Soccer Blooper

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Sports
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That"s gotta hurt!
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Female 20
Oh and Kleck, when you say "we get pregnate by YOU LOT", who else are we supposed to get pregnate by? I mean, when i have kids it`s going to be partly my choice too. And after we go through the "pain of chiildbirth THEN have to raise your kids" while the men "bugger off and go watch football" i like football, and i watch it too, and i know plenty of men who help raise the baby, the burden is not all on the women anymore, men can take care of their baby too. and think of the nerves the men have to go through when they have to wait 9 months and then all of the labor for the baby, so yeah, no wonder you don`t have a boyfriend.
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Female 20
ok for the whole child birth vs. kicked in the balls. Yes kicking in the balls does hurt a guy, i know because i`ve kicked a guy in the balls and he passed out and couldn`t walk the next day. Also, squeezing something the size of a watermelon through something the size of a lemon hurts pretty dang bad too, and there have been women who have passed out during labor and contractions. The whold argument is kind of dumb because no one (besides transexuals) can really tell you which one hurts more, just drop it, it`s kind of a grade school thing to argue about.
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Male 1
I agree with Kleck. I have been hit there in every possible way and not once did the pain last for more than an hour.

Childbirth is in a whole different league.

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Female 12
hey guys,
so u get kicked in the balls- the pain lasts a few days at the most

we get pregnant by YOU LOT
and we have to put up with 9 months of constantly puking Then have to go through the pain of chiildbirth THEN have to raise your kids while you bugger off and go and watch football

SEE MY POINT????

(for the record I`ve kicked a number of boys in the balls...they were annoying me)
(no wonder I havent got a boyfreind)

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Male 4
OUCH!!!
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Male 1
Oh yes remember that. Not the best defender we have had over the past decade but still no man should ever have to feel that!!!
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Female 790
[quote]On 8/31/2005 8:28:09 AM bartman100 wrote: How about we just get the girl pregnant and then let them kick us in the nuts![/quote]
Hahaha! I like that idea.
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Male 1
How about we just get the girl pregnant and then let them kick us in the nuts!
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Female 712
LMAO!!! Ow, dude...
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Male 11
we got it equally bad....because the balls are avalible any time while birth happens at least 9 months apart....girls will just kick us in the balls because they think its fun or somthing and when u get KICKED in the balls and your balls gets all pushed against this bone it can hurt for weeks ( atleast from what ive experience =\) the only way to know the fact on which hurts more is if a person has both which i have no idea how she will get pregnant cause thats freaky but any way we hold the children of tommorow in our sack prevent your self from kicking them please?....
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Male 7
aha but with childbirth its at least rewarding theres a baby of your own at the end of it what do you get with a kick in the balls
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Male 2,216
Okay it`s simple as this... girls, you cant claim childbirth is worse than being kicked in the nuts because you dont know how it feels. Guys, you cant claim getting pained bollocks is worse than childbirth because you dont know how it feels.

So stop arguing.

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Male 142
That is really horrible. Trust me I`ve done that. Luckily I was wearing a cup, so it wasn`t nearly as bad as it could have been, I just hope the same for him...
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Female 112
no kids and no balls so i really have no idea wat this pain might be like so i`ll just say it looked like it hurt
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Female 790
I dont have balls. So, I cant say what it feels like to have them kicked. But, I have had 3 kids. I could get very graphic with you about this, but I`ll save you (and your lunch). All I can say is that the feeling of all your abdominal muscles cramping as hard as they can, coupled with the stretching of "parts" to ungodly lengths, plus a person squeezing out of those "parts" wins over a kick in the nads any day.
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Male 914
funny but i hate soccer not even fun to watch and kungfu_sage you got issues.... 13 yr old girls?
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Male 3,060
50cent: either shut up or die. we don`t care.

yeah...this video made me cringe.

and blast0matic. that testicle are as sensitive as eyeballs thing is nowhere near true. stop making stuff up to impress us.

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Female 790
ghoCt, youre a dork.

But, what a painful video. ;-/

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Male 7
who has seen that video were girls chain up this guy and kick him in the balls please say if you have seen it and girls wen uve seen that u will understand and ghoct are you on ign
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Male 189
oh well what the he11 my 100th post WOOT WOOT
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Male 189
omg
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Male 189
the same thing happend to me once but i was on my bike and i crashed head on with my frend and i flew forward and hit the thing under the handelbars on the bike and trust me it was purple
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Male 102
this whole child birth verses kicked in the balls thing is so stupid. It really hurt`s when you get kicked in the nut`s. It`s enough to make a guy litteraly pass out. And I realize that child birth is painfull, if only because of all the 13 year old virgens who keep yelling it into any guys ear who claims to be in any pain. Funny enough women who accualy have had kids seem to be rather too pre occupied with accualy raiseing a kid to get involved with stupid little unresolvable arguments like this. And I`m sorry Lizzieiscool because it sounds like who ever your married to is a dick, but I guess thats what you get for marrieing when still in the 13-17 range. in reality a good guy will take a huge role in raiseing the child, and to claim that women suffer all the burden of the child is simply ignorant. Because belive it or not you have a say about the kind of guy who fathers your child, and you can chose to find a good guy. So no, we do not now know which is more painful, we can`t
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Female 273
lol thats gotta hurt
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Male 7
y skit z wot happend 2 u homeboy
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Male 194
hopefully he was wearing a cup (because believe me i know it hurts cuz it happend to me X-(
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Male 39
Haha, the scouser bit the dust. Good.
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Male 305
lol it wasnt carragher whoever said that
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Male 305
poor old phil babb
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Male 1,808
one word.ouch!
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Male 5
funny cause i hate liverpool.
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Female 1,468
50cent you really have no idea. And besides, this is not a forum to "share your experiences".
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Male 7
yer but periods come once every so often you can get hit in the balls every day come on boys lets tell these girls our experiences
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Female 1,603
I`m sorry...I laughed. :(
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Male 7
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that happend to me except i was kickedin the balls by a girl:-O in fact i didnt go 2 school the next day
a)its embarrasing crying when its a girl
b)i couldnt walk


boys name some of your experiences post them here i want to show girls how lucky they are

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Female 52
ok re:the whole childbirth vs kick in the balls
not only does the pain last for hours, for the last 2 months or more of the pregnancy the mother`s stomach looks like a big huge balloon, she can`t she her feet though she wouldn`t want to because they`d be so swollen and she has to buy a whole new wardrobe( ok that is a plus).Not only that she has to get up every night to look after the baby because men are so lazy. I think we know which is more painful now...
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Female 28
i was with a couple of lads watching tht game and all u see wen it happened was there hands grabbing on2 there balls like they felt the pain lol its like we 1 feels it they all feel it!
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Male 18
Ahh... That brings back some memories, Chelsea v Liverpool, the player was Carragher I believe... Come on you Blues!!!
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Male 165
OUCH!!
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Male 142
The funniest thing about it (apart from him being a Liverpool player at the time, and therefore deserving it) was that it happened in front of 40,000 or so fans and then millions more on T.V.... and now it`s on here, it just keeps getting better.


I never did like Phil Babb.

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Male 5
ok i don`t want to see that Agian
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Female 683
i am so glad im not a bloke
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Female 683
oooooooooo
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Male 1,079
Happened to me before. It HURTS. And you feel auful for a long time at your... well you know..
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Female 113
i saw that game...he didnt look to happy after it happened....lol...bless him
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Male 4
>_< now I`ll be afraid to slide tackle near the goal today at my game lol
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Male 396
Ive played soccer for 11 years and not once have i seen anything like that happen. I might donate my testicles to him.
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Male 904
I remember watchin this match. It never gets any less painful to watch. And Yushi - a good smack to the balls can cause pain for DAYS, let alone a few minutes
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Male 160
oh man, I got in again and got a bunch of smilies...boooooooo :(
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Male 160
forget the video!! look at the girls on the right...HOOOOTTTT!!
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Male 414
haha...the people are cheering!
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Male 2,519
And he missed the ball as well...oh boy.
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Female 982
Ouch! Thats gotta hurt! Great goal though.
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Male 1,348
*Note to self forget fathering children
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Male 3
I get sick to the gut just watching that, poor guy won`t be able to walk right for quite a while. Yeowch.
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Male 139
ok kicked in the nuts and pole to the nuts same difference. and blastomatic I can give my eyeball a good tap and it only hurts for a second and just right in the eyeball. you give one of the boys a nice hard tap and it hurts for minutes all over you`re body.
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Male 139
I haven`t even watched yet but I bet 20 bucks he gets kicked in the nuts.
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Male 517
aaaagh same here blastomatic couldnt have said it better myself gotta protect `em good
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Female 412
Except with childbirth it lasts for more then a few minutes of pain, it`s a few hours. -_-
Anyways, all I can say is: ouch!
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Male 194
That probably hurt more than child birth. My pair headed north just looking at it. For you women: Each testicle is as sensitive as an eyeball. Gives me a shudder just thinking about it.

Me, I gotta protect my boys.

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Female 35
*mexican accent* GOOAAALLLL!
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Male 576
painful..
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Male 2,372
Does that count for 3 points?
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Male 10,115
Link: Soccer Blooper [Rate Link] - That`s gotta hurt!

That`s gotta hurt!

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