Pages Ripped from Children`s Books

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago Funny
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These are funny because they are true.
There are 89 comments:
Female 62
So funny i dont care if they do or dont exsist!!
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Male 73
its funny the way he put cute things in bad situations lyk the one with: so Mr.Gopher slammed the ax into Ms.Turtoises back and she instantly died. *sigh*
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Female 2,244
They had me going for awhile..amusing though.

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Female 33
the one about gregor samsa made me laugh..but only because it has something to do with my speech team, and no one would get it..lol
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Female 199
Wow...I really thought those pages were real...until i read the comments...
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Female 854
why do u care if i hate jesus or not? your just as pathetic if you tell US to to go hell....LMAO...
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Female 342
i liked teh last one... i laughed my head off. and the herbie fully loaded one.
you know how they ban swear words? i think they should ban the word photoshopped too
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Female 263
hmm. very fake.
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Male 2,519
;-() yawns
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Female 94
obviously edited, but i thought it was funny nonetheless
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Male 58
Interesting to see Peter Kuper`s "Metamorphosis" by Kafka in there (and badly paraphrased for no apparent reason). Especially as it is not a children`s book. It is a damn good graphic novel.

Check it out on Amazon:

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Male 55
hehe

"Stop putting your dick in my wife! said robin hood

No! said the sheriff of Nottingham

Robin hood stabbed him in the chest

Stop putting your dick in my wife! repeated Robin Hood

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Male 58
Not `fake`. Something fake is a deliberate attempt to trick the viewer that it is real, although they are not clear of it, these are deliberately edited story pages.
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Female 289
People are dumb...stop being so f**cking dumb! Fake: yes, Funny: Yes...you guys are lame
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Male 637
They`re obviously photoshopped, duh.

And not funny. :-)

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Male 131
Fake, still funny.
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Male 22
they seemed photoshopped to me
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Female 346
I think I just lost a couple brain cells.
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Female 3
When did this become about Jesus? What did He do to anyone?
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Female 56
holy crap, just getting more and more vulgar. but funny.
("jesus haters" just have nothing else to say.)
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Male 923
Oh, and evidentaly, to hate Jesus, you have to believe in him, so you can`t even just say you don`t believe.
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Male 923
I agree with magicmage316 about the Jesus haters.
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Male 477
jesus haters go hell
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Male 477
i liked the last 1. why do you hate Jesus trinity????
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Female 283
My Fav Was Probably Robin Hood One
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Male 129
HAHA, I liked those. Obviously fake but well funny, my faves are the one with the hand in the river, "Talk and i`ll cut you", and the turtle one.
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Male 187
michael jackson strikes eddy morreale the finger banger of his mother again!!!
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Female 712
It`d be funnier if they were real.
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Female 107
I thought these were hilarious! Especially the first and second ones.
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Male 341
Funny even though anyone with at least a 1/2 I.Q. can tell they are fake.:-D
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Male 391
it was way too obvious, of course those pages were fake "stop putting your dick in my wife! said robin hood" ?!?! that`s self explanitory
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Female 491
the giant roosterroach one was true. its a play called metamorphosis and gregor samsa turns into a bug overnight. its a great play well funny tho!!
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Female 380
They were OK. Even if they were not real children`s books.
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Female 1,252
:-? Ok... very very wierd... funny, but wierd.
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Female 73
lol! most of them were hilarious, the only one i didnt think was that funny was the herbie one.
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Female 1,603
Good stuff. For some reason the one about the guy pooping on the girls because he loved her made me laugh. And of course the first one too!
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Female 782
lol i thoguht they were real...
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Female 132
My favorite was the Robinhood one... not really sure of the exact wording... but like "you`ve got your dick in my wife."
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Female 830
Hardehar! How very funny ^_^
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Male 345
Wow.... those HAVE to be real. such as the robbin hood "Stop putting your d*ck in my wife"
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Female 314
Haha. I liked the first one and the herbie fully loaded one. XD
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Female 86
lol if only the real robin hood was like that.... :-P i like the 1st 1 though ^^
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Male 58
I think some of you are missing the point, the pages are indeed `ripped`. Yes, new captions have been added to the pictures, they are not exactly `faked`. As for this photoshopped thing, yes people have been using that term in a very starnge way, for film clips and such, but yes, the captions must indeed have been pasted, or whatever, onto the image.
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Female 3
this is just dysfunctional
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Female 304
hehe amusing
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Male 797
the robin hood one rocked.
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Female 11
ha...i wish i had kid books like that...
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Male 1,808
you know people im a christiano:-)and if you dont belive in god fine just dont go saying that god is bad or christians are bad jerks!keep thoughts like that to yourself!
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Male 1,586
Your mama was Photoshopped.
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Male 394
i liked the robin hood one
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Female 1,403
"`Noooooooooooooo!`,screamed Mr.Turtle,his eye limply hanging from a socket crusted with blood." Lol haha I like that one.
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Male 1,523
Funny.
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Male 443
LLMAOO
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Female 214
HA HA...S IS FOR STARWARS...don`t be dissin` starwars...starwars is awsome...AND YES...I DO LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!
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Female 378
Hahaha! Top comedy!
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Male 469
Some of them are funny. I like the last one.
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Male 388
Wow! How did anyone noticed they`re photoshopped? I wouldn`t see that in 1000000 years!
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Female 179
i liked the ones that actually COULD have been childrens books, that werent OVERLY done. there are some better ones out there that are actually real.
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Male 317
Racedogg, while I admit that many people overuse the word photoshpped here, you can`t make that argument for these. I mean, your probably right, that page about Herbie, a movie which is in theaters, was probably printed 200 years ago! Think about what you`re saying.
About the page, some of them were pretty funny.
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Female 272
Thyere obviosly fake but VERY funny
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Male 113
Why is everyone`s favorite word photoshopped? Is everything photoshopped because it`s unbelievable and we`ve never seen it before. Not to offend other religions but for us Christians, we`ve probably never seen God. He must be photoshopped! I`ve never seen a real two-headed snake. I suppose all the photos I`ve seen are photoshopped too! How do you know that these books didn`t come from the 1800s. Maybe they could do stuff like that back then.

Now that I`ve gotten it all out, that was funny.

*Phew*

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Male 419
Haha, some of them are actually funny, but I think they`re fake!!
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Female 809
HAHAHA!
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Female 211
i lik d one bout bein penetrated frm behind i wish i had dis books wen i younger!:-D
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Female 92
i agree with hannah_meep, Homer Jay, and paukau. they shudve made one based on the bible stories. Now THAT wud`ve been hilarious!
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Male 238
I agree with Nowtelsetodo that they are photoshopped.
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Male 1,132
^^^^^
me too
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Female 169
[quote]On 7/6/2005 7:32:52 AM trinity2609 wrote: well, i hate jesus[/quote]
I hate him too.
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Male 81
the first one was funny

"It looks like someone was in an accident"
"Talk and I`ll cut ya"

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Female 854
i feel sorry for you
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Female 854
well, i hate jesus
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Female 215
Ha those were good I especially liked the white stripes one because I really hate the white stripes
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Female 132
I reckon the pictures are real, and the text was just photoshopped (sorry, know you hate that word - ok, *cut and pasted*) in as a funny caption. IMHO.
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Female 98
lol - im gullible coz to star twit i believed they were true - then i read the last couple and im not sure - the robin hood one isnt is it?? wat a cuffuffle!
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Female 217
not funny, because they`re obviously fake
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Male 1,465
Nice find.
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Male 119
GOT ONE!

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Male 923
ROFL, God that was great. Yeah, the hand in the river one was really good, oh, and I liked the one about Slow Mr. Turtle, lol, had a nice ring of organized crime to it, lol.
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Female 854
they r horrible.
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Male 119
*Waits for a gullible person to post a comment about how horrible these "Children`s Book Pages" are*
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Male 54
ebola virus in a children`s book?
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Male 110
hmm.. quite funny.. But could be better.. hmpf
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Female 854
They r messing with the white stripes!
well, if you could make music like that, you prbably wouldnt sit in your room writing childrensbooks would ya? pathetic noob.
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Male 103
I liked how the saved the really unbelievable ones for last...they actually had me going until the whole tax thing.
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Male 259
Hhahaaahahaahaaaaaa!

The Cleveland steamer and the Pig-roast...oh my goodness!

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Male 399
I liked the first one with the hand in the river .
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Female 2,035
The Herbie one was funny. All of them were pretty funny.
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Male 916
It was only after reading the 401(k)s story that I knew that these ripped off pages are funny because they are *not* so true... Very hilarious!
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Male 10,115
Link: Pages Ripped from Children`s Books [Rate Link] - These are funny because they are true.
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