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Date: 08/26/05 02:23 AM

41 Responses to 101 things not to say during sex

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 1:32 am
    Link: 101 things not to say during sex - Warning: adult themes.
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    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 2:28 am
    I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
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    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 2:28 am
    hey i got me first first post. w00t. it was funny and sad. ive sad one of those.
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    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 2:36 am
    Giggidy Giggidy.

    Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...
    Woman: Yourself?

    That`s true, trust me.

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    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 2:58 am
    I wouldnt know any of this since im a virgin
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    wildhunt Female 18-29
    493 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 3:02 am
    29. I want a baby! (bwahahahaha)
    60. What tampon? (EW!)
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    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 5:57 am
    yeah there was a few laughs in there, ill pay that
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    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 6:11 am
    haha ther quite gd
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    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 6:32 am
    lol:D

    Unless you like bondage, i suggest not to say any of this stuff ever.

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    Game_MP Male 13-17
    425 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 6:48 am
    haha some of these were pretty funny.
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    korvus Male 18-29
    133 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 8:20 am
    19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?


    all of theese things were taken from an audio clip by someone (i can`t remember who right now) and they didn`t ever mentioned that it was body paint, because it isn`t body paint that he is worrying about...

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    Coco_popsrox Female 18-29
    228 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 8:21 am
    didnt steven lynch do this ages ago?
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    korvus Male 18-29
    133 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 8:25 am
    yes that was it, it was lynch! and he never mentioned the things between brackets (or whatever you call it) things like this are plain stupid:

    31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?

    it was never mentioned to be in a menage, it makes sense in almost every situation while doing sex...

    Read the stuff but don`t read what`s between the brackets, it`s just too stupid...

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    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 9:24 am
    Funny,Kinda..
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    eddlvnv Male 13-17
    37 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 9:40 am
    They`re called parenthesis. But yeah its ok.
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    Ruzz5000 Male 60-69
    157 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 9:49 am
    that mint lol wen u realise some1 else walked in the house, thats the worst lol

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    Gothic1981 Female 18-29
    60 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 10:06 am
    ha #7 a little rug burn never hurt anybody. I still have scars.
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    guanatos Male 18-29
    132 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 12:15 pm
    This would be more fun with a few more people..
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    nondescript0 Male 18-29
    117 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 1:15 pm
    "Have you seen `Fatal Attraction`?"
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    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 1:34 pm
    Its very cute!
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    la-ru Female 13-17
    182 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 4:26 pm
    Haha, silly.
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    smokinciggy Female 13-17
    28 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 4:46 pm
    all taken from experience lol
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    DestyNova Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 5:05 pm
    "Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"

    What was the cause of death? Boredome?? From reading this list?

    Not really all that funny. Not even funny/disturbing, and I LOVE funny disturbing.

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    wardie Male 13-17
    200 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 7:33 pm
    14. Do you accept Visa? lol
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    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 7:34 pm
    Not that great, but OK.
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    StubbyTorso2 Female 13-17
    230 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 8:38 pm
    "They`re called parenthesis. But yeah its ok."

    He was referring to brackets, not parenthesis, you idiot.

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    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 9:42 pm
    same old same old. how about "have you got AIDS? I really don`t want to catch that again..."
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    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 10:06 pm
    Lmao.
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    MRMike Male 13-17
    217 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 10:58 pm
    ROFL
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    Flame00091 Female 13-17
    87 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 11:44 pm
    Some of those were actually quite funny. It held my attention for longer then 5 seconds which is alot more then I can say for some of these sorry excuses for links...
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    FlareStar Male 18-29
    50 posts
    August 27, 2005 at 2:06 am
    Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
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    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    August 28, 2005 at 4:32 am
    cool, funny
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    loveuforever Female 13-17
    26 posts
    August 28, 2005 at 8:51 am
    Some of these bring back bad memories :-| lol
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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    August 28, 2005 at 11:34 pm
    ehhh...most of these were really stupid....and people---we have the link. there is no need to post them in here!!!
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    psycopyro Male 13-17
    396 posts
    August 30, 2005 at 8:13 pm
    im a virgin too but i would say about 20 of them. and lordjohn you scare me o.o
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    skaterm Male 18-29
    101 posts
    September 1, 2005 at 12:20 pm
    I think i`ve said 3-4 of these.....
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    scraps Male 13-17
    78 posts
    September 5, 2005 at 10:21 pm
    some of these things have to be staged if not all of them. i mean, if he didn`t know that he contacted the same person why would he bring up the old prank.
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    i-aint-bored Male 13-17
    85 posts
    November 11, 2005 at 11:57 am
    takes to fockin long to load!
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    i-aint-bored Male 13-17
    85 posts
    November 11, 2005 at 11:58 am
    laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast poooooooooooosssssssssst
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    i-aint-bored Male 13-17
    85 posts
    December 4, 2005 at 10:54 am
    hahaha
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    ABoredGirl Female 13-17
    21 posts
    April 2, 2007 at 4:31 pm
    I read up to 23 but then it got boring.

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