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Date: 06/10/05 02:53 AM

126 Responses to You are NOT the father.

  1. Profile photo of Bucher
    Bucher Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2005 at 8:03 pm
    Link: You are NOT the father. - A little clip from Maury, check the dude`s reaction.

    :-)

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    ChickenMan Male 13-17
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    June 10, 2005 at 2:37 am
    is he dancing cuz he isnt that dad?
  3. Profile photo of damoo
    damoo Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 3:12 am
    Man Maury is so whack, they do nothing but these kinds of shows. Wheres the substance! Mild mannered Jerry Springer
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    Clayboy Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 3:24 am
    Yea, Maury used to be decent until they started doing this shows. Now this is all they do.. It gets so boring fast.
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    freddyk11 Male 13-17
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    June 10, 2005 at 3:52 am
    This was just boring!
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    Shimmerz777 Male 13-17
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    June 10, 2005 at 3:57 am
    Smooth!!!!
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    cruxshadows Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 4:00 am
    I Like Maury, But That Wasn`t Funny.
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    Joey11y Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 4:08 am
    Wow he really dodged a bullet there!
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 5:21 am
    That poor child, that is sick.
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    Mr.knowItAll Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 5:54 am
    Next hes gotta have Darth Vader & the Luke gangstas on... "I`m ya` Fatha`-I`m ya` Fatha`!" Maury`s just become a corporate media whore like all the rest. Probably why i don`t watch TV anymore...
  11. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 6:56 am
    "That poor child"? I hope you`re talking about the fact that he has a whore for a mother and not bad mouthing that guy. She was trying to pin parental responsibility on him even though she knew that there was a good chance that the kid belonged to whoever else she was banging. Granted, if he was using protection he`d have nothing to worry about but after dodging that one I bet he`ll be smarter in the future.
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    SammyFrank Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 7:24 am
    I`ve seen Maury episodes where the whore is testing the 13th guy and he`s STILL not the father. More than 13 guys in the 1-2 week time when a woman can get pregnant? That`s 2 GUYS A DAY!
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    DogMeat65 Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 8:11 am
    "...I bet he`ll be smarter in the future."

    Yeah right.

    That would show some level of intelligence. Appearing on this show contradicts that.

  14. Profile photo of Homer Jay
    Homer Jay Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 8:12 am
    it`s so funny when they are not the father. stupid whores sleep with to many people. they deserve to be sterilized and shot
  15. Profile photo of getcrunk49
    getcrunk49 Male 13-17
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    June 10, 2005 at 8:26 am
    thats so fu*cking funny
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    MikePiano Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 8:51 am
    hahahahahahaha(etc.)
  17. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    June 10, 2005 at 8:52 am
    I DEARLY hope he never will be either.

    Homer Jay, how is it that girls that sleep with many men are whores, while men that sleep with many women are cool?

  18. Profile photo of Rich_in_VA
    Rich_in_VA Male 40-49
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    June 10, 2005 at 8:56 am
    `men that sleep with many women are cool?`

    who said that? Not Homer Jay.

  19. Profile photo of misery106
    misery106 Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 9:17 am
    This is to the people who called the girls whores for taking those men on Maury. If the girl is straight forward and tells him look there is a chance you could be the father then he shouldn`t act like that. But if she is on some " I know 2000% that he is the father!" when she knows she slept with everyone and their cousin`s uncle then she is stupid and gonna embarass herself. Just because a woman has sex with a lot of men doesn`t make her a whore, just a little stupid.
  20. Profile photo of WheelofTime
    WheelofTime Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 9:37 am
    I think its sad. What is the world coming to?
  21. Profile photo of sweetpeachy1
    sweetpeachy1 Female 30-39
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    June 10, 2005 at 9:56 am
    sad that poor baby doesn`t know whos it`s daddy...plus he acted out that way cause he knew he was on tv it would if been funny if he would of said "naw man i was joking you da daddy" lol now thats comedy
  22. Profile photo of MikeyC
    MikeyC Male 13-17
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    June 10, 2005 at 10:10 am
    lol, imagine finding out if he was the father.>imagines woman doing the dance<
  23. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 10:17 am
    "but andrew... we got some bad news. You`ve got syphillis." well thats what you get for nobbing the village bike
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    nvidia17 Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 10:38 am
    haha thats a good one! Looks planned though
  25. Profile photo of x_omni_x
    x_omni_x Female 13-17
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    June 10, 2005 at 10:47 am
    Hey, I think I saw that episode. What? I watch it when I`m sick and nothing else is on, don`t judge me. :P Oh, and I like Mr.noItAll`s idea...

    "knock `em out the box, Luke, knock `em out..."

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    Aigidh Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 10:51 am
    LOL I like the when the music kicked in...
  27. Profile photo of dani_chick
    dani_chick Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 11:13 am
    To the people who are saying she`s a whore, yes she is. If she doesn`t know who the father is, she should stop sleeping around with protection. I`ve never had to sleep with more then one person to ever validate myself. As well, he`s a slut/whore whatever as well, don`t sleep with girls who you can`t trust and always wrap up. He might`ve got out of this one, but there will just be another one. Never have sex to validate yourself, it just makes you into a whore
  28. Profile photo of dani_chick
    dani_chick Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 11:13 am
    Correct: She should stop sleeping aroundAND USE protection
  29. Profile photo of dremassa
    dremassa Male 13-17
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    June 10, 2005 at 11:24 am
    daytime television. you gotta love it
  30. Profile photo of SammyFrank
    SammyFrank Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 11:26 am
    As for this "the guy is cool" and "the woman is a whore". Let`s get real, who holds the keys to two people having sex? THE GIRL!!! The guy cannot decide to sleep with a woman unless she says so. End of story - no further discussion needed.
  31. Profile photo of michcity
    michcity Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 11:28 am
    Maury sucks. This was funny though. I don`t feel bad for any of them. Think about this: when you`re drunk, and with someone you really like, sometimes rubbers get forgotten. Lucky my girl keeps my ass in line B-|
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    Kane132 Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 12:02 pm
    That was SO fake, I mean one of them was white and one was black, it would`ve been OBVIOUS who the father was
  33. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
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    June 10, 2005 at 12:04 pm
    My favorite thing about these shows on Maury:
    "I`m 100 percent, no - 200 percent positive that he`s the father"
    "Yeah, well I`m 500 percent positive that I`m NOT the father"
    Okay - I guess if you`re ignorant a bigger number means that you`re more certain. If you don`t know how percentages work, that is.
    People this stupid need to get abortions instead of paternity tests.
  34. Profile photo of jules991
    jules991 Female 70 & Over
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    June 10, 2005 at 12:21 pm
    I feel bad for that poor kid...
  35. Profile photo of Wildcat07070
    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
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    June 10, 2005 at 12:37 pm
    This clip made me realize how long it has been since I watched the Maury Show.
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    bettiedoll77 Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 12:38 pm
    Poor baby-But typical of the man.
  37. Profile photo of rockerbunny
    rockerbunny Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 12:44 pm
    "The guy cannot decide to sleep with a woman unless she says so. End of story - no further discussion needed."

    Completely NOT true. It`s a joint effort, first of all. Second, what about rape?

    Both the man and the woman are whores. You shouldn`t be sleeping with that many people without protection in the first place. It`s kinda sad when you don`t even know how the father is.

  38. Profile photo of michcity
    michcity Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 12:53 pm
    I kicked Maury in the nuts and set his nipples on fire.
  39. Profile photo of Kalico13
    Kalico13 Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 1:10 pm
    Half the time they are sluts, but that`s just plain awful how they act... on both sides. What about the poor kid? Probably going to end up with the grandparents or in a foster home. I think it`s really sad and frustrating.
  40. Profile photo of michcity
    michcity Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 1:12 pm
    Why don`t you adopt the kid?
  41. Profile photo of dwi_dwi
    dwi_dwi Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 1:23 pm
    Wow. Both the guy AND the girl are awful.
  42. Profile photo of Bucher
    Bucher Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 1:29 pm
    You people are funny, dare i say sometimes to funny for your own good.
    "but andrew... we got some bad news. You`ve got syphillis." well thats what you get for nobbing the village bike" -Manicstoive
    lol, imagine finding out if he was the father.>imagines woman doing the dance<" Mikeyc
    sad that poor baby doesn`t know whos it`s daddy...plus he acted out that way cause he knew he was on tv it would if been funny if he would of said "naw man i was joking you da daddy" lol now thats comedy-sweetpeachy1
  43. Profile photo of LadyofLight
    LadyofLight Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 1:31 pm
    Now, I do not like how that girl made a decision to sleep around with so many guys, but i did not like the way the guy acted! dancing around being happy? I bet in his mind right now that because he`s not the father he can just go around making himself a whore just like her. I just can`t take watching guys being happy that they`re not the father of a child!!
  44. Profile photo of dablaine
    dablaine Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 1:34 pm
    First of all the girl on the show IS NOT a whore I know her very well i use to work with her for a long time. It only said that she slept with TWO guys and, didn`t know which one it was. So get you facts straight before you talk poo about one of my friends. Andrew is a nice guy too i work with him currently.
  45. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
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    June 10, 2005 at 1:42 pm
    I don`t believe you.
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    charitync32 Female 13-17
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    June 10, 2005 at 1:45 pm
    Yeah, I think a lot of these shows are planned. There has to be plenty of people on there who are there for their 10 minutes of fame. The girl should learn to keep a box of condoms with her, so if the man forgets them, she`ll have some, and there won`t be any deals like this. The guy shouldn`t be such an ass about the ordeal. I miss the old Maury days when there wasn`t paternity tests 3-4 days a week. It`s really getting old.
  47. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
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    June 10, 2005 at 1:53 pm
    Okay, good. Because I still don`t believe you. Not even a little bit.
  48. Profile photo of bobbyo
    bobbyo Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 2:00 pm
    gotta love ghetto monkeys.
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    napalichic Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 2:51 pm
    I thought that was hilarious!!
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    p4nd4z Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 2:53 pm
    ghetto monkeys? talk about rude.

    i used to watch maury on daytime television during the summer. My favorite kind of shows was when you had to guess if it was a real girl or a transexual. *sigh* good times.

  51. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 2:58 pm
    lol that would be fun... but deblaine, even if "andrew" is respectable and nice, he shouldnt act ike that. in fact, if he really loved that woman and didnt just wanna get in her pants then hed be happy if he was the father.
    and p4nd4z, is your name by any chance amanda?
  52. Profile photo of michcity
    michcity Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 3:03 pm
    I think the guy was dancing because he`s glad he wasn`t tied down to such a situation. I don`t think I would want to have that woman become a fixture in my life. I agree, the guy was stupid for not putting a sock on his rooster, but people make mistakes.
  53. Profile photo of kitkat2010
    kitkat2010 Female 13-17
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    June 10, 2005 at 3:05 pm
    poor baby....that video might have been a bit funnier if they didnt show the woman crying...but it is at least half her fault...
  54. Profile photo of cazreen
    cazreen Female 13-17
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    June 10, 2005 at 3:14 pm
    I don`t like maury - it basically makes entertainment out of problems people had because of stupid mistakes (sleeping around and stuff.) Stupid show.
  55. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
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    June 10, 2005 at 3:27 pm
    Hey, dablaine - if you know "the girl on the show" so well, you should totally bang her. It appears she`s easy. As long as you`re a "nice" guy, that is. You know - nice enough to do a dance on national TV when it`s announced that you`re not the one who knocked her up.
  56. Profile photo of whiterain05
    whiterain05 Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 3:36 pm
    Yeah i don`t even bother watcheing TV bc of stuff like that.
  57. Profile photo of Rikushix
    Rikushix Male 13-17
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    June 10, 2005 at 3:52 pm
    nice little dance he does there
  58. Profile photo of jackbobpin
    jackbobpin Male 13-17
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    June 10, 2005 at 3:59 pm
    sorry, call me a nerd, but i`ve never heard of "maury". who is this anyway? like jerry springer`s stand-in?
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    miss-spawn Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 4:02 pm
    I love it when they have the same girl on for the third time and test 8 guys, and it is still not the daddy.
    Probably because it`s her brother.
  60. Profile photo of Mr.knowItAll
    Mr.knowItAll Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 4:10 pm
    "I don`t like Maury - it basically makes entertainment out of problems people had because of stupid mistakes. Stupid show."-Finally probably one of the best points on this thread. Mostly Americans (Where these bad shows come from & spread there influence to other places on Earth) sit around watching this idiot box TV all day long & give ratings to these horrible shows which just exploit the problems of poor people/the less fortunate. If only they could turn off there TVs & try to do something creative instead/try to make The World a better place for all...
  61. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
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    June 10, 2005 at 4:17 pm
    These shows only exploit people who are so selfish and narcissistic that they believe they deserve their 15 minutes of fame. They know what they`re getting into, and they gladly go into it. I don`t feel sorry for them at all. This is on daytime TV, which is mostly watched by bored housewives and people collecting unemployment. Hardly the lot that will make this world a better place.
  62. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 4:21 pm
    that is like the u.s. saying all french ppl are gay, or canadians all say "aboot" and all asian girls are "loose" or "easy" or things lke that. its racism, and i dont go around thinking things about people just because i know some people from there act a certain way its just not right. and tv is not an "idiot box" only some shows on american tv are bad like that.
  63. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 4:22 pm
    (that was to mr. know it all)
  64. Profile photo of michcity
    michcity Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 4:27 pm
    Maury used to host an almost respectable daytime talk show that touched on wide array of topics, one topic at a time per show. Now, in order to get ratings (I`m assuming) the show specializes in these "Baby Momma Drama Shows" or BMDs. Maury is basicly a ratings whore.
  65. Profile photo of michcity
    michcity Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 4:37 pm
    Mr.knowItAll is a closet-Nazi.
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    Mr.knowItAll Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 4:38 pm
    Didn`t mean anything against the good Ole U.S.A. by my comment. Don`t be so defensive dude. Its probably the greatest country in the world but that doesn`t mean that people/you should be/live in denial. ~& TV for the most part is an idiot Box, a boob tube, a highly addictive, manipulative, hypnotic tool. (unless you watch Discovery, NGC, PBS Channels & the like).... ;-)
  67. Profile photo of eRiCaBot
    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 4:38 pm
    why is everyone getting so emotional over this? it`s maury! there have been stranger people on it before, and he was probably told to embellish his reaction.
  68. Profile photo of michcity
    michcity Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 4:42 pm
    How do you know we weren`t told to embellish our reactions?
  69. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
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    June 10, 2005 at 4:46 pm
    michcity - that cracked me up! Nice.
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    ace3015 Male 30-39
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    June 10, 2005 at 4:57 pm
    Ya i think some of the Maury Show is staged
  71. Profile photo of michcity
    michcity Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 5:34 pm
    I think some of it is fake.
  72. Profile photo of XF42
    XF42 Male 13-17
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    June 10, 2005 at 5:37 pm
    Dablaine is telling the truth. Andrew graduated from a high school near Russellville, Arkansas in 2004. Sabrina has a brother that graduated with him. I have a yearbook with Andrew`s picture in it, but honestly, I don`t care if you believe me or not.
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    Is_it_in_yet Male 13-17
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    June 10, 2005 at 6:09 pm
    did u see that child bitch and yell??? i would be as exited to here that thats not my child that a have to live with.
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    happydude64 Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 6:17 pm
    Man, even Big bird is more mature then this jerkwad.
  75. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 6:37 pm
    "Homer Jay, how is it that girls that sleep with many men are whores, while men that sleep with many women are cool?"

    Because usually women are more hellbent on keeping their "image" and guys aren`t. The only guys that look up to pimps and/or players are ***holes anyways. As I often say, I want quality when I look for girls, not quantity.

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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 6:40 pm
    Oh, and I thought it was funny. Don`t say "that poor girl". She failed choosing the right father. How can you do that? When you cheat. Oops, failure. Also, you never know what is behind a relationship, maybe the guy has been through hell or trying to keep his girl from cheating? People usually side with the girl because "all men are pigs" (another generalization of sexes).

    Don`t put too much thought into it, though. It`s Maury. Half or more is probably staged/scripted anyways. He wants shock value, not quality.

  77. Profile photo of cnlbell
    cnlbell Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 6:42 pm
    What a retard. His chances of getting laid again are real low after acting like such a fool. It`s the guys that just calmly sit there and take the news that have real class.
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    Aneurysm Female 13-17
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    June 10, 2005 at 6:50 pm
    uh
  79. Profile photo of Homer Jay
    Homer Jay Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 7:15 pm
    tiredofnicks:
    men that sleep with a ton of women are also whores they are just man whores instead.
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    SonicSophie Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 7:24 pm
    lovely
  81. Profile photo of zinis
    zinis Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 7:26 pm
    I feel bad for the kid because his mama is a hoe, and she doesn`t know who the father is but that poo is funny!
  82. Profile photo of dablaine
    dablaine Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 7:30 pm
    It`s pissing me off that that you guys calling her a whore. Look at the screen it said she doen`t know which of the TWO guys is the father and bother Andrew and Robert(the other guy) are great guys. Yeah, he over did it when he heard the news but who woulnd`t be releaved when they heard that news.
  83. Profile photo of dablaine
    dablaine Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 7:32 pm
    both not bother
  84. Profile photo of elioraxoxo
    elioraxoxo Female 13-17
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    June 10, 2005 at 7:36 pm
    That was really funny...I thought he`d cry or somethin...but he hecking DANCED!
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    wyndi_69 Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 8:09 pm
    I just thought that it was funny. HAha
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    yourgrandma Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 8:16 pm
    comon laugh its funny the ediot is them agreeing to put them selves on TV and let every one know what is going on in there lives...
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    p-ball4life Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 8:25 pm
    haha what a jerk
  88. Profile photo of thegoat
    thegoat Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 8:45 pm
    holy hell this clip started some discussion...
    From now on Muary should be played before every meeting of congress, city meeting, ecetera..
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    Ledatru Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 9:30 pm
    Haha loved the music
  90. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 9:47 pm
    deblain, she probly isnt really a whore. but it still is worng to have sex with 2 people, at the same time. you should only have sex while in a relationship, and only with that person. she seems to be cheating on one of the 2, or doesnt love either. if so she actually is a slut.
    "andrew", on the other hand, should be disappointed that hes not the fater. that means "his woman" has been sleeping with other people. if he had sex with her, he should of really loved her, but it doesnt seem so in this case. but if they are not in a relationship, again he is really not much better than if the girl was a slut.
  91. Profile photo of dablaine
    dablaine Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 9:54 pm
    You just have to know andrew his actions didn`t suprise me one bit. I remember watching a copy of the show and saying to my sister "Yep that looks like someting Drew would do." Hell we live in a small town and havning some1 in out town on tv like that was a big thing. Some of out teachers let us watch the show during class b/c every1 knew about it
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    Wennana Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2005 at 11:34 pm
    well yeah i guess its good for him he`s not.... but why the dancing?


    some people are just weird

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    SamoDaJerbal Male 13-17
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    June 11, 2005 at 12:01 am
    how is that funny? at all?
  94. Profile photo of kmdavis85
    kmdavis85 Female 18-29
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    June 11, 2005 at 12:47 am
    That`s awfully funny.
  95. Profile photo of pencilsharp1
    pencilsharp1 Male 13-17
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    June 11, 2005 at 10:38 am
    ahhahahaahhaha
  96. Profile photo of CaptJosh
    CaptJosh Male 18-29
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    June 11, 2005 at 12:33 pm
    Ok, this may seem totally non-sequitur, but for the life of me, I can`t remember the name of the song in that clip. The only thing I am remotely sure of about it is that it`s by Outkast.
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    greendaygerl Female 13-17
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    June 11, 2005 at 12:58 pm
    lol that is funny! he is really good at dancing!;-)
  98. Profile photo of carolinablue
    carolinablue Female 18-29
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    June 11, 2005 at 4:08 pm
    To CaptJosh: The Way You Move - Outkast
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    popo38 Female 13-17
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    June 11, 2005 at 10:00 pm
    who cares if shes a whore or not that was f*&#ing funy. even when the audience was dancing. lamo
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    popo38 Female 13-17
    335 posts
    June 11, 2005 at 10:01 pm
    *lmao
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    charisma Female 18-29
    172 posts
    June 12, 2005 at 12:05 am
    I love those episodes!
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    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    June 12, 2005 at 12:20 am
    On 6/11/2005 10:00:09 PM popo38 wrote: who cares if shes a whore or not that was f*&#ing funy. even when the audience was dancing. lamo
    Lamo is right. B-|
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    Ledatru Male 18-29
    55 posts
    June 12, 2005 at 12:28 am
    Yeah it was funny when they showed him dancing, and showed her crying or whatever.

    Hey, what song is that playing? "Outkast is everlastin`"

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    ghoCt Male 13-17
    189 posts
    June 12, 2005 at 12:51 am
    whow emmm? no no no no but good episode
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    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    June 12, 2005 at 4:12 am
    OK so I can understand why Andrew might not want to be the father and why he is relieved, but his dancing just shows how insensitive he is. He`s probably doing it for the audience, anyhow.

    And I don`t know if they`re sluts or what, but I`ve never been able to understand who the hell would choose to go on those sort of shows? Showing their dirty underwear to the world. Do they get paid for it or something?

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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    June 12, 2005 at 8:49 am
    Great. People celebrate at other people`s demise.
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    alvinsduckie Female 30-39
    24 posts
    June 12, 2005 at 12:24 pm
    could be worse--he coulda contracted HIV...but why bother thinking `bout that huh? *IDIOT
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    CaptJosh Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 12, 2005 at 12:43 pm
    To carolinablue: Thanks. I knew I recognized that song, but I just couldn`t place a title. Probably because I have almost never heard that intro. If it had gotten to the chorus, I wouldn`t have needed to ask.

    To Ledatru: check page four of the comments for carolinablue`s answer to me asking which song this is.

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    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    June 12, 2005 at 8:09 pm
    Lol, that`s hilarious. I feel sorry for the chick, though...oh well.
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 1:43 am
    Nice moves..
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    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 2:00 pm
    lol wen the music came on i tohught my itunes had started itself off.
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    lidz Female 13-17
    9 posts
    June 14, 2005 at 11:50 am
    what a b*as*ta*rd.
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    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    June 14, 2005 at 11:57 am
    I`d be dancin` too...

    I always laugh at those stupid people who claim someone is the father and then they aren`t. Comeon, too many whores in this world, already.

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    Silent_Kill Male 13-17
    20 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 4:06 pm
    Lol! enough said :-P
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    magicmage316 Male 70 & Over
    478 posts
    June 16, 2005 at 5:00 pm
    hahhahahahaha okayy...funy but fkd up
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    punkdtn Female 13-17
    46 posts
    June 17, 2005 at 1:56 am
    work it
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    mcloretto Male 40-49
    2 posts
    June 17, 2005 at 4:39 pm
    That was great,she should keep track of who she is f`n. I mean what the hell, spread your legs for everyone,another chick on welfare. I see no ending. Use a contraceptive bitch!
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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    August 21, 2005 at 1:53 am
    Those were sum smooth moves. did u guys see those black gangasters in the back dancin with him? that was good. Does anyone know the name of that song? it was the best part.
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    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    September 15, 2005 at 12:03 am
    put your hands up in da air and say wooowooo
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    MoondustWolf Female 18-29
    338 posts
    September 16, 2005 at 9:54 pm
    Damn show. That man is an ass, but those woman "Ooh, poor me, I slept around with so many men at once, I dunno who the daddy is" That`s what you get, slut. Suck up. And as you can see, I AM a woman. We`re usually th victims. Not here. (Guy`s still an ass, though)
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    EliteMike Male 13-17
    116 posts
    September 26, 2005 at 11:21 pm
    LMAO that was the most funniest thing ive seen!
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    JosephineHMS Female 13-17
    585 posts
    October 10, 2005 at 9:29 am
    Haha I thought he was gonna beat up someone cause he was so dissapointed! Guess my predictment was wrong!!!!!
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    blahblah3349 Male 13-17
    57 posts
    October 15, 2005 at 12:41 pm
    If she was banging two guys at the same time without protection she`s still a whore. "Ooooh but she was only ramming two guys at once without protection!" Maybe not the villiage bicycle but still a slut.
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    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    September 1, 2007 at 6:50 pm
    Poor Whore. And Poor Whore Child.
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    KESSTHEMC Male 30-39
    2 posts
    May 8, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    YOOO! peep this Your not the Father Hip hop song
    http://www.myspace.com/mckess
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    KESSTHEMC Male 30-39
    2 posts
    May 8, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    YOUR NOT THE FATHE SONG
    http://www.myspace.com/mckess

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