Jokes from the Booster Seat

Submitted by: hovalady411 12 years ago in Funny
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_jokes_from_the_booster_seat.php

Jokes from this mans 4year old son. So corny and non sense making that they"re funny.
There are 46 comments:
Female 321
lol , I LOVE LITTLE KIDS!!! they r awesome!
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Female 321
Q: "What did the What say to the What?"

A: "You wanna?!"

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Female 56
hahahahha what did the meatball say to the spoon!
hohoho good times
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Male 78
Incidentally, I wasn`t being sarcastic. I was genuinely amused.
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Female 604
why is everyone getting so worked up about this?

It`s his website, let him do what he wants.

It`s cute he cares about his kid enough to talk about him.

And that he cares enough to listen to his jokes.

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Male 78
Q: "What did the watermelon say to the giraffe?"

A: "Dale, I`m going to jail!"

I swear, I wept with laughter. This kid needs his own show.

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Male 339
So Cute!
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Female 49
lmao... i love kids, and i love those jokes... i cant wait til i have kids
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Female 135
This is exactly why I want kids. They are so awesome.
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Female 116
How does this kid come up with such randomness?
This makes my head want to explode
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Female 215
I thought the last one was dangerously funny. Better than the meatball one, at least.
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Female 790
I think you have to have your own kids to appreciate this one.
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Female 2,244
Even if he`s four, and adorable, the jokes suck.
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Female 5
It`s a kid.

OHGODSOFUNNY.

Except that it`s a child, thus they`re expected to be dumb.
If an adult said these, THEN I`d laugh. But only if they were in a different room from me. -_-;

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Female 1,784
wow I think every kid does the same hting pretty much. I remeber making up jokes like that and i thought they were funny.
Here are two I used to say all the time "knock knock"
"whoes there?"
"Ant" "ant who?" "ant ate the pizza!" ... yeh I thought it was funny when I was 4.The other one made sence it was knock knock.
Whoes there?
Bug
bug who?
You bug me and I`ll bug you..
okie Iam done annoying you ppl now
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Male 159
I love Steve of the Sneeze. I love the Sneeze, period. BTW, you guys should read "Steve, Don`t Eat It!" It rocks.
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Female 91
im not even sure how to react 2 that. i woz baffled by most of them but it was still nice of the kids dad 2 put the jokes on. he must really luv his son.
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Female 1,397
I dont know if you really expected people to find this funny...
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Male 979
OMG those are sooo awesome!
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Female 1,395
Q: "What did the meatball say to the spoon?"

A: "Give me back my face."

That is genuinly hillarious! rofl!!! omg im keeping that one!

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Female 782
lol `give me back my face`..heheh
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Male 1,586
"stuupid jokes if they dont make sense how the hell are they funny just crap theyre only funny cus his kid said them and the story as a bit fate my 4 year old started writing jokes yeah right get a life loser"

I`ll bet his four-year-old knows what punctuation is.

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Male 1,808
some of them were funny.ok heres one that really doesnt make sense I just made up.why did the dog eat the chipmunk?BECUASE IT WASENT A MONKEY!!!ahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahhahha!!!!........yeah told you it didnt make sense.hey could someone tell me what the other ones mean.if it does make sense.
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Female 275
The last one was good.
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Male 423
ha? ha?
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Male 41
stuupid jokes if they dont make sense how the hell are they funny just crap theyre only funny cus his kid said them and the story as a bit fate my 4 year old started writing jokes yeah right get a life loser
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Male 19
nothing cuter and more precious than someone elses 4 year old.... NOT!!! everyone thinks their own kid is special. no one else does.
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Female 870
Ooh - I thought cause the spoon cut the meatball in half and the face part was still on the plate.... Maybe I`m thinking too much..

Q: "What`s the difference between a shuttle and a satellite?"

A: "Launching a satellite is really really fun!"

Someone`s been watching the news lately...

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Female 66
Some of them actually make sence! like this one :

what did the meatball say to the spoon?
give me back my face!

because he saw his reflection in the spoon!,,

still...really really isnt funny though.

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Female 302
i love the last line of the first blog entry. that was the ONLY funny part....
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Male 27
What did the meatball say to the spoon? huh? huh? "GIVE ME BACK MY FACE!" HAHAHHA! HEHEHEE HEESNAW! *SNORT* HAAHAH! THATS HILARIOUS! HA..haha heha...whew...*giggle snort* ha...
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Female 44
He sure praises his son for these jokes! I love how he`s asking the older generation (if you will) to tell his jokes to an audience. Well, if your not a 4 year old kid and your not sweet then I doubt you`d be able to these jokes off!
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Female 333
ha my brither said stuff like that when he was 4or5
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Male 133
:-(
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Male 292
kids on crack
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Male 477
dear god, theywere bad.
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Male 290
genius
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Male 517
i love the last `joke`
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Female 982
Lol i actually thought those were funny! Because they make no sense at all!
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Female 208
Another link from the sneeze? Steve`s genius, definately recommend bookmarking the site for updates, it`s pretty funny usually.
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Male 608
Yap Yap Yap...
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Male 2,519
Oh...nonsensical jokes. hardy-har-har.
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Male 576
hah..?..i guess..
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Female 239
My four year old would love these. Nonsense is her specialty.
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Female 1,262
Link: Jokes from the Booster Seat [Rate Link] - Jokes from this mans 4year old son. So corny and non sense making that they`re funny.
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