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Date: 08/29/05 02:35 AM

64 Responses to Soccer Blooper

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
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    August 29, 2005 at 2:15 am
    Link: Soccer Blooper - That`s gotta hurt!

    That`s gotta hurt!

  2. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
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    August 29, 2005 at 2:37 am
    Does that count for 3 points?
  3. Profile photo of sleep4never
    sleep4never Male 18-29
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    August 29, 2005 at 2:47 am
    painful..
  4. Profile photo of Ari-X-Suzuki
    Ari-X-Suzuki Female 13-17
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    August 29, 2005 at 2:48 am
    *mexican accent* GOOAAALLLL!
  5. Profile photo of blast0matic
    blast0matic Male 18-29
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    August 29, 2005 at 2:52 am
    That probably hurt more than child birth. My pair headed north just looking at it. For you women: Each testicle is as sensitive as an eyeball. Gives me a shudder just thinking about it.

    Me, I gotta protect my boys.

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    Yushi Female 18-29
    412 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 3:06 am
    Except with childbirth it lasts for more then a few minutes of pain, it`s a few hours. -_-
    Anyways, all I can say is: ouch!
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    mookie427 Male 13-17
    517 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 3:11 am
    aaaagh same here blastomatic couldnt have said it better myself gotta protect `em good
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    cdubb4201 Male 18-29
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    August 29, 2005 at 3:15 am
    I haven`t even watched yet but I bet 20 bucks he gets kicked in the nuts.
  9. Profile photo of cdubb4201
    cdubb4201 Male 18-29
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    August 29, 2005 at 3:17 am
    ok kicked in the nuts and pole to the nuts same difference. and blastomatic I can give my eyeball a good tap and it only hurts for a second and just right in the eyeball. you give one of the boys a nice hard tap and it hurts for minutes all over you`re body.
  10. Profile photo of Ghostfire
    Ghostfire Male 13-17
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    August 29, 2005 at 3:22 am
    I get sick to the gut just watching that, poor guy won`t be able to walk right for quite a while. Yeowch.
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    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 3:27 am
    *Note to self forget fathering children
  12. Profile photo of georgiascool
    georgiascool Female 13-17
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    August 29, 2005 at 4:11 am
    Ouch! Thats gotta hurt! Great goal though.
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    YouG Male 18-29
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    August 29, 2005 at 5:25 am
    And he missed the ball as well...oh boy.
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    M3NACE Male 18-29
    414 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 6:08 am
    haha...the people are cheering!
  15. Profile photo of _PORT_
    _PORT_ Male 18-29
    160 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 7:22 am
    forget the video!! look at the girls on the right...HOOOOTTTT!!
  16. Profile photo of _PORT_
    _PORT_ Male 18-29
    160 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 7:23 am
    oh man, I got in again and got a bunch of smilies...boooooooo :(
  17. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
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    August 29, 2005 at 8:34 am
    I remember watchin this match. It never gets any less painful to watch. And Yushi - a good smack to the balls can cause pain for DAYS, let alone a few minutes
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    psycopyro Male 13-17
    396 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 9:12 am
    Ive played soccer for 11 years and not once have i seen anything like that happen. I might donate my testicles to him.
  19. Profile photo of AlmostASk8er
    AlmostASk8er Male 13-17
    4 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 9:20 am
    >_< now I`ll be afraid to slide tackle near the goal today at my game lol
  20. Profile photo of kick-ass
    kick-ass Female 13-17
    113 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 9:48 am
    i saw that game...he didnt look to happy after it happened....lol...bless him
  21. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 9:54 am
    Happened to me before. It HURTS. And you feel auful for a long time at your... well you know..
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    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 12:05 pm
    oooooooooo
  23. Profile photo of wild_monkeys
    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 12:05 pm
    i am so glad im not a bloke
  24. Profile photo of Hey you
    Hey you Male 18-29
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    August 29, 2005 at 12:20 pm
    ok i don`t want to see that Agian
  25. Profile photo of streb
    streb Male 18-29
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    August 29, 2005 at 12:39 pm
    The funniest thing about it (apart from him being a Liverpool player at the time, and therefore deserving it) was that it happened in front of 40,000 or so fans and then millions more on T.V.... and now it`s on here, it just keeps getting better.


    I never did like Phil Babb.

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    csto1 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 12:43 pm
    OUCH!!
  27. Profile photo of StavrosLH
    StavrosLH Male 18-29
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    August 29, 2005 at 1:02 pm
    Ahh... That brings back some memories, Chelsea v Liverpool, the player was Carragher I believe... Come on you Blues!!!
  28. Profile photo of smokinciggy
    smokinciggy Female 13-17
    28 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 1:14 pm
    i was with a couple of lads watching tht game and all u see wen it happened was there hands grabbing on2 there balls like they felt the pain lol its like we 1 feels it they all feel it!
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    lizzieiscool Female 13-17
    52 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 2:17 pm
    ok re:the whole childbirth vs kick in the balls
    not only does the pain last for hours, for the last 2 months or more of the pregnancy the mother`s stomach looks like a big huge balloon, she can`t she her feet though she wouldn`t want to because they`d be so swollen and she has to buy a whole new wardrobe( ok that is a plus).Not only that she has to get up every night to look after the baby because men are so lazy. I think we know which is more painful now...
  30. Profile photo of 50cent131
    50cent131 Male 13-17
    7 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 2:31 pm
    owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that happend to me except i was kickedin the balls by a girl:-O in fact i didnt go 2 school the next day
    a)its embarrasing crying when its a girl
    b)i couldnt walk


    boys name some of your experiences post them here i want to show girls how lucky they are

  31. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 2:47 pm
    I`m sorry...I laughed. :(
  32. Profile photo of 50cent131
    50cent131 Male 13-17
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    August 29, 2005 at 2:56 pm
    yer but periods come once every so often you can get hit in the balls every day come on boys lets tell these girls our experiences
  33. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 3:08 pm
    50cent you really have no idea. And besides, this is not a forum to "share your experiences".
  34. Profile photo of Hey you
    Hey you Male 18-29
    5 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 3:53 pm
    funny cause i hate liverpool.
  35. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
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    August 29, 2005 at 3:54 pm
    one word.ouch!
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    ivan11111 Male 13-17
    305 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 3:58 pm
    poor old phil babb
  37. Profile photo of ivan11111
    ivan11111 Male 13-17
    305 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 3:58 pm
    lol it wasnt carragher whoever said that
  38. Profile photo of GimmeToro
    GimmeToro Male 18-29
    39 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 5:09 pm
    Haha, the scouser bit the dust. Good.
  39. Profile photo of skit_z
    skit_z Male 13-17
    194 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 5:19 pm
    hopefully he was wearing a cup (because believe me i know it hurts cuz it happend to me X-(
  40. Profile photo of 50cent131
    50cent131 Male 13-17
    7 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 6:36 pm
    y skit z wot happend 2 u homeboy
  41. Profile photo of Creena
    Creena Female 13-17
    273 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 6:42 pm
    lol thats gotta hurt
  42. Profile photo of kungfu_sage
    kungfu_sage Male 18-29
    102 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 7:22 pm
    this whole child birth verses kicked in the balls thing is so stupid. It really hurt`s when you get kicked in the nut`s. It`s enough to make a guy litteraly pass out. And I realize that child birth is painfull, if only because of all the 13 year old virgens who keep yelling it into any guys ear who claims to be in any pain. Funny enough women who accualy have had kids seem to be rather too pre occupied with accualy raiseing a kid to get involved with stupid little unresolvable arguments like this. And I`m sorry Lizzieiscool because it sounds like who ever your married to is a dick, but I guess thats what you get for marrieing when still in the 13-17 range. in reality a good guy will take a huge role in raiseing the child, and to claim that women suffer all the burden of the child is simply ignorant. Because belive it or not you have a say about the kind of guy who fathers your child, and you can chose to find a good guy. So no, we do not now know which is more painful, we can`t
  43. Profile photo of ghoCt
    ghoCt Male 13-17
    189 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 7:32 pm
    the same thing happend to me once but i was on my bike and i crashed head on with my frend and i flew forward and hit the thing under the handelbars on the bike and trust me it was purple
  44. Profile photo of ghoCt
    ghoCt Male 13-17
    189 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 7:34 pm
    omg
  45. Profile photo of ghoCt
    ghoCt Male 13-17
    189 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 7:36 pm
    oh well what the he11 my 100th post WOOT WOOT
    \¯\/¯/ |¯|)¯) /¯/\¯\ \¯\/¯/ »»»» yay!!!
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  46. Profile photo of 50cent131
    50cent131 Male 13-17
    7 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 7:42 pm
    who has seen that video were girls chain up this guy and kick him in the balls please say if you have seen it and girls wen uve seen that u will understand and ghoct are you on ign
  47. Profile photo of Cindy75
    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 7:45 pm
    ghoCt, youre a dork.

    But, what a painful video. ;-/

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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 7:49 pm
    50cent: either shut up or die. we don`t care.

    yeah...this video made me cringe.

    and blast0matic. that testicle are as sensitive as eyeballs thing is nowhere near true. stop making stuff up to impress us.

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    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 7:53 pm
    funny but i hate soccer not even fun to watch and kungfu_sage you got issues.... 13 yr old girls?
  50. Profile photo of Cindy75
    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 7:58 pm
    I dont have balls. So, I cant say what it feels like to have them kicked. But, I have had 3 kids. I could get very graphic with you about this, but I`ll save you (and your lunch). All I can say is that the feeling of all your abdominal muscles cramping as hard as they can, coupled with the stretching of "parts" to ungodly lengths, plus a person squeezing out of those "parts" wins over a kick in the nads any day.
  51. Profile photo of rockchick23
    rockchick23 Female 13-17
    112 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 8:35 pm
    no kids and no balls so i really have no idea wat this pain might be like so i`ll just say it looked like it hurt
  52. Profile photo of neeley2009
    neeley2009 Male 18-29
    142 posts
    August 29, 2005 at 9:10 pm
    That is really horrible. Trust me I`ve done that. Luckily I was wearing a cup, so it wasn`t nearly as bad as it could have been, I just hope the same for him...
  53. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    August 30, 2005 at 6:39 am
    Okay it`s simple as this... girls, you cant claim childbirth is worse than being kicked in the nuts because you dont know how it feels. Guys, you cant claim getting pained bollocks is worse than childbirth because you dont know how it feels.

    So stop arguing.

  54. Profile photo of 50cent131
    50cent131 Male 13-17
    7 posts
    August 30, 2005 at 6:49 am
    aha but with childbirth its at least rewarding theres a baby of your own at the end of it what do you get with a kick in the balls
  55. Profile photo of Dragon978
    Dragon978 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    August 30, 2005 at 8:51 pm
    we got it equally bad....because the balls are avalible any time while birth happens at least 9 months apart....girls will just kick us in the balls because they think its fun or somthing and when u get KICKED in the balls and your balls gets all pushed against this bone it can hurt for weeks ( atleast from what ive experience =\) the only way to know the fact on which hurts more is if a person has both which i have no idea how she will get pregnant cause thats freaky but any way we hold the children of tommorow in our sack prevent your self from kicking them please?....
  56. Profile photo of lovestricken
    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    August 30, 2005 at 9:14 pm
    LMAO!!! Ow, dude...
  57. Profile photo of bartman100
    bartman100 Male 13-17
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    August 31, 2005 at 8:28 am
    How about we just get the girl pregnant and then let them kick us in the nuts!
  58. Profile photo of Cindy75
    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    August 31, 2005 at 8:37 am
    On 8/31/2005 8:28:09 AM bartman100 wrote: How about we just get the girl pregnant and then let them kick us in the nuts!
    Hahaha! I like that idea.
  59. Profile photo of KopKing
    KopKing Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 31, 2005 at 8:21 pm
    Oh yes remember that. Not the best defender we have had over the past decade but still no man should ever have to feel that!!!
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    nvidia18 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 12:52 pm
    OUCH!!!
  61. Profile photo of Kleck
    Kleck Female 13-17
    12 posts
    September 3, 2005 at 12:53 pm
    hey guys,
    so u get kicked in the balls- the pain lasts a few days at the most

    we get pregnant by YOU LOT
    and we have to put up with 9 months of constantly puking Then have to go through the pain of chiildbirth THEN have to raise your kids while you bugger off and go and watch football

    SEE MY POINT????

    (for the record I`ve kicked a number of boys in the balls...they were annoying me)
    (no wonder I havent got a boyfreind)

  62. Profile photo of jamestoronto
    jamestoronto Male 18-29
    1 post
    September 4, 2005 at 2:29 pm
    I agree with Kleck. I have been hit there in every possible way and not once did the pain last for more than an hour.

    Childbirth is in a whole different league.

  63. Profile photo of shortygal222
    shortygal222 Female 13-17
    20 posts
    September 5, 2005 at 8:34 pm
    ok for the whole child birth vs. kicked in the balls. Yes kicking in the balls does hurt a guy, i know because i`ve kicked a guy in the balls and he passed out and couldn`t walk the next day. Also, squeezing something the size of a watermelon through something the size of a lemon hurts pretty dang bad too, and there have been women who have passed out during labor and contractions. The whold argument is kind of dumb because no one (besides transexuals) can really tell you which one hurts more, just drop it, it`s kind of a grade school thing to argue about.
  64. Profile photo of shortygal222
    shortygal222 Female 13-17
    20 posts
    September 5, 2005 at 8:44 pm
    Oh and Kleck, when you say "we get pregnate by YOU LOT", who else are we supposed to get pregnate by? I mean, when i have kids it`s going to be partly my choice too. And after we go through the "pain of chiildbirth THEN have to raise your kids" while the men "bugger off and go watch football" i like football, and i watch it too, and i know plenty of men who help raise the baby, the burden is not all on the women anymore, men can take care of their baby too. and think of the nerves the men have to go through when they have to wait 9 months and then all of the labor for the baby, so yeah, no wonder you don`t have a boyfriend.

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