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Date: 06/28/05 02:21 AM

23 Responses to New Inventions

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 27, 2005 at 8:21 pm
    Link: New Inventions - Check out the hottest new products.
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    GD_dookie Male 13-17
    81 posts
    June 27, 2005 at 8:24 pm
    electrified door handle lol
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    freddyk11 Male 13-17
    400 posts
    June 28, 2005 at 2:41 am
    I like the Electrified Doorknob
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    June 28, 2005 at 2:46 am
    I wouldn`t buy that doorknob though, with my luck the remote wouldn`t work...And the meat candles are disgusting..bleh.
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    Homer Jay Male 18-29
    1135 posts
    June 28, 2005 at 1:00 pm
    meat scented candles? hmmm....I know my birthday present
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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    June 28, 2005 at 1:05 pm
    a problem with the doornob... say the doornob is on, and you need to get out of the room your in... there are no winodws. you try to unlock the door, but the remote is out ofbatteries... you would have to withstan the constant 10000 volts, and depending on the amperage... that could hurt like hell
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    Trogdor2 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    June 28, 2005 at 1:48 pm
    wow, some of those things could be quite practical.
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    Broken-Wings Female 18-29
    114 posts
    June 28, 2005 at 3:02 pm
    I think those were all fake, the "eye-sunscreen" picture was a Neutrogena Oil-Free sunscreen bottle that was photoshopped to say "B.S.L. Labs"...

    But they`re still useful inventions.

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    Broken-Wings Female 18-29
    114 posts
    June 28, 2005 at 3:03 pm
    except the meat candles
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    whiterain05 Female 18-29
    148 posts
    June 28, 2005 at 3:06 pm
    Well, maybe some people really like meat ...
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    Crazygirl32 Female 13-17
    830 posts
    June 28, 2005 at 3:41 pm
    Wth.. the treadmill isn`t new?
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    DJ_jason Male 30-39
    667 posts
    June 28, 2005 at 4:54 pm
    I wonder if the doorknob could be converted to electrify a whole car....
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    Mr.knowItAll Male 18-29
    608 posts
    June 28, 2005 at 5:20 pm
    "The Personal Infatuation Magnification Persona or P.I.M.P Rays emits a signal that makes you irresistible to all the ladies." Yes... their all fake. Better titled- `Great inventions of the not to distant future!` What a wacky imagination those guys have... :-D
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    Alleykitty47 Female 13-17
    179 posts
    June 28, 2005 at 6:33 pm
    how about the motivated treadmill
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    allen98601 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    June 28, 2005 at 9:27 pm
    i like the eye ball sun screen and the meat sented candles oh and i`m guessing b.s.l stands for bull poo labs
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    Rockstrongo Male 13-17
    331 posts
    June 28, 2005 at 10:39 pm
    the scratch and sniff lottery ticket was pure rip off futurama.....fry was played that game and was mistaken for a mule farmer....then he was sent to war...against BAllS!!!!!
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    Sparrowness Female 13-17
    91 posts
    June 29, 2005 at 12:19 am
    Eyeball SUNBLOCK?
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    athyle Male 18-29
    75 posts
    June 29, 2005 at 12:26 am
    Meat Scented Candles!!! They are geniuses! Now i can realize my dream, i can smell the wonderful perfume of meat while being in a romantic ambience. Does it come in bacon?
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    BryanOwnage Male 18-29
    103 posts
    June 29, 2005 at 1:31 am
    fake, dude they dont sell anything that is advertised..... look at the Inventions page (link at the top), and then click on "Novelty Items" and under it is the "elevator button keychains" tons of ppl ar posting right there asking where to get one... Under the "Store" ther is only BSL Labs labled shirts and stuff.... i wish it was real, but it took me more time to post this then it did to realise its fake.
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    BryanOwnage Male 18-29
    103 posts
    June 29, 2005 at 1:33 am
    realize***
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    bardockjerms Male 18-29
    231 posts
    June 29, 2005 at 5:38 am
    B.S Labs... think about it
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    pencilsharp1 Male 13-17
    423 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 8:19 am
    the can fizz one is cool
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    3 mehs Male 18-29
    394 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 9:15 am
    bull s*it labs that proves this is fake

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