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Date: 08/10/05 02:08 AM

46 Responses to Jokes from the Booster Seat

  1. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 2:37 am
    Link: Jokes from the Booster Seat - Jokes from this mans 4year old son. So corny and non sense making that they`re funny.
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    jadedmom Female 30-39
    239 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 2:54 am
    My four year old would love these. Nonsense is her specialty.
  3. Profile photo of sleep4never
    sleep4never Male 18-29
    576 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 2:54 am
    hah..?..i guess..
  4. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 3:07 am
    Oh...nonsensical jokes. hardy-har-har.
  5. Profile photo of Mr.knowItAll
    Mr.knowItAll Male 18-29
    608 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 3:36 am
    Yap Yap Yap...
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    renegadefae Female 13-17
    208 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 3:58 am
    Another link from the sneeze? Steve`s genius, definately recommend bookmarking the site for updates, it`s pretty funny usually.
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    georgiascool Female 13-17
    982 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 5:50 am
    Lol i actually thought those were funny! Because they make no sense at all!
  8. Profile photo of mookie427
    mookie427 Male 13-17
    517 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 6:35 am
    i love the last `joke`
  9. Profile photo of Wagonlover
    Wagonlover Male 18-29
    290 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 7:21 am
    genius
  10. Profile photo of magicmage316
    magicmage316 Male 70 & Over
    478 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 7:59 am
    dear god, theywere bad.
  11. Profile photo of damoo
    damoo Male 18-29
    292 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 8:04 am
    kids on crack
  12. Profile photo of korvus
    korvus Male 18-29
    133 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 8:29 am
    :-(
  13. Profile photo of Titter
    Titter Female 13-17
    333 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 9:27 am
    ha my brither said stuff like that when he was 4or5
  14. Profile photo of EmzeH
    EmzeH Female 13-17
    44 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 10:26 am
    He sure praises his son for these jokes! I love how he`s asking the older generation (if you will) to tell his jokes to an audience. Well, if your not a 4 year old kid and your not sweet then I doubt you`d be able to these jokes off!
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    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
    406 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 10:29 am
    http://www.cafepress.com/ikenimagine
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    crich897 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 10:34 am
    What did the meatball say to the spoon? huh? huh? "GIVE ME BACK MY FACE!" HAHAHHA! HEHEHEE HEESNAW! *SNORT* HAAHAH! THATS HILARIOUS! HA..haha heha...whew...*giggle snort* ha...
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    p4nd4z Female 18-29
    302 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 10:59 am
    i love the last line of the first blog entry. that was the ONLY funny part....
  18. Profile photo of o_blender_o
    o_blender_o Female 13-17
    66 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 11:03 am
    Some of them actually make sence! like this one :

    what did the meatball say to the spoon?
    give me back my face!

    because he saw his reflection in the spoon!,,

    still...really really isnt funny though.

  19. Profile photo of grade4
    grade4 Female 13-17
    870 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 11:13 am
    Ooh - I thought cause the spoon cut the meatball in half and the face part was still on the plate.... Maybe I`m thinking too much..

    Q: "What`s the difference between a shuttle and a satellite?"

    A: "Launching a satellite is really really fun!"

    Someone`s been watching the news lately...

  20. Profile photo of jerrygee
    jerrygee Male 30-39
    19 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 12:08 pm
    nothing cuter and more precious than someone elses 4 year old.... NOT!!! everyone thinks their own kid is special. no one else does.
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    skater5318 Male 13-17
    41 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 12:20 pm
    stuupid jokes if they dont make sense how the hell are they funny just crap theyre only funny cus his kid said them and the story as a bit fate my 4 year old started writing jokes yeah right get a life loser
  22. Profile photo of pencilsharp1
    pencilsharp1 Male 13-17
    423 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 12:37 pm
    ha? ha?
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    bang_ Female 13-17
    276 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 1:44 pm
    The last one was good.
  24. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 1:50 pm
    some of them were funny.ok heres one that really doesnt make sense I just made up.why did the dog eat the chipmunk?BECUASE IT WASENT A MONKEY!!!ahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahhahha!!!!........yeah told you it didnt make sense.hey could someone tell me what the other ones mean.if it does make sense.
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 2:28 pm
    "stuupid jokes if they dont make sense how the hell are they funny just crap theyre only funny cus his kid said them and the story as a bit fate my 4 year old started writing jokes yeah right get a life loser"

    I`ll bet his four-year-old knows what punctuation is.

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    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 2:46 pm
    lol `give me back my face`..heheh
  27. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 2:55 pm
    Q: "What did the meatball say to the spoon?"

    A: "Give me back my face."

    That is genuinly hillarious! rofl!!! omg im keeping that one!

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    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 3:28 pm
    OMG those are sooo awesome!
  29. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 4:18 pm
    I dont know if you really expected people to find this funny...
  30. Profile photo of juddy
    juddy Female 18-29
    91 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 4:26 pm
    im not even sure how to react 2 that. i woz baffled by most of them but it was still nice of the kids dad 2 put the jokes on. he must really luv his son.
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    Caramonjulu Male 13-17
    159 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 5:20 pm
    I love Steve of the Sneeze. I love the Sneeze, period. BTW, you guys should read "Steve, Don`t Eat It!" It rocks.
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    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 5:55 pm
    wow I think every kid does the same hting pretty much. I remeber making up jokes like that and i thought they were funny.
    Here are two I used to say all the time "knock knock"
    "whoes there?"
    "Ant" "ant who?" "ant ate the pizza!" ... yeh I thought it was funny when I was 4.The other one made sence it was knock knock.
    Whoes there?
    Bug
    bug who?
    You bug me and I`ll bug you..
    okie Iam done annoying you ppl now
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    YourFaceIs Female 13-17
    5 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 5:58 pm
    It`s a kid.

    OHGODSOFUNNY.

    Except that it`s a child, thus they`re expected to be dumb.
    If an adult said these, THEN I`d laugh. But only if they were in a different room from me. -_-;

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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 6:31 pm
    Even if he`s four, and adorable, the jokes suck.
  35. Profile photo of Cindy75
    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 6:47 pm
    I think you have to have your own kids to appreciate this one.
  36. Profile photo of fleurdelys
    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 8:32 pm
    I thought the last one was dangerously funny. Better than the meatball one, at least.
  37. Profile photo of IckBee
    IckBee Female 18-29
    116 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 8:44 pm
    How does this kid come up with such randomness?
    This makes my head want to explode
  38. Profile photo of synthetik_00
    synthetik_00 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 10:32 pm
    This is exactly why I want kids. They are so awesome.
  39. Profile photo of jinlush
    jinlush Female 13-17
    49 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 11:16 pm
    lmao... i love kids, and i love those jokes... i cant wait til i have kids
  40. Profile photo of faygo
    faygo Male 30-39
    339 posts
    August 11, 2005 at 12:25 am
    So Cute!
  41. Profile photo of IAmSophistry
    IAmSophistry Male 18-29
    78 posts
    August 11, 2005 at 3:05 am
    Q: "What did the watermelon say to the giraffe?"

    A: "Dale, I`m going to jail!"

    I swear, I wept with laughter. This kid needs his own show.

  42. Profile photo of notkaliesmas
    notkaliesmas Female 70 & Over
    604 posts
    August 11, 2005 at 6:00 pm
    why is everyone getting so worked up about this?

    It`s his website, let him do what he wants.

    It`s cute he cares about his kid enough to talk about him.

    And that he cares enough to listen to his jokes.

  43. Profile photo of IAmSophistry
    IAmSophistry Male 18-29
    78 posts
    August 12, 2005 at 2:55 am
    Incidentally, I wasn`t being sarcastic. I was genuinely amused.
  44. Profile photo of Sopha123
    Sopha123 Female 13-17
    56 posts
    August 15, 2005 at 9:21 am
    hahahahha what did the meatball say to the spoon!
    hohoho good times
  45. Profile photo of mcfly_lover
    mcfly_lover Female 13-17
    321 posts
    December 4, 2005 at 12:13 pm
    Q: "What did the What say to the What?"

    A: "You wanna?!"

  46. Profile photo of mcfly_lover
    mcfly_lover Female 13-17
    321 posts
    December 4, 2005 at 12:15 pm
    lol , I LOVE LITTLE KIDS!!! they r awesome!

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