Blazingly Fast Computer for Sale

Submitted by: revcmoney 11 years ago Funny
http://www.supermasterpiece.com/features/stephen/stephen05_ebay.html

E-bay auction for a computer so fast ""it"s like touching the mind of God"".
There are 28 comments:
Male 167
ten years ago this would have been HOT!
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Male 167
i hope everyone realizes this is a parody.
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Male 90
It can coculate multipliaction with the push of a button? i have one of those...cept i call it a calculator
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Male 203
WOW! The mind of God! It`s a shame I probably can`t afford it. . .

Him: Not true, we offer a 12 month extended payment plan with a 5 year warranty option!

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Male 904
AND everyone is forgetting that 3 seconds after this comp was made Bill gates made one slightly better
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Female 354
BWAHAHAHAHA
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Male 459
lmao, my sh¡t can run faster than that after sitting in the sun for 3 days! LMAO WHO WOULD BUY THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?? 4 whole whopping gigs! i have 600 gigs right now in my dual hd comp! LMAO!
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Male 851
and maybe I can sell my portable* top-of-the-line N64

*note:it`s only portable if you have a power converter and tv screen that you carry around with you

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Male 206
that`s the joke, first off
-No monitor
-No Keyboard
-No Mouse
-A P.O.S. old mac probably slower than a 486

I bet everyone would take the wine though...

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Female 982
WTF!? Who would want that piece of crap
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Male 667
Man, this had me ROLLIN`!
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Male 226
He does make a good case, but I`d only bid on it if I could get the monitor, wine and candle with it.
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Female 1,603
Haha that description is funny. I wish I could get a faster computer so I can use my dvd making software. :( I need something that can let me hook my vcr up to my computer though...
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Female 870
Actually, it might be real cause there is a macman3000 on ebay...
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Female 870
oh, wait..
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Female 870
There`s also no such category as Everything Else > Metaphysical
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Male 203
WOW! The mind of God! It`s a shame I probably can`t afford it. . .

Him: Not true, we offer a 12 month extended payment plan with a 5 year warranty option!

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Male 1,030
another fake.. item number 4120555015 doesn`t exist. and Ruzz - stop that tagline crapola.
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Male 157
nice stuff i guess

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Female 683
i sold an air guitar on ebay. i got £7 for it
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Female 207
Im tired. o.O
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Male 424
lol
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Male 1,465
Wow, talk about putting a dress on a pig… He defiantly points for style though.
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Male 517
hehe yeah or door-to-door salesman selling dusters
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Male 1,348
this chucklehead would make a good used car salesmen
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Male 383
My ass is faster than that. And it has bluetooth, and wifi, and a touchscreen. Yeah, that last one`s my favorite too.
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Male 605
spiffy stuff, but, seriously, who`d pay for that!?
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Male 8
Link: Blazingly Fast Computer for Sale [Rate Link] - E-bay auction for a computer so fast ``it`s like touching the mind of God``.
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