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Date: 08/23/05 02:17 AM

30 Responses to Bumper Sticker Sayings

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 1:36 am
    Link: Bumper Sticker Sayings - A list of funny sayings from bumper stickers.
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    PeanutBetter Male 13-17
    101 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:28 am
    first post! ... i am bored has floood control! what do ya know?!
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    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:28 am
    Heh heh. Gotta get me some of those.

    100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

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    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:51 am
    I Hate Bumper Stickers, But I Did Like Some Of Them Sayings.
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    Ivar Male 18-29
    103 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:52 am
    Why were so many of those bad pick-up lines?
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    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 3:05 am
    I guess that just says something about the people who would actually buy those, Ivar.
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    RenshBreni Female 30-39
    43 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 4:16 am
    These seemed pretty lame to me. One of them made me smirk a bit, but I forgot which one... not funny enough to remember. :(
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    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 4:28 am
    Lol, the only really good one was the last one “If you like Hanson, honk 3 times and run into a tree”, heh heh, that got a chuckle from me.
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    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 4:36 am
    Some of the bumper stickers were good. Yet a lot of them were lame.
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    s_a_m_m_ii_e Female 13-17
    144 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 7:04 am
    ^yep same ^
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    ARGH-ebul Female 13-17
    14 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 7:18 am
    On 8/23/2005 4:36:30 AM artistchick7 wrote: Some of the bumper stickers were good. Yet a lot of them were lame.
    True!
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    renegadefae Female 13-17
    208 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 7:30 am
    I say the best one I`ve seen is the "Republicans for Voldemort" one on a car the other day. Classic, I love funny bumper stickers.
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    XXN-A-T-ZXX Female 13-17
    123 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 8:04 am
    "Santa is jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live" lol.
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    Ruzz5000 Male 60-69
    157 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 8:12 am
    ha quite funny

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    Time is like a knife..... slowly and relentlesly.... cuts the cored of life.
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    Jello_eater Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 9:45 am
    Some are really funny i wouldn`t mind having a couple on my car.
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    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 12:47 pm
    neat.
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    drew29 Male 13-17
    67 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 12:51 pm
    cool
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    georgiascool Female 13-17
    982 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 1:25 pm
    Some of them were funny.
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    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 2:09 pm
    “I think, therefore I’m dangerous” - Have a t-shirt with the saying
    “I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, ‘Implants?’” - Just funny
    “Constipated people don’t give a crap” - Love the pun :)
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    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 3:09 pm
    I like bumper stickers, but most of these were just stupid pick-up lines. Ew.
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    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 4:39 pm
    here we go:
    Be Alert. The world needs more Lerts.
    Go ahead and honk, I`m reloading.
    So many pedestrians, so little time.
    Kids in the backseat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
    Jesus is coming, look busy!
    I love my wife - and for $25 you can too!
    Horn broken, watch for finger.
    Honk if the twins fall out.
    Today is the day for decisive action. Or is it?
    Mafia staff car.
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your genes.
    To all you virgins - thanks for nothing.
    Welcome to Utah! Set your watch back 20 years.
    Procrastinate now!
    I think someone`s been messing with my anti-paranoia medicine.
    I wouldn`t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
    Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
    Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
    I plan to live forever - so far, so good.
    Corduroy pillows - they`re making headlines!
    Preserve nature - pickle a squirrel.
    Say no to shampoo - demand real poo.
    Save the whales - co
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    bandgeek13 Female 18-29
    36 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 4:45 pm
    THOSE ARE FUNNY!
  23. Profile photo of mooseyfate
    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 4:48 pm
    Heck was created for those who refuse to believe in Gosh.
    If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
    Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
    Fight crime: shoot back.
    Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
    We are the people your parents warned you about.
    Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
    So you`re a feminist. Isn`t that cute?
    I love children - they`re delicious!
    I`m not a vegetarian because I love animals, but because I hate plants.
    Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.
    On the other hand, you have different fingers.
    Don`t drink and drive - if you hit a bump you spill your beer.
    --The Mammoth Book of Humor
    sorry for extremely long posts
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    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 4:48 pm
    and it should be "Save the Whales - collect the whole set."
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    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 5:03 pm
    Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
    Oh, how I wish I had that bumper sticker...
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    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 5:10 pm
    Yeah, I liked mooseyfate`s better.
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    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 11:41 pm
    Lol
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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 3:40 am
    “Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake”

    Haha..

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    skaterm Male 18-29
    101 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 12:25 pm
    Great, I love the food one
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    M3NACE Male 18-29
    414 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 1:13 pm
    shame we don`t have those in england.....

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