Bumper Sticker Sayings

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny
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A list of funny sayings from bumper stickers.
There are 30 comments:
Male 414
shame we don`t have those in england.....
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Male 101
Great, I love the food one
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Male 2,519
“Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake”

Haha..

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Female 712
Lol
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Female 1,468
Yeah, I liked mooseyfate`s better.
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Female 1,403
Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
Oh, how I wish I had that bumper sticker...
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Male 851
and it should be "Save the Whales - collect the whole set."
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Male 851
Heck was created for those who refuse to believe in Gosh.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
Fight crime: shoot back.
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
We are the people your parents warned you about.
Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
So you`re a feminist. Isn`t that cute?
I love children - they`re delicious!
I`m not a vegetarian because I love animals, but because I hate plants.
Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Don`t drink and drive - if you hit a bump you spill your beer.
--The Mammoth Book of Humor
sorry for extremely long posts
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Female 36
THOSE ARE FUNNY!
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Male 851
here we go:
Be Alert. The world needs more Lerts.
Go ahead and honk, I`m reloading.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
Kids in the backseat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Jesus is coming, look busy!
I love my wife - and for $25 you can too!
Horn broken, watch for finger.
Honk if the twins fall out.
Today is the day for decisive action. Or is it?
Mafia staff car.
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your genes.
To all you virgins - thanks for nothing.
Welcome to Utah! Set your watch back 20 years.
Procrastinate now!
I think someone`s been messing with my anti-paranoia medicine.
I wouldn`t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
I plan to live forever - so far, so good.
Corduroy pillows - they`re making headlines!
Preserve nature - pickle a squirrel.
Say no to shampoo - demand real poo.
Save the whales - co
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Female 380
I like bumper stickers, but most of these were just stupid pick-up lines. Ew.
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Female 1,252
“I think, therefore I’m dangerous” - Have a t-shirt with the saying
“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, ‘Implants?’” - Just funny
“Constipated people don’t give a crap” - Love the pun :)
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Female 982
Some of them were funny.
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Male 67
cool
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Male 226
neat.
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Male 101
Some are really funny i wouldn`t mind having a couple on my car.
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Male 157
ha quite funny

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Female 123
"Santa is jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live" lol.
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Female 208
I say the best one I`ve seen is the "Republicans for Voldemort" one on a car the other day. Classic, I love funny bumper stickers.
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Female 14
[quote]On 8/23/2005 4:36:30 AM artistchick7 wrote: Some of the bumper stickers were good. Yet a lot of them were lame.[/quote]
True!
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Female 144
^yep same ^
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Female 963
Some of the bumper stickers were good. Yet a lot of them were lame.
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Male 923
Lol, the only really good one was the last one “If you like Hanson, honk 3 times and run into a tree”, heh heh, that got a chuckle from me.
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Female 43
These seemed pretty lame to me. One of them made me smirk a bit, but I forgot which one... not funny enough to remember. :(
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Male 383
I guess that just says something about the people who would actually buy those, Ivar.
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Male 103
Why were so many of those bad pick-up lines?
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Female 2,144
I Hate Bumper Stickers, But I Did Like Some Of Them Sayings.
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Male 383
Heh heh. Gotta get me some of those.

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

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Male 101
first post! ... i am bored has floood control! what do ya know?!
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Male 10,115
Link: Bumper Sticker Sayings [Rate Link] - A list of funny sayings from bumper stickers.
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