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Date: 07/31/05 02:33 AM

54 Responses to 15 ways to forget your life sucks

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 1:33 am
    Link: 15 ways to forget your life sucks - Most are pretty obvious I suppose.
  2. Profile photo of Miami_FL653
    Miami_FL653 Male 13-17
    231 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 2:40 am
    sleep sounds good right now but burnig alive with maggots eating my eyes is a little extreme
  3. Profile photo of Game_MP
    Game_MP Male 13-17
    425 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 4:41 am
    That`s retarted.
  4. Profile photo of pal666
    pal666 Male 13-17
    1061 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 5:12 am
    some of them are good
  5. Profile photo of Mat
    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 5:19 am
    Funny.
  6. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 5:44 am
    Lol, some of them I already do :S
  7. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 5:58 am
    wow this is old. I remember it from like 6 years ago.
  8. Profile photo of ebsha
    ebsha Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 6:44 am
    ahahahaha.

    i showed this to all my friends on IRC, they love it ^^

  9. Profile photo of S3Xy_T3GgS
    S3Xy_T3GgS Female 13-17
    1 post
    July 31, 2005 at 8:03 am
    Omg im actually gonna keep that it might work hehehehe even thou my life doesnt really suck
  10. Profile photo of burninglace
    burninglace Female 70 & Over
    53 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 9:38 am
    I think the idea to write something like that was good. But the outcome wasn`t.
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    Mr.knowItAll Male 18-29
    608 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 9:42 am
    Written & tested by the author & ultimate loser; Jason Farnon. He should know. Life doesn`t suck. Its what you make it! Enjoy every moment while you still can! Carpe Diem... :->
  12. Profile photo of lauha
    lauha Female 13-17
    3 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 9:58 am
    Not funny.
  13. Profile photo of Naoscaire
    Naoscaire Male 18-29
    571 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 10:16 am
    My friend has better ways of amusing himself... One of them is throwing himself in front of cars naked... It`s not a healthy hobby but he enjoys it so I leave him alone about it.
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    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 10:35 am
    hahaha that was so funny
  15. Profile photo of Niki-chan
    Niki-chan Female 18-29
    306 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 10:52 am
    hehehehe i thought that was amusing
  16. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 11:03 am
    hahaha that was so funny
  17. Profile photo of _Wonderboy_
    _Wonderboy_ Male 30-39
    12 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 11:03 am
    Some of those were funny.
  18. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 11:31 am
    hmm... I did`nt find any of it funny. In fact that was stupid. So stupid the person who wrote it (Jason Farnon) should go to prison for wasting peoples minds and time with this Bullsh*t.
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    FlareStar Male 18-29
    50 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 11:52 am
    sleep = good

    the other suggestions were craptacular

    1 star!

  20. Profile photo of Nerdzy
    Nerdzy Female 13-17
    72 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 12:07 pm
    awesome!
  21. Profile photo of blazer90
    blazer90 Female 13-17
    163 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 12:57 pm
    I thought this was stupid, but actually, by trying to give people harmful ideas of what to do with their lives, he actually commented in a positive way towards the present ills in our society. For example, he says that we shouldn`t do Marijuana or cocaine because it isn`t worth it and goes on to say that suicide is unnecessary because there is so much more we can do with our lives (though he wants us to use our lives to hurt others). In that sense, though this obviously wasn`t his goal when writing the piece, i can say that it was worth being written in the first place
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    swordylove Male 18-29
    42 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 1:06 pm
    lame
  23. Profile photo of happydude64
    happydude64 Male 18-29
    341 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 1:31 pm
    Lame!
    hgbtujnhvghnghy
  24. Profile photo of ginaxcx
    ginaxcx Female 18-29
    214 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 2:20 pm
    Erm ok some will solve yer probs but some cause mer probs like taking forigin subs lol who made that s**t up and kill ursell ok then people will h8 u for that cause they have to pay for yer funeral lol
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    renegadefae Female 13-17
    208 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 2:22 pm
    I laughed occasionally.
  26. Profile photo of Junimond
    Junimond Female 13-17
    68 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 3:19 pm
    The Tori Amos part didn`t work for me...
    Kept thinking she`s famous and I`m not.
    Therefor, my life sucks.
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    licurgo Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 3:40 pm
    THE BEST POST IN HISTORY!!!!!!!
  28. Profile photo of Lulu07
    Lulu07 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 3:44 pm
    It kinda made me laugh but this sucks. For starters my life dosnt suck! I dont know what im doing looking at it anyway!
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    death88760 Female 13-17
    10 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 4:15 pm
    lol
  30. Profile photo of death88760
    death88760 Female 13-17
    10 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 4:16 pm
    roflmao
  31. Profile photo of death88760
    death88760 Female 13-17
    10 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 4:17 pm
    lol
  32. Profile photo of Deuterostome
    Deuterostome Female 70 & Over
    60 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 4:20 pm
    Glad to see the majority of the posts contain such deep observations, such as "lol," "roflf," and "lmao." That right there is enough to make me follow the list in detail . . .
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    silverant Male 13-17
    215 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 4:30 pm
    Wow, he potrayed drugs in such a positive light. I never really thought about trying acid, but after reading this who knows? heh
  34. Profile photo of dabju
    dabju Male 18-29
    32 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 4:41 pm
    loved it.... gonna live by it from now on... if u see me, run.
  35. Profile photo of streb
    streb Male 18-29
    142 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 4:49 pm
    Hmmm, some interesting suggestions, if things get any worse then I may have to start trying some of them.
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    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 5:07 pm
    "After the physical aspect is taken for granted, you will realize that your relationship is poo. It has no damn substance. Just two lost children in a big confusing world, grabbing at anything in the dark. Now its time to do lots of acid and die."

    lol, how true

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    pencilsharp1 Male 13-17
    423 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 5:43 pm
    n00b
  38. Profile photo of Aneurysm
    Aneurysm Female 13-17
    184 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 6:40 pm
    was hilarious..till they made fun of nirvana.
    then it was so-so
  39. Profile photo of Dizzy_K
    Dizzy_K Male 13-17
    425 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 7:42 pm
    that was ok
  40. Profile photo of dablaine
    dablaine Male 18-29
    109 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 8:03 pm
    Sounds like my life. These are all the things I say all the time.
  41. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 8:40 pm
    hmm well my life is pretty awesome...but sleep..looks good..and so does the IRC one.
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    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 9:45 pm
    That was boring and lame.
  43. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 10:24 pm
    Throwing my self naked infront of cars sounds amusing...but I get enough guys staring at my chest...so I dun think I will act on the amusing thought. *shudders* stupid old men...
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    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 11:32 pm
    I`m going to try number 7. Then I will masturbate.
  45. Profile photo of kylethehappy
    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 11:32 pm
    Then I will propel myself into great orgasm.
  46. Profile photo of xbox8798
    xbox8798 Male 13-17
    175 posts
    August 1, 2005 at 12:09 am
    not funny at all
  47. Profile photo of 1CoolioChick
    1CoolioChick Female 18-29
    75 posts
    August 1, 2005 at 12:25 am
    Stare at a picture of Tori Amos? What?!
  48. Profile photo of bored_4_sex
    bored_4_sex Female 13-17
    48 posts
    August 1, 2005 at 12:39 am
    i thought it was all pathetic except for screaming `ím crushing youe head``one,lol i cracked up at that!
  49. Profile photo of Ghostface
    Ghostface Male 18-29
    96 posts
    August 1, 2005 at 11:56 am
    NIRVANA ROCKS!!!!!!!!!! F*** THE MAN!
  50. Profile photo of Lynn_19
    Lynn_19 Female 18-29
    200 posts
    August 1, 2005 at 4:15 pm
    Sleeping is good.
    Other than that.. I thought this page was supposed to be well meaning...
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    TinytimTony Male 18-29
    34 posts
    August 1, 2005 at 4:20 pm
    Not really funny.
  52. Profile photo of SnowWolf
    SnowWolf Female 13-17
    349 posts
    August 1, 2005 at 8:26 pm
    Kinda depressing.
  53. Profile photo of geckosrock
    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    August 2, 2005 at 2:01 am
    god damnit I hate punk (as in the music genre) pussies.
  54. Profile photo of Colgate
    Colgate Female 13-17
    8 posts
    August 7, 2005 at 6:28 pm
    Kind of funny in a sort of pathetic way. The sleeping idea must be one of the oldest.

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