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Date: 07/18/05 02:58 AM

53 Responses to California Driver`s Test

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    July 17, 2005 at 3:58 pm
    Link: California Driver`s Test - The new test to get your license in California.

    :-)

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    the_nerd Female 18-29
    12 posts
    July 17, 2005 at 4:01 pm
    Oh my. That was a good one. :-D
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    nkessler2000 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 17, 2005 at 5:29 pm
    Oh my. That was incredibly stupid. And they spelt "Xanax" wrong.

    Stereotypes are teh funnay!

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    Cheese King Male 18-29
    1031 posts
    July 17, 2005 at 7:17 pm
    That`s the SOUTHERN California driver`s test.
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    matil Female 13-17
    70 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 4:05 am
    That was SO funny
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    fizzyk Female 18-29
    211 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 4:13 am
    hahahaha its funny btw its my bday2day WOOHOO!!!!
  7. Profile photo of x-baby
    x-baby Male 18-29
    164 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 4:45 am
    that was cool
  8. Profile photo of LilKelc
    LilKelc Female 13-17
    283 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 5:46 am
    Funneh Really Funneh
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    matttan8989 Male 13-17
    33 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 6:40 am
    Amusing. Happy Birthday Fizzy :-)
  10. Profile photo of PaulPool
    PaulPool Male 18-29
    125 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 6:43 am
    Hmm, I need to go to California.
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    yishusing Male 18-29
    332 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 7:14 am
    Quite funny.
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    iwillpokeu Female 13-17
    272 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 8:32 am
    They should make one for Jersey..ah life is good in the ghetto..lol ah `tis so fun waking to gunshots and car tires squealing...whoo..mmm...prozak
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    Bucher Male 18-29
    774 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 8:43 am
    Meh sounds like the hillbilly liscence test or w.e i saw on here a bit back.
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    crazydragon Female 18-29
    58 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 9:16 am
    Applying cellulite treatment to thighs!? wow to much information there
  15. Profile photo of Athorn
    Athorn Female 18-29
    263 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 10:01 am
    haha...wish i lived in california...
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    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 10:37 am
    that is whack.happy bday
  17. Profile photo of Voteforkudos
    Voteforkudos Male 13-17
    150 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 10:41 am
    Where did you steal that from buddy?
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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 10:45 am
    fake?
  19. Profile photo of dani_chick
    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 10:49 am
    Hmm...midly amusing
  20. Profile photo of x_omni_x
    x_omni_x Female 13-17
    241 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 10:52 am
    Hahaha, I hate California...
  21. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 10:54 am
    that was pretty good!
  22. Profile photo of oligarky
    oligarky Male 13-17
    190 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 11:08 am
    meh. better if wasnt so fake sounding. anyhoo, im not in a good mood, but ill say happy bday anyway... happy bday.
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    chrispy2k4 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 11:25 am
    lol yeah they should make one for jersey, its proly more ghetto here!
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    mcfly_lover Female 13-17
    321 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 11:42 am
    Please circle all activities you perform while driving:
    Eating
    Drinking Starbucks coffee
    Applying make-up
    Shaving (male or female)
    Talking on the phone
    Lifting weights
    Slapping kids in the back-seat
    Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
    Tanning
    Snorting cocaine
    Watching TV
    Reading Variety
    Surfing the net via laptop
    Discharging firearms / reloading

    that section is wierd cos , if u r applying to drive , how can u already kno wot u do in the car cos u dont drive?

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    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 12:18 pm
    It describes them SO perfectly. I love the CA stereotypes since they`re mostly true... j/k/n
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    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 1:44 pm
    hah
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    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 1:44 pm
    cool
  28. Profile photo of deciduous
    deciduous Male 13-17
    217 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 2:13 pm
    nice. I needed a good laugh. It`d be amazing if it were true.
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    ya_smell Female 13-17
    26 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 2:35 pm
    wot da f**k )-|
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    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 2:37 pm
    funny stuff......happy birthday fizz
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    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 2:38 pm
    happy bday fizz! w00t i like the activities while driving Shooting/Reloading gun lol!
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    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 2:45 pm
    Me like!!
  33. Profile photo of Stentorian
    Stentorian Male 13-17
    425 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 2:48 pm
    California is awesome.
  34. Profile photo of pencilsharp1
    pencilsharp1 Male 13-17
    423 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 3:01 pm
    car
  35. Profile photo of kitkat2010
    kitkat2010 Female 13-17
    571 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 3:23 pm
    hahah!! When you see a woman driver with her arm extended out the window,
    it means:
    a) Her turn-signals are broken.
    b) She is giving an indication she intends to change lanes.
    c) She is drying her nails.---thats the best!
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    x_omni_x Female 13-17
    241 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 3:50 pm
    On 7/18/2005 2:48:53 PM Stentorian wrote: California is awesome.
    Hahahaha, that`s funny.
  37. Profile photo of JustMarc
    JustMarc Male 18-29
    731 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 3:59 pm
    Funny. :)
  38. Profile photo of Tanny
    Tanny Female 13-17
    93 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 4:00 pm
    thts funny... im moving to California!
  39. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 4:17 pm
    Eh, I live in California. Tourists come here and are disappointed by the fact that most of us are just normal people. This test does apply to most people in Los Angeles though.
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    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 5:00 pm
    ~~***Happy Bday Fizzy*** (mine was on the 4th of this month!)~~
    Anyways this was cute!
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    DJ_jason Male 30-39
    667 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 7:41 pm
    That`s a Southern Calli test for sure.
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    sleep4never Male 18-29
    576 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 7:52 pm
    So stupid, can`t believe i wasted my time reading that
  43. Profile photo of reeniebeenie
    reeniebeenie Female 18-29
    2 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 9:42 pm
    This oviously wouldn`t be the test for NorCal... What would have been really funny is if it was geared towards all the freaking illegal immegrants that keep coming here... Because I look around and I swear 60% of the people driving probably fall in that category.
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    theKOV Male 13-17
    6 posts
    July 18, 2005 at 11:07 pm
    Sweet my first post
    anyways yeah very true for southern california
  45. Profile photo of jeciv2000
    jeciv2000 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    July 19, 2005 at 1:47 am
    HA HA HA...very funny. If u have ever lived in Southern CA, u know how true it is.
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    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    July 19, 2005 at 6:23 am
    Growing up in Southern California, I had to laugh at this. However, I ASSURE you it`s not just an LA area stereotpe, I`ve lived in Sacramento, San Fransisco (not frisco) and WAY up north in Redding. There are people like this all over the state. Seen em on the East Coast too. Anyway, I got a good laugh out of this.
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    MCpeepants Male 18-29
    47 posts
    July 19, 2005 at 12:34 pm
    The part about the rain was incredibly true. I swear to God if it rains for any amount of time people go insane like, "what is this liquid falling from the sky? Should I speed up to outrun the droplets?
    One guy out there asked me, "man, i bet there are some crazy drivers in the south" and i responded, "at least we know that wet means slippery"
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    Broken-Wings Female 18-29
    114 posts
    July 19, 2005 at 9:48 pm
    HA!
  49. Profile photo of Ivar
    Ivar Male 18-29
    103 posts
    July 20, 2005 at 12:13 am
    Glad you corrected that Cheese King, it really doesn`t apply to glorious North California (except for the commute bit)
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    xbox8798 Male 13-17
    175 posts
    July 20, 2005 at 10:37 pm
    nice, they should send this into leno
  51. Profile photo of citrussplash
    citrussplash Female 13-17
    24 posts
    July 21, 2005 at 4:42 pm
    Please check hair color
    Teenagers:
    Red Orange Green Purple Blue
    Skinhead Other haha i love the choices but i`d have to go with other
  52. Profile photo of krumclea
    krumclea Female 13-17
    35 posts
    July 25, 2005 at 12:01 am
    haha perfect for LA! I live in San Diego so the rain one REALLY applies. It rains like a few days out of the entire year. Is that not normal?
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    popo38 Female 13-17
    335 posts
    July 27, 2005 at 12:32 am
    go screw your self omni cause california does not suck.. feakin redneck

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