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DO NOT BOYCOTT TOM CRUISE
FACT: If you boycott Tom Cruise you are boycotting SPACE ALIENS. SPACE ALIENS SHOULD NOT BE OFFENDED BECAUSE THEY ARE MENACING WHEN OFFENDED.
FACT: Brooke Shields tried to make headlines by bashing Tom Cruise. She never had a baby. She doesn`t even have a vagina.
FACT: You are all jealous of Tom Cruise because he is better looking than all of you except me and, based on the deadbeat housewife demographic that makes up 99% of these boards, he is getting more sex than you too, but not me. I score approximately every 7 minutes.
FACT: You cannot boycott Tom Cruise because he is in every part of your life.PROOF: Tom Cruise has invented and endorses the following:
1) Toast2) Democracy3) The Olympics4) The UN