Things you wish your computer had

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Tech
http://www.tobynopoly.com/wish/computer.html

Some funny ones. Warning: adult language.
There are 43 comments:
Male 206
i would love to reprogram windows (or mac) to do that. Increase salary would be used for hours, haha.

That paper clip is REEEEAALLLYYYY ANNNNOYYINNG! I`m so glad that they made fun of that, haha.

The suicide one is funny, but wrong. Just.....wrong.....

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Male 13
I need to change my Computer
settings to show some of these!!
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Male 29
:-D
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Male 93
lol

THERE I SAID IT.

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Female 37
yeh ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm WIcKED hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Male 15
I cried Tears :3
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Male 979
like in se7en bwahbwah! good movie.
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Female 1,262
Lol.
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Female 43
heh heh...heh....
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Male 667
GEEEEZZZ....Come up with some NEW ones already
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Male 982
i see how the pastry would work. you would keep eating pastrys till you get fat and your gut ruptures spewing pastry everywhere. don`t forget the heart attack.
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Male 914
lmao snoopy
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Female 1,252

:-P
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Female 23
i want 1!!!
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Male 34
[quote]On 8/8/2005 2:49:05 AM sleep4never wrote: Haha i like the suicide one[/quote]
Me too.
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Male 1,523
I`ve never got most of them...
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Female 135
Mmmmmmm. Death by pastry. *drools*
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Female 214
thats how i`m gonna kill myself...with a pastry!!! *insert evil laugh here* HA HA HA!!!!
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Male 48
Last one was no doubt the funniest now I can think about how you can commit suicide witha pastry.
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Female 27
My first ever post! Hey people nice to meet you all, lovin that its great!! :-)
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Male 203
I wish I had a salary to increase. Meh only a few months `til I`m 16 and can get a job. Oh well.
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Female 304
teehee
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Female 854
weee, the last one was awesome:D
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Male 121
the last one needs making in flash
anyone know flash?
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Male 49
Older than time.
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Male 317
Looks like you`re comitting suicide! Teriffic.
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Female 144
OMG! That was awesome.
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Male 101
One version of microsft i wouldn`t mind buying. lol
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Female 349
Oldie but a goodie
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Male 982
very funny i want the super dog one lol
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Male 95
wow! Funny!
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Male 951
Ha ha ha...that last suicide one. Most excellent. :-D :-D
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Female 212
its cool but not funny
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Male 2,519
Heh...silly me for laughing at this.
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Male 694
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I`d be clicking the increase salery butten for hours.
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Male 1,061
cool!
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Female 208
I`ve seen the suicide one before...that`s pretty funny. As for the hidden settings...With Windows, who knows? o.o
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Male 1,348
Things you wish your computer had... A vagina?
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Male 576
Haha i like the suicide one
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Female 275
I wish I had a "Increase your Salary" button.
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Male 73
hahaha ... pastry
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Male 979
haha, its recycled humor but its still good for a laurf
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Male 10,115
Link: Things you wish your computer had [Rate Link] - Some funny ones. Warning: adult language.
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