California Driver`s Test

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
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The new test to get your license in California.
There are 53 comments:
Female 335
go screw your self omni cause california does not suck.. feakin redneck
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Female 35
haha perfect for LA! I live in San Diego so the rain one REALLY applies. It rains like a few days out of the entire year. Is that not normal?
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Female 24
Please check hair color
Teenagers:
[ ] Red [ ] Orange [ ] Green [ ] Purple [ ] Blue
[ ] Skinhead [ ] Other haha i love the choices but i`d have to go with other
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Male 175
nice, they should send this into leno
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Male 103
Glad you corrected that Cheese King, it really doesn`t apply to glorious North California (except for the commute bit)
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Female 114
HA!
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Male 47
The part about the rain was incredibly true. I swear to God if it rains for any amount of time people go insane like, "what is this liquid falling from the sky? Should I speed up to outrun the droplets?
One guy out there asked me, "man, i bet there are some crazy drivers in the south" and i responded, "at least we know that wet means slippery"
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Male 559
Growing up in Southern California, I had to laugh at this. However, I ASSURE you it`s not just an LA area stereotpe, I`ve lived in Sacramento, San Fransisco (not frisco) and WAY up north in Redding. There are people like this all over the state. Seen em on the East Coast too. Anyway, I got a good laugh out of this.
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Male 2
HA HA HA...very funny. If u have ever lived in Southern CA, u know how true it is.
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Male 6
Sweet my first post
anyways yeah very true for southern california
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Female 2
This oviously wouldn`t be the test for NorCal... What would have been really funny is if it was geared towards all the freaking illegal immegrants that keep coming here... Because I look around and I swear 60% of the people driving probably fall in that category.
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Male 576
So stupid, can`t believe i wasted my time reading that
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Male 667
That`s a Southern Calli test for sure.
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Female 1,603
~~***Happy Bday Fizzy*** (mine was on the 4th of this month!)~~
Anyways this was cute!
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Female 1,062
Eh, I live in California. Tourists come here and are disappointed by the fact that most of us are just normal people. This test does apply to most people in Los Angeles though.
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Female 92
thts funny... im moving to California!
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Male 731
Funny. :)
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Female 241
[quote]On 7/18/2005 2:48:53 PM Stentorian wrote: California is awesome.[/quote]
Hahahaha, that`s funny.
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Female 571
hahah!! When you see a woman driver with her arm extended out the window,
it means:
a) Her turn-signals are broken.
b) She is giving an indication she intends to change lanes.
c) She is drying her nails.---thats the best!
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Male 423
car
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Male 425
California is awesome.
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Male 716
Me like!!
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Male 1,343
happy bday fizz! w00t i like the activities while driving Shooting/Reloading gun lol!
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Male 982
funny stuff......happy birthday fizz
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Female 26
wot da f**k )-|
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Male 217
nice. I needed a good laugh. It`d be amazing if it were true.
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Male 1,061
cool
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Male 1,061
hah
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Female 1,252
It describes them SO perfectly. I love the CA stereotypes since they`re mostly true... j/k/n
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Female 321
Please circle all activities you perform while driving:
Eating
Drinking Starbucks coffee
Applying make-up
Shaving (male or female)
Talking on the phone
Lifting weights
Slapping kids in the back-seat
Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
Tanning
Snorting cocaine
Watching TV
Reading Variety
Surfing the net via laptop
Discharging firearms / reloading

that section is wierd cos , if u r applying to drive , how can u already kno wot u do in the car cos u dont drive?

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Male 51
lol yeah they should make one for jersey, its proly more ghetto here!
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Male 190
meh. better if wasnt so fake sounding. anyhoo, im not in a good mood, but ill say happy bday anyway... happy bday.
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Male 1,808
that was pretty good!
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Female 241
Hahaha, I hate California...
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Female 289
Hmm...midly amusing
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Male 1,083
fake?
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Male 150
Where did you steal that from buddy?
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Male 1,016
that is whack.happy bday
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Female 263
haha...wish i lived in california...
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Female 58
Applying cellulite treatment to thighs!? wow to much information there
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Male 774
Meh sounds like the hillbilly liscence test or w.e i saw on here a bit back.
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Female 272
They should make one for Jersey..ah life is good in the ghetto..lol ah `tis so fun waking to gunshots and car tires squealing...whoo..mmm...prozak
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Male 332
Quite funny.
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Male 125
Hmm, I need to go to California.
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Male 33
Amusing. Happy Birthday Fizzy :-)
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Female 283
Funneh Really Funneh
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Male 164
that was cool
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Female 211
hahahaha its funny btw its my bday2day WOOHOO!!!!
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Female 70
That was SO funny
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Male 1,031
That`s the SOUTHERN California driver`s test.
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Male 17
Oh my. That was incredibly stupid. And they spelt "Xanax" wrong.

Stereotypes are teh funnay!

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Female 12
Oh my. That was a good one. :-D
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Male 10,115
Link: California Driver`s Test [Rate Link] - The new test to get your license in California.

:-)

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