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Date: 08/03/05 02:14 AM

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 1:04 am
    Link: World`s Worst Writer - And the winner is... Some dude from Microsoft.
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    bwahbwah Male 13-17
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    August 3, 2005 at 2:20 am
    "...more like when the toilet-paper roll gets a little squashed so it hangs crooked and every time you pull some off you can hear the rest going bumpity-bumpity in its holder until you go nuts and push it back into shape, a degree of annoyance that Angela had now almost attained." damn what an idiot. he`s so discriptive though. gotta admire that
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    LilKelc Female 13-17
    283 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 2:57 am
    Wth?
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    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 3:17 am
    Awesome!!!
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    garble Female 18-29
    70 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 5:07 am
    ndia, which hangs like a wet washcloth from the towel rack of Asia, presented itself to Tex as he landed in Delhi (or was it Bombay?), as if it mattered because Tex finally had an idea to make his mark and fortune and that idea was a chain of steak houses to serve the millions and he wondered, as he deplaned down the steep, shiny, steel steps, why no one had thought of it before.

    haha thats sooo funny i love most of the entry highly entertaining.

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    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 8:17 am
    hilarious literature
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    SnowWolf Female 13-17
    349 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 8:56 am
    You have to be a good writer to be that bad.
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    Made_Ya_Post Male 13-17
    129 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 9:36 am
    "On reflection, Angela perceived that her relationship with Tom had always been rocky, not quite a roller-coaster ride but more like when the toilet-paper roll gets a little squashed so it hangs crooked and every time you pull some off you can hear the rest going bumpity-bumpity in its holder until you go nuts and push it back into shape, a degree of annoyance that Angela had now almost attained."

    LOL!!!!!

    She walked toward him, her dress billowing in the wind - not a calm and predictable billows like the sea, but more like the billowing of a mildewed shower curtain in a cheap motel where one has to dance around to avoid touching it while trying to rinse off soap.
    LMAO!!!
    ""Oh my God!" Amber whispered as the compressor throbbed to life, shuddered rhythmically towards its inevitable conclusion, and shot ninety pounds of sultry air through custom-bored, cold-drawn, boss-lock-fitted crimp-couplings as Chuck Key glanced up with a smile that only tire shop

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    Niki-chan Female 18-29
    306 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 10:04 am
    they were amusing
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    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 11:05 am
    hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!that was great four stars!!
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    rockchick23 Female 13-17
    112 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 1:12 pm
    um...........
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    Lou Two Male 18-29
    1033 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 1:17 pm
    "When Detective Riggs was called to investigate the theft of a trainload of Native American fish broth concentrate bound for market, he solved the case almost immediately, being that the trail of clues led straight to the trainmaster, who had both the locomotive and the Hopi tuna tea."

    Bwahahahahahahha

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    rockchick23 Female 13-17
    112 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 1:37 pm
    um...........
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 1:58 pm
    Ok..
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    renegadefae Female 13-17
    208 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 3:43 pm
    I doubt anyone should be surprised if it`s someone from Microsoft.
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    dramastace Female 13-17
    346 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 3:44 pm
    Those were highly amusing and terribly bad and actually kind of realistic.
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    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 4:12 pm
    I think some of these are funnier though...I got these out of one of those stupid free newspapers that they have at coffee places:

    Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
    He was as tall as a six foot three inch tree.
    Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
    John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

    hehe I like reading this kind of stuff its amusing!

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    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 4:32 pm
    hah...that is highly amusing..def. a 4 great post buddy! god damn i swear there are more posts from you than anyone else.
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    popo38 Female 13-17
    335 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 9:07 pm
    Lol thats awsome
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    arsejesus Male 13-17
    102 posts
    August 3, 2005 at 11:40 pm
    sounds like something a friend of mine would write on purpose, just for a laugh. if this guy is serious, lets all start a pot to buy him a nice shiny trophy, you all know he deserves it
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    Monty_Python Male 13-17
    469 posts
    August 4, 2005 at 12:20 am
    Hahaha!

    Do they try to write the worst possible? If not, that is just realy sad...

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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    August 4, 2005 at 12:56 am
    very funny stuff.
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    August 4, 2005 at 2:29 pm
    Read the goddamn article. Yes, they are writing that bad on purpose. Sweet, feathery, riveted-up Christ.
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    arsejesus Male 13-17
    102 posts
    August 4, 2005 at 7:34 pm
    i know, but i still think he should get a bigger prize, like a BIG shiny Trophy
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    TinytimTony Male 18-29
    34 posts
    August 4, 2005 at 7:52 pm
    Kind of funny.
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    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    August 5, 2005 at 1:52 pm
    That was great.

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