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Date: 08/23/05 02:50 AM

70 Responses to Mad Cow

  1. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:09 am
    Link: Mad Cow - That`s one angry cow. Warning: Adult Language, a lot of it.

    That`s one angry cow. Warning: Adult Language, a lot of it.

  2. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:54 am
    LOVE THIS COW!!! Pasturize this, b**ch! Oh man, that`s funny!

    btw, does this count as first post if the only person before me id the person who posted it? just wondering.

  3. Profile photo of Santos_Demin
    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:57 am
    Lets see PETA argue with killing that cow.

    TokenBabe: Yeah I thought about that. You could think of it like this, youre the first to click Post, the other sent in a link. If youve never sent one in before, try it out. It gives you an idea of how it all works.

  4. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 3:02 am
    Get in my BELLY!
  5. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 3:53 am
    Lol, I saw this a few years ago, and it has popped up a couple times since. It`s pretty funny, but I am getting tired of it by now.
  6. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 3:58 am
    That was funny! :-D
  7. Profile photo of _PORT_
    _PORT_ Male 18-29
    160 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 5:08 am
    hahahaha...the cow said b**ch!! funny :-)
  8. Profile photo of sexpott
    sexpott Male 18-29
    8 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 5:36 am
    you can send in links?

    oh. heh. uhhh... i waswondering whos job that was

  9. Profile photo of lemar
    lemar Female 13-17
    211 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 6:54 am
    hehe, this is well funny!heehee :D
  10. Profile photo of jegelsker
    jegelsker Female 18-29
    34 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 7:39 am
    Poor cow...
  11. Profile photo of renegadefae
    renegadefae Female 13-17
    208 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 7:57 am
    Heh, for a hunk of meat he makes some pretty valid points...Funny. :-D
  12. Profile photo of Ruzz5000
    Ruzz5000 Male 60-69
    157 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 8:45 am
    very good lol i think he shudn`t die lol

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  13. Profile photo of Jello_eater
    Jello_eater Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 9:29 am
    Not that funny i thought it was a litte lame.
  14. Profile photo of manwithplanx
    manwithplanx Male 13-17
    58 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 10:15 am
    lol
  15. Profile photo of runnerup
    runnerup Male 18-29
    27 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 10:31 am
    pretty damn funny, didn`t like the ending though
  16. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 10:48 am
    very funny "you know thaat milk in your cereal this morning? i p**sed in it!" LOL
  17. Profile photo of guapodude
    guapodude Male 13-17
    329 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 11:35 am
    talk about salmonella
  18. Profile photo of faygo
    faygo Male 30-39
    339 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 11:40 am
    m`eh...:-?
  19. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 12:06 pm
    Meat is Murder.

    No, wait. Not murder... what`s that word I`m looking for??
    Oh, yeah. DELICIOUS!

  20. Profile photo of Borommakot
    Borommakot Male 18-29
    88 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 12:08 pm
    That... was awesome...
  21. Profile photo of Requateer
    Requateer Male 13-17
    121 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 12:35 pm
    lol, that was funny! But aren`t cows supposed to be girls?
    o.O
  22. Profile photo of i-am-skill
    i-am-skill Male 18-29
    17 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 1:01 pm
    Took too long to load, i have no patience. Stupid dial up.


    www.i-am-skill.com

  23. Profile photo of wild_monkeys
    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 1:01 pm
    haha. dumb cow. i dont like beef or milk anyway. im fine
  24. Profile photo of anglatay
    anglatay Female 18-29
    379 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 1:25 pm
    I agree with Jonathan.... GET IN MY BELLY!!!
  25. Profile photo of raph
    raph Male 13-17
    230 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 1:25 pm
    yeah...great...what a freakin waste of 2 minutes of my life!
  26. Profile photo of dablaine
    dablaine Male 18-29
    109 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 1:48 pm
    i thought it was funny "you don`t even want to know what i put in the sour cream" haha
  27. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 1:58 pm
    that cow said hurtful things. i mean its not my fault i ate his kids:-D
  28. Profile photo of Wildcat07070
    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:01 pm
    Ha Ha! That was pretty funny!
  29. Profile photo of burninglace
    burninglace Female 70 & Over
    53 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:05 pm
    Every cow has the right to be that p*ssed... and the right to piss in the milk as well.

    "Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own."
    -- Robert Louis Stevenson

  30. Profile photo of hottlava
    hottlava Female 30-39
    160 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:14 pm
    That made me hungry! Think I`ll have a burger and a glass of milk.:-?
  31. Profile photo of Fockinator
    Fockinator Male 18-29
    52 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:46 pm
    theres no male cows.. get this trash out of here.
  32. Profile photo of callmealice
    callmealice Female 18-29
    435 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:48 pm
    Poor cow. =( He was funny though.
  33. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 3:06 pm
    Wait just a minute. You`ll accept that it`s a talking animal, but not that it`s a male cow?
  34. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 4:18 pm
    I Love THIS COW! IT IS AWESOME!
  35. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 4:32 pm
    Of course there are male cows they just call them bulls...DUUUUUHHH!!! And if there wasn`t any male cows there would be no cows to get into LordJonathan`s belly.

    And I`m REALLY REALLY glad I had soy milk this morning!

  36. Profile photo of Santos_Demin
    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 5:11 pm
    Well, he is a male cow, but he is full of bull.

    You know that message I posted earlier? "I p**sed in it! Pasteurize that, b*tch!"

  37. Profile photo of dinnerbone
    dinnerbone Male 13-17
    340 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 5:19 pm
    humm, i thought my mum was the only talking cow . . .
  38. Profile photo of burninglace
    burninglace Female 70 & Over
    53 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 5:40 pm
    "You know that message I posted earlier? "I p**sed in it! Pasteurize that, b*tch!"

    ^ Maybe it was a trans-sexual female cow taking male hormone therapy.

  39. Profile photo of ace3015
    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 7:27 pm
    lol I just had a double cheeseburger poor cow
  40. Profile photo of MRMike
    MRMike Male 13-17
    217 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 10:26 pm
    lol twee an a hawf yearws old sounds like bugs bunny or sometin
  41. Profile photo of daydreaming
    daydreaming Female 18-29
    115 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 10:30 pm
    Not that funny.
  42. Profile photo of shadpro
    shadpro Male 18-29
    274 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 11:01 pm
    cool, hes a jerk and got what he deserved

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    i wouldnt frag you for practice! (my website)

  43. Profile photo of Wyrenth
    Wyrenth Male 18-29
    251 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 11:20 pm
    I didn`t much enjoy it either. *shrug*
  44. Profile photo of Sw33t_Lipz
    Sw33t_Lipz Female 13-17
    220 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 11:50 pm
    *That milk is for my babies; non-nice individual*
    ROFLAMO over and over that surly is one mad cow!!!
  45. Profile photo of xJmanx
    xJmanx Male 13-17
    62 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 12:15 am
    not that great... but i give it 1 w00t out of 10
  46. Profile photo of Yushi
    Yushi Female 18-29
    412 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 12:18 am
    I can understand why it`s so pissed off.
  47. Profile photo of Chopster
    Chopster Male 30-39
    53 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 1:51 am
    The dialogue was funny, but I didn`t like the cow`s voice.
  48. Profile photo of florescent
    florescent Female 18-29
    134 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 3:07 am
    Boring... a whole bunch of f*cks strung together doesn`t automatically make something funny.
  49. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 4:09 am
    Yeah..I was waiting for the ending.
  50. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 5:51 am
    florescent, you act like all he said was "F**K F**K F**K!"... It was suppose to be how pissed a cow would be if it could think and talk like us. Please, get a sense of humor.
  51. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 2:16 pm
    kul cow!
  52. Profile photo of funkywoof
    funkywoof Male 13-17
    121 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 2:24 pm
    stupid cow.
  53. Profile photo of funkywoof
    funkywoof Male 13-17
    121 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 2:24 pm
    stupid cow
  54. Profile photo of pal666
    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 2:35 pm
    lol
  55. Profile photo of xblade13
    xblade13 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 10:41 pm
    There was something wrong. All cows are female. Meat is just disgusting. If a cow ate you you would be so happy. That cow could have been diseased if u ate it and u died. i would love to see meat eaters have that happen to them. MEAT SUCKS
  56. Profile photo of napalichic
    napalichic Female 18-29
    139 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 1:12 pm
    Really funny ... hated the ending though.
  57. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 12:18 am
    i dint want to drink milk anymore...put a acumm tube on the wife nipples...uhuhuguhug
  58. Profile photo of Majx
    Majx Female 18-29
    230 posts
    August 28, 2005 at 2:00 pm
    Ah i saw this a few years ago. Loved it then..now not so much. Not bad though.
  59. Profile photo of sKanK3234
    sKanK3234 Female 13-17
    19 posts
    August 30, 2005 at 4:20 pm
    omg that was the most awesome thing i`ve ever seen in my life lol wow.. that was good.
  60. Profile photo of Jimbob987
    Jimbob987 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 11:09 am
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:-D:-D
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  61. Profile photo of Jimbob987
    Jimbob987 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    September 9, 2005 at 11:15 am
    O man that is dratING funny
    "drat u and the horse u rod on"
    i luv the comment "u stupid hairless monkey"
  62. Profile photo of shady17
    shady17 Female 13-17
    48 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 12:14 am
    i had baked potatoes and steak for supper tonight!!
  63. Profile photo of shady17
    shady17 Female 13-17
    48 posts
    September 19, 2005 at 12:17 am
    oh, and xblade13, you`re stupid, meat is great! i love it! oh, and yeah all COWS are females, but BULLS aren`t, you don`t see any cows with horns either, do you? they say cow, cuz that`s what most people would think it is anyway.. dumb idiot, so pasturize that, bitch
  64. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    October 2, 2005 at 2:04 pm
    the funny thing is that some cows DO take vacume cleaners to their farmers wifes nipples. lol that cow KICKS ASS!
  65. Profile photo of Beatnik
    Beatnik Female 18-29
    44 posts
    October 5, 2005 at 9:24 pm
    Ok first off, COWS are not MALE.
    We do not eat meat from COWS

    BULLS>male
    COWS-female
    male=steak
    female=milk.

    gah

  66. Profile photo of kic90army
    kic90army Female 13-17
    207 posts
    October 5, 2005 at 9:26 pm
    this cow is my hero!
  67. Profile photo of jake1248
    jake1248 Male 13-17
    100 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 8:17 pm
    Ha.That Was Funny. Nuff Said.:-|
  68. Profile photo of psychodude
    psychodude Female 13-17
    171 posts
    December 26, 2005 at 11:40 am
    lol... funny crap... i wont even tell you what i did to the sour cream! lol... :-D
  69. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    February 12, 2006 at 7:53 am
    That cow was making a valid point.
  70. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    actually you do not know it then cows get too they don`t care what gender it is if it goes to a feed lot/slaughter house

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