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Date: 08/08/05 02:06 AM

43 Responses to Things you wish your computer had

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 1:55 am
    Link: Things you wish your computer had - Some funny ones. Warning: adult language.
  2. Profile photo of geckosrock
    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 2:12 am
    haha, its recycled humor but its still good for a laurf
  3. Profile photo of Tafts
    Tafts Male 18-29
    73 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 2:25 am
    hahaha ... pastry
  4. Profile photo of bang_
    bang_ Female 13-17
    276 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 2:31 am
    I wish I had a "Increase your Salary" button.
  5. Profile photo of sleep4never
    sleep4never Male 18-29
    576 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 2:49 am
    Haha i like the suicide one
  6. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 2:50 am
    Things you wish your computer had... A vagina?
  7. Profile photo of renegadefae
    renegadefae Female 13-17
    208 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 3:49 am
    I`ve seen the suicide one before...that`s pretty funny. As for the hidden settings...With Windows, who knows? o.o
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    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 6:32 am
    cool!
  9. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    695 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 6:33 am
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
    I`d be clicking the increase salery butten for hours.
  10. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 9:05 am
    Heh...silly me for laughing at this.
  11. Profile photo of ginaxcx
    ginaxcx Female 18-29
    214 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 9:15 am
    its cool but not funny
  12. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 9:16 am
    Ha ha ha...that last suicide one. Most excellent. :-D :-D
  13. Profile photo of Ghostface
    Ghostface Male 18-29
    96 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 10:47 am
    wow! Funny!
  14. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 11:09 am
    very funny i want the super dog one lol
  15. Profile photo of SnowWolf
    SnowWolf Female 13-17
    349 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 11:12 am
    Oldie but a goodie
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    Jello_eater Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 11:57 am
    One version of microsft i wouldn`t mind buying. lol
  17. Profile photo of ashling
    ashling Female 13-17
    145 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 12:35 pm
    OMG! That was awesome.
  18. Profile photo of whereswaldo9
    whereswaldo9 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 12:46 pm
    Looks like you`re comitting suicide! Teriffic.
  19. Profile photo of lmfao
    lmfao Male 30-39
    49 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 1:17 pm
    Older than time.
  20. Profile photo of signed_in
    signed_in Male 18-29
    122 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 1:29 pm
    the last one needs making in flash
    anyone know flash?
  21. Profile photo of trinity2609
    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 1:32 pm
    weee, the last one was awesome:D
  22. Profile photo of Niki-chan
    Niki-chan Female 18-29
    306 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 1:52 pm
    teehee
  23. Profile photo of JonnyL900
    JonnyL900 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 1:52 pm
    I wish I had a salary to increase. Meh only a few months `til I`m 16 and can get a job. Oh well.
  24. Profile photo of genie118118
    genie118118 Female 13-17
    27 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 2:30 pm
    My first ever post! Hey people nice to meet you all, lovin that its great!! :-)
  25. Profile photo of JinxVoltron
    JinxVoltron Male 13-17
    48 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 2:47 pm
    Last one was no doubt the funniest now I can think about how you can commit suicide witha pastry.
  26. Profile photo of kristun666
    kristun666 Female 18-29
    214 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 3:14 pm
    thats how i`m gonna kill myself...with a pastry!!! *insert evil laugh here* HA HA HA!!!!
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    synthetik_00 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 3:31 pm
    Mmmmmmm. Death by pastry. *drools*
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    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 4:04 pm
    I`ve never got most of them...
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    TinytimTony Male 18-29
    34 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 4:06 pm
    On 8/8/2005 2:49:05 AM sleep4never wrote: Haha i like the suicide one
    Me too.
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    lilbabydee Female 13-17
    23 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 4:16 pm
    i want 1!!!
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    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 4:47 pm

    :-P
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    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 4:59 pm
    lmao snoopy
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    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 6:31 pm
    i see how the pastry would work. you would keep eating pastrys till you get fat and your gut ruptures spewing pastry everywhere. don`t forget the heart attack.
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    DJ_jason Male 30-39
    667 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 7:14 pm
    GEEEEZZZ....Come up with some NEW ones already
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    Goodjorb Female 13-17
    43 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 11:21 pm
    heh heh...heh....
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    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    August 8, 2005 at 11:55 pm
    Lol.
  37. Profile photo of geckosrock
    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    August 9, 2005 at 1:32 am
    like in se7en bwahbwah! good movie.
  38. Profile photo of CapcomX
    CapcomX Male 18-29
    15 posts
    August 9, 2005 at 11:20 am
    I cried Tears :3
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    rachymoo Female 13-17
    37 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 3:00 pm
    yeh ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm WIcKED hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  40. Profile photo of THE_LARGE
    THE_LARGE Male 13-17
    93 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 11:42 pm
    lol

    THERE I SAID IT.

  41. Profile photo of caseys0503
    caseys0503 Male 13-17
    29 posts
    August 14, 2005 at 7:03 pm
    :-D
  42. Profile photo of steelpeg
    steelpeg Male 30-39
    13 posts
    October 23, 2005 at 3:06 am
    I need to change my Computer
    settings to show some of these!!
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    oumaverick Male 18-29
    206 posts
    January 17, 2006 at 9:14 pm
    i would love to reprogram windows (or mac) to do that. Increase salary would be used for hours, haha.

    That paper clip is REEEEAALLLYYYY ANNNNOYYINNG! I`m so glad that they made fun of that, haha.

    The suicide one is funny, but wrong. Just.....wrong.....

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