Complaint from seat 29E

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://content2.i-am-bored.com/games/seat29e.html

An actual letter written to Continental Airlines from someone sitting in seat 29E.
There are 106 comments:
Male 13
Doesn`t work.
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Male 361
the link is broken
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Male 78
It`s funny, but it must be outdated because all the toilets now are vacums.
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Male 331
too drating damn right......there shud be a fudgeing screen damnit....and how the drat did MY letter come to be on the internet.....who the drat put this on?
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Female 55
LOL! Fake or not its funny as hell!
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Male 452
mine didnt work? OMG OMGITSAMOOSE UVE NEVER BEEN ON A PLANE!!!! where do u go on holidays man? scotland? YUK
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Male 233
worth the time reading - love the sketches
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Female 228
haha.. oh, poor guy. damn that seat 29E!
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Female 102
lmao, the drawings are pure artistic genius. Its a gd job ive nvr been on a plane :D The U.K is just so gr8, i dont see the point in leavin
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Female 102
lol that was good
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Female 209
LOL he had to build a stink shield!! :-) that`s sooooo FUNNY!!!!
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Male 601
USA USA USA
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Female 24
That was great!!! I couldn`t stop laughing....poor guy....LOL
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Female 493
I know how that guy feels... but then again, i was sitting in seat E which is in the middle... we had our seats in the last row, last two seats of American Airlines flight from Chicago to San Diego... ungh. Thank god the lavatory was behind us instead of right across the asile from us... but still.... :-/
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Female 12
Freakin` hilarious.
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Male 190
jeez ma spellings crap! soz guys n gals
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Male 190
hehe, if it isnt real, someone has a sick imagination. i like it tho, but the guy/girl sounds like a whiner to me! o the fun i cud hav in that chair:
e.g. tell someone hus obviously burstin` that it`s out of order
making loud noises so every1 thinks the person inside has certain problems :S
putting some of teh migin looking ailine food down the loo so peeps wonder wtf someone was doin in there b4 them...
in fact, i mite request 4 29E...
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Female 8
Just hilarious.
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Female 269
I thought that was hilarious.
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Female 2,244
Maybe it isn`t even for real. So not that funny.
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Male 278
I was on that plane! Someone was in the "Lav" for almost half an hour!i couldnt wait that long..... so i just pissed on seat 29E instead.
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Male 99
"THE NEXT ASS TO TOUCH MY SHOULDER WILL BE THE LAST!!!!"
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Female 5
man that was freakin hilarious. i just flew recently too, luckily not in the same predicament as that guy, so i had a good laugh on that one. I wonder how Customer Service really reacted! It woulda sucked if he had a super-long flight like Cali to NY or something!
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Male 517
damn i feel sorry for him
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Male 345
Lol...
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Female 809
aww... that would suck.
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Female 41
omgggg lol that was sooo funny the lil drawings were so cute!!
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Female 98
hmmm....kinda ok i guess...
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Female 353
i love it it was an awesome letter it would convince to to remove to dan seat
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Female 335
One of the funniest things ive ever read! also it was recieved on my birthday so my respect for this letter has grately increased.....
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Female 1,603
Hahaha I love that.
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Male 1,882
Priceless comedy.
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Female 1,004
LOL poor guy
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Male 10,115
I think the guy could have just gotten confused about 29 D vs 29 E. Or perhaps Continental made a change to the seat numbers after this was written.
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Female 184
#16
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Female 229
Maybe 29E dude is just a retard.
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Male 317
Eh, I don`t really see how this could be valid. If you look on the seeting chart that espion so wonderfully provided, 29E isn`t directly next to the Lav, but 29D is.
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Male 979
oh wait thats "scars" my bad
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Male 979
Yeah what aboot Canada!? He used the wrong "soars" on the last page. it should be "sores" lol
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Female 101
*laughs* Very nice...

The hatred of the designer twas great. xP Something that I`d write...if I ever flew on planes that is. >>;;

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Male 923
You tell em x_omni_x, I suppose your all to good for Canada to eh :/
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Female 354
oh dear are we fighting again?
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Female 354
oh dear are we fighting again?
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Male 651
Sherman... your attitude is exactly why the rest of the world does not like America. It`s cool to be patriotic, but being a wanker is not cool. Having spent time in both America and Africa, i would by far prefer the latter, sorry to burst that bubble for you.
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Female 354
hahaha thats great
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Female 324
^^ Yeah okay, whatever you reckon.

I love the letter!

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Male 82
i agree with x omni x, fk this is the second time iv heard u insulting america!

NOW DON`T F*CKING INSULT AMERICAN WHEN YOU LIVE IN AFRICA!!! AMERICA IS THE BEST D*MN COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND YOUR JUST JEALOUS, SO SHUTUP!

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Female 132
amazingly hilarious!!!
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Female 214
i don`t blame the guy for being irritated...i would be too
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Female 144
It would be great if that guy found his letter all over the internet(assuming it`s a real letter).
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Male 526
I didn`t find that funny in any way.
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Male 404
lol! that was funny! I kinda feel srry for teh guy that sat there though
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Male 53
That was hilarious!
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Male 667
Maybe next time he`ll spring for a first class seat next time.
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Male 651
"Well, aren`t you just a classy European, all hight and mighty on your British Airways. I envy your wonderful airplanes, even though I`m sure they cost twice as much. You see, American planes don`t need all kinds of fancy crap on them because we only need them for at most, 5 hours or so, the distance from coast to coast by airplane. Apparantly our planes aren`t good enough to wipe your fancy, European ass."

I take it, you`ve never flown easyjet: bright garish orange planes, uncomfortable cardboard seats, flights are 92 hours late...

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Male 1,083
the drawings really say it all lol. If this is real I wonder if she got the same seat on the trip back?
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Female 491
damn right!
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Female 241
[quote]On 6/23/2005 9:01:39 AM fk wrote: Good stuff. I sure hope that`s real. :-) I realize most americans are too lost to realize this, but for those of us who travel a lot, there`s nothing quite as sickening as american airlines. Europe`s worst, for example, is still better than america`s best. Or close.[/quote]
Well, aren`t you just a classy European, all hight and mighty on your British Airways. I envy your wonderful airplanes, even though I`m sure they cost twice as much. You see, American planes don`t need all kinds of fancy crap on them because we only need them for at most, 5 hours or so, the distance from coast to coast by airplane. Apparantly our planes aren`t good enough to wipe your fancy, European ass.
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Female 36
LMAO! great pictures.
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Male 576
its funny, but fake
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Male 332
Those drawings cracked me up
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Male 608
"This is better than rejuvenation!"
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Female 189
lol, that was great. i love the drawings, especially the one of the butt in his face
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Male 148
FAKE! that was written by an ilegal alien
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Male 4
funniest thing i ever read. he is the greatest writer ever. and a great artist!
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Male 306
I feel sorry for the guy in seat 29E. :-(
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Male 47
HAHAHAHAHA
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Male 10
LOL halarious!
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Male 106
LOL i posted that above comment b4 reading the snopes page sry :-P
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Male 106
I think it might be true.
http://seatguru.com/airlines/Continental...
The seatmap show that row 29 with seats D,E,F in the continental 737-800 are right accross from lavs.
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Male 1,586
That was good stuff.
Amusing even if it`s not true. This is one case where the validity of it doesn`t affect the entertainment value one bit.

JohnnyX - I am a SNOPES junkie!

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Male 1,523
lol
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Male 238
LOL
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Male 394
:-)
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Male 58
Oh, sorry, mistake there, you said your first comment to johnnyl900, my bad.
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Male 58
I didnt say it was definately untrue, and i didnt say it was not funny, it certainly is, as I said in my last post, so I don`t really know why you said that. I had said `not neccessarily true` which is exactly what I mean, SNOPES has stated the story `undetermined`. It merely has small mistakes and things, which snopes has pointed out..
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Female 378
:-D The poor guy.
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Male 951
Good stuff. I sure hope that`s real. :-)

I realize most americans are too lost to realize this, but for those of us who travel a lot, there`s nothing quite as sickening as american airlines. Europe`s worst, for example, is still better than america`s best. Or close.

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Male 16
just because you`ve seen it before (jonnyl900) or you found it on snopes (johnnyx) doesn`t make it any less true or entertaining.

but raggo.

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Male 1,132
haha i know the feeling of being to close to the lav.
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Female 47
Crap. I`m going to be on a Continental flight soon. *prays she doesn`t sit in seat 29E* o.o
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Male 58
Funny, but not neccessarily true, I found it here:

http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/sea...

before i saw it here.

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Female 106
Hey man that was really funny and just wrong that the airline did that...but funny as sh*it....pun intended and the drawings was halirous and it was like a kid drawing it was funny...
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Male 716
Priceless.
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Male 201
lol, that`s funny
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Female 179
that was just classy
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Male 2,519
From now onwards, I would take notice of seats named 29E
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Female 854
LOL:) that was awesome
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Male 203
Meh, I`ve seen it before.
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Male 731
This is one of the best complaining notes i`ve seen. And fun drawings.
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Male 1,465
Thursday, June 23, 2005 5:49:29 AM
"he stayed very articulated for a man filled with that amount of rage"

Something tells me that he has several hours to think about what to write in that that letter.

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Male 797
lol, great drawings
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Male 19
he stayed very articulated for a man filled with that amount of rage
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Male 1,465
lol... Not half bad.
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Male 424
I couldn`t read it
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Female 2,144
I Like The Picture Of The Ass In His Face.
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Female 143
Bwuhahahahahahaha!!! That was hilarious, especially his little sketches.

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Female 368
HAHAHAHA!
"...the passengers asses that seem to fit into my personal space like a pornographic jig-saw puzzel [sic]..."


"I constructed a stink-shield by shoving one end of a blanket into the overhead compartment..."
Creative!

"We are finally decending [sic], and soon I will be able to tear down the stink-shield, but the scars will remain."
#16!!!

Also, the drawings were great!

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Female 435
Funny :-)
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Male 1
Funny but true
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Female 2
funny or what!
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Male 716
Oh holy hell, that`s funny.
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Male 114
Oh, man, that was freakin` hilarious!! I couldn`t stop laughing!
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Female 1,062
lol, i like the drawings
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Male 27
lol!
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Male 10,115
Link: Complaint from seat 29E [Rate Link] - An actual letter written to Continental Airlines from someone sitting in seat 29E.

:-)

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