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Date: 06/15/05 02:20 AM

17 Responses to Dear Abby

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    buckaroos Male 50-59
    9 posts
    June 14, 2005 at 10:29 pm
    Link: Dear Abby - What if Abby was a man?
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    Bucher Male 18-29
    774 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 2:25 am
    LOL 4.0
    , o man dear abby as man gives great advice.
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    ilovmiguel Female 13-17
    215 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 2:37 am
    Dear Mr. Abby:

    Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one.

    A: I`m not sure I understand the problem.

    AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA that one is the funniest imo

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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 5:14 am
    I think the funniest one was this:

    "Sperm can help you loose weight and gives a great glow to your skin."

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    Homer Jay Male 18-29
    1135 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 9:08 am
    great advice. very useful
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    Deuterostome Female 70 & Over
    60 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 9:24 am
    "What if Abby WERE a man" Am I the only one who uses the subjunctive anymore? Does anyone know how to do this properly? It`s bothering me quite severely.
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    paukau Male 40-49
    238 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 10:14 am
    seen that before. Still funny.
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    jules991 Female 70 & Over
    175 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 11:12 am
    LMAO...
    "A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral on him and cook him a delicious meal."
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    kitkat2010 Female 13-17
    571 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 3:23 pm
    hahaha sounds sooo true.
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    cathy3 Female 18-29
    36 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 3:41 pm
    Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

    A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should. He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral on him

    Since when is forplay stressful!!??

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    stephb5207 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 3:55 pm
    Dear Mr. Abby:

    Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one.

    A: I`m not sure I understand the problem.

    that made me laugh :D

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    seether9014 Male 13-17
    125 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 4:02 pm
    This was awesome......We should replace the chick Abby with a dude
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    candy-baby Female 13-17
    98 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 4:37 pm
    great fun - so glad abby ent a man though!
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    diemorondie Female 18-29
    648 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 4:59 pm
    Brilliant.
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    anglatay Female 18-29
    379 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 5:39 pm
    I read the real Dear Abby on yahoo everyday.... this guy give better answers than she`s been giving lately.
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    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 8:38 pm
    muhahaha
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    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    June 27, 2005 at 6:30 pm
    lol, that was just too true.

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