Penguin Warehouse

Submitted by: xSheepx 12 years ago in Weird
http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/

Buy your very own pet penguin.
There are 37 comments:
Male 5
Oops, forgot to mention its against the law to import animals into the US from foreign countries. Look it up.
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Male 5
Well sorry guys. Try going to the website now. There`s nothing there but a quote. The whole thing was a hoax, although I still want a penguin someday. The robotic penguin would be really cool 2.
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Male 46
it can`t be real. wouldn`t it be illegal????
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Female 15
=O I want one.
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Male 101
i want one, but they cost too much....
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Male 2,519
Title: Life-size Penguin Robot

$799.95
Full featured penguin robot serves as a friend for your pet. Includes audio sensor, can sing up to 15 songs and even dance to 10 of them!

Hm...

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Female 30
"Full of fish?"

"Not entirely."

"Then let`s fish."

Come on, someone get it...

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Female 1,603
I would want a penguin too. My boyfriend wants a loon though.
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Male 667
I find it really hard to beleive that the site is real. Don`t you think you`d hear about celebs and famous folks keeping penguins as pets? I think Paris Hilton might even own one if they were really for sale. Celebs are always trying to one-up each other in the `pet` department, so one of them would HAVE to have a penguin by now.
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Male 274
go to products and order, print of the order form fill in your info(what you want)
send it(the adress is already printed on it)
and youll have a penguin if your in there shipping area
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Male 274
some penguins live on the equator in hot conditions, so they could survive anywhere.
still dont know if its real or fake
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Female 963
I WANT A PENGUIN!!! PENGUINS ARE CUTE!!! :-D
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Male 391
i`m gettin` a penguin i wonder if they make good pets i know their domestic but i still question
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Male 851
this site stole my penguins from the icedome I have in my backyard. now I can get them back. but I don`t yet know how...
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Female 152
yay, they took my request!!

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Male 383
You could get one of those old 1950s freezers, the ones that sit horizontally (whatever theyre called), and put a doggie bed and some snow in there for your penguin. And when theres too much snow out to take your dog for a walk you can take your penguin. Just be careful not to walk by any fish, otherwise your penguin will turn YOU into a sled.
(200th post)
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Female 160
I bet a penquin would be a great fishing partner.
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Female 68
I want a penguin. :-|
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Female 164
I WANT A PENGUIN!!
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Female 380
It couldn`t be real. Taking care of a penguin in modern conditions would be bad for the penguins. All the same...I really want a penguin now.
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Female 782
dude it better not be real. else its plain sick, buuuutt kinda cool at the same time
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Male 226
"Someday one of those smart penguins (maybe yours) will become a Jedi penguin, an elite status of wealth, power and strength in the penguin empire."

I want a Jedi penguin. I wonder if I can train my wife`s cat in the ways of the Jedi . . .

It wouldn`t be near as cool though.

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Female 683
some army has a penguin cammander. there was a picture in the paper the other day of him inspecting him. its pretty lame.

i didnt realise it wasnt real. i only read the reasons to have one. dammit. that crill is so pesky

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Male 55
everyone wants a penguin
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Male 982
i want a penguin too!
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Female 298
I want a penguin...
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Male 101
Maybe you`ll get one for your b-day in 2 days!
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Female 289
Oh...aren`t you a meanie ^^ :P If you loved me you`d get me one
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Male 101
Your never ging to get one ! ^^^^^
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Female 289
Man having a penquin for a pet would kick a$s
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Male 157
Im buying all ov um go away !!! lol i love um :D

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Male 383
I want a penguin-skin wallet, damnit. Where do I get my penguin-skin wallet! Give me my damn penguin-skin wallet... They need a penguin-skin wallet store.
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Male 630
Damnit, I`m retarded.

I thought this was real for a bit. Must be because owning a penguin has been a fantasy of mine for a while.

The lack of ordering information was all that tipped me off. Or else I would have ordered one.

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Female 2,144
Crap.
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Male 1,348
I`ll take two!
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Male 383
I`m going to buy one and name him Opus.

Just wait. In 2 weeks P Diddy, or just Diddy(he changed his name, just Diddy now), and one of these penguins will be walking down the red carpet with matching suits.

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Female 152
Link: Penguin Warehouse [Rate Link] - Buy your very own pet penguin.
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