Use your mouse to make Daisy Duke Dance for You!

Submitted by: tonygarcia 11 years ago Entertainment
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This could keep you entertained for a good amount of time. Enjoy fellas.
There are 111 comments:
Male 22
It`s funny how girls are hating on Jessica but it`s understandable. It`s the same the other way around. You girls keep on wondering why us guys keep going for the "retarded" hot blondes and we keep wondering why ya`ll go for the roostery, jerks and badboys who don`t really love you. Isn`t that ironic?
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Male 69
i heard that the movie is pretty poo

lol..stupid dratin pooty willy fishy censor

i say we all sign something to get rid of the censor thing

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Female 199
i think jessica simpson is pretty, she might not be the brightest bulb in the box..but i think it`s all just an act..she has writers for her on the show..all celebs do..i think it`s an act to make herself look dumb..it gets her more money, doesn`t it?..she`s known for being a dumb blonde..but at least you ppl know who she is right? and i like her version on these boots are made for walking *shrugs* thats just my opinion though
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Female 175
I think what Snoopy said is RIGHT! Remember, if it looks like a slut, and it acts like a slut, it must be a slut! Anyone who has to act like that to get attention is insecure. Truth hurts but it is what it is
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Female 435
I don`t personally like her music AT ALL but that doesn`t change the fact that she`s gorgeous.. and hey she has to work at it to look that good just like anyone else does! I mean.. can you imagine how much that chick works out?! But obviously all that work pays off!
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Female 712
Sexy..
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Male 425
KottonxMouth: "The movie sucked! Their accents were horrible. I loved Jonnhy in MIB, but, he really sunk low for this film. Also, I am kinda happy she is where she is today, it just proves my theory that men are dogs and care about nothing other than sex. :)"

Your "theory" is actually incredibly inaccurate, and you most likely know nothing of men, especially those of different cultures around the world. Also, everyone has heard your "theory", and you should really think before you communicate with others, you might not sound like someone that is just repeating what others have said many times before.

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Female 1,252
^700th post beeyotch^
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Female 1,252
Jessica simpson is a stupid bitch who thinks tuna is chicken. You think a retarded blonde is hot? You have issues. Shes no better than *shudder* Paris X-(... and AK, calm down, we all know she is `smart` HAHAHAHA... NOT!
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Male 2,616
To add, it`s not like she created this "move your mouse and watch her dance" site herself, so don`t get on her ass for it.
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Male 2,616
Just because she is in a bikini doesn`t mean she has no self-respect... Tons of women wear bikinis every day. She is just dancing and singing while doing it... it`s called a music video. Stop saying she`s degrading herself, because she is not. Also, she isn`t as stupid as she leads people to believe on her show... it may sound stupid, but it`s to help boost ratings. She is actually pretty intelligent. She also doesn`t have fake boobs... it`s pretty obvious that they`re real. If you cannot tell that, you have never seen fake/real boobs in your life. I think she`s talented and beautiful... what`s wrong with that?
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Female 289
I put up a post for this when it first appeared, after reading the other posts and being told that "i`m jealous" and that Ms. simpson isn`t degrading women but "flaunting what she`s got for money" i`ve decided to stick to my orginal debate. I am not jealous of her and would never want to look like her, not in a million years. I`d rather be me and have people compliment me for me smarts or my smile then how my boobs are 100% real and that i`m a "hottie". :)
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Male 982
jessica simpson is hottt :-p
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Female 211
why is that if any female says they don;t like jessica simpson, they are automatically jealous. i really am not jealous, belive it or not, i hate the way girls like that strip off for no reason, that shows no self respect for me. i have my reasons for this, not because i am insecure about myself, i am comfortable with how i look, and not because the guy i like prefers blondes, but he prefers me. so people, stop thinking that every girl who has an ounce of respect for herself is jealous of jessica simpson.
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Female 380
she has turned into a right hoe!
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Male 175
thanks tankity
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Male 6
Tankity, you rule!
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Male 358
Hey, don`t worry, guys- she`s on more than one site:

http://www.mrdudeman.com/media_pages/dai...

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Male 358
Wow, look at all the upset women...
Getting mad isn`t going to change the fact that straight guys like bouncy boobs and short shorts.

Period.

You want us to like YOU for who you are, fine.
Jessica wants us to like her for her bouncy boobs and short shorts. That`s HER choice.
Grow up and get over it.

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Male 477
1000 posts!!!
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Male 263
nursesue: "every cat is grey in the dark."

tell me about it. I just calls it like I sees it.

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Female 28
ok, for one thing..i highly admire jessica simpson..it`s not like she put this up her self. she has done alot to make her self known. all you girls know if you had her body and looked like she does you would do the same thing if you had a chance to star in the dukes of hazard and make millions off of it. it`s not her fault she has a fan who likes her so much to make a site about her.
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Male 189
.........suspended.........
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Male 725
Account for domain www.surrealcode.com has been suspended
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Male 190
Account for domain www.surrealcode.com has been suspended
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Male 341
Blech! I want a real women who doesn`t have big boobs.
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Male 1
OOh, nice :0
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Male 152
Okay RogueButler. I did say clearly in my post that you probably wouldn`t be on this site if you werent bored, and the "Get a life people!" was just to put emphasis on how stupid the arguement was. Also, I didn`t say that it was wrong to give an opinion. I meant that since not everyone is going to have the same opinion about her, argueing to try and get people to change their opinions is just kind of pointless. My opinion was not intended to further the arguement in this way. So before you go calling someone a hypocrite read their posts more carefully.
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Male 2,519
Here`s what left using google.

[url=http://216.239.63.104/search?q=cache:mvseNaur9asJ:www.surrealcode.com/daisydukedances4you/+%22surrealcode.com%22&hl=en&client=firefox-a]http://216.239.63.104/search?q=cache:mvs...[/url]

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Male 477
[quote]On 8/13/2005 6:35:19 AM AOD-ninja wrote: im with all the girls, this is just rong,might aswell walk around naked ¬_¬[/quote]
OK! :-D
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Female 302
im with all the girls, this is just rong,might aswell walk around naked ¬_¬
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Male 200
I want to see Daisy Duke dance.... This is an outrage.... I am going to write my congressman..... :)
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Male 576
Xerasia i`m just tyring cause trouble.. don`t take me seriously.. didn`t mean to offend anyone.. i`m not really an ass
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Female 17
"You people talk too much."

Yeah, it`s because we`re bored. Hence the site`s name.

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Male 774
suspended /:
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Female 26
WTF?, it`s suspended?!.
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Female 171
You people talk too much.
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Male 829
account suspended for me
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Female 1,262
yeah success doesnt mean you are smart for all you democrats out there look at George Bush for all you republicans look at Hillary Clinton


THANK YOU XD

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Male 371
Wuguwa condems the argument then joins it...lol
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Male 2
Wuguwa you say we should get a life instead of arguing with each other, but yet were all on a site for BORED people, and you are adding your opinion, hence furthering the argument. Don`t be a hypocrite.

Furthermore, KottonxMouth guys don`t always think about sex...HOT NUNCHUKA GIRL ON GIRL MARTIAL ART ACTION! Where will those nunchucks go next? What was I saying now...

I have to say that JS is smart, she knows she has a beautiful body and is flaunting it,and making money for it. So what. That`s her choice and it works. She`s not harming anybody by doing so. If your not that`s your choice.

To the woman I don`t think she is degrading to your sex, she is showing how beautiful a female body can be on the outside, not saying that women are objects or tools. As long as your beautiful in the inside thats what counts, I know it`s corny but what I stand by.

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Male 152
Oh and I haven`t ever seen the movie. Something got screwed up with their site (like I`m telling you all something that you don`t already know).
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Male 152
I read all the posts and I don`t know what the big deal is. I guess if you all had something better to do then argue with each other you wouldnt be on this site to begin with. Get a life people! Everyone is different. Accept that some guys find her attractive and some don`t and get over it. I think that shes hot and thats my opinion. And since I dont think any of you know her none of you can judge her. All of the posts were opinionated so get over whatever someone said that you didnt like and move on!
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Male 3,060
and you don`t need to be smart to get places in this world. i can think of TONS of dumb-as-dirt people that made it off of "dear-ol`-daddy`s" pocketbook. *cough*nearlyeverytalentlessactressinhollywood*cough*.
and don`t attack me for that last line. i said `nearly`. but really, even a lot of actress that are....well...i`ll say `not stereotypical hollywood sluts` wouldn`t be where they are if they weren`t related to somebody rich and successful....
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Male 3,060
she`d be pretty hot if she was mute.

yeah...the movie wasn`t that great. better than i thought it would be....but still not that great.

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Female 175
Love what you said Lukast, you nailed it, and I am sure Jessica has cabs lined up around the block, but remember, every cat is grey in the dark
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Female 243
Dude lukast, was that absolutely nessecary? I mean come on, we didn`t need to hear that, let that one girl have her opinion no matter how puerile it may be
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Female 80
The movie sucked! Their accents were horrible. I loved Jonnhy in MIB, but, he really sunk low for this film. Also, I am kinda happy she is where she is today, it just proves my theory that men are dogs and care about nothing other than sex. :)
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Male 914
ok sorry people no luck
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Male 914
ya someone else post another link if you know sounded good i will do a search and see if i can find it will let ya know
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Female 17
I agree...all girls are different just as all guys are different. Everyone can be who they want to be, and this is who Jessica wants to be. Let her! Furthermore, just because Jessica is attractive to a large margin of guys doesn`t mean they don`t respect women. It just means they`re guys.

Seriously, you gals are almost acting surprised. If it wasn`t Jessica, it`d be someone else. It`s just the way guys work. It just has to be let go.

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Male 175
acount suspended???
anyone post a link so i can check it out
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Female 1,262
"JERRY JERRY JERRY!"

lmfao

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Female 111
And the I-Am-Bored members eat another site`s bandwidth, not sure that I`m missing anything though...

Naoscaire, I took that as an indirect compliment by the way, I`m obsessed with martial arts. :-) I`m certainly not jealous of any girl with large breasts, they`d get in the way of my nunchaku.

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Female 1,784
meh opinions
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Male 371
yeah success doesnt mean you are smart for all you democrats out there look at George Bush for all you republicans look at Hillary Clinton
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Male 263
Furthermore!
"Coz you don`t gotta be a smartie in order to get threw this world."
you had better heed my advice above.
/sorry again (too easy)
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Male 263
*can
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Male 263
Lorah:
"Shes gotta be in order to get were she is."
Thats not it. The secret is to cup the scrotum while giving the head. If you do that, you cab get anywhere.
/sorry
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Female 1,784
man am I the only gurl here that looooves jessica?
I think shes so beautiful and smart, yes I said smart. Shes gotta be in order to get were she is. Shes not fake. Just her nose and lips but her boobs are real. And she makes ppl that arnt always the brightest think that they can do anything if they pur there heart and soal into it. Matter off fact I look up to her. Coz you don`t gotta be a smartie in order to get threw this world. I agree 100% with chasetrussel.;-)
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Male 263
what the fark is up with the html on this crappy site anyways???
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Male 263
<B>Xerasia</B>

you are right. My wife hates jessica simpson, but not because she is beautiful..It`s because she sucks and she is painful to watch.......

DEEP HURTING....DEEEEP HURTING
/sandstorm

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Male 371
now let me just say that hell yes i would hit that but god i would kill myself if i was in a serious relationship with her
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Female 116
1- Who cares if she`s a beautiful bimbo? She can be who she wants and you can be who you want. If a guy that you dig wants another Jessica Simpson and you aren`t like her, then you two aren`t a wonderful match. Jessica is hot. I`D tap that. Stop being so jealous that she has men drooling over her. If it bugs you that much, you probably just don`t feel good about the way YOU look and need to bring others down.
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Female 204
Besides, it`s true- Jessica is all real (not sure about the nose thing though) She was afraid of getting cut from a Christian Label once because she had big boobs even as a teenager. Anywho, I kinda think most of the females might not be jealous, they just think while there is a Jessica Simpson around- or any type like that- they`re never gonna get a guy! Insecurities anyone?
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Male 371
Girls just let it go that guys find some chick attractive cuz she is slutty fake and airheaded. It was her choice to be that way. Guys just remember you have no chance with that and go find a realistic girl that actually has a personality.
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Female 204
How many guys have a bad wrist now because of this? Ha. Nope, I won`t talk bad about Jessica, I`m glad she`s famous and all, if not I wouldn`t have seen Seann Scott in Dukes of Hazzard, I`d watch him anyday!
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Male 5
If anyone is damaging the reputation of the female gender, it`s the chicks who think a girl showing off what she`s got is a slut. Honestly, the mother-whore dichotomy is pretty drating misogynist. Jessica Simpson is ridiculously rich and sucessful because she`s good looking, and hell, even I`m a bit jealous of that. Oh, and I`d bargain that one of the huge reasons that a lot of guys are into dumb, smiling bimbos is because they aren`t bitching about all the horrible injustices done to them by the world.
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Female 211
sorry, made a mistake as a couple of you pointed out, its nancy sinatra not dolly parton...but still, that makes no differene as that song was a classic..
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Male 1
Account for domain www.surrealcode.com has been suspended.....? anyone wanna tell me how to get this to work?
thanks
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Male 160
Account suspended?
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Male 538
yes, i`ll talk down on jessica...she`s beautiful and all, and i respect her for making a name for herself, but DAYUM! does she have to join the slutty popstar bandwagon? she acts so stupid in that video. now all guys are gonna want is skinny tan chicks with big boobs, cut-off t-shirts, and daisy dukes. wonderful.
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just because some woman who no one here knows personally is wearing that stuff doesnt mean that every guy is going to expect every woman that they find attractive to go prancing around with short shorts on and have a tan and big boobs... it is just some woman doing it! Does this woman represent all women on earth? NO!! i think you people are taking everything out of proportion.. BTW i am a woman and if some woman wants to be like that, let her... i dont care about her... i dont know her, so i wont judge her.. and neither should you
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Male 129
i think i`ll side with female users on this one.
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Male 979
JERRY JERRY JERRY!
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Male 165
chill luv
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Female 1,181
sleep4never, you are ignorant and naive. to assume every girl wants to look like JESSICA SIMPSON is ridiculous. in fact, it`s crazy to even assume you would know anything about what women think about or want.
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Male 50
it didnt work for me either, it gives me a message saying:

Account for domain www.surrealcode.com has been suspended
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Male 423
it didnt work for me
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Female 66
i couldn`t care less weather they`re fake or not!! The thing was fun for like two seconds- then i thought of all the old men getting turned on my this- so i pressed escape immidietly :D
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Male 125
ok.....Jessica Simpson is REAL its obvious. her nose i think is fake but yes her boobs are real.. and lemar its not Doll Parton....it was Frank Sinotra`s daughter that sang it oringially
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Male 576
i just think its funny how the only people here talking sh*t about her are females.. doesn`t that say something to you?.. but the truth is there are tons of celebrities out there who are far worse than jessica simpson is.. she`s pretty clean compared to everyone else.. wouldn`t you agree? and don`t tell me you`re not jealous of her because ANY and EVERY girl out there would love to look like her, and you know its true.
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Female 175
So I am being accused of being jealous, far from it. She is very degrading and I agree with some of other posts, she gives women a bad rap, that we must flaunt our fake tits to get guys to like us. There is a difference between being sexy and being slutty. Well, if thats what she has to do to get attention, I pity her. And again, no, I would not be jealous of trash, I have to much respect for myself. And if you are wondering, I am pretty, fit, trim and attractive, and I am all natural and I have respect for myself..........
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Male 227
[quote]On 8/12/2005 7:10:14 AM Naoscaire wrote: Am I the only one that finds over-sized boobs unattractive? I like girls that are 100% real! And I have a fetish for girls that do martial arts. I bet I`m not the only one![/quote]
hear hear
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Female 1,181
"degrading rubbish?....shutup. And any girl that calls her a hooker is just jealous. Jessica is hot, plain and simple."

what? a hooker can`t be hot? she a stupid slut w/ no brains. one day she`ll be old and have no life or money... boo hoo.

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Male 81
Jessica Simpson`s allright! I love that "I think I`m in love with you" song, but I`m not a huge fan. That Dukes of Hazzard movie looks a little dumb. Anyway, I think she gets too much crap. The whole buffalo wings and chicken or fish incident got a little out of hand with some people. Theres more to her than just her body. She`s obviously very smart to have gotten where she is. I`m a gay guy, so I wouldn`t know much about that website, but give Jessica a break. Her husbands kind of an a-hole, but he`s kind of hot.There are a lot of female users on this site, but this site seems like a pretty straight male entertainment site. It still rocks though!
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Female 870
I know, she did make a mess of it. But I think the original was by Nancy Sinatra, not Dolly Parton...
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Female 211
how is some fake blonde prancing around fit? and plus she made a complete mess of the classic dolly parton song, these boots are made for walking. go away.
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Male 26
the movie was a piece of trash anyways
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Male 1,420
holy crap your pissed over nothing
guys dont watch that movie cause it has hwer in it, (sure that may be a contributing factor) but you cant tell me your never seen a movie and ogled i dunno, brad pitt or something
and athorn, most guys have already wanted "skinny tan chicks with big boobs, cut-off t-shirts, and daisy dukes", but when they realise that wont happen they come crawling to the best thing they can get :P
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Female 1,262
Pile of trash. Girls arent jealous, we just dont see why she`s bothering to have lines in a stupid movie as such when anyone going to see just went to see her with her shorts pulled up her ass.
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Female 263
yes, i`ll talk down on jessica...she`s beautiful and all, and i respect her for making a name for herself, but DAYUM! does she have to join the slutty popstar bandwagon? she acts so stupid in that video. now all guys are gonna want is skinny tan chicks with big boobs, cut-off t-shirts, and daisy dukes. wonderful.
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Female 111
lets make nick dance hes fine
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Male 1,030
look at all of the chicks talking down on Jessica. Look, Jessica is dumb as a box of rocks, but has made a life on her looks and her 6 inputs.
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Female 111
slag
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Male 56
shes hot but on the third one look at her upper lip her hair is infront of it and looks like she has a mustach SEXY!!!!
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Female 289
Right girls are jealous of jessica? Being fake, stupid and concieted eh? OH WAIT...everything has to be about her body...no I`m not jealous at all, I`m happy in my short, average frame with my brown hair and eyes thank you very much and I still think she`s degrading. She`s making women look like objects, that`s what degrading means
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Male 201
degrading rubbish?....shutup. And any girl that calls her a hooker is just jealous. Jessica is hot, plain and simple.
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Male 571
Am I the only one that finds over-sized boobs unattractive? I like girls that are 100% real! And I have a fetish for girls that do martial arts. I bet I`m not the only one!
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Female 211
degrading rubbish.
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Female 1,397
serves her right.
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Male 102
hmmm, you hold a valid point
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Male 576
don`t be jealous nursesue ;-()
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Female 171
Unless they were a queer female.
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Male 102
a queer, wouldnt
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Female 175
A Hooker with Silicones - how creative
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Male 576
who wouldn`t
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Male 102
third one... boobs... is there anywhere they don`t go??? :-P
Alas, I digress, not really my type, but, I WOULD ``Hit It``
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Male 1,348
I love the effects of physics on the human body. ;-)

*hint: right click and then click on zoom in.

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Male 576
i typed this with one hand.. haha.. jk
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Male 979
how long does it take to find the car? what car...... oh
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Male 14
Link: Use your mouse to make Daisy Duke Dance for You! [Rate Link] - This could keep you entertained for a good amount of time. Enjoy fellas.

This could keep you entertained for a good amount of time. Enjoy fellas.

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