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Date: 08/26/05 02:13 AM

28 Responses to Blazingly Fast Computer for Sale

  1. Profile photo of revcmoney
    revcmoney Male 30-39
    8 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 12:32 am
    Link: Blazingly Fast Computer for Sale - E-bay auction for a computer so fast ``it`s like touching the mind of God``.
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    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 2:20 am
    spiffy stuff, but, seriously, who`d pay for that!?
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    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 2:39 am
    My ass is faster than that. And it has bluetooth, and wifi, and a touchscreen. Yeah, that last one`s my favorite too.
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    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 2:48 am
    this chucklehead would make a good used car salesmen
  5. Profile photo of mookie427
    mookie427 Male 13-17
    517 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 4:32 am
    hehe yeah or door-to-door salesman selling dusters
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    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 5:33 am
    Wow, talk about putting a dress on a pig… He defiantly points for style though.
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    Game_MP Male 13-17
    425 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 6:44 am
    lol
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    rosie223366 Female 13-17
    207 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 8:39 am
    Im tired. o.O
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    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 8:55 am
    i sold an air guitar on ebay. i got £7 for it
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    Ruzz5000 Male 60-69
    157 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 9:35 am
    nice stuff i guess

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    You! Off My Planet!! (My Homepage)

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    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 11:12 am
    another fake.. item number 4120555015 doesn`t exist. and Ruzz - stop that tagline crapola.
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    JonnyL900 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 1:30 pm
    WOW! The mind of God! It`s a shame I probably can`t afford it. . .

    Him: Not true, we offer a 12 month extended payment plan with a 5 year warranty option!

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    grade4 Female 13-17
    870 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 1:54 pm
    There`s also no such category as Everything Else > Metaphysical
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    grade4 Female 13-17
    870 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 1:55 pm
    oh, wait..
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    grade4 Female 13-17
    870 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 1:58 pm
    Actually, it might be real cause there is a macman3000 on ebay...
  16. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 2:18 pm
    Haha that description is funny. I wish I could get a faster computer so I can use my dvd making software. :( I need something that can let me hook my vcr up to my computer though...
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    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 2:29 pm
    He does make a good case, but I`d only bid on it if I could get the monitor, wine and candle with it.
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    DJ_jason Male 30-39
    667 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 2:50 pm
    Man, this had me ROLLIN`!
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    georgiascool Female 13-17
    982 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 3:05 pm
    WTF!? Who would want that piece of crap
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    oumaverick Male 18-29
    206 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 4:53 pm
    that`s the joke, first off
    -No monitor
    -No Keyboard
    -No Mouse
    -A P.O.S. old mac probably slower than a 486

    I bet everyone would take the wine though...

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    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 5:16 pm
    and maybe I can sell my portable* top-of-the-line N64

    *note:it`s only portable if you have a power converter and tv screen that you carry around with you

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    RckJmesBjtch Male 18-29
    459 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 6:47 pm
    lmao, my sh¡t can run faster than that after sitting in the sun for 3 days! LMAO WHO WOULD BUY THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?? 4 whole whopping gigs! i have 600 gigs right now in my dual hd comp! LMAO!
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    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 7:44 pm
    BWAHAHAHAHA
  24. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 9:45 pm
    AND everyone is forgetting that 3 seconds after this comp was made Bill gates made one slightly better
  25. Profile photo of JonnyL900
    JonnyL900 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    August 27, 2005 at 5:26 pm
    WOW! The mind of God! It`s a shame I probably can`t afford it. . .

    Him: Not true, we offer a 12 month extended payment plan with a 5 year warranty option!

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    VivaLaBooty Male 13-17
    90 posts
    September 2, 2005 at 5:59 pm
    It can coculate multipliaction with the push of a button? i have one of those...cept i call it a calculator
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    j-allan Male 30-39
    167 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 7:29 am
    i hope everyone realizes this is a parody.
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    j-allan Male 30-39
    167 posts
    October 31, 2005 at 7:30 am
    ten years ago this would have been HOT!

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