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Date: 06/24/05 02:13 AM

14 Responses to Cows & Politics Explained

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    buckaroos Male 50-59
    9 posts
    June 24, 2005 at 1:02 am
    Link: Cows & Politics Explained - Yo Bubba, so how many cows do yooze got?

    Yo Bubba, so how many cows do yooze got?

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    nvidia17 Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2005 at 3:14 am
    FAKE! so, so, so, so old, even my joke book from years ago had that.
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    freddyk11 Male 13-17
    400 posts
    June 24, 2005 at 4:20 am
    that is so stupid!
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    Homer Jay Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2005 at 6:44 am
    nvidia17 why do you just scream "fake" for no reason.
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    peace_train Male 13-17
    81 posts
    June 24, 2005 at 7:01 am
    Alot of those were cynically accurate.
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    TinCar Male 13-17
    21 posts
    June 24, 2005 at 10:11 am
    Whoa -- Cowkimon? Never heard of that before. It`ll probably happen anyway.
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    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    June 24, 2005 at 10:26 am
    I love two cows!

    Surrealism
    You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

    Here`s a much better list: http://www.uncyclopedia.org/uncyclopedia...

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    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    June 24, 2005 at 11:51 am
    i like it.
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    nvidia17 Male 18-29
    148 posts
    June 24, 2005 at 1:26 pm
    cos i like it, `FAKE!!!!`
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    MiligrmSmile Male 13-17
    560 posts
    June 24, 2005 at 2:13 pm
    I bet if he has a girl friend or a wife, she fakes alot.. i liked the russian idea :P
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    cathy3 Female 18-29
    36 posts
    June 24, 2005 at 5:18 pm
    A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

    LMAO!!!!! sad but true...

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    guanatos Male 18-29
    132 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 8:21 pm
    Mexican Corporation (do we have one of those? never mind)You have two cows; one of them sells drugs, the other one was killed in a gang fight in Tijuana.
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    whereswaldo9 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    June 30, 2005 at 9:22 pm
    I love these "you have two cows" things. They`re so funny.
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    garble Female 18-29
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    August 10, 2005 at 12:36 am
    the one with the sheep is funnier and more thought out this one kinda degenerates in the end

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