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Date: 06/07/05 02:46 AM

27 Responses to A Regular Guy`s Guide to Moisturizing

  1. Profile photo of revcmoney
    revcmoney Male 30-39
    8 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 1:56 am
    Link: A Regular Guy`s Guide to Moisturizing - Moisturizing tips from a regular guy.
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    peace_train Male 13-17
    81 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 5:03 am

    i think

  3. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 6:00 am
    Heh, glad that I have naturally good skin. I smoke and still have softer skin than some of my female friends. They`re envious but they love touching it.
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    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 6:32 am
    If i moisturized i would look 10!!
  5. Profile photo of tomsss
    tomsss Male 18-29
    403 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 8:44 am
    "OoOh, brings out the metrosexuality in me"
  6. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 9:13 am
    Yet again I have to ask the girls: Is metrosexuality good or bad?
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    Homer Jay Male 18-29
    1135 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 9:17 am
    Embarrassed and wanting to save face, I uttered the first untruth (or rather, half truth) that popped into my head.

    "Uh... I was just masturbating."


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    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 11:25 am
    I`m homosexual, we spent so much of history trying to be DIFFERENT from you guys and establishing pride of being who we are, now you all wanna be like us!

    Although, why are people metrosexual just because they take care of themselves? Can you only be heterosexual if you`re a slob with no manners? Or do you have to moisturise and clense and have lots of hair products to be gay? I know a lot of gay guys who are slobs, lol.

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    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 1:33 pm
    i think metrosexuals are good. they like to take extra care of themselves. but dont go overboard with the lip balm. girls know.
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    Psychomissy Female 13-17
    138 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 2:07 pm
    I agree with u heylokkather!
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    Rubn_Tizzub Male 30-39
    88 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 2:25 pm
    Right on BigBonny! Slob Pride!!
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    FreeMotion Male 13-17
    287 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 2:37 pm
    BigBonny said:"I`m homosexual..."
    You mention this in almost every post you make. What do you want? A freakin` trophy?
    BigBonny also said:" you all wanna be like us!"
    No, that guy wants to put on moisturizer, not be gay, or even "like" a gay guy. I for one will never put on moisturizer, just because I don`t need it. I really don`t see the reason to take a HUGE amount of care on yourself. Don`t get me wrong, I take showers daily and wear decent clothing, but when you spend an hour in the bathroom getting your hair perfect, you need something else to do.
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    whiterain05 Female 18-29
    148 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 3:50 pm
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    diemorondie Female 18-29
    648 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 4:16 pm
    Good satire. But I still think guys need to moisturize. Especially their hands, arms and shoulders.
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    psychoman364 Male 18-29
    372 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 5:11 pm
    See, I can;t really agree with this article, since I need lotion/moisturizer. I have a skin disease (a form of exzema) and I need lotion...a lot.
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    Alleykitty47 Female 13-17
    179 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 5:12 pm
    did anyone else notice the before and after photo was the same exact picture
  17. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 5:14 pm
    i totally agree with you diemorondie. Most importantly thier hands, dry hands bother the crap out of me.
  18. Profile photo of mobrule
    mobrule Male 18-29
    278 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 6:20 pm
    F`n homos
  19. Profile photo of Delirium
    Delirium Male 18-29
    71 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 7:32 pm
    "Good satire. But I still think guys need to moisturize. Especially their hands, arms and shoulders."

    Shoulders? What?! What you talking about, shoulders? Hands, maybe. Face, maybe. I could even see arms getting done, but shoulders? Nah

  20. Profile photo of ace3015
    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 7:32 pm
    dry hands where lol jk
  21. Profile photo of diemorondie
    diemorondie Female 18-29
    648 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 7:39 pm
    Shoulders can get ashy. And that = yuck.
  22. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    June 7, 2005 at 9:52 pm
    I agree with diemorondie as well. I also think that a guy should have smooth feet because I don`t want to be scratched up by his feet when I sleep next to him at night. hehe. But yea my man uses lotion and I do appreciate it!
  23. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    June 8, 2005 at 12:23 am
    "I think these photos speak for themselves. After two months of moisturizing, I don`t look any older."


  24. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    June 8, 2005 at 1:12 am
    guys should use lotion, i think its sexy
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    joseffstalin Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 8, 2005 at 1:38 am
    BigBonny said:"I`m homosexual..."
    Yeah i have to protest too. I mean you of all people should realize that homosexuality is mutually exclusive from metrosexuality. I mean yeah you could be homosexual, but that doesnt mean that you automatically dress nicely, moisturize etc. And men can also be metrosexual without being homosexual.

    Homosexuality - being arroused by/ attracted to men.

    Metrosexuality - having qualities in personality or sense of style similar to that of the average woman.

    Anyways what you said really offended me, so yeah.

  26. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    June 13, 2005 at 2:29 pm
    Men need lotion....and i like putting lotion on my guy......its a win win situation.....oh yes....
  27. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    June 15, 2005 at 11:47 pm
    I dated a guy like that. Only, he also liked to shop...more than me....that I didn`t like. He wouldn`t let me come into the store because then he wouldn`t get to stay in as long. And then I have to go and drag him out of WALMART!!!!! He`s not least he wasn`t when he was with me. ... but yeah

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