Jared Fogle Subway Audition

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny
http://www.flappingcrane.com/subway.html

This site has unearthed the original audition tape of the Subway guy Jared. Warning: adult language.
There are 47 comments:
Female 1,252
:Þ Oh-Mi-Gawsh that was hilarious!!

" Are you insane??"

"WHAT THE FU*K!?!?!?! I HATE THIS STUPID SH*T!! Fu*k subway who eats at subway??!? Im going to blimpys"

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Male 337
Subway sucks!, actually, anyplace that measures out mayonaise with the precision of a rocket scientist sucks.
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Male 1
That drating sucked. Go back to Israel and I am a pretty little girl.
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Female 263
hmm...i actually believed it was real for a few seconds there...until i stopped being an idiot and realized it wasn`t him.
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Male 951
Oh dammit...I almost fell off my chair. :-D Started out seemingly stupid but that was really funny. Most excellent.
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Female 1,603
stupid! and I hate jared!
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Male 317
I thought this was real too. But I think I wouldn`t have enjoyed it as much. Really funny! :-D
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Male 560
me too sparkly, me too.. i thought it was real and got my hopes up..
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Female 240
Well we seem to be equally divided between the "That was really funny!" and "That was so not funny at all" camps. I`m in the latter.
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Male 165
Hahah, that`s not Jared :(
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Male 1,343
Thats not jared but very very VERY f*cking funny.

*plays back whole movie over for the seventh time* lol

F*ck that im going to blimpies lol

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Male 110
I was dissapointed it wasnt a real audition with that jared guy, but it turned out to be HI-LARIOUS! GO BACK TO ISRAEL!
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Male 106
That was the most hilarious thing ive ever seen. Too bad the real jared cant act for poo. subway still cool :-) All the video on this site rock
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Male 399
Didn`t work for me.
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Female 229
That was so awesome, man. I`m showing that to so many people.
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Male 49
Not funny and annoying.
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Female 24
incredibly stupid Þ
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Male 62
*go back to israel*

"Are you insane?"

"What the f*ck!?!?!"

haha, that was probably way funnier than it should have been.

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Male 28
lame
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Female 121
that was kinda pathetic
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Female 2,035
Hee Hee! That was pretty funny.
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Female 10
that was the dumbest things that i have ever watched. *sigh* usually i don`t say this, but it was a waste of five minutes.
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Male 3,060
haha! that was great! yeah...jared`s a loser.
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Male 449
*go back to israel* that was hilarious. especially when he lost it at the end
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Male 47
rather funny i must say lol. erm.... a tad racist but who isnt (i think ive sed too much)
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Male 1,586
dumb.
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Male 190
lol, that was vair funny. vair funny indeedy... do
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Female 78
lol
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Male 103
lol, instead of talking about how gay Jared is, I`m just gunna say that that movie rocked [thumbs up]!
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Female 648
Ugh, worthless.
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Male 1,808
Yeah homer jay,they got the oven sub idea from quiznos.....sorry if I spelt that worng but the solgan is um,um,um toasty!
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Female 289
Subway is amazing...and Jared is my hero. I always love when people radically change their diets to compete in our celebrity media. Actually Mary-Kate is my new hero...ahhh low self esteem
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Male 23
It is nothing like that.
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Male 1,132
jared is such a tool anyway. I can`t believe subway claims they doubled the menu buy heating the sandwich up. that would be like me saying I doubled the menu by spitting in every sandwich
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Female 91
Too bad I don`t have Quick Time. Or sound.
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Male 1,465
OMFG! I can`t stop laughing... "Sorry Chinese!"... I was ready for a real screen test tape but this was way better. My only complaint was that the explanation took up half of the total clip. Could have been a bit longer.
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Female 435
That was funny as hell. :-D
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Female 179
that wasn`t even funny. it was boring. i dno, could have been funnier if the dude was a better actor.
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Male 66
that`s not jared, why would you lie like that, you lie, your a liar, lying liar.
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Female 2,244
Wouldve been cool if it wouldve been real.
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Male 731
Pretty funny.
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Female 169
Really stupid and unfunny.
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Male 576
I would love to be a Jared look-alike (for one reason only) I`d go to Subway all the time eat all the free food I wanted.
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Female 56
That was stupid
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Female 147
lol I loved that
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Female 45
Brilliant, very funny. adult language makes me happy.
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Male 10,115
Link: Jared Fogle Subway Audition [Rate Link] - This site has unearthed the original audition tape of the Subway guy Jared. Warning: adult language.

:-)

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