Truths About Life I Learned From Bad 80`s Movies

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://www.poddys.com/jokes/list_040.htm

Its funny because its true.
There are 28 comments:
Male 64
My brother has a shirt like that that says: What I Learned From Movies. It has stuff like "Dogs can always recognize the villan and bark continously at them until they leave." and "You can bandage a deep wound in under a minute."
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Female 2,244
These two were the most funny:

"Parents always come back from vacation a day early."

"It`s only possible to win any sporting event in the last three seconds of
the game."

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Male 477
ha ha
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Male 904
I like it! too short though
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Male 951
I so despise John Hughes movies.
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Male 317
True, true.
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Male 238
ehhhhhhhhhhh
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Female 86
The best way to escape your enemies is to drive on the wrong side of the
road

Ha ha, if only....

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Male 425
ha ha ha, those were awesome
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Female 25
LoL funny
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Male 701
heh yeah true
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Female 2,035
So very true.
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Male 11
"Parents always come back from vacation a day early." - lol so true
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Female 220
Nice but u gotta check out the other jokes some are really good
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Female 56
alright
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Male 731
Pretty good.
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Male 3,060
ferris beuller was a bad movie? i liked it....

oh, well.....still funny.

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Male 1,586
I loved the 80`s - I love bad 80`s movies - but that list was just eh.
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Male 341
Freakin true! Man, I loved the 80`s.
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Female 272
True.
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Male 1,132
Cheerleaders hate having their shirts on.
^^^^^

how true

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Male 203
"Cheerleaders hate having their shirts on."

Man was I born in the wrong decade.

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Male 164
very true
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Female 70
some are true, but most of them are boring
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Male 1,425
blah
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Male 576
heh.. meh
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Male 982
it is true lol
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Male 10,115
Link: Truths About Life I Learned From Bad 80`s Movies [Rate Link] - Its funny because its true.
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