Mad Cow

Submitted by: S_J_W 12 years ago in Funny

That"s one angry cow. Warning: Adult Language, a lot of it.
There are 70 comments:
Male 1,918
actually you do not know it then cows get too they don`t care what gender it is if it goes to a feed lot/slaughter house
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Male 1,478
That cow was making a valid point.
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Female 171
lol... funny crap... i wont even tell you what i did to the sour cream! lol... :-D
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Male 100
Ha.That Was Funny. Nuff Said.:-|
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Female 207
this cow is my hero!
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Female 44
Ok first off, COWS are not MALE.
We do not eat meat from COWS

BULLS>male
COWS-female
male=steak
female=milk.

gah

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Male 733
the funny thing is that some cows DO take vacume cleaners to their farmers wifes nipples. lol that cow KICKS ASS!
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Female 48
oh, and xblade13, you`re stupid, meat is great! i love it! oh, and yeah all COWS are females, but BULLS aren`t, you don`t see any cows with horns either, do you? they say cow, cuz that`s what most people would think it is anyway.. dumb idiot, so pasturize that, bitch
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Female 48
i had baked potatoes and steak for supper tonight!!
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Male 2
O man that is dratING funny
"drat u and the horse u rod on"
i luv the comment "u stupid hairless monkey"
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Male 2
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Female 19
omg that was the most awesome thing i`ve ever seen in my life lol wow.. that was good.
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Female 229
Ah i saw this a few years ago. Loved it then..now not so much. Not bad though.
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Male 1,066
i dint want to drink milk anymore...put a acumm tube on the wife nipples...uhuhuguhug
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Female 139
Really funny ... hated the ending though.
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Male 55
There was something wrong. All cows are female. Meat is just disgusting. If a cow ate you you would be so happy. That cow could have been diseased if u ate it and u died. i would love to see meat eaters have that happen to them. MEAT SUCKS
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Male 1,061
lol
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Male 121
stupid cow
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Male 121
stupid cow.
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Female 1,463
kul cow!
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Male 1,465
florescent, you act like all he said was "F**K F**K F**K!"... It was suppose to be how pissed a cow would be if it could think and talk like us. Please, get a sense of humor.
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Male 2,519
Yeah..I was waiting for the ending.
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Female 133
Boring... a whole bunch of f*cks strung together doesn`t automatically make something funny.
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Male 53
The dialogue was funny, but I didn`t like the cow`s voice.
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Female 412
I can understand why it`s so pissed off.
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Male 62
not that great... but i give it 1 w00t out of 10
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Female 220
*That milk is for my babies; non-nice individual*
ROFLAMO over and over that surly is one mad cow!!!
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Male 251
I didn`t much enjoy it either. *shrug*
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Male 274
cool, hes a jerk and got what he deserved

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Female 115
Not that funny.
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Male 217
lol twee an a hawf yearws old sounds like bugs bunny or sometin
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Male 914
lol I just had a double cheeseburger poor cow
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Female 53
"You know that message I posted earlier? "I p**sed in it! Pasteurize that, b*tch!"

^ Maybe it was a trans-sexual female cow taking male hormone therapy.

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Male 339
humm, i thought my mum was the only talking cow . . .
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Male 383
Well, he is a male cow, but he is full of bull.

You know that message I posted earlier? "I p**sed in it! Pasteurize that, b*tch!"

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Female 1,403
Of course there are male cows they just call them bulls...DUUUUUHHH!!! And if there wasn`t any male cows there would be no cows to get into LordJonathan`s belly.

And I`m REALLY REALLY glad I had soy milk this morning!

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Female 395
I Love THIS COW! IT IS AWESOME!
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Male 1,586
Wait just a minute. You`ll accept that it`s a talking animal, but not that it`s a male cow?
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Female 435
Poor cow. =( He was funny though.
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Male 52
theres no male cows.. get this trash out of here.
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Female 160
That made me hungry! Think I`ll have a burger and a glass of milk.:-?
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Female 53
Every cow has the right to be that p*ssed... and the right to piss in the milk as well.

"Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own."
-- Robert Louis Stevenson

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Female 2,035
Ha Ha! That was pretty funny!
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Male 686
that cow said hurtful things. i mean its not my fault i ate his kids:-D
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Male 109
i thought it was funny "you don`t even want to know what i put in the sour cream" haha
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Male 230
yeah...great...what a freakin waste of 2 minutes of my life!
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Female 379
I agree with Jonathan.... GET IN MY BELLY!!!
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Female 683
haha. dumb cow. i dont like beef or milk anyway. im fine
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Male 17
Took too long to load, i have no patience. Stupid dial up.


www.i-am-skill.com

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Male 121
lol, that was funny! But aren`t cows supposed to be girls?
o.O
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Male 88
That... was awesome...
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Male 1,586
Meat is Murder.

No, wait. Not murder... what`s that word I`m looking for??
Oh, yeah. DELICIOUS!

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Male 339
m`eh...:-?
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Male 329
talk about salmonella
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Male 982
very funny "you know thaat milk in your cereal this morning? i p**sed in it!" LOL
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Male 27
pretty damn funny, didn`t like the ending though
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Male 58
lol
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Male 101
Not that funny i thought it was a litte lame.
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Male 157
very good lol i think he shudn`t die lol

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Female 208
Heh, for a hunk of meat he makes some pretty valid points...Funny. :-D
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Female 34
Poor cow...
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Female 211
hehe, this is well funny!heehee :D
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Male 8
you can send in links?

oh. heh. uhhh... i waswondering whos job that was

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Male 160
hahahaha...the cow said b**ch!! funny :-)
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Female 963
That was funny! :-D
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Male 923
Lol, I saw this a few years ago, and it has popped up a couple times since. It`s pretty funny, but I am getting tired of it by now.
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Male 1,348
Get in my BELLY!
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Male 383
Lets see PETA argue with killing that cow.

TokenBabe: Yeah I thought about that. You could think of it like this, youre the first to click Post, the other sent in a link. If youve never sent one in before, try it out. It gives you an idea of how it all works.

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Female 533
LOVE THIS COW!!! Pasturize this, b**ch! Oh man, that`s funny!

btw, does this count as first post if the only person before me id the person who posted it? just wondering.

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Male 1,465
Link: Mad Cow [Rate Link] - That`s one angry cow. Warning: Adult Language, a lot of it.

That`s one angry cow. Warning: Adult Language, a lot of it.

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