A Regular Guy`s Guide to Moisturizing

Submitted by: revcmoney 12 years ago in Funny
http://www.supermasterpiece.com/features/chris/chris41.html

Moisturizing tips from a regular guy.
There are 27 comments:
Female 395
I dated a guy like that. Only, he also liked to shop...more than me....that I didn`t like. He wouldn`t let me come into the store because then he wouldn`t get to stay in as long. And then I have to go and drag him out of WALMART!!!!! He`s not homosexual...at least he wasn`t when he was with me. ... but yeah
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Female 289
Men need lotion....and i like putting lotion on my guy......its a win win situation.....oh yes....
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Male 63
BigBonny said:"I`m homosexual..."
Yeah i have to protest too. I mean you of all people should realize that homosexuality is mutually exclusive from metrosexuality. I mean yeah you could be homosexual, but that doesnt mean that you automatically dress nicely, moisturize etc. And men can also be metrosexual without being homosexual.

Homosexuality - being arroused by/ attracted to men.

Metrosexuality - having qualities in personality or sense of style similar to that of the average woman.

Anyways what you said really offended me, so yeah.

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Female 354
guys should use lotion, i think its sexy
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Male 2,519
"I think these photos speak for themselves. After two months of moisturizing, I don`t look any older."

LOL.

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Female 1,603
I agree with diemorondie as well. I also think that a guy should have smooth feet because I don`t want to be scratched up by his feet when I sleep next to him at night. hehe. But yea my man uses lotion and I do appreciate it!
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Female 648
Shoulders can get ashy. And that = yuck.
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Male 914
dry hands where lol jk
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Male 71
"Good satire. But I still think guys need to moisturize. Especially their hands, arms and shoulders."

Shoulders? What?! What you talking about, shoulders? Hands, maybe. Face, maybe. I could even see arms getting done, but shoulders? Nah

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Male 278
F`n homos
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Female 1,403
i totally agree with you diemorondie. Most importantly thier hands, dry hands bother the crap out of me.
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Female 179
did anyone else notice the before and after photo was the same exact picture
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Male 372
See, I can;t really agree with this article, since I need lotion/moisturizer. I have a skin disease (a form of exzema) and I need lotion...a lot.
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Female 648
Good satire. But I still think guys need to moisturize. Especially their hands, arms and shoulders.
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Female 144
Hhahahahha
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Male 287
BigBonny said:"I`m homosexual..."
You mention this in almost every post you make. What do you want? A freakin` trophy?
BigBonny also said:"...now you all wanna be like us!"
No, that guy wants to put on moisturizer, not be gay, or even "like" a gay guy. I for one will never put on moisturizer, just because I don`t need it. I really don`t see the reason to take a HUGE amount of care on yourself. Don`t get me wrong, I take showers daily and wear decent clothing, but when you spend an hour in the bathroom getting your hair perfect, you need something else to do.
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Male 88
Right on BigBonny! Slob Pride!!
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Female 138
I agree with u heylokkather!
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Female 782
i think metrosexuals are good. they like to take extra care of themselves. but dont go overboard with the lip balm. girls know.
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Male 2,216
I`m homosexual, we spent so much of history trying to be DIFFERENT from you guys and establishing pride of being who we are, now you all wanna be like us!

Although, why are people metrosexual just because they take care of themselves? Can you only be heterosexual if you`re a slob with no manners? Or do you have to moisturise and clense and have lots of hair products to be gay? I know a lot of gay guys who are slobs, lol.

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Male 1,132
Embarrassed and wanting to save face, I uttered the first untruth (or rather, half truth) that popped into my head.

"Uh... I was just masturbating."

hahahaha

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Male 5,094
Yet again I have to ask the girls: Is metrosexuality good or bad?
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Male 403
"OoOh, brings out the metrosexuality in me"
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Female 755
If i moisturized i would look 10!!
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Male 1,465
Heh, glad that I have naturally good skin. I smoke and still have softer skin than some of my female friends. They`re envious but they love touching it.
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Male 80
very....um....helpful

i think

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Male 8
Link: A Regular Guy`s Guide to Moisturizing [Rate Link] - Moisturizing tips from a regular guy.
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