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Date: 06/30/05 02:38 AM

47 Responses to Jared Fogle Subway Audition

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 29, 2005 at 10:18 pm
    Link: Jared Fogle Subway Audition - This site has unearthed the original audition tape of the Subway guy Jared. Warning: adult language.

    :-)

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    LoathedMouse Female 18-29
    45 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 2:48 am
    Brilliant, very funny. adult language makes me happy.
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    blank_space Female 13-17
    147 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 2:56 am
    lol I loved that
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    cookiepuss Female 30-39
    56 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 3:03 am
    That was stupid
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    sleep4never Male 18-29
    576 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 3:07 am
    I would love to be a Jared look-alike (for one reason only) I`d go to Subway all the time eat all the free food I wanted.
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    hannah_meep Female 13-17
    169 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 3:38 am
    Really stupid and unfunny.
  7. Profile photo of JustMarc
    JustMarc Male 18-29
    731 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 4:06 am
    Pretty funny.
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 4:14 am
    Wouldve been cool if it wouldve been real.
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    option_dub Male 18-29
    66 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 4:15 am
    that`s not jared, why would you lie like that, you lie, your a liar, lying liar.
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    Wennana Female 18-29
    179 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 5:50 am
    that wasn`t even funny. it was boring. i dno, could have been funnier if the dude was a better actor.
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    callmealice Female 18-29
    435 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 6:19 am
    That was funny as hell. :-D
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    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 7:09 am
    OMFG! I can`t stop laughing... "Sorry Chinese!"... I was ready for a real screen test tape but this was way better. My only complaint was that the explanation took up half of the total clip. Could have been a bit longer.
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    Sparrowness Female 13-17
    91 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 7:37 am
    Too bad I don`t have Quick Time. Or sound.
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    Homer Jay Male 18-29
    1135 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 7:57 am
    jared is such a tool anyway. I can`t believe subway claims they doubled the menu buy heating the sandwich up. that would be like me saying I doubled the menu by spitting in every sandwich
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    paradox_1401 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 8:27 am
    It is nothing like that.
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    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 9:42 am
    Subway is amazing...and Jared is my hero. I always love when people radically change their diets to compete in our celebrity media. Actually Mary-Kate is my new hero...ahhh low self esteem
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    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 9:47 am
    Yeah homer jay,they got the oven sub idea from quiznos.....sorry if I spelt that worng but the solgan is um,um,um toasty!
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    diemorondie Female 18-29
    648 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 11:01 am
    Ugh, worthless.
  19. Profile photo of BryanOwnage
    BryanOwnage Male 18-29
    103 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 11:19 am
    lol, instead of talking about how gay Jared is, I`m just gunna say that that movie rocked !
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    wheezinghost Female 13-17
    78 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 11:25 am
    lol
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    oligarky Male 13-17
    190 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 12:06 pm
    lol, that was vair funny. vair funny indeedy... do
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 12:09 pm
    dumb.
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    thepanda Male 13-17
    47 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 12:12 pm
    rather funny i must say lol. erm.... a tad racist but who isnt (i think ive sed too much)
  24. Profile photo of pyre
    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 12:12 pm
    *go back to israel* that was hilarious. especially when he lost it at the end
  25. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 12:38 pm
    haha! that was great! yeah...jared`s a loser.
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    babyji19 Female 18-29
    10 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 12:54 pm
    that was the dumbest things that i have ever watched. *sigh* usually i don`t say this, but it was a waste of five minutes.
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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 12:55 pm
    Hee Hee! That was pretty funny.
  28. Profile photo of trackchic90
    trackchic90 Female 13-17
    121 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 1:32 pm
    that was kinda pathetic
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    paulxl7 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 1:59 pm
    lame
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    rca26_1 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 2:20 pm
    *go back to israel*

    "Are you insane?"

    "What the f*ck!?!?!"

    haha, that was probably way funnier than it should have been.

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    alvinsduckie Female 30-39
    24 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 2:32 pm
    incredibly stupid Þ
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    tim1977 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 4:03 pm
    Not funny and annoying.
  33. Profile photo of StubbyTorso2
    StubbyTorso2 Female 13-17
    230 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 5:05 pm
    That was so awesome, man. I`m showing that to so many people.
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    freddyk11 Male 13-17
    400 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 5:26 pm
    Didn`t work for me.
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    espion007 Male 13-17
    106 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 5:44 pm
    That was the most hilarious thing ive ever seen. Too bad the real jared cant act for poo. subway still cool :-) All the video on this site rock
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    KingSpade Male 18-29
    110 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 6:09 pm
    I was dissapointed it wasnt a real audition with that jared guy, but it turned out to be HI-LARIOUS! GO BACK TO ISRAEL!
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    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 6:34 pm
    Thats not jared but very very VERY f*cking funny.

    *plays back whole movie over for the seventh time* lol

    F*ck that im going to blimpies lol

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    gregmitch Male 18-29
    165 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 6:35 pm
    Hahah, that`s not Jared :(
  39. Profile photo of Sparkly
    Sparkly Female 30-39
    240 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 6:47 pm
    Well we seem to be equally divided between the "That was really funny!" and "That was so not funny at all" camps. I`m in the latter.
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    MiligrmSmile Male 13-17
    560 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 8:23 pm
    me too sparkly, me too.. i thought it was real and got my hopes up..
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    whereswaldo9 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 8:53 pm
    I thought this was real too. But I think I wouldn`t have enjoyed it as much. Really funny! :-D
  42. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 10:42 pm
    stupid! and I hate jared!
  43. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 11:05 pm
    Oh dammit...I almost fell off my chair. :-D Started out seemingly stupid but that was really funny. Most excellent.
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    Athorn Female 18-29
    263 posts
    July 1, 2005 at 8:04 am
    hmm...i actually believed it was real for a few seconds there...until i stopped being an idiot and realized it wasn`t him.
  45. Profile photo of Sock_Puppet
    Sock_Puppet Male 30-39
    1 post
    July 1, 2005 at 12:02 pm
    That drating sucked. Go back to Israel and I am a pretty little girl.
  46. Profile photo of jtc970
    jtc970 Male 13-17
    337 posts
    July 1, 2005 at 2:14 pm
    Subway sucks!, actually, anyplace that measures out mayonaise with the precision of a rocket scientist sucks.
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    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    July 2, 2005 at 10:46 am
    :Þ Oh-Mi-Gawsh that was hilarious!!

    " Are you insane??"

    "WHAT THE FU*K!?!?!?! I HATE THIS STUPID SH*T!! Fu*k subway who eats at subway??!? Im going to blimpys"

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