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Do they try to write the worst possible? If not, that is just realy sad...
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.He was as tall as a six foot three inch tree.Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
hehe I like reading this kind of stuff its amusing!
She walked toward him, her dress billowing in the wind - not a calm and predictable billows like the sea, but more like the billowing of a mildewed shower curtain in a cheap motel where one has to dance around to avoid touching it while trying to rinse off soap.LMAO!!!""Oh my God!" Amber whispered as the compressor throbbed to life, shuddered rhythmically towards its inevitable conclusion, and shot ninety pounds of sultry air through custom-bored, cold-drawn, boss-lock-fitted crimp-couplings as Chuck Key glanced up with a smile that only tire shop
haha thats sooo funny i love most of the entry highly entertaining.