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Date: 07/12/05 02:30 PM

45 Responses to The Tom Cruise Scientology Center

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    buddy Male 30-39
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    July 12, 2005 at 8:25 pm
    Link: The Tom Cruise Scientology Center - Spoof video that supposedly teaches about Scientology.

    Spoof video that supposedly teaches about Scientology.

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    ebsha Female 18-29
    199 posts
    July 12, 2005 at 8:44 pm
    hehe i love this.
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    blahblah3349 Male 13-17
    57 posts
    July 12, 2005 at 8:45 pm
    Thats pretty funny.
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    AndyJP Male 18-29
    38 posts
    July 12, 2005 at 8:51 pm
    As much as i`d love to see a Tom cruise spoof right now, that was really stupid and unfunny. I don`t know what happened to Liquid Generation, it`s become boring and pop-up crazy.
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    QueenieChica Female 18-29
    57 posts
    July 12, 2005 at 8:53 pm
    i liked the trump/christopher walken one. otherswise, not a lot of thought went in to that
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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
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    July 12, 2005 at 9:23 pm
    It was kind of funny.
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    bandits1111 Female 18-29
    152 posts
    July 12, 2005 at 9:26 pm
    The levels were right...the names like Xenu were right...the testing is true, but the rest is pure spoof. As I am from Clearwater, I probably find this a bit funnier than most. hehehehe...
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    kitkat2010 Female 13-17
    571 posts
    July 12, 2005 at 9:29 pm
    wtf?? i mean ive nvr liked liquid generation but god thats even lower than its usual.
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    talltale Male 18-29
    38 posts
    July 12, 2005 at 9:30 pm
    That auditing test was halarious!
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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
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    July 12, 2005 at 9:49 pm
    how could you not think this was funny!?!? it was so great i peed myself! twice!
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    thewoz Male 13-17
    19 posts
    July 12, 2005 at 9:53 pm
    I loved the story about Xenu and the bull! Hilarious. After having lived in Clearwater for the better half of my life (they`re actually one of the reasons my family moved), I too can find that funnier than most.
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    popo38 Female 13-17
    335 posts
    July 12, 2005 at 9:57 pm
    lol that was cool
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    S_J_W Male 18-29
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    July 12, 2005 at 10:02 pm
    lol @ "get the but nuts out of mu stools"
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    JulieL Female 13-17
    2 posts
    July 12, 2005 at 11:16 pm
    That was gay.
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    gogozilla Male 30-39
    108 posts
    July 12, 2005 at 11:36 pm
    that was pretty funny at points.
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    scorpii02 Female 13-17
    5 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 12:06 am
    Wow that is really insulting to Scientologists. How can you all think that`s funny?
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    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 12:29 am
    Scientology isn`t a religion Scorpii, if you`ve EVER taken an athropology course you would soon find that out. It is exactly like the cults that tell you if you wear Nike`s and drink a speical juice a meteor will come and take you to a special place... which is not a massive suicide plot. I don`t care if I offend these religious "Scientologists"because I`m tired of hearing about this Hollywood self-fullfillment. Everyone should go to www.xneu.net to learn about Operation Clambake (that`s right, Scientologists believe we evoled from Clams)
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    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 12:30 am
    evovled**
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    Mr.knowItAll Male 18-29
    608 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 1:03 am
    ^^^Really? WoW... What a bunch a KooKs. Cruise is an all right actor though. I feel a bit sorry for him now... :-(
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    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 1:13 am
    lol ok now thats just funny...messed up though
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    crazydragon Female 18-29
    58 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 1:16 am
    hee hee hee that was funny
    i don`t like tom
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    KingSpade Male 18-29
    110 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 1:18 am
    That was the funniest post I`ve seen on this site. Well done.
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    scorpii02 Female 13-17
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    July 13, 2005 at 1:20 am
    Really, dani? I wouldn`t know-I typically don`t base my views of religion on what other people say (i.e an anthro class or some ridiculous website or tabloid articles about hollywood self-fulfillment). And by the way, Scientologists don`t believe we evolved from clams (that`s actually really funny-I`ve never heard that one before). Ask any one of them.
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    thewoz Male 13-17
    19 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 1:40 am
    scorpii02... Your ignorance is exceeded only by your... wait, nothing exceeds your ignorance.

    It doesn`t matter what Sci-Kook you ask (though I doubt you asked any in the 74 minutes between your two posts) they will all give you different answers. Why? Simple- Scientology is all made up. And as Sci-Kooks gain higher levels and ranks (by spending money on the "church"), they learn new "secrets". Ex. If you ask a Sci-Kook who has spent X amount of $ he may tell you that there is a god/God, but a Sci-Kook who has spent Y amount of $ will tell you that he has learned that there is not.

    BTW- that example is true. The "church" will tell you the Scientology can exist with Christianity and Buddhism and such, but eventually you will learn that there is no god/God. So I wouldn`t put it past a "church" like that to tell you that you evolved from clams.

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    scorpii02 Female 13-17
    5 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 2:01 am
    The only ignorant person here is you. I AM a Scientologist, and I don`t have to ask anyone else. It`s absolutely not true that we believe there is no God. We believe in one as much as anyone else. The levels are NOT about obtaining secrets, they are about obtaining clarity for yourself, and ridding yourself of things in your past which keep you from making positive gains in your life. You don`t have to believe me, but if you are going to insult someone else`s religion or beliefs, don`t quote a tabloid. Everyone knows they are practically nothing but lies. And it`s funny how someone can take seriously the outrageous claims people like you make. Why would I listen to someone like you, who obviously has never had anything to do with it so cannot be expected to be ANY kind of authority? BTW- if that example IS true, how do you know? Did you go around asking people yourself? I doubt it since you seem to believe we are such freaks that you probably wouldn`t come near us with a 10-foot pole.
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    leprechaund Female 18-29
    44 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 2:35 am
    hehe, I love liquid generation
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    PwNt1337 Male 13-17
    7 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 5:38 am
    HES GAY LEIK A MOFA
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    Mr.knowItAll Male 18-29
    608 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 6:49 am
    Un-real how many celebs believe that baloney. (even Donald Trump?) Its obviously such a buncha whacked out B.S. You`d hafta be a total Crack Pot to take it all as fact. Have they all been brainwashed, extorted or both? Remember the first word in Dianetics...IS DIE!!! ;-/
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    ELIZ Female 13-17
    12 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 7:05 am
    He He, that part where they call scientology BS is so true!
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    thewoz Male 13-17
    19 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 7:26 am
    I wasn`t quoting a tabloid, I was listening to a professor of religion at an Ohio university (I forget which one) on the Glen Beck radio program about 2 weeks ago. He studies Scientology (not as a member, but as an expert on cults) and is a trained professional. If I didn`t already know that you were already inside the cult (it would be impossible to convince you of anything anti-Scientology now) I would do the 10 minutes of research and you would quickly have to shut your mouth. But I`m lazy. Enjoy Scientology.
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    Homer Jay Male 18-29
    1135 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 7:28 am
    How to talk to a scientologist:

    Weird stuff. Most Scientologists don’t know about it and are trained in the idea that finding out about it too soon will kill them. So just leave that entirely alone. It may freak you out and you may want to share it, but they will think it is a personal attack.

    Don’t tell them Hubbard was a con-man and a fraud and a bigamist and that almost nothing he said about himself was true. A Scientologist can’t believe that because he has been told that such statements are all lies. That the documents that show these things are fabrications by a shadowy conspiracy to destroy L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology.

    You’re in a he-said she-said situation. In fact, without careful research you might be presenting false information that the church has put on the ‘net just so they can show their members how false it all is. So a Scientologist will be sure you are now a tool of the conspiracy, out to destroy Scientology. And they will not

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    Homer Jay Male 18-29
    1135 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 7:38 am
    who is Lafayette Ronald Hubbard?

    Born in Tilden, Nebraska on March 10, 1911

    From 1930 to 1932 he attended George Washington University in Washington, D.C

    In 1950 he published DIANETICS: THE MODERN SCIENCE OF MENTAL HEALTH

    Reclusive death in Creston, California on January 24, 1986.
    Above are facts about L.R.H.
    Below is what Scientologist think

    He was trained as a nuclear physicist.

    At the age of six, he is honored with the status of blood brother of the Blackfeet in a ceremony that is still recalled by tribal elders.

    He was the youngest Eagle Scout in the history of the Boy Scouts.

    His family owned a ranch 1/3 the size of Montana.

    He has published some fourteen movies.

    All these statements do not stand up to fact checking.

    I`m sorry but any "church" where you have to spend between $300,000-$500,000 to attain "purity" and become and "opertating theatan" (level 7) is a scam of a paranoid drug addict.

    Just my $.02

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    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 10:10 am
    Go Homer Jay :) You`re my new Hero. Sorry, but Scientology is a scam, no one in the cult will believe it until they`ve sold their house, lost all there family members and can`t go to the hopsital to treat a fatal disease.
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    trackchic90 Female 13-17
    121 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 10:36 am
    that was very funny
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    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 11:01 am
    I LOVE ANTIDEPRESSANTS!!! lol Yeah scientology is incredibly(sp?) retarded.
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    happydude64 Male 18-29
    341 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 3:39 pm
    The pic of Katie Holmes is hot!
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    happydude64 Male 18-29
    341 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 3:41 pm
    So are the pics of Lindsay Lohan!
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    cheesysong23 Female 13-17
    169 posts
    July 13, 2005 at 3:44 pm
    I REALLY dislike Lindsay Lohan, but I also think that was incredibly unintelligent and it made me sick. Those jokes just weren`t that funny. I`m not saying I agree with scientology at all, but I don`t know enough about it to insult it, especially on such a brainless level as that did. Most of that stuff was hardly that funny, plus it was down right low and mean.
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    dremassa66 Male 18-29
    72 posts
    July 14, 2005 at 12:07 am
    The really funny part is how that screwed up animation got all these people like scorpidude and homerjay all worked up religion and stuff. And those pics of lindasy lohan were hot.
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    bandits1111 Female 18-29
    152 posts
    July 14, 2005 at 12:12 am
    It`s a cult...people subscribe to it when they are most vulnerable and it seems like a panacea for a weak mind. A large part of scientology has been/is composed of ex-cons, ex-drugaddicts and the like. People at their lowest points...ready to latch onto anything to return their lives to "normalcy"

    Scientology is based on secrets. Secrets which you have to pay for...those "devout" in the "church" work, eat, sleep and breathe scientology. The compounds around Clearwater are topped with barbbed wire and this is a safe city.

    Like I said, I live in Clearwater so I have many friends who work with or are related to a scientologist. I`ve heard many stories from first hand accounts. Compounds in the southwestern United States that are militia training grounds. No joke kids. These same people who tell me the stories are scared too. They don`t let you out with proper payment and a nondisclosure statement!

    What "religion" that you know does this????<

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    bandits1111 Female 18-29
    152 posts
    July 14, 2005 at 12:15 am
    And no...I am NOT kidding about the militia training grounds...
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    talleysgrrl Female 30-39
    359 posts
    July 14, 2005 at 12:46 am
    I don`t know about Scientology, but Tom Cruise is a douchebag.
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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    July 15, 2005 at 7:36 am
    Xenu looks like ET.
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    learn2_4get Female 13-17
    4 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 1:00 pm
    dude i dont think u should make fun of ppl religions like that but it was funney
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    Miami_FL653 Male 13-17
    231 posts
    July 26, 2005 at 1:04 am
    I think that someone pulled Scientology completely out of there ass just to scam people. and you shouldnt have to buy your religion.

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