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Category: Games
Date: 05/03/05 01:31 AM

44 Responses to You Da Sperm

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 12:02 am
    Link: You Da Sperm - Get to the egg first. Warning: adult language.
  2. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 5:08 am
    how long is this thing..
  3. Profile photo of davala
    davala Male 18-29
    534 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 5:25 am
    I was actually quite bad at that. Rats.

    Got quite far though.

  4. Profile photo of Evil_Smurf
    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 8:57 am
    No...! I was trapped inside a condom!! =)
  5. Profile photo of Nowtelsetodo
    Nowtelsetodo Female 13-17
    132 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 9:22 am
    Has anyone done it? Seems so impossible...
  6. Profile photo of Sez-uk
    Sez-uk Female 18-29
    140 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 11:22 am
    realy hard but fun, i like the start lol
  7. Profile photo of Mat
    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 11:53 am
    I don`t think it has an end...
  8. Profile photo of charisma
    charisma Female 18-29
    172 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 12:14 pm
    Its neverending!
  9. Profile photo of Robertito
    Robertito Male 30-39
    6 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 12:19 pm
    "Warning: adult language."

    Talk dirty to me baby! ;-)


    This is a hard one...neverending.

  10. Profile photo of WheelofTime
    WheelofTime Female 18-29
    127 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 12:31 pm
    Damn! I got stuck in a condom!! LOL And it had spermicide in it!! lol. :D
  11. Profile photo of sweetpeachy1
    sweetpeachy1 Female 30-39
    552 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 1:39 pm
    im not good at being a sperm oh well
  12. Profile photo of xfairylozx
    xfairylozx Female 13-17
    131 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 2:04 pm
    I got 2 the egg...then some other lil bastard sperm beat me to it!
  13. Profile photo of Nowtelsetodo
    Nowtelsetodo Female 13-17
    132 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 2:15 pm
    ...isn`t that always the way? *sigh*

    11025. meh.

  14. Profile photo of ninja_mut
    ninja_mut Male 18-29
    185 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 3:05 pm
    I beat it!!!!!
    Yay!!!!

    I got a score of 50195 or something like that

  15. Profile photo of callmealice
    callmealice Female 18-29
    435 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 3:08 pm
    Hehe this was fun and cute. Well not CUTE.. but you know what I mean.. lol. :-)
  16. Profile photo of Nanshork
    Nanshork Male 18-29
    289 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 4:21 pm
    i got to the egg but i lost
  17. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 4:38 pm
    Very loooooong but ok... Does he say `oh f*ck!!` when he dies?!
  18. Profile photo of Sir-Ken
    Sir-Ken Male 18-29
    2 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 7:16 pm
    I made it! Yea! but for some reason I don`t remember it being that hard.

    If someone wants to know a way to get to the end say so.

  19. Profile photo of pollo_loco05
    pollo_loco05 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 11:14 pm
    im not even gonna play it...
  20. Profile photo of blank_space
    blank_space Female 13-17
    147 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 11:19 pm
    other than getting through the whole game? sure I wanna know
  21. Profile photo of Blood_Angel
    Blood_Angel Female 18-29
    47 posts
    May 3, 2005 at 11:54 pm
    I wonwith a score of 45,395. That was actually pretty simple.
  22. Profile photo of gtguard
    gtguard Male 18-29
    26 posts
    May 4, 2005 at 1:00 am
    i beat it too, I was about to loose when you have to get inside the egg lol
  23. Profile photo of Nowtelsetodo
    Nowtelsetodo Female 13-17
    132 posts
    May 4, 2005 at 6:39 am
    53,170.

    So totally worth it.

  24. Profile photo of justmadeit18
    justmadeit18 Female 18-29
    1 post
    May 4, 2005 at 11:18 am
    well when you start the game press the zero button on the right and dont touch the spikes and press the 2 on the left to make all the condoms and stuff dissapear when you get back to the couchie
  25. Profile photo of snowball1
    snowball1 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    May 4, 2005 at 8:28 pm
    i finshed but theirs a little hint to help ya get thorugh it a little sasyier anyone wanna know?
  26. Profile photo of snowball1
    snowball1 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    May 4, 2005 at 8:28 pm
    eaysier
  27. Profile photo of kmdavis85
    kmdavis85 Female 18-29
    605 posts
    May 4, 2005 at 10:13 pm
    That was harder than I thought it`d be.
  28. Profile photo of dpaddle
    dpaddle Female 18-29
    94 posts
    May 6, 2005 at 7:22 pm
    i win! 52725!
  29. Profile photo of Sir-Ken
    Sir-Ken Male 18-29
    2 posts
    May 6, 2005 at 11:20 pm
    here is the way to get everything to go away including condoms, get to the brink of death then press the 2 key the bomb, then die when the meter is still above your head and the next time you play everything will be gone!
  30. Profile photo of lonepoet
    lonepoet Female 18-29
    208 posts
    May 7, 2005 at 1:58 am
    it took about 15 times of trying, but I finally penetrated the egg. hehe

    that game was shockingly pretty interesting. though it wasn`t what i was expecting.

  31. Profile photo of GodsGift2Guy
    GodsGift2Guy Female 13-17
    7 posts
    May 26, 2005 at 3:01 am
    was there a lost tampon in there!?:-?


    .....................................................................................................

  32. Profile photo of jules991
    jules991 Female 70 & Over
    175 posts
    May 26, 2005 at 9:02 pm
    Haha... That`s pretty cool, I haven`t beaten it yet though.
  33. Profile photo of sleep4never
    sleep4never Male 18-29
    576 posts
    July 14, 2005 at 5:00 pm
    ~~~O
  34. Profile photo of sleep4never
    sleep4never Male 18-29
    576 posts
    July 14, 2005 at 5:02 pm
    ~~~D O
  35. Profile photo of sleep4never
    sleep4never Male 18-29
    576 posts
    July 14, 2005 at 5:02 pm
    go spermy go
  36. Profile photo of sleep4never
    sleep4never Male 18-29
    576 posts
    July 14, 2005 at 5:02 pm
    lalala
  37. Profile photo of sleep4never
    sleep4never Male 18-29
    576 posts
    July 14, 2005 at 5:05 pm
    so two peanuts were walking down the street..
  38. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    August 23, 2005 at 1:19 pm
    7790
  39. Profile photo of _Wondergirl_
    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    August 24, 2005 at 1:35 pm
    That`s kind of cute, actually, but I didn`t make it far.
  40. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    October 13, 2005 at 11:15 am
    haha...It makes it look like girl`s crouches are dirty. With like a thousand lost condoms, lost dildo, lost tampon, and all the germs! NO WAY HOSAY!! I AM CLEAN!!
  41. Profile photo of PinkDudette
    PinkDudette Female 13-17
    75 posts
    October 28, 2005 at 5:40 pm
    I`m not good at this at all!
  42. Profile photo of kmdavis85
    kmdavis85 Female 18-29
    605 posts
    October 29, 2005 at 2:32 am
    I`m a loser, but at least I was a winner once...
  43. Profile photo of crippled_guy
    crippled_guy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    January 10, 2006 at 12:08 am
    seein that tampon kinda scared me lol
  44. Profile photo of krazykyle
    krazykyle Male 13-17
    451 posts
    March 10, 2006 at 1:47 pm
    yeah i won

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