40 Reasons Why It`s Wonderful To Be A Woman

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago Funny
http://click.davesdaily.com/?id=286a--sr=47

Example: A woman can never be blamed if it"s wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.
There are 77 comments:
Female 74
Yeah, funny....but lame. AND STOP WHINING ABOUT IT!
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Female 335
i can think of points 10 times better then them.. they were stupid
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Female 113
seriously people, get over your selves!!! your going from one extreme to another!
who acctually said that all men are sexist pigs? i seemed to have missed that!
its a joke deal with it!
if one about men was made do u really think that a similar argument would b happening right now??
and whoever said that all women should stay in the kitchen deserves a beating of a lifetime because women down belong in the kitchen...something called equality happened people! start living today not 50 years ago!
please people....lighten up
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Female 2,244
They`re not funny. They`re real.
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Female 9
>sigh< that list was annoying, just like a bunch of these comments. and strangely enough, I`m sympathizing with some of these guys. Guys are a lot of fun, especially the guys I know. hahaha!
And don`t forget now, we`re all equal in the eyes of aliens who want to kill us all. :) (sorry, meds and war of the worlds happen)
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Male 2,510
"I think all you guys are whiney wimps. Who cares its just for fun.

But if it had of been 40 reason why men are better than women there would be the same comments from YOU...so STFU plz...

AND YES I INDEED COULD SMELL FEMENISM!

I found this link to be annoying as hell i gave it a 1 it sucks...

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Male 1,523
I don`t know enough about females to get these...
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Male 1,033
[quote]On 8/21/2005 2:30:22 AM M3ssenjah wrote: I SMELL FEMINISM.[/quote]

Is this like Jack and the Bean stalk? "Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum I smell the blood of a..." actually, I`m not going to finish that sentance

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Female 47
some of it was true but some were false.
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Male 12
Most of these are simply bigoted and sexist, not to mention vicious, stereotypes.

Pure bull-sh*t. Not all men are evil, sex obsessed, pigs. Thanks for being hypocritical and adding to all the problems in today`s society. *thumbs up*

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Female 289
People get way to excited over these things, it`s just a joke on how society views men and women. There`s tons of reasons why its better to be a man #1: Don`t ever have to suffer the physical pain of child birth #2..you don`t menstrate...etc. So enjoy it as it is, and everyone stop whining
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Female 160
I can make a list of the top 40 reasons it sucks to be a woman!!
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Male 119
Bored_Turkey, I ask the same question.

ONLY ONE CHROMOSOME DIFFERS FROM THE OTHER SEX!

Get over the differences, and take jokes people.

-Fermented

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Female 171
Why is there so much arguing on this site... Yeesh.
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Male 274
^ damn!!! that sounded whimpy...
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Male 274
no, actually science has proven that they go through the maturing(hehe) period faster than boys witch would explain why some of em are real
b itches once men catch up: they havent been hormonely or sexually satisfied for the time when they wanted to and now they just dont care.
plz dont take me as a sexist i just said some cause ive had a lot of trouble with women.slapping.punching.gonadkicking.verbal abuse in front of the whole damn werld(everyone still says i got burned by a girl even the girls). ive only met 3 girls besides family that have ever been nice to me. of course my favorite who was my gf for no appearent reason tried to gang beat me with some of her friends, they were such wimps i got away with ease, but not without leaving a mark... ahhh, that felt good
but ill stop telling you my life story now bye
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Female 48
Meh. I didn`t find that very funny. =\ The only thing that got a laugh out of me was 18, solely because of how very wrong it is.
And a lot of you really need to lighten up, man. It`s just a stupid list posted on the internet.
And about the maturity thing... puberty isn`t what they meant, I don`t think, it`s more of a mental maturity thing. Take me for example, I hit puberty about five years ago and I still giggle when someone mentions mammary glands.
Hehehe... boobies.
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Female 963
It was okay. Some were fuuny.
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Male 341
Funny & kinda true,
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Female 77
40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.
Everything I tuch diesB-|
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Female 220
19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. lol true
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Female 104
[quote]On 8/21/2005 3:11:37 AM Yushi wrote: Anime ....*_* Yeah when i saw that reason, I went: um, not for me and a million other anime fans out there! [/quote]
true
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Male 851
I`m not going to inuslt women because too much of my life depends on not being hated by them but I`ll add number three
3.if it gets hot out we can just take out shirts off
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Male 81
Things about being a guy:
1. We dont have to worry about PMS (yay)
2. We get to be president
3...
Add your own!
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Female 1,403
Some girls are really stupid, I know that not all guys are nasty pigs, there are some of them, but not all of them! So girls who think all men are pigs, stop drooling over them already! Damn, people!
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Male 3,060
10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).
....is this really a bad thing???

oh! and they forgot a biggie!!!: once a month, woman drain blood and tissue from their bodies!

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Male 194
Men don`t have to picture a woman naked. They wear the skimpiest clothing already that they practically are naked already. All the time.
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Male 329
man... being a dude sucks. wheres my knife?
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Male 477
[quote]On 8/21/2005 5:32:00 PM x_MaGGoT_x wrote: I found that to be very annoying. I HATE people like that. Women are no better than men, and men are no better than women. Someone make 40 reasons why its better to be a man please...And I say this because I can imagine how annoying this one would be if I was a man.[/quote]
You are a smart newb! Two cool points for you!
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Male 1,420
no us guys are not whiney wimps, we (most of us?)are sick and drating tired of women thinking all men are pigs, and how they think everyone is so sexist and all that bullpoo.
and you say were never happy? with what? whiney bitches like you? dont take your period out on us because nobody wants to hear it.
of course you like this link, this link is your whole life. this is how you feel about everything. if something goes wrong, you probly always blame a man. sure people like Naoscaire and
M3ssenjah are annoying and sexist, but your really no better than them if you think all men are pigs.
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Female 144
You guys need to shut the f*CK up.

get over yourselves...seriously.

you guys are never happy. ever. apparently this is too feminist....but something else is too sexist.

ffs.

oh and by the way: i like this link...mmmkay? guys: sucks to be you.

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Female 220
[quote]On 8/21/2005 3:11:37 AM Yushi wrote: Anime ....*_* Yeah when i saw that reason, I went: um, not for me and a million other anime fans out there! [/quote]

I agree what about the fangirls, otakus, yaoi fans they exisit too. They odvioustly haven`t met me or my friends or any of the advove montioned people.

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Female 9
I found that to be very annoying. I HATE people like that. Women are no better than men, and men are no better than women. Someone make 40 reasons why its better to be a man please...And I say this because I can imagine how annoying this one would be if I was a man.
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Female 3
I don`t see why people are making such a big deal over this. I thought it was amusing. It doesn`t say `40 reasons why women are better than men`, so get over it. All this competition between who`s better really irks my pickle. >-( :-P
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Male 371
another reason its good to be a woman...if you get fired or dont get chosen for a promotion you can declare your boss as sexist and sue the company for $500,000. yeah it was kinda funny but you know if a 40 reasons its good to be a guy came out there would be protests
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Female 17
I think all you guys are whiney wimps. Who cares its just for fun. If you havent looked the this is i am bored. It obviously entertained you for a minute or two.
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Female 380
"Woman shouldn`t be allowed behind the wheel of a car, they cause all the accidents and are stupid when it comes to mechanics." Naoscaire, if you look up car crashes and DUI charges, women are just as, or less, involved than men generally. And there are female mechanics and women who know how to take care of cars and such. I think you are just spewing out all that crap because you feel insecure.
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Female 215
You know, m3ssenjah, we dont _have_ to shave if you guys dont appreciate it. :P Oh come on. You would find it funny and girls would scream if someone wrote a list like that about men. Just make one if it makes you poor things feel better.
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Male 274
darn it sarahofborg i used to have a vash one...
but when i turned 18 i decided to change my profile pic! i dont know why i did that cause vash IS better than megaman... okay but off point, anyway yea those are all poo. women: you really dont know how good you have it, if i ever find the right woman itll be one that treats me as an equal. not lke, wel i guess it just runs in the family...
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Male 1,866
haha. oh yea, there`s some really funny anti- women stuff on funnyjunk.com
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Male 1,866
anime is dumb. i totally agree with m3ssenjah. i hate seeing all this girl power and stuff, its really annoying. Girls are always mad about how some guys are sexist but they don`t realize how sexist THEY are with all they`re girls are better and those dumb shirts.- shizz out
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Male 80
5 reasons why women should shut up:
1. They live in the goddamn kitchen, so start making some food, woman.
2. They cover the bathroom like American troops in iraq.
3. ( Toobis reference ) If a woman farts, it`s like it smells like cinnamon buns, if a man farts right after, the woman will go ape on him.
4. The amount of hair that they DO shave and what ends up in the bathtub/sink/toilet is DISGUSTING.
5. Refer to number 1.
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Male 211
Thats why im proud to be a woman!=)
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Male 101
"Example: A woman can never be blamed if it`s wet on the floor around the toilet bowl."

*sigh* i feel guilty.

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Female 53
"Woman shouldn`t be allowed behind the wheel of a car, they cause all the accidents and are stupid when it comes to mechanics."

And how does a generalisation like that make you any better than the idiot who wrote the list?

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Male 571
Woman shouldn`t be allowed behind the wheel of a car, they cause all the accidents and are stupid when it comes to mechanics.
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Male 1,030
women spend too much time figuring out what they have that men don`t...
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Male 133
i gave this a 1...... women have it all :(
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Male 133
totally not fair to men.........
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Female 854
lol, males r giving it 1, girls r givin it 4.
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Male 81
same here... i did have a rant but i thought it was just slightly off topic so i moved it to my wordpad.
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Male 477
I give this a...1!
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Female 395
I dissagree with 18 and 2. But the rest was great!

And 16, cause my friend Liz likes to tell me about it...blegh.

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Female 53
Uhh... bullsh*t.

Bullsh*t and more than a little sexist towards males.

I give it a -1.

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Male 1,420
16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know. true, but they have more to shave, so this is not necessarily a benefit. ill be back later to disprove more :P
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Male 1,420
9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice. again, men either dont care, or are trying to me "manly" and act like they dont care.
10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all). whats your point? and yes, unless they die before puberty, EVERYBODY matures, this is just stereotypical.
11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman`s problems. yes theyre called menstral problems.
12. Women don`t feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers. because they wont get hit-on or even stared at.
13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. no, its probly just a stereoptype.
14. Women know the truth about whether size matters... yes and it depends on wsho you ask. of course they would know, because they know what THEY want.
15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time. another stereotype of men. not all men are competitive like that.
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Male 1,420
2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she`ll think she`s gay. its because men are suppose to be all tough and strong and all that, and has nothing to do with being a woman.
3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. men dont have to, they juast want to:P plus, not all men do that
4. A woman can never be blamed if it`s wet on the floor around the toilet bowl. yes they can, just not for the same reason.
5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it`s because she was being emotionally neglected. thats because male stereotypes want only sex, and probly dont treat their wives right.
6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time. i can too, that is just another stereotype of men.
7. Women live longer than men. ususally. some married men want to die first :P
8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes. men dont care.
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Male 82
that list was very very stupid. list no. 18 haha lol sooooooo not true
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Female 132
No offense to the list..but..err..everything on it was pretty obvious...
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Male 904
I agree wiv bigbonny if u r a straight, white male you cant say anything to critisize any1 without being sexist, racist, agist, homophobic etc.
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Male 203
Yaoi? *Stomach churns*

Yaoi fans might find this funny: http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?dat...

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Female 304
i disagree with 18 too
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Male 2,216
What about point 41? Women can make lists like this and it`s seen as funny, if a man does it, it`s seen as sexist. (It`s true, how many forms of femenism are there compared to "masculinism" ?)
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Female 854
"Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game" wrong! LOL
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Female 683
some of the stuff was true. but i dont have total control over my eyebrows and my cousin persuaded her best friend to get a tattoo while she was drunk. its actually quite a cool tattoo
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Male 608
Yep...Way to many half truths in that list o` 40...
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Female 428
Oh yeah..... and I LOVE YAOI!!!!!
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Female 428
Yeah a lot of these are very stereotypical of women.....
I totally disagree also with "18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.".....

Hmmmmm..... let me name a few of my crushes: Beyond the Grave, Vicious, Legato Bluesummers, Sephiroth, Vincent Valentine, and Auron.

Yeah..... I dont think any of those men are real..... Too bad.....

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Male 383
Yaoi. I mean-- Yipes**. They should have sex change operation ads on that webpage, just for the hell of it.
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Female 188
That was just dumb.

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Female 412
Anime ....*_* Yeah when i saw that reason, I went: um, not for me and a million other anime fans out there!
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Female 3,562
I mean just look at my damed icon...Vash is cute!
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Female 3,562
"18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. "
OOOOO I couldn`t disagree more, but I hang around female anime fans. Look up the word Yaoi...
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Male 80
And I can`t spell.
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Male 80
Really, stuff like this pisses me off. Women can get away with drating anything, they`re born hypocrites. Women are not superios, they`re not better, and this link sucks. I gave it a 1.
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Male 80
I SMELL FEMINISM.
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Male 10,115
Link: 40 Reasons Why It`s Wonderful To Be A Woman [Rate Link] - Example: A woman can never be blamed if it`s wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.

:-)

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