Dear Abby

Submitted by: buckaroos 12 years ago in Funny
http://buckaroos.homestead.com/dearabby.html

What if Abby was a man?
There are 17 comments:
Female 380
lol, that was just too true.
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Female 354
muhahaha
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Female 379
I read the real Dear Abby on yahoo everyday.... this guy give better answers than she`s been giving lately.
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Female 648
Brilliant.
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Female 98
great fun - so glad abby ent a man though!
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Male 125
This was awesome......We should replace the chick Abby with a dude
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Female 121
Dear Mr. Abby:

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one.

A: I`m not sure I understand the problem.

that made me laugh :D

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Female 36
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should. He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral on him

Since when is forplay stressful!!??

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Female 571
hahaha sounds sooo true.
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Female 175
LMAO...
"A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral on him and cook him a delicious meal."
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Male 238
seen that before. Still funny.
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Female 60
"What if Abby WERE a man" Am I the only one who uses the subjunctive anymore? Does anyone know how to do this properly? It`s bothering me quite severely.
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Male 1,132
great advice. very useful
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Female 2,244
I think the funniest one was this:

"Sperm can help you loose weight and gives a great glow to your skin."

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Female 215
Dear Mr. Abby:

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one.

A: I`m not sure I understand the problem.

AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA that one is the funniest imo

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Male 774
LOL 4.0
, o man dear abby as man gives great advice.
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Male 9
Link: Dear Abby [Rate Link] - What if Abby was a man?
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