn`t a big deal
it would cost too much to copyright every joke in a book
as long as you don`t copy the whole book(including any forewords or tables of contents), you`re fine
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Female 882
yeah i think the blood bank one is probably the most believable. i will use that in future.. obviously i can`t use it to often..
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Male 24
#11 - "im the boss you idiot, im alowed to sleep, f**k off and get some work done!!!"
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Male 761
how handy
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Male 226
The Blood Bank one has to work . . .

As to the fraud issue, I`m shocked and appauled that someone would besmirch the sanctity of the internet by using it to plagerise someone else`s work. Someone better inform the internet police. I nominate aus_maca.

I`m glad this thing only happens rarely, I`m sure it is extremely important to all of us that when we read something on the internet, whether it be funny or merely informative, it is completely the original thoughts of the host of that particular webpage. Otherwise, society would surely come crashing down around us . . .

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Male 4
I once used the excuse that I was allergic to non-drowsy hayfever tablets.

Only works in the summer that one :)

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Male 1,586
No, no - not just fraud, Fraud - with a capital F!
glen_strange, that cracked me UP!
Yep, that good ol` ISBN.
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Male 3
aus_maca your a fraud.. that text file is only on 1000 sites... try a google search and go grab a beer
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Female 1,468
^^Me too.
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Female 712
My favorite:
3. ``Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!``
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Female 289
I liked the Yoga one, I`d use that
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Male 179
^^It`s stress that`s related to work.
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Male 2,372
What`s "work-related stess."
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Male 118
You signed up with I-AM-BORED just to write that didnt you aus_maca cause thats your first post. You must be livid! I didnt know which book you were talking about, but luckily you gave us the ISBN, yeah i recognised that and it all came flooding back.
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Male 286
Hey aus_macca, while true, its only a bit of fun - dont get so wound up.
They are some good reasons, i think they may need to be tested...
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Male 12
This website, `davesdaily.com` is a Fraud. the Top 10 excuses for sleeping at work, are copied from a book called `World`s Best Humour` (ISBN: 1865034657) written by Oliver Roydhouse. If `dave` cant write his own stuff, he should spend more `quality` (despite already using 10 hours day) and less time plagarising on websites.
-aus_maca ^^
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Female 287
Lol, i would use them all.....A different excuse for everday

-xx-

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Female 211
"My favorite is:
10. ".....in Jesus` name, Amen.""

same here thats just funny!

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Male 118
If you get caught sleeping, just start crying. That works a treat for me.
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Male 149
Those are good, but blackmailing your boss with his naked pictures are alot more effective.
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Female 321
lol snoopy , mine 2!
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Female 588
mmm, drool resistance.
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Female 1,252
My favorite is:
10. ``.....in Jesus` name, Amen.``

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Male 10,115
Link: 10 Excuses for Sleeping at Work [Rate Link] - I like these.

I like these.

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