101 things not to say during sex

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago Funny
http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/sex.html

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There are 41 comments:
Female 21
I read up to 23 but then it got boring.
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Male 85
hahaha
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Male 85
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast poooooooooooosssssssssst
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Male 85
takes to fockin long to load!
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Male 78
some of these things have to be staged if not all of them. i mean, if he didn`t know that he contacted the same person why would he bring up the old prank.
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Male 101
I think i`ve said 3-4 of these.....
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Male 396
im a virgin too but i would say about 20 of them. and lordjohn you scare me o.o
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Male 3,060
ehhh...most of these were really stupid....and people---we have the link. there is no need to post them in here!!!
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Female 26
Some of these bring back bad memories :-| lol
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Male 761
cool, funny
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Male 50
Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
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Female 87
Some of those were actually quite funny. It held my attention for longer then 5 seconds which is alot more then I can say for some of these sorry excuses for links...
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Male 217
ROFL
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Female 712
Lmao.
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Male 904
same old same old. how about "have you got AIDS? I really don`t want to catch that again..."
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Female 229
"They`re called parenthesis. But yeah its ok."

He was referring to brackets, not parenthesis, you idiot.

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Female 380
Not that great, but OK.
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Male 200
14. Do you accept Visa? lol
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Male 226
"Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"

What was the cause of death? Boredome?? From reading this list?

Not really all that funny. Not even funny/disturbing, and I LOVE funny disturbing.

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Female 28
all taken from experience lol
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Female 182
Haha, silly.
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Female 1,603
Its very cute!
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Male 117
"Have you seen `Fatal Attraction`?"
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Male 131
This would be more fun with a few more people..
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Female 60
ha #7 a little rug burn never hurt anybody. I still have scars.
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Male 157
that mint lol wen u realise some1 else walked in the house, thats the worst lol

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Male 37
They`re called parenthesis. But yeah its ok.
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Male 1,079
Funny,Kinda..
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Male 133
yes that was it, it was lynch! and he never mentioned the things between brackets (or whatever you call it) things like this are plain stupid:

31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?

it was never mentioned to be in a menage, it makes sense in almost every situation while doing sex...

Read the stuff but don`t read what`s between the brackets, it`s just too stupid...

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Female 228
didnt steven lynch do this ages ago?
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Male 133
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?


all of theese things were taken from an audio clip by someone (i can`t remember who right now) and they didn`t ever mentioned that it was body paint, because it isn`t body paint that he is worrying about...

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Male 424
haha some of these were pretty funny.
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Female 854
lol:D

Unless you like bondage, i suggest not to say any of this stuff ever.

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Female 1,463
haha ther quite gd
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Male 820
yeah there was a few laughs in there, ill pay that
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Female 493
29. I want a baby! (bwahahahaha)
60. What tampon? (EW!)
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Male 1,348
I wouldnt know any of this since im a virgin
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Male 383
Giggidy Giggidy.

Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...
Woman: Yourself?

That`s true, trust me.

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Male 602
hey i got me first first post. w00t. it was funny and sad. ive sad one of those.
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Male 605
I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
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Male 10,115
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