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Date: 08/24/05 02:26 AM

22 Responses to The Chuck Norris random fact generator

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    adgaliff Male 13-17
    21 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 11:55 pm
    Link: The Chuck Norris random fact generator - Facts about the great orange beard almighty.
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    mookie427 Male 13-17
    517 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 2:36 am
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    artistchick7 Female 18-29
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    August 24, 2005 at 3:07 am
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    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 3:11 am
    Well that was random
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    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 3:14 am
    Erm... No. You shouldnt even bother with this unless you want to marry, or plain old be chuck norris.
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    iouaname673 Female 18-29
    243 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 4:52 am
    No thanks
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    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 4:56 am
    Gay or retarded would offend someone...but that`s what it is.
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    Killing_Time Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 5:25 am

    Who the hell came up with all this stuff?

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    Ruzz5000 Male 60-69
    157 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 8:02 am
    and the point in that was?

    Time is like a knife..... slowly and relentlesly.... cuts the cored of life.
    You! Off My Planet!! (My Homepage)

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    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 10:05 am
    how random
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    JonnyL900 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 1:07 pm
    "God damn Chuck Norris" -- Ben Stiller, Dodgeball.
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    emptyhead21 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 4:06 pm
    How do you all not find this funny? I thought this and the Random Vin Diesel Fact Generator were some of the funniest stuff I read. I guess its just my strange sense of humor
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    Unclebruce27 Male 18-29
    37 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 9:47 pm
    Chuck Norris is a god
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    MrsDilgee Female 18-29
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    August 24, 2005 at 11:01 pm
    This cannot be called random facts, as lies are not facts. This should be called random stupid made up poo about Chuck Norris.
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    thewoz Male 13-17
    19 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 11:40 pm
    This is absolutly histarical once you understand it... I saw it and at first gave the "this sucks," routine, but its actually really funny when you get a totally off the wall, abstract "fact". Then again, I`m a huge Walker Texas Ranger fan, so I may be a little biased.
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    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 11:56 pm
    "Chuck Norris is actually just a giant leprechaun."

    Sounds like a fact to me . . .

    I agree with thewoz, and I am apathetic towards "walker texas ranger" so I have no bias.

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    seventoes Male 13-17
    345 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 1:41 am
    "Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I`ll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face."


    Most werent funny...

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    SoySeattle Male 18-29
    39 posts
    December 10, 2005 at 10:36 pm
    A lot aren`t funny... but the top 30 are if you get a chance to check them out...

    "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."

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    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 6:52 am
    Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing

    Yeah that`s hilarious in my book. Chuck Norris is prettymuch better than Jesus.

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    Krogholt Male 18-29
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    January 16, 2006 at 10:40 am
    Those facts are just hillarious! I spend like 4 hours browsing through them...
    By the way, Chuck Norris has actually commented it on his official website:

    (just found it yesterday, but I don`t think it was inhere... In case it was, I`m sorry for reposting)

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    redskyblack2 Female 18-29
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    December 7, 2006 at 6:56 am
    "Before the invention of sliced bread, people used to say that something was the greatest invention since Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris already knew this and got tired of hearing people say this. So Chuck Norris roadhouse kicked every loaf of bread in the world, therein inventing sliced bread to take the burden off his name."
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    redskyblack2 Female 18-29
    203 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 6:56 am
    That one and the cancer one were the best.

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