A very confused girl`s Russian history quiz

Submitted by: Krivitsky 11 years ago in Funny
http://www.newsmutiny.com/pages/Quiz1.html

Real copy of an unprepared 13 year old"s attempt at a quiz
There are 75 comments:
Female 50
Hey maybe she just put that 10/10
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Female 50
that was pretty pathetic but kinda sounded like ansswers that i would put...whts up with the 10/10
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Male 175
i liked the great purge
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Male 1,866
i liked the great purge as well.
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Female 72
Dumb ass!!!!
Heh heh... "communisim" another word for "communication".
Ha ha ha ha ha
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Male 725
lmmfao!
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Male 577
haha...great purge...lol
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Female 673
Hey, at least the girl tried to answer the questions as best she could... ;) Some of those were logical, if not informed.
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Female 16
"Riddle Me This"
If this is real please exlpain this disclaimer...
The entirety of the content within this website is satirical, and has been made up and written by the purveyors of NewsMutiny.com. If you really needed to read this disclaimer to figure that out, your continued existence is causing Darwin to roll over in his grave.
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Female 1,252
i thought Pravada was a designer label:S:S:S

Lol I know what you mean... It sounds like Prada

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Female 1,252
:-P I liked that but even I know totalitarianism is... I learned about it earlier in S.S.
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Female 491
i thought Pravada was a designer label:S:S:S
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Female 36
Damn, I feel smart.
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Female 40
the purge bit was funniest
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Female 354
jeez that looked like one of my tests >.<
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Female 2,035
Ha Ha! The great purge one was the funniest!
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Male 422
My name is dog-or-man, I`m 35 years old, I enjoy long walks on the beach, Belgian beer, and anybody who is female and called out the current crop of college students on this web site.
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Female 870
Ha, reminds me of me.
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Male 1,083
reminds me of that student teacher who marked University esssays, it was on this site a long time ago . Anybody have the Url for it?
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Male 951
Hey man...the purge was GREAT. Stop harshing the girl`s ride.
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Male 914
I sucked at history too but dayummmmm this girl must be a blonde bimbo I feel sorry for her unless she marries some rich guy lmao
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Male 1
... sherman07, you realize he was quoting a fcking movie, right? Before criticizing someone because you think you`re smarter than them, just check the whole post first.
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Male 422
Hey, "diemorondie," I`ve got a serious question for you: Would you like to marry me? :-)

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Male 158
#3 and 10 sounds like somthing I would put if I had no clue what the answer was.
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Male 82
sounds like me... and texwiller, the frikin germans didn`t bomb pearl harbor, it was the japanese! jeeezzz
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Male 244
Pravda- a city that was in the war
Bolsheviks- a nationality of people
Communism- another word for communication

:-P 8-)

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Female 224
Could just be me, but it`s typed... all the R`s are exactly the same.
Or maybe I`m just a conspiracy theorist.
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Female 363
i thought i was rubbish at russian history! i don`t think she could have studied too hard for this test.
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Male 181
the gurl is so dumb! she needs to be put to work in a factory lick the other guy sed she an idiot
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Male 129
"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
Bluto/Animal House
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Female 491
hmmmm the scary thing is i don`t know th answers to the questions myself and im english!! i prob shudnt admit that i dont know them..
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Male 141
You know what the funniest part of this is... that even after the explanation of why this test is so poorly done and why she got 100% on it, people are still calling the girl stupid.
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Female 220
wow but I`ve seen worse at my school.
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Female 648
It`s appalling how stupid kids are these days. And college students especially. They`ll come to class completely unprepared, bomb a test/quiz/assignment and actually have the balls to blame the instructor. Do the fcking reading, do a little studying. It WON`T kill you and YES you DO have the time, you fcking morons.
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Female 98
oh dear! sounds a little like my history exam the other day...
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Female 325
Krivitsky thanks for the explination! Ok, then the girl is incredibly smart and that teacher should be fired for giving her a 10/10! And that explains also why the 10/10 seemed so stupid when there were 21 questions... 21/21 could have worked, but god, that teacher`s an idiot.
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Female 571
hehehehe i know ppl that answer like that...hehehe
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Male 1,371
hilarious
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Female 36
ha ha ha ha! Its sad but in college Ive seen answers like that for history quizzes.
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Female 500
Wow poor girl, so it wasnt the teachers fault, that girl is just dumb.
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Male 13
To clarify - it was a normal 8th grade (I think) history class, they just did a short section on the basics of the Russian Revolution and the nascent period of the USSR.
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Male 560
you know even though i ws completely imcompetent on my last post technically an answer like that would be right. Very vague, but very right.
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Male 77
I was grading a quiz from a senior in high school government class and the question was,
What is the great compromise?
He put it when they all got together and they compromised on something that was great.
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Male 130
undoubtedly a fake...
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Female 21
most 12/13 year olds handwriting is like that
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Female 125
A LOT of 13-year-old girl`s handwriting looks like that. In fact, as soon as I saw it, I guessed her age to be 12/13. The ones with good handwriting write with big loops and large, round letters.

I thought this was hilarious.

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Female 61
And what 13-year-old takes Russian History anyhow? I didn`t till 2nd year of college!!!
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Female 61
It`s hard to believe she`s 13 with that neat of handwriting. Mine has never in my life been that neat. Esp. not when I was 13.
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Female 809
STUPID, stupid girl--

"whites- ppl were called this because they wore white"

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Male 422
I see answers like this every day -- in college-level classes -- and then you guys go over my head and complain to my bosses when I try to mark you down for them.
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Male 13
I run the source site and I assure you its real. I scanned and posted it myself. Its my friend`s daughter`s friend`s quiz. basically the daughter had been bitching about how incompetent her history teacher was for sometime and brought this sorry ass quiz her friend got a 10/10 on home as evidence that she (the teacher) obviously isnt doing her job.
And the girl is about 13 and lives in an affluent neighborhood (with a purportedly high quality school system) in southern california.
And I like the Collectiviation one best.
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Male 150
She`s not Russian. The quiz was on Russian History. Otherwise we`d see "A very confused Russian girl`s history quiz" as the title.
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Male 560
In a very basic sense she got a lot of those right.
And for some reason i dont think it was from any part of Europe because of the dating. The date would have read31/3/05 or whatever. and why did she have to be russian. I think it was from the states.
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Female 114
That was just....so sad.
I know so many people who would put answers like that. What is the world coming to?
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Female 175
His/her mother should seriously consider getting their tubes tied.
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Female 325
no... 3/31/05 is the date. I was going to say 10 otu of 10 wrong... but there were 21 questions.

Anyways, children like that should be put to work in factories, that`s all they`ll ever be good for in life.

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Female 144
I`d say 10/10 is the date. Some people write it like that.

Brilliant answers though.

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Female 136
hemopheliac -a verry creepy disease i actually met a kid that has it, you bleed a hell of a lot, *shutters*

i have only read about the nicholas and alexandra but even from a college perspective russian history sucks and even a history major admits that lol lol

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Male 150
5 year plan..heh. Well, maybe they were graded purely on their handwriting skills?
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Male 1,132
very funny if it`s real
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Female 48
Now that was amusing. Cracked up at the last one, sounds -exactly- like what a person I used to know would say for a question like that.
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Male 385
i seen the 10/10 bu i didnt read it all
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Female 2,244
"USSR: a government that was named not by words but by letters."

Hilarious.

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Male 80
photoshopped
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Male 403
lololol
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Male 526
retards..
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Female 2,144
I Was Thinking The Same Thing Swimminpixi.
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Female 60
Reds: people that wore red all the time were called this

...whaa? HAHAHA.

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Male 200
Sounds like something from Calvin & Hobbs
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Female 30
And at the top it says she got 10/10? Or am I seeing things wrong?
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Male 797
lol. i liked the great purge too
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Male 774
If she was 5, she put very logical answers.
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Male 672
Ha ha. Great Purge- A purge that was great. Wonderful. Best answer to a question I`ve seen all my life.
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Male 2,519
wow at #3 and 10.
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Male 13
Link: A very confused girl`s Russian history quiz [Rate Link] - Real copy of an unprepared 13 year old`s attempt at a quiz
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