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Date: 07/06/05 02:35 AM

89 Responses to Pages Ripped from Children`s Books

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
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    July 5, 2005 at 10:48 pm
    Link: Pages Ripped from Children`s Books - These are funny because they are true.
  2. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
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    July 6, 2005 at 2:49 am
    It was only after reading the 401(k)s story that I knew that these ripped off pages are funny because they are *not* so true... Very hilarious!
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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
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    July 6, 2005 at 3:36 am
    The Herbie one was funny. All of them were pretty funny.
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    freddyk11 Male 13-17
    400 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 3:56 am
    I liked the first one with the hand in the river .
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    tamahau Male 30-39
    259 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 4:03 am
    Hhahaaahahaahaaaaaa!

    The Cleveland steamer and the Pig-roast...oh my goodness!

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    Ivar Male 18-29
    103 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 4:27 am
    I liked how the saved the really unbelievable ones for last...they actually had me going until the whole tax thing.
  7. Profile photo of trinity2609
    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 4:44 am
    They r messing with the white stripes!
    well, if you could make music like that, you prbably wouldnt sit in your room writing childrensbooks would ya? pathetic noob.
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    Revolnielm Male 13-17
    111 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 4:49 am
    hmm.. quite funny.. But could be better.. hmpf
  9. Profile photo of flutist814
    flutist814 Male 13-17
    54 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 4:53 am
    ebola virus in a children`s book?
  10. Profile photo of Fermented
    Fermented Male 13-17
    119 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 5:00 am
    *Waits for a gullible person to post a comment about how horrible these "Children`s Book Pages" are*
  11. Profile photo of trinity2609
    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 5:15 am
    they r horrible.
  12. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2005 at 5:17 am
    ROFL, God that was great. Yeah, the hand in the river one was really good, oh, and I liked the one about Slow Mr. Turtle, lol, had a nice ring of organized crime to it, lol.
  13. Profile photo of Fermented
    Fermented Male 13-17
    119 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 5:25 am
    GOT ONE!

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    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 6:02 am
    Nice find.
  15. Profile photo of desert_rose
    desert_rose Female 18-29
    217 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 6:25 am
    not funny, because they`re obviously fake
  16. Profile photo of candy-baby
    candy-baby Female 13-17
    98 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 6:25 am
    lol - im gullible coz to star twit i believed they were true - then i read the last couple and im not sure - the robin hood one isnt is it?? wat a cuffuffle!
  17. Profile photo of Nowtelsetodo
    Nowtelsetodo Female 13-17
    132 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 7:06 am
    I reckon the pictures are real, and the text was just photoshopped (sorry, know you hate that word - ok, *cut and pasted*) in as a funny caption. IMHO.
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    IHeartJesus Female 18-29
    215 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 7:25 am
    Ha those were good I especially liked the white stripes one because I really hate the white stripes
  19. Profile photo of trinity2609
    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 7:32 am
    well, i hate jesus
  20. Profile photo of trinity2609
    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 7:33 am
    i feel sorry for you
  21. Profile photo of GD_dookie
    GD_dookie Male 13-17
    81 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 7:44 am
    the first one was funny

    "It looks like someone was in an accident"
    "Talk and I`ll cut ya"

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    hannah_meep Female 13-17
    169 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 7:50 am
    On 7/6/2005 7:32:52 AM trinity2609 wrote: well, i hate jesus
    I hate him too.
  23. Profile photo of Homer Jay
    Homer Jay Male 18-29
    1135 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 8:05 am
    ^^^^^
    me too
  24. Profile photo of paukau
    paukau Male 40-49
    238 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 8:06 am
    I agree with Nowtelsetodo that they are photoshopped.
  25. Profile photo of Tanny
    Tanny Female 13-17
    93 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 8:52 am
    i agree with hannah_meep, Homer Jay, and paukau. they shudve made one based on the bible stories. Now THAT wud`ve been hilarious!
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    fizzyk Female 18-29
    211 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 9:02 am
    i lik d one bout bein penetrated frm behind i wish i had dis books wen i younger!:-D
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    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 9:11 am
    HAHAHA!
    /photos/f_photo/C28822383324548f_photo.jpg
  28. Profile photo of I_love_ska
    I_love_ska Male 13-17
    419 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 9:23 am
    Haha, some of them are actually funny, but I think they`re fake!!
  29. Profile photo of racedogg2
    racedogg2 Male 13-17
    113 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 9:34 am
    Why is everyone`s favorite word photoshopped? Is everything photoshopped because it`s unbelievable and we`ve never seen it before. Not to offend other religions but for us Christians, we`ve probably never seen God. He must be photoshopped! I`ve never seen a real two-headed snake. I suppose all the photos I`ve seen are photoshopped too! How do you know that these books didn`t come from the 1800s. Maybe they could do stuff like that back then.

    Now that I`ve gotten it all out, that was funny.

    *Phew*

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    iwillpokeu Female 13-17
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    July 6, 2005 at 9:46 am
    Thyere obviosly fake but VERY funny
  31. Profile photo of whereswaldo9
    whereswaldo9 Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2005 at 10:03 am
    Racedogg, while I admit that many people overuse the word photoshpped here, you can`t make that argument for these. I mean, your probably right, that page about Herbie, a movie which is in theaters, was probably printed 200 years ago! Think about what you`re saying.
    About the page, some of them were pretty funny.
  32. Profile photo of Wennana
    Wennana Female 18-29
    179 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 10:21 am
    i liked the ones that actually COULD have been childrens books, that werent OVERLY done. there are some better ones out there that are actually real.
  33. Profile photo of ainur
    ainur Male 18-29
    388 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 10:23 am
    Wow! How did anyone noticed they`re photoshopped? I wouldn`t see that in 1000000 years!
  34. Profile photo of Monty_Python
    Monty_Python Male 13-17
    469 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 10:32 am
    Some of them are funny. I like the last one.
  35. Profile photo of mishmosh
    mishmosh Female 13-17
    378 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 10:40 am
    Hahaha! Top comedy!
  36. Profile photo of kristun666
    kristun666 Female 18-29
    214 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 10:58 am
    HA HA...S IS FOR STARWARS...don`t be dissin` starwars...starwars is awsome...AND YES...I DO LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!
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    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 11:05 am
    LLMAOO
  38. Profile photo of Mat
    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 11:10 am
    Funny.
  39. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
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    July 6, 2005 at 11:25 am
    "`Noooooooooooooo!`,screamed Mr.Turtle,his eye limply hanging from a socket crusted with blood." Lol haha I like that one.
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    3 mehs Male 18-29
    394 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 11:51 am
    i liked the robin hood one
  41. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 12:22 pm
    Your mama was Photoshopped.
  42. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 12:38 pm
    you know people im a christiano:-)and if you dont belive in god fine just dont go saying that god is bad or christians are bad jerks!keep thoughts like that to yourself!
  43. Profile photo of HarasFlipped
    HarasFlipped Female 18-29
    11 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 12:40 pm
    ha...i wish i had kid books like that...
  44. Profile photo of nickbrick
    nickbrick Male 13-17
    797 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 12:45 pm
    the robin hood one rocked.
  45. Profile photo of Niki-chan
    Niki-chan Female 18-29
    306 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 12:49 pm
    hehe amusing
  46. Profile photo of Femmbot
    Femmbot Female 13-17
    3 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 1:05 pm
    this is just dysfunctional
  47. Profile photo of JohnnyX
    JohnnyX Male 18-29
    58 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 1:06 pm
    I think some of you are missing the point, the pages are indeed `ripped`. Yes, new captions have been added to the pictures, they are not exactly `faked`. As for this photoshopped thing, yes people have been using that term in a very starnge way, for film clips and such, but yes, the captions must indeed have been pasted, or whatever, onto the image.
  48. Profile photo of carnivia2
    carnivia2 Female 13-17
    86 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 1:26 pm
    lol if only the real robin hood was like that.... :-P i like the 1st 1 though ^^
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    perfectly_me Female 13-17
    314 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 2:23 pm
    Haha. I liked the first one and the herbie fully loaded one. XD
  50. Profile photo of seventoes
    seventoes Male 13-17
    345 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 2:47 pm
    Wow.... those HAVE to be real. such as the robbin hood "Stop putting your d*ck in my wife"
  51. Profile photo of Crazygirl32
    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 2:48 pm
    Hardehar! How very funny ^_^
  52. Profile photo of daffydoll
    daffydoll Female 18-29
    132 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 3:16 pm
    My favorite was the Robinhood one... not really sure of the exact wording... but like "you`ve got your dick in my wife."
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    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 3:40 pm
    lol i thoguht they were real...
  54. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
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    July 6, 2005 at 3:43 pm
    Good stuff. For some reason the one about the guy pooping on the girls because he loved her made me laugh. And of course the first one too!
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    letitbleed88 Female 13-17
    74 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 3:46 pm
    lol! most of them were hilarious, the only one i didnt think was that funny was the herbie one.
  56. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
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    July 6, 2005 at 4:26 pm
    :-? Ok... very very wierd... funny, but wierd.
  57. Profile photo of cheeseispunk
    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 4:36 pm
    They were OK. Even if they were not real children`s books.
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    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 4:46 pm
    the giant roosterroach one was true. its a play called metamorphosis and gregor samsa turns into a bug overnight. its a great play well funny tho!!
  59. Profile photo of slaine
    slaine Male 13-17
    391 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 5:14 pm
    it was way too obvious, of course those pages were fake "stop putting your dick in my wife! said robin hood" ?!?! that`s self explanitory
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    happydude64 Male 18-29
    341 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 5:27 pm
    Funny even though anyone with at least a 1/2 I.Q. can tell they are fake.:-D
  61. Profile photo of Minivanlover
    Minivanlover Female 18-29
    107 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 5:37 pm
    I thought these were hilarious! Especially the first and second ones.
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    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 5:54 pm
    It`d be funnier if they were real.
  63. Profile photo of Apocolipse
    Apocolipse Male 13-17
    188 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 6:48 pm
    michael jackson strikes eddy morreale the finger banger of his mother again!!!
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    Cooking_Fat Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2005 at 7:34 pm
    HAHA, I liked those. Obviously fake but well funny, my faves are the one with the hand in the river, "Talk and i`ll cut you", and the turtle one.
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    LilKelc Female 13-17
    283 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 7:38 pm
    My Fav Was Probably Robin Hood One
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    magicmage316 Male 70 & Over
    478 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 7:50 pm
    i liked the last 1. why do you hate Jesus trinity????
  67. Profile photo of magicmage316
    magicmage316 Male 70 & Over
    478 posts
    July 6, 2005 at 7:57 pm
    jesus haters go hell
  68. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2005 at 8:45 pm
    I agree with magicmage316 about the Jesus haters.
  69. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2005 at 8:46 pm
    Oh, and evidentaly, to hate Jesus, you have to believe in him, so you can`t even just say you don`t believe.
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    QueenieChica Female 18-29
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    July 6, 2005 at 9:20 pm
    holy crap, just getting more and more vulgar. but funny.
    ("jesus haters" just have nothing else to say.)
  71. Profile photo of hawkwoman550
    hawkwoman550 Female 13-17
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    July 6, 2005 at 10:53 pm
    When did this become about Jesus? What did He do to anyone?
  72. Profile photo of dramastace
    dramastace Female 13-17
    346 posts
    July 7, 2005 at 12:18 am
    I think I just lost a couple brain cells.
  73. Profile photo of MickeyFree
    MickeyFree Male 13-17
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    July 7, 2005 at 12:55 am
    they seemed photoshopped to me
  74. Profile photo of guanatos
    guanatos Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2005 at 1:03 am
    Fake, still funny.
  75. Profile photo of DaWeirdo
    DaWeirdo Male 13-17
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    July 7, 2005 at 1:31 am
    They`re obviously photoshopped, duh.

    And not funny. :-)

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    dani_chick Female 18-29
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    July 7, 2005 at 3:47 pm
    People are dumb...stop being so f**cking dumb! Fake: yes, Funny: Yes...you guys are lame
  77. Profile photo of JohnnyX
    JohnnyX Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2005 at 4:33 pm
    Not `fake`. Something fake is a deliberate attempt to trick the viewer that it is real, although they are not clear of it, these are deliberately edited story pages.
  78. Profile photo of Phoenix10313
    Phoenix10313 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    July 7, 2005 at 5:34 pm
    hehe

    "Stop putting your dick in my wife! said robin hood

    No! said the sheriff of Nottingham

    Robin hood stabbed him in the chest

    Stop putting your dick in my wife! repeated Robin Hood

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    i_eat_people Male 18-29
    58 posts
    July 7, 2005 at 6:14 pm
    Interesting to see Peter Kuper`s "Metamorphosis" by Kafka in there (and badly paraphrased for no apparent reason). Especially as it is not a children`s book. It is a damn good graphic novel.

    Check it out on Amazon:

  80. Profile photo of dpaddle
    dpaddle Female 18-29
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    July 7, 2005 at 10:42 pm
    obviously edited, but i thought it was funny nonetheless
  81. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2005 at 7:57 am
    ;-() yawns
  82. Profile photo of Athorn
    Athorn Female 18-29
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    July 8, 2005 at 2:04 pm
    hmm. very fake.
  83. Profile photo of XloveX
    XloveX Female 13-17
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    July 9, 2005 at 9:28 am
    i liked teh last one... i laughed my head off. and the herbie fully loaded one.
    you know how they ban swear words? i think they should ban the word photoshopped too
  84. Profile photo of trinity2609
    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    July 9, 2005 at 12:39 pm
    why do u care if i hate jesus or not? your just as pathetic if you tell US to to go hell....LMAO...
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    cherrisoda Female 13-17
    199 posts
    July 11, 2005 at 5:18 am
    Wow...I really thought those pages were real...until i read the comments...
  86. Profile photo of bekahlynne
    bekahlynne Female 18-29
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    July 13, 2005 at 5:34 pm
    the one about gregor samsa made me laugh..but only because it has something to do with my speech team, and no one would get it..lol
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
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    July 18, 2005 at 6:20 am
    They had me going for awhile..amusing though.

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    CJ101 Male 13-17
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    July 18, 2005 at 5:25 pm
    its funny the way he put cute things in bad situations lyk the one with: so Mr.Gopher slammed the ax into Ms.Turtoises back and she instantly died. *sigh*
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    CAPN_JAC Female 18-29
    62 posts
    October 17, 2005 at 2:13 pm
    So funny i dont care if they do or dont exsist!!

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