15 ways to forget your life sucks

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in
http://www.a1b2c3.com/suilodge/metfor1.htm

Most are pretty obvious I suppose.
There are 54 comments:
Female 8
Kind of funny in a sort of pathetic way. The sleeping idea must be one of the oldest.
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Male 979
god damnit I hate punk (as in the music genre) pussies.
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Female 349
Kinda depressing.
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Male 34
Not really funny.
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Female 200
Sleeping is good.
Other than that.. I thought this page was supposed to be well meaning...
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Male 95
NIRVANA ROCKS!!!!!!!!!! F*** THE MAN!
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Female 48
i thought it was all pathetic except for screaming `ím crushing youe head``one,lol i cracked up at that!
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Female 75
Stare at a picture of Tori Amos? What?!
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Male 175
not funny at all
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Male 601
Then I will propel myself into great orgasm.
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Male 601
I`m going to try number 7. Then I will masturbate.
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Female 395
Throwing my self naked infront of cars sounds amusing...but I get enough guys staring at my chest...so I dun think I will act on the amusing thought. *shudders* stupid old men...
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Female 963
That was boring and lame.
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Male 1,425
hmm well my life is pretty awesome...but sleep..looks good..and so does the IRC one.
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Male 109
Sounds like my life. These are all the things I say all the time.
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Male 425
that was ok
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Female 184
was hilarious..till they made fun of nirvana.
then it was so-so
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Male 423
n00b
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Male 1,364
"After the physical aspect is taken for granted, you will realize that your relationship is poo. It has no damn substance. Just two lost children in a big confusing world, grabbing at anything in the dark. Now its time to do lots of acid and die."

lol, how true

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Male 142
Hmmm, some interesting suggestions, if things get any worse then I may have to start trying some of them.
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Male 32
loved it.... gonna live by it from now on... if u see me, run.
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Male 215
Wow, he potrayed drugs in such a positive light. I never really thought about trying acid, but after reading this who knows? heh
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Female 60
Glad to see the majority of the posts contain such deep observations, such as "lol," "roflf," and "lmao." That right there is enough to make me follow the list in detail . . .
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Female 10
lol
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Female 10
roflmao
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Female 10
lol
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Female 34
It kinda made me laugh but this sucks. For starters my life dosnt suck! I dont know what im doing looking at it anyway!
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Male 4
THE BEST POST IN HISTORY!!!!!!!
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Female 68
The Tori Amos part didn`t work for me...
Kept thinking she`s famous and I`m not.
Therefor, my life sucks.
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Female 208
I laughed occasionally.
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Female 212
Erm ok some will solve yer probs but some cause mer probs like taking forigin subs lol who made that s**t up and kill ursell ok then people will h8 u for that cause they have to pay for yer funeral lol
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Male 341
Lame!
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Male 42
lame
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Female 163
I thought this was stupid, but actually, by trying to give people harmful ideas of what to do with their lives, he actually commented in a positive way towards the present ills in our society. For example, he says that we shouldn`t do Marijuana or cocaine because it isn`t worth it and goes on to say that suicide is unnecessary because there is so much more we can do with our lives (though he wants us to use our lives to hurt others). In that sense, though this obviously wasn`t his goal when writing the piece, i can say that it was worth being written in the first place
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Female 72
awesome!
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Male 50
sleep = good

the other suggestions were craptacular

1 star!

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Male 1,149
hmm... I did`nt find any of it funny. In fact that was stupid. So stupid the person who wrote it (Jason Farnon) should go to prison for wasting peoples minds and time with this Bullsh*t.
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Male 12
Some of those were funny.
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Male 1,016
hahaha that was so funny
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Female 304
hehehehe i thought that was amusing
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Female 1,784
hahaha that was so funny
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Male 571
My friend has better ways of amusing himself... One of them is throwing himself in front of cars naked... It`s not a healthy hobby but he enjoys it so I leave him alone about it.
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Female 3
Not funny.
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Male 608
Written & tested by the author & ultimate loser; Jason Farnon. He should know. Life doesn`t suck. Its what you make it! Enjoy every moment while you still can! Carpe Diem... :->
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Female 53
I think the idea to write something like that was good. But the outcome wasn`t.
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Female 1
Omg im actually gonna keep that it might work hehehehe even thou my life doesnt really suck
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Female 198
ahahahaha.

i showed this to all my friends on IRC, they love it ^^

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Male 1,348
wow this is old. I remember it from like 6 years ago.
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Male 923
Lol, some of them I already do :S
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Male 1,523
Funny.
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Male 1,061
some of them are good
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Male 424
That`s retarted.
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Male 231
sleep sounds good right now but burnig alive with maggots eating my eyes is a little extreme
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Male 10,115
Link: 15 ways to forget your life sucks [Rate Link] - Most are pretty obvious I suppose.
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