The Chuck Norris random fact generator

Submitted by: adgaliff 12 years ago in Weird
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

Facts about the great orange beard almighty.
There are 22 comments:
Female 203
That one and the cancer one were the best.
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Female 203
"Before the invention of sliced bread, people used to say that something was the greatest invention since Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris already knew this and got tired of hearing people say this. So Chuck Norris roadhouse kicked every loaf of bread in the world, therein inventing sliced bread to take the burden off his name."
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Male 22
Those facts are just hillarious! I spend like 4 hours browsing through them...
By the way, Chuck Norris has actually commented it on his official website: http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.a...

(just found it yesterday, but I don`t think it was inhere... In case it was, I`m sorry for reposting)

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Male 641
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing

Yeah that`s hilarious in my book. Chuck Norris is prettymuch better than Jesus.

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Male 39
A lot aren`t funny... but the top 30 are if you get a chance to check them out...

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."

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Male 345
"Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I`ll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face."

Lol...

Most werent funny...

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Male 226
"Chuck Norris is actually just a giant leprechaun."

Sounds like a fact to me . . .

I agree with thewoz, and I am apathetic towards "walker texas ranger" so I have no bias.

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Male 19
This is absolutly histarical once you understand it... I saw it and at first gave the "this sucks," routine, but its actually really funny when you get a totally off the wall, abstract "fact". Then again, I`m a huge Walker Texas Ranger fan, so I may be a little biased.
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Female 8
This cannot be called random facts, as lies are not facts. This should be called random stupid made up poo about Chuck Norris.
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Male 37
Chuck Norris is a god
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Male 2
How do you all not find this funny? I thought this and the Random Vin Diesel Fact Generator were some of the funniest stuff I read. I guess its just my strange sense of humor
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Male 203
"God damn Chuck Norris" -- Ben Stiller, Dodgeball.
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Female 289
how random
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Male 157
and the point in that was?

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Time is like a knife..... slowly and relentlesly.... cuts the cored of life.
You! Off My Planet!! (My Homepage)

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Male 144
Soooooo....boring

Who the hell came up with all this stuff?

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Male 630
Gay or retarded would offend someone...but that`s what it is.
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Female 243
No thanks
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Male 383
Erm... No. You shouldnt even bother with this unless you want to marry, or plain old be chuck norris.
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Female 500
Well that was random
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Female 963
meh
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Male 517
yawn.....
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Male 21
Link: The Chuck Norris random fact generator [Rate Link] - Facts about the great orange beard almighty.
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