World`s Worst Writer

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/08/01/microsoft_fiction/

And the winner is... Some dude from Microsoft.
There are 26 comments:
Female 380
That was great.
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Male 34
Kind of funny.
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Male 102
i know, but i still think he should get a bigger prize, like a BIG shiny Trophy
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Male 1,586
Read the goddamn article. Yes, they are writing that bad on purpose. Sweet, feathery, riveted-up Christ.
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Male 3,060
very funny stuff.
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Male 469
Hahaha!

Do they try to write the worst possible? If not, that is just realy sad...

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Male 102
sounds like something a friend of mine would write on purpose, just for a laugh. if this guy is serious, lets all start a pot to buy him a nice shiny trophy, you all know he deserves it
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Female 335
Lol thats awsome
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Male 1,425
hah...that is highly amusing..def. a 4 great post buddy! god damn i swear there are more posts from you than anyone else.
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Female 1,603
I think some of these are funnier though...I got these out of one of those stupid free newspapers that they have at coffee places:

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
He was as tall as a six foot three inch tree.
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

hehe I like reading this kind of stuff its amusing!

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Female 346
Those were highly amusing and terribly bad and actually kind of realistic.
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Female 208
I doubt anyone should be surprised if it`s someone from Microsoft.
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Female 2,244
Ok..
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Female 112
um...........
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Male 1,033
"When Detective Riggs was called to investigate the theft of a trainload of Native American fish broth concentrate bound for market, he solved the case almost immediately, being that the trail of clues led straight to the trainmaster, who had both the locomotive and the Hopi tuna tea."

Bwahahahahahahha

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Female 112
um...........
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Male 1,808
hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!that was great four stars!!
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Female 304
they were amusing
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Male 129
"On reflection, Angela perceived that her relationship with Tom had always been rocky, not quite a roller-coaster ride but more like when the toilet-paper roll gets a little squashed so it hangs crooked and every time you pull some off you can hear the rest going bumpity-bumpity in its holder until you go nuts and push it back into shape, a degree of annoyance that Angela had now almost attained."

LOL!!!!!

She walked toward him, her dress billowing in the wind - not a calm and predictable billows like the sea, but more like the billowing of a mildewed shower curtain in a cheap motel where one has to dance around to avoid touching it while trying to rinse off soap.
LMAO!!!
""Oh my God!" Amber whispered as the compressor throbbed to life, shuddered rhythmically towards its inevitable conclusion, and shot ninety pounds of sultry air through custom-bored, cold-drawn, boss-lock-fitted crimp-couplings as Chuck Key glanced up with a smile that only tire shop

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Female 349
You have to be a good writer to be that bad.
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Female 289
hilarious literature
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Female 70
ndia, which hangs like a wet washcloth from the towel rack of Asia, presented itself to Tex as he landed in Delhi (or was it Bombay?), as if it mattered because Tex finally had an idea to make his mark and fortune and that idea was a chain of steak houses to serve the millions and he wondered, as he deplaned down the steep, shiny, steel steps, why no one had thought of it before.

haha thats sooo funny i love most of the entry highly entertaining.

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Male 979
Awesome!!!
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Female 283
Wth?
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Male 982
"...more like when the toilet-paper roll gets a little squashed so it hangs crooked and every time you pull some off you can hear the rest going bumpity-bumpity in its holder until you go nuts and push it back into shape, a degree of annoyance that Angela had now almost attained." damn what an idiot. he`s so discriptive though. gotta admire that
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Male 10,115
Link: World`s Worst Writer [Rate Link] - And the winner is... Some dude from Microsoft.
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