Genetically Krafted

Submitted by: IAmTheMoose 12 years ago in Weird
http://www.krafty.org/flash/

Learn the truth about Kraft"s products.
There are 29 comments:
Female 300
and to think, i work for Kraft...
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Female 203
Do we get to pick our mutant powers?

Or does it just turn us all into Packer fans?

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Female 6
i never thought it was serious till the link came up but i live in scotland anyway so it doesn`t bother me :->
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Male 101
soft of funny
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Male 305
i am never eating kraft again....
hey look mac and cheese!
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Male 47
Well I say that those hippies who made that should go and stfu. I was watching a show called Bullpoo with Penn and Teller a while ago, and it explains the whole thing. There is nothing to be worried about.
(If you want to watch it, you may still be able to stream it from winamp)
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Female 54
HAHA.
that is quite hilarious.
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Male 90
Isnt ironic that it is directly under the BS detecter?!??! :-D
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Male 2,372
Wow!

I`m going to completely change my entire eating habbits based on a flash animation that I saw after visiting I Am Bored.com

After all...the description did say it was the truth.

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Female 133
Really dumb... almost everything is genetically modified these days, they even use genetically modified corn to feed livestock.
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Male 103
ah, snopes. The answer to all of life`s questions. But seriously, this flash was completely stupid. Kraft foods suck anyway, though, so don`t bother buying them.
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Male 147
hey, whoever said anything about mountain dew should take a gander at www.snopes.com
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Male 157
nice we are all lad mice lol

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Female 160
OMG!! That`s horrible! I`m never eating cheese again. SIKE! I love the stuff and have been eating it for years. Aint killed me yet and I gots no weenie to shrink so....it`s all good.
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Male 1,866
yeh same. oh mountain dew doesnt actually shrink ur dink. it just kills ur sperm. ps. laptops do 2.
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Female 46
meh i don`t eat the stuff so its all good
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Female 782
its amazing how many products are made by kraft if u go to the store look really closely and its usualy printed on the back somewhere
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Male 27
i actually found it funny, but hey, if i do become a mutant, i wanna be wolverine
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Male 2,519
O..I see two homers on the same page.

Anyway, we shall see the effects after 10 years later.

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Male 1,132
to think the FDA doesn`t test modified food, is a joke. I know I`m KRAFT and I`m gonna risk millions on dollars and hundreds of lawsuits by putting untested food on the market. Lets see what happens, if they get sick and die oh well.
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Female 428
Creepy..... I didnt think it was real until the petition link came up.....
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Male 1,348
As long as it dosn`t make my little weewee any smaller I don`t care. ;-)
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Female 273
never again...will....i eat mac and cheese
i never ate mac and cheese in the first place
ehh...whatever
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Male 14
If only that BS Deflector had something to cover your eyes, too.

Don`t let this stuff scare you. It`s a website put on by a group of organic-food zealots.

It`s true that Kraft uses genetically modified food products; many food companies do. There is absolutely NO evidence that eating these foods introduces "new DNA strands" or cultivates new allergies or any of that. It`s a load of 100% certified-organic bull.

The "genetic experiment" they refer to is a cheeky term they employ to describe Kraft`s use of modified foods in their products. This is a device they`re using to make it sounds scarier and more sinister, and I`m sure it works on lots of people, but it`s a lie.

I love organic food. I shop at Whole Foods (and the locally-owned Magic Mill) all the time. But GM foods are safe and I will continue to consume them unworried until there is even the slightest bit of convincing evidence that they are harmful. These people have an agenda. Very "krafty"

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Male 605
AHH I HAD KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE DINNER TODAY FOR LUNCH!!!!
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Female 10
Ahhh. Creepy. Good thing I rarely eat Kraft...If this is even true...Wouldn`t the FDA do something about it?
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Male 383
That explains why I saw a 2 headed cow last time I drove out to my grandma`s. That or the Nuclear plant 10 miles down the road.
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Male 630
Is Kraft part of Viacom? If so, they could take over the world.
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Male 1,343
Link: Genetically Krafted [Rate Link] - Learn the truth about Kraft`s products.
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