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Date: 05/23/05 01:15 AM

35 Responses to The Star Wars is Satan`s Tool

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    May 22, 2005 at 11:57 pm
    Link: The Star Wars is Satan`s Tool - Another view on Star Wars.

    Hrm.

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    KingSpade Male 18-29
    110 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 1:38 am
    This is a joke, right?
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    justsomedude Male 30-39
    19 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 1:41 am
    Is this serious!?!?
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    Kegomatix01 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 2:12 am
    Pfft... Whatever, I want to see Jesus or god take on a JEDI WARRIOR!!!
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    katbenedario Female 30-39
    26 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 2:20 am
    What gets to me about some of these fundamental cults is how they automatically put the person they`re talking to above everyone else when he`s probably an axemurdering child-devouring scumbag, and of course the hate. If you don`t "have demons" then you`re not going to need to listen to that kind of preaching in the first place. Why does no fundie preacher seem to understand this? You`ll either be part of a normal church or living an otherwise normal life. ONLY the freaks and the damned are going to open their ears and minds to all that brimstone. And it goes without saying that a lot of this stuff makes you sick, certainly sicker than seeing a film that draws upon both Christianity and Taoism. Sheesh. End of rant (sorry).
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    9069 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 2:32 am
    Umm guys? It`s a joke take a look at the main url before .com its a spoof site.
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 3:03 am
    What the hell?

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    Killbot2000 Male 18-29
    124 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 3:14 am
    9069, it is just so hard to tell the difference. :(
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    nickbrick Male 13-17
    797 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 3:16 am
    lol
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    DeathShock Male 18-29
    16 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 3:35 am
    I really want one of those shirts, lol
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    bardockjerms Male 18-29
    231 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 4:05 am
    It is a joke, but it is a mirror on some reality. I hate it when christians condem the rest of the world and fail to see the plank in their eye. I am a Christian, and have seen the starwars films, and think they all rock, so do my friends.
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    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 7:23 am
    heh, if you remove the frame the first ad link is an ad for Star Wars III and leads right to the moviefone website.
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    SamStone22 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 9:07 am
    Lol to the above post ^.
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    spoke2go1 Male 13-17
    1 post
    May 23, 2005 at 9:29 am
    man that was the dumbest thing ive ever heard
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    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 11:57 am
    This guy is nuts.
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    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 1:19 pm
    Who am I more scared of, Vader or God? Hmmm... Even though this is a joke, I hate the way people are constantly trying to force religion down your throat. I haven`t got a problem at all with other people who believe in something. I just don`t and nothing you can say or do can change that so DON`T BOTHER. YOU`RE WASTING PRECIOUS PRAYING TIME! Excuse me *bang* *thump*
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    TexWiller Male 18-29
    129 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 1:50 pm
    it`s hilarious!
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 2:17 pm
    All of it sounded perfectly reasonable and logical to me. Very sound reasoning. Yes.
    Thank you - I no longer have to think for myself. What a relief.
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 2:28 pm
    Also - if you think The Star Wars is bad, don`t get me started on The Rock and Roll music! :D
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    Mazztek Male 40-49
    586 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 3:16 pm
    I got me some o` them Jesus Undies! Now my Cajones are Saved! }-)
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    Santos_Demin Male 18-29
    383 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 3:45 pm
    *Wheeze* Jesus... *Wheeze* I am your father.... *Wheeze*

    Except instead of loosing his hand he got crucified. The REAL darkside is the romans.

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    Rikushix Male 13-17
    577 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 4:58 pm
    "Believers will “beam” up to the Starship in the sky, and Captain Jesus shall lead a thousand year Federation of Planets before Judgment Day."

    Excuse while I go cough up a lung laughing to death.

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    Ivar Male 18-29
    103 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 9:03 pm
    Hilarious. Oh, and I think that the Jesus shorts make it clear that it`s a joke.
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    Godsaidso1 Male 13-17
    39 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 9:50 pm
    they spelled yoda wrong...YODAH IS TEH DEVIL!!11!!! OH NOES!!!!111!!!
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    ajax1829 Male 30-39
    206 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 10:54 pm
    "Is that Jesus in your pants, or are you just happy to Praise the Lord?"

    HAHAHAHA, it`s funny because it`s blasphemous! ;-)

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    Dark_Dragon Female 13-17
    117 posts
    May 23, 2005 at 10:58 pm
    That site may be a joke but the CAP ( http://www.capalert.com/ ) Is completely seirous o_o
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    SamoDaJerbal Male 13-17
    526 posts
    May 24, 2005 at 1:17 am
    wooo jesus in my pants!
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    SamoDaJerbal Male 13-17
    526 posts
    May 24, 2005 at 1:19 am
    did you ever notice that ALL of these so-called religions want you to give them money??
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    bertil Female 70 & Over
    33 posts
    May 24, 2005 at 7:54 pm
    nutjob
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    Melchick Female 13-17
    29 posts
    May 26, 2005 at 3:43 am
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    We should write to them and force something on them!!! Make it stick like glue to your face!

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    Obelisk Male 13-17
    33 posts
    May 30, 2005 at 4:46 pm
    I completetly agree with bardockjerms, Yes I agree with some what is said here, but I don`t think Star Wars is evil, in fact I`m going to DIE if I don`t see Star Wars Episode 3.
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    9069 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 11, 2005 at 4:28 am
    Umm guys? It`s a joke take a look at the main url before .com its a spoof site.
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    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    July 11, 2005 at 12:51 pm
    funny
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    mastercif Male 13-17
    458 posts
    August 4, 2005 at 11:15 pm
    EVERYONE THIS IS JUST A FREEKING SPOOF!!! The actual url is http://www.ooze.com/toolofsatan/ go to www.ooze.com and it will show you many links that go to sites like this and on the front page, it says that many people have sent hate mail about this site
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    Miami_FL653 Male 13-17
    231 posts
    August 15, 2005 at 11:46 pm
    I`m going to the dark side after this

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