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Date: 07/26/05 02:26 AM

29 Responses to Reviews of Movies I Have no Intention of Seeing

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    buddy Male 30-39
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    July 26, 2005 at 12:26 am
    Link: Reviews of Movies I Have no Intention of Seeing - This could be helpful, in case you were actually thinking of seeing one of these.
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    Bucher Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2005 at 2:33 am
    lol i like this its usefull.
    The theaters will be smelling of wet nerd for another six months.
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    bwahbwah Male 13-17
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    July 26, 2005 at 2:53 am
    very usefull
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    S_J_W Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2005 at 4:25 am
    Going by this logic there`s no need to ever go to the movies again.
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    georgiascool Female 13-17
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    July 26, 2005 at 4:33 am
    heh
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    JustMarc Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2005 at 6:13 am
    Its all true. Exept for Charlie and the chocolate factory. Tim Burton rules!
    But thats just my opinion.
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    arsejesus Male 13-17
    102 posts
    July 26, 2005 at 6:15 am
    Tim Burton is an overrated piece of crap, and the new Batman film was good. i mean, at least the Batsuit didn`t have nipples this time round.
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    Chopster Male 30-39
    53 posts
    July 26, 2005 at 7:00 am
    I agree with arsejesus. Batman Begins was actually the best batman film I`ve seen. Aside from "The Scarecrow" character, it was the most realistic of the batman films. No bright colored rainbow people running around acting a fool. I also agree...Batsuit with nipples = lame.
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    Homer Jay Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2005 at 7:37 am
    i give it 3 of of 4 meh`s
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    Mat Male 13-17
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    July 26, 2005 at 7:51 am
    kind of funny...
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    Naoscaire Male 18-29
    571 posts
    July 26, 2005 at 8:14 am
    Batman Begins was the best film I`ve ever seen. Them ninja guys kicked ass. The casting was brilliant. Liam Neesan is the coolest.
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    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    July 26, 2005 at 10:48 am
    Amusing
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    Sporx Female 13-17
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    July 26, 2005 at 12:40 pm
    *yawn*
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    pencilsharp1 Male 13-17
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    July 26, 2005 at 1:48 pm
    ...
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    Miami_FL653 Male 13-17
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    July 26, 2005 at 2:27 pm
    if it wan`t for batman begins i would give up on hollywood and remakes altogether
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    blank_space Female 13-17
    147 posts
    July 26, 2005 at 3:39 pm
    Tim Burton is only overrated because of f8cking little girls who think that hes the coolest because they shop at hot topic and hot topic is cool and they think that they are Gothic for those reasons and want to die if someone calls them retarded! omfg I hate people and the world and hot topic OMG how I hate hot topic everything that I like it has to exploit and turn it into a f8cking stupid little fad for the mall goers! I love Tim Burton not because he`s cool, not because of his "magnificent" movies that show up at hot topic, but becuase he is a very talented artist and he has a very fantastic mind! I also love danny elfman and oingo boingo lol
    but sorry I just get pissed...sometimes I don`t even know why..

    I don`t like that site its dumb and unfunny

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    blurred Female 13-17
    47 posts
    July 26, 2005 at 5:14 pm
    <I>Tim Burton is only overrated because of f8cking little girls who think that hes the coolest because they shop at hot topic and hot topic is cool and they think that they are Gothic for those reasons and want to die if someone calls them retarded! omfg I hate people and the world and hot topic OMG how I hate hot topic everything that I like it has to exploit and turn it into a f8cking stupid little fad for the mall goers! I love Tim Burton not because he`s cool, not because of his "magnificent" movies that show up at hot topic, but becuase he is a very talented artist and he has a very fantastic mind! I also love danny elfman and oingo boingo lol
    but sorry I just get pissed...sometimes I don`t even know why..
    I don`t like that site its dumb and unfunny</I>

    ^That made no sense whatsoever. Why would little girls think Tim Burton is the coolest because they shop at Hot Topic? You sound like one of those "little" girls yourself, anyhow.

    Interest

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    blurred Female 13-17
    47 posts
    July 26, 2005 at 5:14 pm
    Interesting website, I meant to say at the end of my last comment. >.< Sorry.
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    nickbrick Male 13-17
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    July 26, 2005 at 5:25 pm
    i agree with sjw
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    whereswaldo9 Male 13-17
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    July 26, 2005 at 5:54 pm
    Alright, so the guy mockingly reviews movies. I don`t see why it`s interesting.
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    arsejesus Male 13-17
    102 posts
    July 26, 2005 at 7:20 pm
    wait, i didnt mean he was a piece of crap, just over-rated. anyhow, he`s doing that undead bride thing or what have you(too lazy to look up propper name) and i actually want to see it. i will say however, the remakes of `Planet Of The Apes` and `Willy Wonka` should not have been done. ruined the old ones, Gene Wilder was a great Willy Wonka
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    blank_space Female 13-17
    147 posts
    July 26, 2005 at 10:47 pm
    blurred I was pissed when I wrote that so I know it probably didn`t make sense. The reason why they would think that is because hot topic exploits stuff that they consider "gothic" so its appealing to the little twelve year olds who think they are gothic because they shop at hot topic. like the nightmare before Christmas for example...I love that movie, I grew up with it and then it shows up at hot topic and suddenly its the "cool" thing to like. they have no real passion for what they think they like.
    I`m sorry if that doesn`t make sense I`m really bad at writing what I feel and I`m sorry

    I also know that you were trying to insult me but for me to write an insult back will neither make me look better nor make me feel better so I`m just acknowledging that I know what you were doing

    and arsejesus they aren`t remakes

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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    July 27, 2005 at 1:10 am
    it was the most realistic of the batman films - chopster.
    umm...you`re kidding....right? did you WATCH the movie?

    didn`t think so...

    overall: i agree with S J W.

    also...i think danny elfman`s music is insanely wonderful...

    finally...and not examining ANY flaws in ANY movie....has anybody else noticed the overuse of remake movies and sequels this summer? seriously.
    batman begins, willy wonka, herbie (don`t see it!!!!!! this is your warning!!!!), dukes of hazard (i have a strange feeling it will suck, do to the lack of talent oozing from the mouth of a certain large breasted, blonde actress), and the war of the worlds (which will never top the marvelous work of a certain H.G. Wells who almost nobody identifies the movie with ---even though the movie was modernized and moved to new england)....

    *sigh*....

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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    July 27, 2005 at 1:11 am
    ok....so i examined a few flaws...shoot me.
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    perfectly_me Female 13-17
    314 posts
    July 27, 2005 at 3:26 pm
    Does the guy that wrote those not know how to like a movie?
    At this rate, he won`t go to the theatres for another 50 years.. and even so, he`ll pass out then.
    Stupid movie reviews, 99% wrong, yet strangely amusing.
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    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    July 27, 2005 at 4:24 pm
    Ok... so why is this interesting?
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    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    July 27, 2005 at 9:34 pm
    Well...at least the Willy Wonka review was perfect IMHO.
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    arsejesus Male 13-17
    102 posts
    July 28, 2005 at 5:34 pm
    to Blank Space, I can garauntee that they are remakes, if you honestly think they are not, you are either ignorant to anything made in the past or are just misinformed on the topic of movies
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    arsejesus Male 13-17
    102 posts
    July 28, 2005 at 5:41 pm
    i would also like to add, Batman Begins is not so much a remake as it is a prequel to reopen the whole Batman story so as new areas of it can be explored, Joker doesn`t kill Bruce Wayne`s parents in it(only flaw in my opinion, and maybe the needles use of flames)but it`s a film to rival the first Micheal Keaton Batman with Jack Nicholson as Joker (i would apologise for posting twice in a row, but frankly, i dont care)

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