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Date: 06/15/05 02:29 AM

75 Responses to A very confused girl`s Russian history quiz

  1. Profile photo of Krivitsky
    Krivitsky Male 18-29
    13 posts
    June 14, 2005 at 10:39 pm
    Link: A very confused girl`s Russian history quiz - Real copy of an unprepared 13 year old`s attempt at a quiz
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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 12:11 am
    wow at #3 and 10.
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    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 2:33 am
    Ha ha. Great Purge- A purge that was great. Wonderful. Best answer to a question I`ve seen all my life.
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    Bucher Male 18-29
    774 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 2:35 am
    If she was 5, she put very logical answers.
  5. Profile photo of nickbrick
    nickbrick Male 13-17
    797 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 2:40 am
    lol. i liked the great purge too
  6. Profile photo of swimminpixi
    swimminpixi Female 13-17
    30 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 2:47 am
    And at the top it says she got 10/10? Or am I seeing things wrong?
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    medic1971 Male 30-39
    200 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 2:53 am
    Sounds like something from Calvin & Hobbs
  8. Profile photo of Aby
    Aby Female 13-17
    60 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 2:58 am
    Reds: people that wore red all the time were called this

    ...whaa? HAHAHA.

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    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 3:32 am
    I Was Thinking The Same Thing Swimminpixi.
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    SamoDaJerbal Male 13-17
    526 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 4:17 am
    retards..
  11. Profile photo of tomsss
    tomsss Male 18-29
    403 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 4:29 am
    lololol
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    peace_train Male 13-17
    81 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 4:36 am
    photoshopped
  13. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 5:16 am
    "USSR: a government that was named not by words but by letters."

    Hilarious.

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    chirths_fate Male 18-29
    385 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 6:43 am
    i seen the 10/10 bu i didnt read it all
  15. Profile photo of Ichigotchi
    Ichigotchi Female 13-17
    48 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 7:51 am
    Now that was amusing. Cracked up at the last one, sounds -exactly- like what a person I used to know would say for a question like that.
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    Homer Jay Male 18-29
    1135 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 9:18 am
    very funny if it`s real
  17. Profile photo of Doxa
    Doxa Male 30-39
    150 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 9:41 am
    5 year plan..heh. Well, maybe they were graded purely on their handwriting skills?
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    Angelicsnnr Female 18-29
    137 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 10:09 am
    hemopheliac -a verry creepy disease i actually met a kid that has it, you bleed a hell of a lot, *shutters*

    i have only read about the nicholas and alexandra but even from a college perspective russian history sucks and even a history major admits that lol lol

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    ashling Female 13-17
    145 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 10:21 am
    I`d say 10/10 is the date. Some people write it like that.

    Brilliant answers though.

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    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 10:33 am
    no... 3/31/05 is the date. I was going to say 10 otu of 10 wrong... but there were 21 questions.

    Anyways, children like that should be put to work in factories, that`s all they`ll ever be good for in life.

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    jules991 Female 70 & Over
    175 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 11:09 am
    His/her mother should seriously consider getting their tubes tied.
  22. Profile photo of Broken-Wings
    Broken-Wings Female 18-29
    114 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 11:29 am
    That was just....so sad.
    I know so many people who would put answers like that. What is the world coming to?
  23. Profile photo of MiligrmSmile
    MiligrmSmile Male 13-17
    560 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 12:12 pm
    In a very basic sense she got a lot of those right.
    And for some reason i dont think it was from any part of Europe because of the dating. The date would have read31/3/05 or whatever. and why did she have to be russian. I think it was from the states.
  24. Profile photo of Doxa
    Doxa Male 30-39
    150 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 12:20 pm
    She`s not Russian. The quiz was on Russian History. Otherwise we`d see "A very confused Russian girl`s history quiz" as the title.
  25. Profile photo of Krivitsky
    Krivitsky Male 18-29
    13 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 12:50 pm
    I run the source site and I assure you its real. I scanned and posted it myself. Its my friend`s daughter`s friend`s quiz. basically the daughter had been bitching about how incompetent her history teacher was for sometime and brought this sorry ass quiz her friend got a 10/10 on home as evidence that she (the teacher) obviously isnt doing her job.
    And the girl is about 13 and lives in an affluent neighborhood (with a purportedly high quality school system) in southern california.
    And I like the Collectiviation one best.
  26. Profile photo of dog_or_man
    dog_or_man Male 30-39
    422 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 12:51 pm
    I see answers like this every day -- in college-level classes -- and then you guys go over my head and complain to my bosses when I try to mark you down for them.
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    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 1:18 pm
    STUPID, stupid girl--

    "whites- ppl were called this because they wore white"

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    svetaohio Female 18-29
    61 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 1:28 pm
    It`s hard to believe she`s 13 with that neat of handwriting. Mine has never in my life been that neat. Esp. not when I was 13.
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    svetaohio Female 18-29
    61 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 1:28 pm
    And what 13-year-old takes Russian History anyhow? I didn`t till 2nd year of college!!!
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    deanimal90 Female 13-17
    125 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 1:56 pm
    A LOT of 13-year-old girl`s handwriting looks like that. In fact, as soon as I saw it, I guessed her age to be 12/13. The ones with good handwriting write with big loops and large, round letters.

    I thought this was hilarious.

  31. Profile photo of raindrops
    raindrops Female 13-17
    21 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 2:05 pm
    most 12/13 year olds handwriting is like that
  32. Profile photo of jasendorf
    jasendorf Male 30-39
    130 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 2:06 pm
    undoubtedly a fake...
  33. Profile photo of suicideboy
    suicideboy Male 18-29
    77 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 2:18 pm
    I was grading a quiz from a senior in high school government class and the question was,
    What is the great compromise?
    He put it when they all got together and they compromised on something that was great.
  34. Profile photo of MiligrmSmile
    MiligrmSmile Male 13-17
    560 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 2:35 pm
    you know even though i ws completely imcompetent on my last post technically an answer like that would be right. Very vague, but very right.
  35. Profile photo of Krivitsky
    Krivitsky Male 18-29
    13 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 2:41 pm
    To clarify - it was a normal 8th grade (I think) history class, they just did a short section on the basics of the Russian Revolution and the nascent period of the USSR.
  36. Profile photo of Joey11y
    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 2:43 pm
    Wow poor girl, so it wasnt the teachers fault, that girl is just dumb.
  37. Profile photo of cathy3
    cathy3 Female 18-29
    36 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 2:58 pm
    ha ha ha ha! Its sad but in college Ive seen answers like that for history quizzes.
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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 3:15 pm
    hilarious
  39. Profile photo of kitkat2010
    kitkat2010 Female 13-17
    571 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 3:19 pm
    hehehehe i know ppl that answer like that...hehehe
  40. Profile photo of kathaclysm
    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 3:42 pm
    Krivitsky thanks for the explination! Ok, then the girl is incredibly smart and that teacher should be fired for giving her a 10/10! And that explains also why the 10/10 seemed so stupid when there were 21 questions... 21/21 could have worked, but god, that teacher`s an idiot.
  41. Profile photo of candy-baby
    candy-baby Female 13-17
    98 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 4:51 pm
    oh dear! sounds a little like my history exam the other day...
  42. Profile photo of diemorondie
    diemorondie Female 18-29
    648 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 4:55 pm
    It`s appalling how stupid kids are these days. And college students especially. They`ll come to class completely unprepared, bomb a test/quiz/assignment and actually have the balls to blame the instructor. Do the fcking reading, do a little studying. It WON`T kill you and YES you DO have the time, you fcking morons.
  43. Profile photo of pysco_chick
    pysco_chick Female 13-17
    220 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 4:57 pm
    wow but I`ve seen worse at my school.
  44. Profile photo of jinexile
    jinexile Male 18-29
    141 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 5:10 pm
    You know what the funniest part of this is... that even after the explanation of why this test is so poorly done and why she got 100% on it, people are still calling the girl stupid.
  45. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 5:13 pm
    hmmmm the scary thing is i don`t know th answers to the questions myself and im english!! i prob shudnt admit that i dont know them..
  46. Profile photo of TexWiller
    TexWiller Male 18-29
    129 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 5:23 pm
    "Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
    Bluto/Animal House
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    kohokid28 Male 13-17
    181 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 5:55 pm
    the gurl is so dumb! she needs to be put to work in a factory lick the other guy sed she an idiot
  48. Profile photo of fthygre
    fthygre Female 18-29
    363 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 6:44 pm
    i thought i was rubbish at russian history! i don`t think she could have studied too hard for this test.
  49. Profile photo of BadDay123
    BadDay123 Female 18-29
    224 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 6:59 pm
    Could just be me, but it`s typed... all the R`s are exactly the same.
    Or maybe I`m just a conspiracy theorist.
  50. Profile photo of wolf08
    wolf08 Male 18-29
    244 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 7:40 pm
    Pravda- a city that was in the war
    Bolsheviks- a nationality of people
    Communism- another word for communication

    :-P 8-)

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    sherman07 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 7:49 pm
    sounds like me... and texwiller, the frikin germans didn`t bomb pearl harbor, it was the japanese! jeeezzz
  52. Profile photo of dmcfan
    dmcfan Male 13-17
    158 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 7:50 pm
    #3 and 10 sounds like somthing I would put if I had no clue what the answer was.
  53. Profile photo of dog_or_man
    dog_or_man Male 30-39
    422 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 7:53 pm
    Hey, "diemorondie," I`ve got a serious question for you: Would you like to marry me? :-)

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    AshFlames Male 13-17
    1 post
    June 15, 2005 at 8:11 pm
    ... sherman07, you realize he was quoting a fcking movie, right? Before criticizing someone because you think you`re smarter than them, just check the whole post first.
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    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 8:28 pm
    I sucked at history too but dayummmmm this girl must be a blonde bimbo I feel sorry for her unless she marries some rich guy lmao
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    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 8:57 pm
    Hey man...the purge was GREAT. Stop harshing the girl`s ride.
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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 9:29 pm
    reminds me of that student teacher who marked University esssays, it was on this site a long time ago . Anybody have the Url for it?
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    grade4 Female 13-17
    870 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 9:47 pm
    Ha, reminds me of me.
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    dog_or_man Male 30-39
    422 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 9:49 pm
    My name is dog-or-man, I`m 35 years old, I enjoy long walks on the beach, Belgian beer, and anybody who is female and called out the current crop of college students on this web site.
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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 10:21 pm
    Ha Ha! The great purge one was the funniest!
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    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    June 16, 2005 at 1:27 am
    jeez that looked like one of my tests >.<
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    mc_sugar Female 18-29
    40 posts
    June 16, 2005 at 4:29 am
    the purge bit was funniest
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    ponystatic5 Female 18-29
    36 posts
    June 16, 2005 at 4:35 am
    Damn, I feel smart.
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    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    June 16, 2005 at 3:41 pm
    i thought Pravada was a designer label:S:S:S
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    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
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    June 16, 2005 at 5:32 pm
    :-P I liked that but even I know totalitarianism is... I learned about it earlier in S.S.
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    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    June 16, 2005 at 5:33 pm
    i thought Pravada was a designer label:S:S:S

    Lol I know what you mean... It sounds like Prada

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    Xandri Female 13-17
    16 posts
    June 17, 2005 at 12:58 am
    "Riddle Me This"
    If this is real please exlpain this disclaimer...
    The entirety of the content within this website is satirical, and has been made up and written by the purveyors of NewsMutiny.com. If you really needed to read this disclaimer to figure that out, your continued existence is causing Darwin to roll over in his grave.
  68. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    June 17, 2005 at 8:02 am
    Hey, at least the girl tried to answer the questions as best she could... ;) Some of those were logical, if not informed.
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    Rikushix Male 13-17
    577 posts
    June 17, 2005 at 2:21 pm
    haha...great purge...lol
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    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    July 1, 2005 at 11:30 pm
    lmmfao!
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    1QUEEN1 Female 13-17
    72 posts
    July 9, 2005 at 12:02 am
    Dumb ass!!!!
    Heh heh... "communisim" another word for "communication".
    Ha ha ha ha ha
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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 12:23 am
    i liked the great purge as well.
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    xbox8798 Male 13-17
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    August 28, 2005 at 1:44 pm
    i liked the great purge
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    blonde_8080 Female 13-17
    50 posts
    March 19, 2006 at 2:39 pm
    that was pretty pathetic but kinda sounded like ansswers that i would put...whts up with the 10/10
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    blonde_8080 Female 13-17
    50 posts
    March 19, 2006 at 2:40 pm
    Hey maybe she just put that 10/10

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