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Date: 09/14/05 02:39 AM

39 Responses to 10 Excuses for Sleeping at Work

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 13, 2005 at 6:38 pm
    Link: 10 Excuses for Sleeping at Work - I like these.

    I like these.

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    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 2:47 am
    My favorite is:
    10. ``.....in Jesus` name, Amen.``

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    strangergoat Female 18-29
    588 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 2:50 am
    mmm, drool resistance.
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    mcfly_lover Female 13-17
    321 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 3:05 am
    lol snoopy , mine 2!
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    Akajune Male 18-29
    149 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 3:49 am
    Those are good, but blackmailing your boss with his naked pictures are alot more effective.
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    glen_strange Male 18-29
    118 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 4:29 am
    If you get caught sleeping, just start crying. That works a treat for me.
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    fizzyk Female 18-29
    211 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 5:13 am
    "My favorite is:
    10. ".....in Jesus` name, Amen.""

    same here thats just funny!

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    loopylaura Female 18-29
    287 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 5:27 am
    Lol, i would use them all.....A different excuse for everday

    -xx-

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    aus_maca Male 13-17
    12 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 5:38 am
    This website, `davesdaily.com` is a Fraud. the Top 10 excuses for sleeping at work, are copied from a book called `World`s Best Humour` (ISBN: 1865034657) written by Oliver Roydhouse. If `dave` cant write his own stuff, he should spend more `quality` (despite already using 10 hours day) and less time plagarising on websites.
    -aus_maca ^^
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    lewisc007 Male 18-29
    286 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 5:46 am
    Hey aus_macca, while true, its only a bit of fun - dont get so wound up.
    They are some good reasons, i think they may need to be tested...
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    glen_strange Male 18-29
    118 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 5:54 am
    You signed up with I-AM-BORED just to write that didnt you aus_maca cause thats your first post. You must be livid! I didnt know which book you were talking about, but luckily you gave us the ISBN, yeah i recognised that and it all came flooding back.
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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 7:40 am
    What`s "work-related stess."
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    silvernano Male 18-29
    179 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 9:51 am
    ^^It`s stress that`s related to work.
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    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 9:55 am
    I liked the Yoga one, I`d use that
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    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 10:01 am
    My favorite:
    3. ``Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!``
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    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 10:42 am
    ^^Me too.
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    networkscott Male 18-29
    3 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 10:43 am
    aus_maca your a fraud.. that text file is only on 1000 sites... try a google search and go grab a beer
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 11:06 am
    No, no - not just fraud, Fraud - with a capital F!
    glen_strange, that cracked me UP!
    Yep, that good ol` ISBN.
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    Flumpaphone Male 30-39
    4 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 11:26 am
    I once used the excuse that I was allergic to non-drowsy hayfever tablets.

    Only works in the summer that one :)

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    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 12:40 pm
    The Blood Bank one has to work . . .

    As to the fraud issue, I`m shocked and appauled that someone would besmirch the sanctity of the internet by using it to plagerise someone else`s work. Someone better inform the internet police. I nominate aus_maca.

    I`m glad this thing only happens rarely, I`m sure it is extremely important to all of us that when we read something on the internet, whether it be funny or merely informative, it is completely the original thoughts of the host of that particular webpage. Otherwise, society would surely come crashing down around us . . .

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    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 1:43 pm
    how handy
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    suicideking Male 18-29
    24 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 3:48 pm
    #11 - "im the boss you idiot, im alowed to sleep, f**k off and get some work done!!!"
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    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 3:56 pm
    yeah i think the blood bank one is probably the most believable. i will use that in future.. obviously i can`t use it to often..
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    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 4:42 pm
    it`s very hard to plagiarize jokes as most jokes` origins are unknown
    books just put them in print
    those jokes are most likely in fifty different books so this isn`t a big deal
    it would cost too much to copyright every joke in a book
    as long as you don`t copy the whole book(including any forewords or tables of contents), you`re fine
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    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 4:54 pm
    lol i love how everyone has to get long and lengthy..i dont feel like reading all that dammit!! lol..just let the dude say what he has to say and dont bother..thats just my opinion..anyway yeah..

    ``I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.``

    lmao!

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    skit_z Male 13-17
    194 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 6:05 pm
    haha those are great but they forgot a funny one "I wasnt sleeping, there was just a bug in my eye and i was trying to sufficate it"
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    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
    579 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 6:26 pm
    Quote

    glen_strange

    ... but luckily you gave us the ISBN, yeah i recognised that and it all came flooding back.

    thats funniest comment I`ve read on this site!

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    napalichic Female 18-29
    139 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 7:05 pm
    My favorite:
    3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
    lmao!
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    catlvr887 Female 13-17
    533 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 7:44 pm
    meh, most of those wont work if you snore
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    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 7:51 pm
    What about, “I’m drunk! Now get the hell out of my cubicle before I stab you in the neck!”?
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    evdude16 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 8:49 pm
    ^ doesn`t sound like a good thing to say to your boss :P
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    slappy Male 18-29
    129 posts
    September 14, 2005 at 10:58 pm
    8. ``The coffee machine is broken...``

    We would all go home if that ever happened.

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    Night_wolf Male 13-17
    1 post
    September 15, 2005 at 4:12 am
    LOL... i cant wait to go to work just to tryt these!
    :-P
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    Ghostface Male 18-29
    96 posts
    September 15, 2005 at 10:49 am
    or for those of you who have watched fight club: We can go pump round after round into our fellow co-workers.
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    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    September 15, 2005 at 4:48 pm
    I liked the last one. Those were cute.
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    shadpro Male 18-29
    274 posts
    September 15, 2005 at 6:09 pm
    #1. FIGHT CLUB RULES!!!
    #2. imaginary people are weird!!!!
    #3 why the hell are people writing such long comments lately?
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    lucky_u4633 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    September 15, 2005 at 6:36 pm
    okay so maybe it could be viewed as blasphemy.... but in jesus name amen, lmfao
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    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    September 15, 2005 at 7:16 pm
    Rule #1: Dont tell anyone about fight club.
    Rule #2: Dont tell anyone about fight club.
    Rule #3: Dont tell anyone about fight club.
    :) :) :) :) :) :) One of my fav movies! Fight club rocks!
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    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    September 15, 2005 at 7:18 pm
    You know....
    there is jobs out there where you get paid to sleep.
    Such as a scientists test subject for a scientist that is studying human sleep.
    If you can find a scientist in the first place.

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