Cows & Politics Explained

Submitted by: buckaroos 12 years ago in Funny
http://buckaroos.homestead.com/politicalcows.html

Yo Bubba, so how many cows do yooze got?
There are 14 comments:
Female 70
the one with the sheep is funnier and more thought out this one kinda degenerates in the end
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Male 317
I love these "you have two cows" things. They`re so funny.
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Male 131
Mexican Corporation (do we have one of those? never mind)You have two cows; one of them sells drugs, the other one was killed in a gang fight in Tijuana.
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Female 36
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

LMAO!!!!! sad but true...

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Male 560
I bet if he has a girl friend or a wife, she fakes alot.. i liked the russian idea :P
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Male 148
cos i like it, `FAKE!!!!`
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Male 651
i like it.
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Female 325
I love two cows!

Surrealism
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Here`s a much better list: http://www.uncyclopedia.org/uncyclopedia...

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Male 21
Whoa -- Cowkimon? Never heard of that before. It`ll probably happen anyway.
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Male 80
Alot of those were cynically accurate.
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Male 1,132
nvidia17 why do you just scream "fake" for no reason.
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Male 399
that is so stupid!
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Male 148
FAKE! so, so, so, so old, even my joke book from years ago had that.
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Male 9
Link: Cows & Politics Explained [Rate Link] - Yo Bubba, so how many cows do yooze got?

Yo Bubba, so how many cows do yooze got?

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