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Date: 08/25/05 02:03 AM

29 Responses to Genetically Krafted

  1. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 12:52 am
    Link: Genetically Krafted - Learn the truth about Kraft`s products.
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    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 2:08 am
    Is Kraft part of Viacom? If so, they could take over the world.
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    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 2:10 am
    That explains why I saw a 2 headed cow last time I drove out to my grandma`s. That or the Nuclear plant 10 miles down the road.
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    darkcandy Female 13-17
    10 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 2:12 am
    Ahhh. Creepy. Good thing I rarely eat Kraft...If this is even true...Wouldn`t the FDA do something about it?
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    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 2:17 am
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    grinwald Male 18-29
    14 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 2:26 am
    If only that BS Deflector had something to cover your eyes, too.

    Don`t let this stuff scare you. It`s a website put on by a group of organic-food zealots.

    It`s true that Kraft uses genetically modified food products; many food companies do. There is absolutely NO evidence that eating these foods introduces "new DNA strands" or cultivates new allergies or any of that. It`s a load of 100% certified-organic bull.

    The "genetic experiment" they refer to is a cheeky term they employ to describe Kraft`s use of modified foods in their products. This is a device they`re using to make it sounds scarier and more sinister, and I`m sure it works on lots of people, but it`s a lie.

    I love organic food. I shop at Whole Foods (and the locally-owned Magic Mill) all the time. But GM foods are safe and I will continue to consume them unworried until there is even the slightest bit of convincing evidence that they are harmful. These people have an agenda. Very "krafty"

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    Creena Female 13-17
    273 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 2:44 am
    never again...will....i eat mac and cheese
    i never ate mac and cheese in the first place
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    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 3:16 am
    As long as it dosn`t make my little weewee any smaller I don`t care. ;-)
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    MELio74 Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 3:23 am
    Creepy..... I didnt think it was real until the petition link came up.....
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    Homer Jay Male 18-29
    1135 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 6:46 am
    to think the FDA doesn`t test modified food, is a joke. I know I`m KRAFT and I`m gonna risk millions on dollars and hundreds of lawsuits by putting untested food on the market. Lets see what happens, if they get sick and die oh well.
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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 7:49 am
    O..I see two homers on the same page.

    Anyway, we shall see the effects after 10 years later.

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    runnerup Male 18-29
    27 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 9:51 am
    i actually found it funny, but hey, if i do become a mutant, i wanna be wolverine
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    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 10:46 am
    its amazing how many products are made by kraft if u go to the store look really closely and its usualy printed on the back somewhere
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    bakurakat Female 13-17
    46 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 1:01 pm
    meh i don`t eat the stuff so its all good
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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 1:43 pm
    yeh same. oh mountain dew doesnt actually shrink ur dink. it just kills ur sperm. ps. laptops do 2.
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    hottlava Female 30-39
    160 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 4:05 pm
    OMG!! That`s horrible! I`m never eating cheese again. SIKE! I love the stuff and have been eating it for years. Aint killed me yet and I gots no weenie to shrink`s all good.
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    Ruzz5000 Male 60-69
    157 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 6:27 pm
    nice we are all lad mice lol

    Time is like a knife..... slowly and relentlesly.... cuts the cored of life.
    You! Off My Planet!! (My Homepage)

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    tricon Male 18-29
    147 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 6:49 pm
    hey, whoever said anything about mountain dew should take a gander at
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    Ivar Male 18-29
    103 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 9:12 pm
    ah, snopes. The answer to all of life`s questions. But seriously, this flash was completely stupid. Kraft foods suck anyway, though, so don`t bother buying them.
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    florescent Female 18-29
    134 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 12:53 am
    Really dumb... almost everything is genetically modified these days, they even use genetically modified corn to feed livestock.
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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 1:16 am

    I`m going to completely change my entire eating habbits based on a flash animation that I saw after visiting I Am

    After all...the description did say it was the truth.

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    fedabog Male 18-29
    90 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 1:36 am
    Isnt ironic that it is directly under the BS detecter?!??! :-D
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    MorbidNun Female 13-17
    54 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 1:52 am
    that is quite hilarious.
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    x_Xeon_x Male 18-29
    47 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 2:04 am
    Well I say that those hippies who made that should go and stfu. I was watching a show called Bullpoo with Penn and Teller a while ago, and it explains the whole thing. There is nothing to be worried about.
    (If you want to watch it, you may still be able to stream it from winamp)
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    atownorg Male 13-17
    305 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 9:54 pm
    i am never eating kraft again....
    hey look mac and cheese!
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    skaterm Male 18-29
    101 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 12:38 pm
    soft of funny
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    kaylz Female 13-17
    6 posts
    September 11, 2005 at 3:44 pm
    i never thought it was serious till the link came up but i live in scotland anyway so it doesn`t bother me :->
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    redskyblack2 Female 18-29
    203 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 6:50 am
    Do we get to pick our mutant powers?

    Or does it just turn us all into Packer fans?

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    smurfette69 Female 18-29
    300 posts
    April 27, 2007 at 1:01 am
    and to think, i work for Kraft...

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