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Category: Weird
Date: 08/23/05 02:08 AM

37 Responses to Penguin Warehouse

  1. Profile photo of xSheepx
    xSheepx Female 18-29
    152 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:07 am
    Link: Penguin Warehouse - Buy your very own pet penguin.
  2. Profile photo of Santos_Demin
    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:18 am
    I`m going to buy one and name him Opus.

    Just wait. In 2 weeks P Diddy, or just Diddy(he changed his name, just Diddy now), and one of these penguins will be walking down the red carpet with matching suits.

  3. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:38 am
    I`ll take two!
  4. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 4:38 am
    Crap.
  5. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 5:24 am
    Damnit, I`m retarded.

    I thought this was real for a bit. Must be because owning a penguin has been a fantasy of mine for a while.

    The lack of ordering information was all that tipped me off. Or else I would have ordered one.

  6. Profile photo of Santos_Demin
    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 6:36 am
    I want a penguin-skin wallet, damnit. Where do I get my penguin-skin wallet! Give me my damn penguin-skin wallet... They need a penguin-skin wallet store.
  7. Profile photo of Ruzz5000
    Ruzz5000 Male 60-69
    157 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 8:00 am
    Im buying all ov um go away !!! lol i love um :D

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  8. Profile photo of dani_chick
    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 9:44 am
    Man having a penquin for a pet would kick a$s
  9. Profile photo of Jello_eater
    Jello_eater Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 9:48 am
    Your never ging to get one ! ^^^^^
  10. Profile photo of dani_chick
    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 9:53 am
    Oh...aren`t you a meanie ^^ :P If you loved me you`d get me one
  11. Profile photo of Jello_eater
    Jello_eater Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 10:02 am
    Maybe you`ll get one for your b-day in 2 days!
  12. Profile photo of BeautyToAsh
    BeautyToAsh Female 18-29
    298 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 10:16 am
    I want a penguin...
  13. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 10:57 am
    i want a penguin too!
  14. Profile photo of xblade13
    xblade13 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 11:37 am
    everyone wants a penguin
  15. Profile photo of wild_monkeys
    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 12:58 pm
    some army has a penguin cammander. there was a picture in the paper the other day of him inspecting him. its pretty lame.

    i didnt realise it wasnt real. i only read the reasons to have one. dammit. that crill is so pesky

  16. Profile photo of DestyNova
    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:13 pm
    "Someday one of those smart penguins (maybe yours) will become a Jedi penguin, an elite status of wealth, power and strength in the penguin empire."

    I want a Jedi penguin. I wonder if I can train my wife`s cat in the ways of the Jedi . . .

    It wouldn`t be near as cool though.

  17. Profile photo of HeyLookAtHer
    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:32 pm
    dude it better not be real. else its plain sick, buuuutt kinda cool at the same time
  18. Profile photo of cheeseispunk
    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 3:44 pm
    It couldn`t be real. Taking care of a penguin in modern conditions would be bad for the penguins. All the same...I really want a penguin now.
  19. Profile photo of littlebirdy
    littlebirdy Female 13-17
    164 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 4:21 pm
    I WANT A PENGUIN!!
  20. Profile photo of Junimond
    Junimond Female 13-17
    68 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 4:23 pm
    I want a penguin. :-|
  21. Profile photo of hottlava
    hottlava Female 30-39
    160 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 4:24 pm
    I bet a penquin would be a great fishing partner.
  22. Profile photo of Santos_Demin
    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 5:21 pm
    You could get one of those old 1950s freezers, the ones that sit horizontally (whatever theyre called), and put a doggie bed and some snow in there for your penguin. And when theres too much snow out to take your dog for a walk you can take your penguin. Just be careful not to walk by any fish, otherwise your penguin will turn YOU into a sled.
    (200th post)
  23. Profile photo of xSheepx
    xSheepx Female 18-29
    152 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 6:34 pm
    yay, they took my request!!

    :]

  24. Profile photo of mooseyfate
    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 7:26 pm
    this site stole my penguins from the icedome I have in my backyard. now I can get them back. but I don`t yet know how...
  25. Profile photo of slaine
    slaine Male 13-17
    391 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 7:53 pm
    i`m gettin` a penguin i wonder if they make good pets i know their domestic but i still question
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  26. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 8:36 pm
    I WANT A PENGUIN!!! PENGUINS ARE CUTE!!! :-D
  27. Profile photo of shadpro
    shadpro Male 18-29
    274 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 10:37 pm
    some penguins live on the equator in hot conditions, so they could survive anywhere.
    still dont know if its real or fake
  28. Profile photo of shadpro
    shadpro Male 18-29
    274 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 10:40 pm
    go to products and order, print of the order form fill in your info(what you want)
    send it(the adress is already printed on it)
    and youll have a penguin if your in there shipping area
  29. Profile photo of DJ_jason
    DJ_jason Male 30-39
    667 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 11:07 pm
    I find it really hard to beleive that the site is real. Don`t you think you`d hear about celebs and famous folks keeping penguins as pets? I think Paris Hilton might even own one if they were really for sale. Celebs are always trying to one-up each other in the `pet` department, so one of them would HAVE to have a penguin by now.
  30. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 11:59 pm
    I would want a penguin too. My boyfriend wants a loon though.
  31. Profile photo of LushSativa
    LushSativa Female 18-29
    30 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 12:47 am
    "Full of fish?"

    "Not entirely."

    "Then let`s fish."

    Come on, someone get it...

  32. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 3:20 am
    Title: Life-size Penguin Robot

    $799.95
    Full featured penguin robot serves as a friend for your pet. Includes audio sensor, can sing up to 15 songs and even dance to 10 of them!

    Hm...

  33. Profile photo of skaterm
    skaterm Male 18-29
    101 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 12:40 pm
    i want one, but they cost too much....
  34. Profile photo of Tyler_Diablo
    Tyler_Diablo Female 13-17
    15 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 1:09 pm
    =O I want one.
  35. Profile photo of jojofabba
    jojofabba Male 13-17
    48 posts
    January 5, 2006 at 1:43 pm
    it can`t be real. wouldn`t it be illegal????
  36. Profile photo of jacobrs
    jacobrs Male 13-17
    5 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 7:37 pm
    Well sorry guys. Try going to the website now. There`s nothing there but a quote. The whole thing was a hoax, although I still want a penguin someday. The robotic penguin would be really cool 2.
  37. Profile photo of jacobrs
    jacobrs Male 13-17
    5 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 7:37 pm
    Oops, forgot to mention its against the law to import animals into the US from foreign countries. Look it up.

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