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Date: 08/26/05 02:20 AM

44 Responses to Burleson Consulting Dress Code

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 1:20 am
    Link: Burleson Consulting Dress Code - Kind of funny how detailed this is.
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    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 2:27 am
    wow, this guys got it ALL covered, im set incase I need a...uh...dress code....
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    beanboy Male 13-17
    321 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 2:32 am
    This is real...?
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    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 3:00 am
    Meh, I went to a Catholic highschool, I`ve seen worse. They do use more colorful examples of what is unacceptable, but still pretty simple. They dont cover a lot of stuff though. According to this, technically you could come to work with a black t-shirt that says fck me underneath your oxford shirt, a cheese hat, 14 skull rings, a midget named Joe(as long as you can pass him off as a necktie George Bush would wear), and a bunch of other stuff.
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    Ghostfire Male 13-17
    3 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 4:01 am
    No Neanderthal-style single eyebrows are allowed, and you should shave any loose hair on your forehead or the PALMS OF YOUR HANDS.

    Oh those naughty consultants, didn`t their parents teach them?

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    LilKelc Female 13-17
    283 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 5:01 am
    Hah Quite Funy
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    kegpiece Female 70 & Over
    8 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 5:05 am
    Ha! They have it all covered.
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    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 6:09 am
    they dnt like hair do they
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    coolzone Male 40-49
    28 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 9:05 am
    Is that real/true?
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    Ruzz5000 Male 60-69
    157 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 9:45 am
    i will do wot i wana thanks for the tips

    Time is like a knife..... slowly and relentlesly.... cuts the cored of life.
    You! Off My Planet!! (My Homepage)

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    jadedmom Female 30-39
    239 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 10:20 am
    The hair on the palms had me wondering.
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    joeyhndc Male 18-29
    332 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 10:24 am
    And saying Hawaii is a seperate tropical nation. Also, they mention that derby hats are acceptable, but in the hat pictures, it says that derby hats are distinctly british and unallowed.
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    bandits1111 Female 18-29
    152 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 10:29 am
    Let`s all look the same and be robots shall we? What is up with women not wearing pants? "Our clients dictate the dress code" Hmmm...could it be that a majority of those clients you are meeting with (Fortune 500 companies) are mostly men? Not being completely sexist here. Honestly, the women`s code wasn`t that bad (he forgot to mention hoisery) but I don`t see what can be wrong with wearing pants!? Skirts are for girls and pants are for boys went out in the 30s. Get with the times man!
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    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 11:06 am
    b.s. million dollar deals are done in Dockers and a golf shirt. If one of these tight a$$es showed up at my company, I`d turn them away..
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    XXN-A-T-ZXX Female 13-17
    123 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 12:21 pm
    i have to wear a pink shirt for my uniform. I`d prefer that ANYDAY.
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    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 12:29 pm
    "Tie - Must be conservative, nothing George Bush wouldn`t wear."

    Is that Herbert Walker or "Dubba"? This list is so vague how could it be any use to anyone?

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    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 12:38 pm
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    DJ_jason Male 30-39
    667 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 2:47 pm
    Just think...People go to four or more years of college to wind up in a job like that.
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    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 3:25 pm
    boy they are obsessed with having shiny shoes.. i reckon the manager has some sort of fetish. He definately needs to go into some kind of therapy. And medieval shoes aren`t fashionable in europe...
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    chelsea10011 Female 13-17
    105 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 4:34 pm
    omg that guy is so effin stoopid however worked at that place must have it hard and i dont get why he even made that stupid thing
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    renegadefae Female 13-17
    208 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 5:02 pm
    For females: shave arms if necessary.

    This is pretty strict. >.<

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    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 5:08 pm
    for all sexes: if your face is kind of asymetrical, get plastic surgery before reporting to the office
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    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 5:54 pm
    If your nuts hang more than 5 inches below your belt, have them removed.


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    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 7:15 pm
    Females with facial hair are required to shave

    Girls who shave their faces gross me out! Is waxing not allowed or something? I think the guy has OCD.

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    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 8:11 pm
    HAHAHA Mooseyfate.
    Wow I could NEVER work for that place. I have a hard enough time dealing with people telling me what to do as it is. I couldn`t imagine that crap! Those clients are really stupid if they really care that much about what others look like and dress like. Get a life!!!
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    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 8:12 pm
    What`s wrong with that guy?
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    jtc970 Male 13-17
    337 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 8:28 pm
    I don`t see anything wrong with it. I wish more places did this. Someone has every right to want their employees to look a certain way. It`s his business, if there is a problem with it, work somewhere else.
    McDonalds and fast food places have it bad, look what you have to wear there. I just wish they would implement a "Pop your zits before work" policy
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    BeautyToAsh Female 18-29
    298 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 9:27 pm
    Haha, I will never work for them.
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    kraftycows Female 13-17
    63 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 11:14 pm
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    lexmex Female 18-29
    458 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 11:36 pm
    If this is not clear, watch the lawyers on an episode of Law & Order on television.
    i thought that was the funniest
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    lexmex Female 18-29
    458 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 11:39 pm
    i saw the palms of ur hands thing ppl dont even have pores on their palms so how could they have hair....
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    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    August 27, 2005 at 12:03 am
    how the crap do people find this stuff.
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    cheapleis138 Male 30-39
    120 posts
    August 27, 2005 at 2:20 am
    Do a little searching on the site. You will eventually find this listed under "Burleson humor articles:" It`s called comedy, even when it isn`t that funny.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    August 27, 2005 at 12:44 pm
    Man, this guy is way too much into "crisp" clothing. He must be related to George Costanza: "Crispy crisp!!"
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    tricon Male 18-29
    147 posts
    August 27, 2005 at 2:31 pm
    Skirt Suit - No pants allowed, ever.

    This sets feminism back...around...200 years or so

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    tricon Male 18-29
    147 posts
    August 27, 2005 at 2:32 pm
    You should always shave legs (if wearing skirts)


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    snchpnz Male 18-29
    8 posts
    August 27, 2005 at 4:25 pm
    Since when is Hawaii was a foreign nation?
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    Borommakot Male 18-29
    88 posts
    August 27, 2005 at 8:20 pm
    Note to self...

    Deliberately dull-down the non-toe areas of my shoes, if I go and work there, or at a place where I must abide by that dress code...

    This crap is so so so very lame...

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    Killbot2000 Male 18-29
    124 posts
    August 28, 2005 at 3:35 am
    The guy isn`t saying everybody should dress like this, it is just a job requirement. Presenting yourself to the customers so you don`t get negative reactions. Big businesses want their employees to look professional. I don`t see what is wrong with that.
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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    August 28, 2005 at 1:02 pm
    yeah I think with alot of workplaces these rules would be obselete. With all the variations of suits and other buisness clothing it looks like its basically as long as you`re dressed cleanly and professionally your fine. Having your shirt untucked is even slowly begining to slip into the work place as the younger generation is starting to become the majority in the work force.
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    yakboy Male 18-29
    22 posts
    August 28, 2005 at 9:17 pm
    For God`s sake, get a dictionary and look up the word "satire".
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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    August 28, 2005 at 9:35 pm
    No joke.

    I saw a serious memo sent out to the entire staff at an Andersen Consulting office that suggested men tape paper or band-aids across their nipples if they become visible on hot days through their white shirts.

    The rest of the memo had all this stuff and more. The only difference between that memo and this web site is that these guys have a bit of a sense of humour about it.

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    oig0il Female 18-29
    42 posts
    August 30, 2005 at 6:19 am
    hrmm...i guess padded bras for the ladies would be a standard at Andersen Consulting as well? or is it alright for those to be seen when a cold breeze goes by hehehe
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    RedRen Female 70 & Over
    209 posts
    September 7, 2005 at 10:54 am
    o m g...

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