Pee Pants

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Misc
http://www.reliefwear.com/

Now you can pee your pants in style!
There are 21 comments:
Female 39
fff
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Female 1
drat you mother drater non-nice individual god damnit poo bitch bastard
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Male 914
but ya gotta realize, how can ya pee if you`re flying a plane think about it peoplez, unless there was someone there to take over for 5 minutes lol.......if you`re the only one capable of flying the plane you`re screwed, and when it comes to the number 2 thing like Traceur said
who knows lmmfao i`m sure they`ll think of something but I don`t wanna know
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Male 1,083
hey people have urinating problems ( sometimes I do have to go alot). But I think it was really funny how he said under one of the pics, " Can get you women " or somthing like that
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Female 1,252
lol ^^^^
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Female 1,252
With my available hand, I loosen each of the four straps of the safety harness and begin pulling down my pants. I raise one cheek by pushing on the rudder peddle and tug at the leg of my jeans gaining a bit over a quarter inch of pull down. Gunsight the mountain, straighten the aircraft and repeat. By alternating sides, I am able to reposition the zipper and alleviate the awkward alignment, and accommodate my shortcoming. To insure a completely empty bladder and spill free event, I drop my pants far enough to allow my thighs to act as supports for the bag. The thumb clamp has held back premature flow, but also created a slight tumescence requiring placement of the bag on my lower stomach. I say a quick prayer to the Pampers creator, hoping his design will fight gravity enough so my now inverted bag cannot leak. The Pamper holds and with one daring flip, I reposition the bag back between my thighs.
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Female 571
ummm yeah cant say i have had that problem before
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Female 500
silly man, way to long.
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Male 133
What about number two. :-()
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Male 1,132
the perfect drinking accesory
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Male 383
Now, I could see old people wearing this. Yeah, that would make more sense.
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Female 26
Way, way too much info there! Sounds like a man invented a product for pilots and let his sense of greed try to reach a larger audience.
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Male 75
All this text for that?!
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Female 519
Hmm. )-|
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Male 1,030
If I ever need a pair of these, someone shoot me.
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Male 383
I just think that certain pilots could be easily distracted with that easy access, there.
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Female 2,244
Somewhat disgusting.
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Male 630
Award winning product, I am sure.
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Male 385
i didnt wanna read it 2 long, i would rather read about some thing else then about pi ssing ur pants
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Male 383
Isnt that what a zipper and a bottle are for?
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Male 10,115
Link: Pee Pants [Rate Link] - Now you can pee your pants in style!

:-)

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