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77 Responses to 40 Reasons Why It`s Wonderful To Be A Woman

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 12:27 am
    Link: 40 Reasons Why It`s Wonderful To Be A Woman - Example: A woman can never be blamed if it`s wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.

    :-)

  2. Profile photo of M3ssenjah
    M3ssenjah Male 13-17
    80 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 2:30 am
    I SMELL FEMINISM.
  3. Profile photo of M3ssenjah
    M3ssenjah Male 13-17
    80 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 2:39 am
    Really, stuff like this pisses me off. Women can get away with drating anything, they`re born hypocrites. Women are not superios, they`re not better, and this link sucks. I gave it a 1.
  4. Profile photo of M3ssenjah
    M3ssenjah Male 13-17
    80 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 2:39 am
    And I can`t spell.
  5. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 2:47 am
    "18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. "
    OOOOO I couldn`t disagree more, but I hang around female anime fans. Look up the word Yaoi...
  6. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 2:47 am
    I mean just look at my damed icon...Vash is cute!
  7. Profile photo of Yushi
    Yushi Female 18-29
    412 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 3:11 am
    Anime ....*_* Yeah when i saw that reason, I went: um, not for me and a million other anime fans out there!
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    Zody Female 18-29
    188 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 3:28 am
    That was just dumb.

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    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 3:45 am
    Yaoi. I mean-- Yipes**. They should have sex change operation ads on that webpage, just for the hell of it.
  10. Profile photo of MELio74
    MELio74 Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 4:28 am
    Yeah a lot of these are very stereotypical of women.....
    I totally disagree also with "18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.".....

    Hmmmmm..... let me name a few of my crushes: Beyond the Grave, Vicious, Legato Bluesummers, Sephiroth, Vincent Valentine, and Auron.

    Yeah..... I dont think any of those men are real..... Too bad.....

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    MELio74 Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 4:29 am
    Oh yeah..... and I LOVE YAOI!!!!!
  12. Profile photo of Mr.knowItAll
    Mr.knowItAll Male 18-29
    608 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 4:34 am
    Yep...Way to many half truths in that list o` 40...
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    wild_monkeys Female 13-17
    683 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 4:54 am
    some of the stuff was true. but i dont have total control over my eyebrows and my cousin persuaded her best friend to get a tattoo while she was drunk. its actually quite a cool tattoo
  14. Profile photo of trinity2609
    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 5:30 am
    "Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game" wrong! LOL
  15. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 5:33 am
    What about point 41? Women can make lists like this and it`s seen as funny, if a man does it, it`s seen as sexist. (It`s true, how many forms of femenism are there compared to "masculinism" ?)
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    Niki-chan Female 18-29
    306 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 5:56 am
    i disagree with 18 too
  17. Profile photo of JonnyL900
    JonnyL900 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 7:25 am
    Yaoi? *Stomach churns*

    Yaoi fans might find this funny: http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?dat...

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    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 8:13 am
    I agree wiv bigbonny if u r a straight, white male you cant say anything to critisize any1 without being sexist, racist, agist, homophobic etc.
  19. Profile photo of Scrounger
    Scrounger Female 13-17
    132 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 9:33 am
    No offense to the list..but..err..everything on it was pretty obvious...
  20. Profile photo of MorPhuS
    MorPhuS Male 13-17
    82 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 10:10 am
    that list was very very stupid. list no. 18 haha lol sooooooo not true
  21. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 10:22 am
    2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she`ll think she`s gay. its because men are suppose to be all tough and strong and all that, and has nothing to do with being a woman.
    3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. men dont have to, they juast want to:P plus, not all men do that
    4. A woman can never be blamed if it`s wet on the floor around the toilet bowl. yes they can, just not for the same reason.
    5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it`s because she was being emotionally neglected. thats because male stereotypes want only sex, and probly dont treat their wives right.
    6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time. i can too, that is just another stereotype of men.
    7. Women live longer than men. ususally. some married men want to die first :P
    8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes. men dont care.
  22. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 10:30 am
    9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice. again, men either dont care, or are trying to me "manly" and act like they dont care.
    10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all). whats your point? and yes, unless they die before puberty, EVERYBODY matures, this is just stereotypical.
    11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman`s problems. yes theyre called menstral problems.
    12. Women don`t feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers. because they wont get hit-on or even stared at.
    13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. no, its probly just a stereoptype.
    14. Women know the truth about whether size matters... yes and it depends on wsho you ask. of course they would know, because they know what THEY want.
    15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time. another stereotype of men. not all men are competitive like that.
  23. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 10:33 am
    16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know. true, but they have more to shave, so this is not necessarily a benefit. ill be back later to disprove more :P
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    burninglace Female 70 & Over
    53 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 10:35 am
    Uhh... bullsh*t.

    Bullsh*t and more than a little sexist towards males.

    I give it a -1.

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    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 11:27 am
    I dissagree with 18 and 2. But the rest was great!

    And 16, cause my friend Liz likes to tell me about it...blegh.

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    magicmage316 Male 70 & Over
    478 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 11:30 am
    I give this a...1!
  27. Profile photo of GD_dookie
    GD_dookie Male 13-17
    81 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 11:49 am
    same here... i did have a rant but i thought it was just slightly off topic so i moved it to my wordpad.
  28. Profile photo of trinity2609
    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 12:43 pm
    lol, males r giving it 1, girls r givin it 4.
  29. Profile photo of tallsmartboy
    tallsmartboy Male 13-17
    133 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 1:02 pm
    totally not fair to men.........
  30. Profile photo of tallsmartboy
    tallsmartboy Male 13-17
    133 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 1:05 pm
    i gave this a 1...... women have it all :(
  31. Profile photo of SammyFrank
    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 1:15 pm
    women spend too much time figuring out what they have that men don`t...
  32. Profile photo of Naoscaire
    Naoscaire Male 18-29
    571 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 1:29 pm
    Woman shouldn`t be allowed behind the wheel of a car, they cause all the accidents and are stupid when it comes to mechanics.
  33. Profile photo of burninglace
    burninglace Female 70 & Over
    53 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 1:46 pm
    "Woman shouldn`t be allowed behind the wheel of a car, they cause all the accidents and are stupid when it comes to mechanics."

    And how does a generalisation like that make you any better than the idiot who wrote the list?

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    PeanutBetter Male 13-17
    101 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 2:00 pm
    "Example: A woman can never be blamed if it`s wet on the floor around the toilet bowl."

    *sigh* i feel guilty.

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    CASSEROLE Male 18-29
    211 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 2:11 pm
    Thats why im proud to be a woman!=)
  36. Profile photo of M3ssenjah
    M3ssenjah Male 13-17
    80 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 2:18 pm
    5 reasons why women should shut up:
    1. They live in the goddamn kitchen, so start making some food, woman.
    2. They cover the bathroom like American troops in iraq.
    3. ( Toobis reference ) If a woman farts, it`s like it smells like cinnamon buns, if a man farts right after, the woman will go ape on him.
    4. The amount of hair that they DO shave and what ends up in the bathtub/sink/toilet is DISGUSTING.
    5. Refer to number 1.
  37. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 2:23 pm
    anime is dumb. i totally agree with m3ssenjah. i hate seeing all this girl power and stuff, its really annoying. Girls are always mad about how some guys are sexist but they don`t realize how sexist THEY are with all they`re girls are better and those dumb shirts.- shizz out
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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 2:25 pm
    haha. oh yea, there`s some really funny anti- women stuff on funnyjunk.com
  39. Profile photo of shadpro
    shadpro Male 18-29
    274 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 2:52 pm
    darn it sarahofborg i used to have a vash one...
    but when i turned 18 i decided to change my profile pic! i dont know why i did that cause vash IS better than megaman... okay but off point, anyway yea those are all poo. women: you really dont know how good you have it, if i ever find the right woman itll be one that treats me as an equal. not lke, wel i guess it just runs in the family...
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    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 3:52 pm
    You know, m3ssenjah, we dont _have_ to shave if you guys dont appreciate it. :P Oh come on. You would find it funny and girls would scream if someone wrote a list like that about men. Just make one if it makes you poor things feel better.
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    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 4:17 pm
    "Woman shouldn`t be allowed behind the wheel of a car, they cause all the accidents and are stupid when it comes to mechanics." Naoscaire, if you look up car crashes and DUI charges, women are just as, or less, involved than men generally. And there are female mechanics and women who know how to take care of cars and such. I think you are just spewing out all that crap because you feel insecure.
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    luvlylola Female 18-29
    17 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 4:21 pm
    I think all you guys are whiney wimps. Who cares its just for fun. If you havent looked the this is i am bored. It obviously entertained you for a minute or two.
  43. Profile photo of jimbodahobo
    jimbodahobo Male 13-17
    371 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 4:59 pm
    another reason its good to be a woman...if you get fired or dont get chosen for a promotion you can declare your boss as sexist and sue the company for $500,000. yeah it was kinda funny but you know if a 40 reasons its good to be a guy came out there would be protests
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    ribbon_rose Female 13-17
    3 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 5:29 pm
    I don`t see why people are making such a big deal over this. I thought it was amusing. It doesn`t say `40 reasons why women are better than men`, so get over it. All this competition between who`s better really irks my pickle. >-( :-P
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    x_MaGGoT_x Female 13-17
    9 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 5:32 pm
    I found that to be very annoying. I HATE people like that. Women are no better than men, and men are no better than women. Someone make 40 reasons why its better to be a man please...And I say this because I can imagine how annoying this one would be if I was a man.
  46. Profile photo of pysco_chick
    pysco_chick Female 13-17
    220 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 5:57 pm
    On 8/21/2005 3:11:37 AM Yushi wrote: Anime ....*_* Yeah when i saw that reason, I went: um, not for me and a million other anime fans out there!

    I agree what about the fangirls, otakus, yaoi fans they exisit too. They odvioustly haven`t met me or my friends or any of the advove montioned people.

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    ashling Female 13-17
    145 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 6:28 pm
    You guys need to shut the f*CK up.

    get over yourselves...seriously.

    you guys are never happy. ever. apparently this is too feminist....but something else is too sexist.

    ffs.

    oh and by the way: i like this link...mmmkay? guys: sucks to be you.

  48. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 6:50 pm
    no us guys are not whiney wimps, we (most of us?)are sick and drating tired of women thinking all men are pigs, and how they think everyone is so sexist and all that bullpoo.
    and you say were never happy? with what? whiney bitches like you? dont take your period out on us because nobody wants to hear it.
    of course you like this link, this link is your whole life. this is how you feel about everything. if something goes wrong, you probly always blame a man. sure people like Naoscaire and
    M3ssenjah are annoying and sexist, but your really no better than them if you think all men are pigs.
  49. Profile photo of magicmage316
    magicmage316 Male 70 & Over
    478 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 7:02 pm
    On 8/21/2005 5:32:00 PM x_MaGGoT_x wrote: I found that to be very annoying. I HATE people like that. Women are no better than men, and men are no better than women. Someone make 40 reasons why its better to be a man please...And I say this because I can imagine how annoying this one would be if I was a man.
    You are a smart newb! Two cool points for you!
  50. Profile photo of guapodude
    guapodude Male 13-17
    329 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 7:13 pm
    man... being a dude sucks. wheres my knife?
  51. Profile photo of blast0matic
    blast0matic Male 18-29
    194 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 7:58 pm
    Men don`t have to picture a woman naked. They wear the skimpiest clothing already that they practically are naked already. All the time.
  52. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 8:14 pm
    10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).
    ....is this really a bad thing???

    oh! and they forgot a biggie!!!: once a month, woman drain blood and tissue from their bodies!

  53. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 8:34 pm
    Some girls are really stupid, I know that not all guys are nasty pigs, there are some of them, but not all of them! So girls who think all men are pigs, stop drooling over them already! Damn, people!
  54. Profile photo of GD_dookie
    GD_dookie Male 13-17
    81 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 8:43 pm
    Things about being a guy:
    1. We dont have to worry about PMS (yay)
    2. We get to be president
    3...
    Add your own!
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    mooseyfate Male 13-17
    851 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 9:19 pm
    I`m not going to inuslt women because too much of my life depends on not being hated by them but I`ll add number three
    3.if it gets hot out we can just take out shirts off
  56. Profile photo of botan_870
    botan_870 Female 13-17
    104 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 9:30 pm
    On 8/21/2005 3:11:37 AM Yushi wrote: Anime ....*_* Yeah when i saw that reason, I went: um, not for me and a million other anime fans out there!
    true
  57. Profile photo of Sw33t_Lipz
    Sw33t_Lipz Female 13-17
    220 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 9:38 pm
    19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. lol true
  58. Profile photo of wave14
    wave14 Female 13-17
    77 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 10:48 pm
    40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.
    Everything I tuch diesB-|
  59. Profile photo of happydude64
    happydude64 Male 18-29
    341 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 11:55 pm
    Funny & kinda true,
  60. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    August 22, 2005 at 12:01 am
    It was okay. Some were fuuny.
  61. Profile photo of Ichigotchi
    Ichigotchi Female 13-17
    48 posts
    August 22, 2005 at 12:12 am
    Meh. I didn`t find that very funny. =\ The only thing that got a laugh out of me was 18, solely because of how very wrong it is.
    And a lot of you really need to lighten up, man. It`s just a stupid list posted on the internet.
    And about the maturity thing... puberty isn`t what they meant, I don`t think, it`s more of a mental maturity thing. Take me for example, I hit puberty about five years ago and I still giggle when someone mentions mammary glands.
    Hehehe... boobies.
  62. Profile photo of shadpro
    shadpro Male 18-29
    274 posts
    August 22, 2005 at 12:38 am
    no, actually science has proven that they go through the maturing(hehe) period faster than boys witch would explain why some of em are real
    b itches once men catch up: they havent been hormonely or sexually satisfied for the time when they wanted to and now they just dont care.
    plz dont take me as a sexist i just said some cause ive had a lot of trouble with women.slapping.punching.gonadkicking.verbal abuse in front of the whole damn werld(everyone still says i got burned by a girl even the girls). ive only met 3 girls besides family that have ever been nice to me. of course my favorite who was my gf for no appearent reason tried to gang beat me with some of her friends, they were such wimps i got away with ease, but not without leaving a mark... ahhh, that felt good
    but ill stop telling you my life story now bye
  63. Profile photo of shadpro
    shadpro Male 18-29
    274 posts
    August 22, 2005 at 12:40 am
    ^ damn!!! that sounded whimpy...
  64. Profile photo of Bored_Turkey
    Bored_Turkey Female 13-17
    171 posts
    August 22, 2005 at 1:54 am
    Why is there so much arguing on this site... Yeesh.
  65. Profile photo of Fermented
    Fermented Male 13-17
    119 posts
    August 22, 2005 at 2:22 am
    Bored_Turkey, I ask the same question.

    ONLY ONE CHROMOSOME DIFFERS FROM THE OTHER SEX!

    Get over the differences, and take jokes people.

    -Fermented

  66. Profile photo of hottlava
    hottlava Female 30-39
    160 posts
    August 22, 2005 at 11:07 am
    I can make a list of the top 40 reasons it sucks to be a woman!!
  67. Profile photo of dani_chick
    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    August 22, 2005 at 1:09 pm
    People get way to excited over these things, it`s just a joke on how society views men and women. There`s tons of reasons why its better to be a man #1: Don`t ever have to suffer the physical pain of child birth #2..you don`t menstrate...etc. So enjoy it as it is, and everyone stop whining
  68. Profile photo of Smythe
    Smythe Male 13-17
    12 posts
    August 22, 2005 at 3:43 pm
    Most of these are simply bigoted and sexist, not to mention vicious, stereotypes.

    Pure bull-sh*t. Not all men are evil, sex obsessed, pigs. Thanks for being hypocritical and adding to all the problems in today`s society. *thumbs up*

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    madden05 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    August 22, 2005 at 4:35 pm
    some of it was true but some were false.
  70. Profile photo of Lou Two
    Lou Two Male 18-29
    1033 posts
    August 22, 2005 at 4:37 pm
    On 8/21/2005 2:30:22 AM M3ssenjah wrote: I SMELL FEMINISM.

    Is this like Jack and the Bean stalk? "Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum I smell the blood of a..." actually, I`m not going to finish that sentance

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    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    August 22, 2005 at 8:04 pm
    I don`t know enough about females to get these...
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    August 22, 2005 at 10:30 pm
    "I think all you guys are whiney wimps. Who cares its just for fun.

    But if it had of been 40 reason why men are better than women there would be the same comments from YOU...so STFU plz...

    AND YES I INDEED COULD SMELL FEMENISM!

    I found this link to be annoying as hell i gave it a 1 it sucks...

  73. Profile photo of rainangel03
    rainangel03 Female 13-17
    9 posts
    August 22, 2005 at 11:48 pm
    >sigh< that list was annoying, just like a bunch of these comments. and strangely enough, I`m sympathizing with some of these guys. Guys are a lot of fun, especially the guys I know. hahaha!
    And don`t forget now, we`re all equal in the eyes of aliens who want to kill us all. :) (sorry, meds and war of the worlds happen)
  74. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 12:58 am
    They`re not funny. They`re real.
  75. Profile photo of kick-ass
    kick-ass Female 13-17
    113 posts
    August 25, 2005 at 5:58 pm
    seriously people, get over your selves!!! your going from one extreme to another!
    who acctually said that all men are sexist pigs? i seemed to have missed that!
    its a joke deal with it!
    if one about men was made do u really think that a similar argument would b happening right now??
    and whoever said that all women should stay in the kitchen deserves a beating of a lifetime because women down belong in the kitchen...something called equality happened people! start living today not 50 years ago!
    please people....lighten up
  76. Profile photo of Melxoxo
    Melxoxo Female 18-29
    335 posts
    October 30, 2005 at 7:09 am
    i can think of points 10 times better then them.. they were stupid
  77. Profile photo of HornsNHalos
    HornsNHalos Female 13-17
    74 posts
    August 14, 2006 at 12:16 pm
    Yeah, funny....but lame. AND STOP WHINING ABOUT IT!

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