Rockin' in the free world since 2005.

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Date: 06/13/05 02:31 AM

21 Responses to Pee Pants

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 12:41 am
    Link: Pee Pants - Now you can pee your pants in style!

    :-)

  2. Profile photo of Santos_Demin
    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 2:35 am
    Isnt that what a zipper and a bottle are for?
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    chirths_fate Male 18-29
    385 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 3:03 am
    i didnt wanna read it 2 long, i would rather read about some thing else then about pi ssing ur pants
  4. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 4:29 am
    Award winning product, I am sure.
  5. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 5:08 am
    Somewhat disgusting.
  6. Profile photo of Santos_Demin
    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 7:49 am
    I just think that certain pilots could be easily distracted with that easy access, there.
  7. Profile photo of SammyFrank
    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 9:55 am
    If I ever need a pair of these, someone shoot me.
  8. Profile photo of niccole
    niccole Female 18-29
    519 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 10:36 am
    Hmm. )-|
  9. Profile photo of athyle
    athyle Male 18-29
    75 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 10:39 am
    All this text for that?!
  10. Profile photo of katbenedario
    katbenedario Female 30-39
    26 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 10:59 am
    Way, way too much info there! Sounds like a man invented a product for pilots and let his sense of greed try to reach a larger audience.
  11. Profile photo of Santos_Demin
    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 11:08 am
    Now, I could see old people wearing this. Yeah, that would make more sense.
  12. Profile photo of Homer Jay
    Homer Jay Male 18-29
    1135 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 11:25 am
    the perfect drinking accesory
  13. Profile photo of Traceur
    Traceur Male 13-17
    134 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 11:54 am
    What about number two. :-()
  14. Profile photo of Joey11y
    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 3:04 pm
    silly man, way to long.
  15. Profile photo of kitkat2010
    kitkat2010 Female 13-17
    571 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 3:20 pm
    ummm yeah cant say i have had that problem before
  16. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 5:20 pm
    With my available hand, I loosen each of the four straps of the safety harness and begin pulling down my pants. I raise one cheek by pushing on the rudder peddle and tug at the leg of my jeans gaining a bit over a quarter inch of pull down. Gunsight the mountain, straighten the aircraft and repeat. By alternating sides, I am able to reposition the zipper and alleviate the awkward alignment, and accommodate my shortcoming. To insure a completely empty bladder and spill free event, I drop my pants far enough to allow my thighs to act as supports for the bag. The thumb clamp has held back premature flow, but also created a slight tumescence requiring placement of the bag on my lower stomach. I say a quick prayer to the Pampers creator, hoping his design will fight gravity enough so my now inverted bag cannot leak. The Pamper holds and with one daring flip, I reposition the bag back between my thighs.
  17. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 5:21 pm
    lol ^^^^
  18. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 5:24 pm
    hey people have urinating problems ( sometimes I do have to go alot). But I think it was really funny how he said under one of the pics, " Can get you women " or somthing like that
  19. Profile photo of ace3015
    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 7:48 pm
    but ya gotta realize, how can ya pee if you`re flying a plane think about it peoplez, unless there was someone there to take over for 5 minutes lol.......if you`re the only one capable of flying the plane you`re screwed, and when it comes to the number 2 thing like Traceur said
    who knows lmmfao i`m sure they`ll think of something but I don`t wanna know
  20. Profile photo of Ally240
    Ally240 Female 18-29
    1 post
    August 24, 2006 at 9:35 am
    drat you mother drater non-nice individual god damnit poo bitch bastard
  21. Profile photo of Taurwen
    Taurwen Female 18-29
    39 posts
    August 30, 2006 at 11:50 pm
    fff

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