The Saga of BloodNinja

Submitted by: screechinwzl 11 years ago Funny
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Hilarious chat logs from cyber sex pranks
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Male 13
Nothing here
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Male 1
the link isn`t working and i cant find it on fugly.com pls help i need to see it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;-/
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Male 175
awwww, the link isn`t working :-(
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Female 201
Holy Christmas! I can`t stop crying tears of effing joy!! LOL!!!
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Female 439
That was funny as....... :)
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Male 54
lol. my ribs hurt. i put on my wizard hat and rode. wtf u again. the best thing yet..
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Female 287
Hahahahahaha! OMG Sooo funny!!

-xxx-

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Male 1
I haven`t laughed that hard in about 6 months, go Bloodninja!
poo nuggets harrrrrr!
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Male 42
thats so cool.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
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Male 78
Harrrrrr!!! i can saftly that this guy is an ass. i mean i think it`s funny as hell but it would suck to be the person he tricks. first discusted then relize that he posts it on the internet. god that would suck. i guess im an non-nice individual to for laughing at it. o well.
oh, and some of these have to be fake. if he didn`t know he had contacted the same person why would he use the same prank with a different name.
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Male 1
this is probably the funniest thing ive ever seen. i tried to copy him but the chick was into it. WTF!!!
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Female 111
Awesome, i love the J-Dogg one
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Male 7
Holy sh*t, I am worried this is going to get archived.
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Female 6
lol these are really funny.
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Female 24
...LOL....Hilarious....HARRRRR
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Male 1,033
oh god I love the vegetables one, it`s just too funny
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Male 69
who yeh 100th post, sweet17 -
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I`ve lost weight since then.
Bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings. Priceless
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Female 3
Lmfao. That was the funniest thing I`ve read in my whole life. I loved it. AHAHAHA.
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Male 7
I wanted to bump this before it became archived.
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Male 733
it takes a lot to make me laugh like a maniac, but these... they`re sumthin else
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Male 1
those are drating hilarious

im spent

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Male 247
Too bad Bloodninja is not on anymore, right?
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Female 2,244
Those were great. Mostly when he talks to Britney the second time.
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Female 34
LOVE IT!!!!! wet myself laughing at it
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Male 577
^^^^^^^^
uhhh.....wtf?
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Female 45
this is some funny poo
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Male 53
That guy sounds sexy.
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Male 576
these never get old
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Female 304
heh, that was amusing
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Male 1
HAAAAAR Jim lad
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Female 2
They have a lot on fugly.com
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Female 14
HAHAHA that was so hilarious. First time i`ve actually laughed at something online.
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Male 1
i wish i could go to thar site and be the next blood ninja, hey wut is the site where he did this? actually i5`s probab;y fake but still!
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Male 7
Holy hell, this deserved a bump and a half.
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Male 4
ROTFLMFAO!!!! Geniuse! omg lmfao funnyest Sh*t I`ve ever seen....rhino....LOL
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Male 1
Ooh god thats top nocht right there. I wouldn`t mind to actualy meet Bloodnija. Seems like a smart, funny person. I like the "sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go f**k yourself" I thought that was pretty good.
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Male 88
...Heh. I love chatlogs like this that showoff and make fun of the dark side of chat programs. Sad though that those people had to resort to such a way to get a thrill.
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Male 667
Heh
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Male 99
Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. hahahahahahaha
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Female 830
Can`t be arsed to read them all... But that shows you how desperate some people really are.. I mean vegetables?
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Male 1,149
4/4 stars.
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Male 1
i dod like blood ninja
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Female 73
this was the funniest thing ive seen in a while
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Female 95
So hilarious I almost died.
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Female 854
lmao!:D *adding to favorites*
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Female 854
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it`s getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?
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Male 1,465
WTF? I submitted a link like this the other week with another collection of this guys chats but it never got posted.

This was the link.

Whatever.... You can find more of his chats if you just Google "Bloodninja"

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Male 345
"Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can`t see. B**ch."
LOL!
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Female 1,062
"J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don`t have the technology of chemotherapy."
Hilarious!
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Female 111
I read 3-4 of these before..this is effing hilarious though, he should make some more of these.
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Male 1,425
GOD DAM!!!!! I POP 16 BONERS....LMFAO!
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Male 914
cool
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Female 712
Lmao. Hilarious! Laughed the whole time.
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Female 415
holy f*ck! That was to funny!
And when he talked to that girl again!
I just about died.
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Male 1,882
Oh, I like that. I pull out my robes and wizard hat.

Priceless.

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Male 605
Man, that was funny, so funny, I gotta try that!
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Male 25
That is, without a doubt, the funniest chatlog... EVER!
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Female 1,252
Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
Bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A F**KING PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja: And turn you into a f**king candy apple...
Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: F**K YOU A**HOLE!!
Bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
Bloodninja: ...going limp again.
Bloodninja: Hello?
Bloodninja: Say it!
Bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

Omg I cant stop laughing...

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Female 1,252
Bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Bloodninja: ok?
Bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can`t be serious
Bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
Bloodninja: It`s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
Bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
Bloodninja: Then you`ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
Bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR

ROFLLMAOLTFOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Female 1,252
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go f**k yourself
sweet17: I can`t believe that cops are after you
Bloodninja: I can`t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: F((K YOU!!!
Bloodninja: You`d break both of his legs.
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Female 1,252
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I`m outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can`t see. B**ch.
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Female 1,252
=O LMFAO @ The pizza story!
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Male 114
This is seriously some funny $h1t!! The pizza story had me rolling!
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Female 1,603
I used to do stuff like this when I was younger. Pretty funny. I liked the pirate one haha. He turns her into a candy apple haha.
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Male 28
holly sh*t this is the funnyest thing ive ever seen in my life, this is a must read!!!! need more much more
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Male 71
Oh God, I`m still just randomly giggling. That was classic.

Delirium

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Female 1,262
...Poo nuggets XD
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Female 491
wow that was funny....was this a real chat log...if so he was pretty mean to sweet17 like prob made her depressed or sumthing. still pretty funny tho....HARRRRR
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Female 571
HARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
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Male 317
Hilarious.
You look like the farm fresh guy lol.
You look like you ate the farm fresh guy.

HARRRRRR!

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Male 4
Seen it before :-). Still funny as hell xD
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Male 7
*puts on robe and wizard hat*
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Female 571
LMFAO!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,420
everybody but 3 people whove commented so far are 13-17... lol
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Male 577
"You are my dick-puppet" LOL
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Male 1,523
You`re 13-17.

Funny...XD

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Male 125
This was the best thing I`ve seen on here. I`ve gotta try that on yahoo sometime.
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Male 1,420
wow... and the funnythning about the comments are... the guy who said it was disgusting was male, i would expect a female to be discusted about it first... all but one female who commented were ages 13-17 (underage in america for just about anything), and all but about 5 people werea ges 13-17... what has this earth come to?
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Male 394
lol
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Female 2,035
I think I seen this before. Still made me laugh a few times though.
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Male 1,083
lol the return of the wizard lol that was hilarious that he decided just to come back and annoy her some more
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Male 1,808
they are all sickos and idiots
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Female 229
Ah the pirate one was great! What a stupid lass!
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Male 332
Sheer brilliance
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Female 458
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/blo...

i think that was an original one

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Female 1,403
Uh, It`s cause I`m into the latina gangs and sh it. You know, rollin with tha homies and sh it
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Female 458
those were so funny!! i think the one of funniest was

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh s**t
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

lol and wen he stuck his shlong into the pizza


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Male 390
errr...that was abit rong now wasnt it? are these true or is bloodninja taking the p*ss? someone tell me cuz that was a bit sickening if it was real
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Male 1,586
I`ve seen some of these before, but here`s the one that made me about piss laughing:

Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don`t play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn`t get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

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Male 150
Sweet, got some good pickup lines out of these...
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Male 1,132
oh yes that was funny as hell
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Female 289
I like BritneySpears14...""I put on my wizard hat.."Öh no, not YOU again" "öh poo, I should keep track of these names" lol
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Male 2,519
you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out. doesn`t that seem strange to you?

Hahaha...

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Female 201
tears were streaming down my face from laughing!!! that was the best and sexiest thing i have ever read in my life!!! lol!!! ^^
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Male 122
hahahaha the best one was the one with sweet17.
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Male 1
HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Male 49
I haven`t laughed so hard in ages! Absoloutley brilliant, 10/10
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Female 13
OMG I thought that was so funny! HAAARRRRR! And I am spent. lol
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Male 731
HAAAARRRR!!!!!
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Male 16
That was funny as hell--- I wish there were more! Anyone else wanna take a shot at it?
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Male 102
i remember reading the original, anyone know the original site?
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Male 201
i thought it was great..
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Male 129
they are all idiots.
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Male 797
lol
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Male 2,216
Old post, but still a good one.
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Male 238
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......funniest thing I`ve read this week.
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Male 9
lol i saw teh pirate one before lol hilarious HAAARRR! you know paul pool, its not that we`ve gotten to a bad point where we laugh at this, but that someone was stupid enough to do this lol i salute him!
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Male 125
Pretty funny...

We`ve gotten to the point where need to read old cyber logs for a laugh to entertaint us... but still funny.

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Female 1,001
awesome......
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Male 74
hahaha hilarious!
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Male 526
These are f*cking awesome.
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Male 716
That`s is truly priceless...!


... And I`m spent ...

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Male 1,348
aaahahaha


....Im spent

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Female 335
lmao! these were great. read some already on some web site tho
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Male 76
ROFL---- *I pull out my shlong and rub it bewtween your boobs* !! ROFL
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Male 82
Link: The Saga of BloodNinja [Rate Link] - Hilarious chat logs from cyber sex pranks
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