The Star Wars is Satan`s Tool

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Misc
http://www.ooze.com/toolofsatan/

Another view on Star Wars.
There are 35 comments:
Male 231
I`m going to the dark side after this
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Male 458
EVERYONE THIS IS JUST A FREEKING SPOOF!!! The actual url is http://www.ooze.com/toolofsatan/ go to www.ooze.com and it will show you many links that go to sites like this and on the front page, it says that many people have sent hate mail about this site
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Female 809
funny
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Male 17
Umm guys? It`s a joke take a look at the main url before .com its a spoof site.
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Male 33
I completetly agree with bardockjerms, Yes I agree with some what is said here, but I don`t think Star Wars is evil, in fact I`m going to DIE if I don`t see Star Wars Episode 3.
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We should write to them and force something on them!!! Make it stick like glue to your face!

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Female 33
nutjob
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Male 526
did you ever notice that ALL of these so-called religions want you to give them money??
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Male 526
wooo jesus in my pants!
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Female 117
That site may be a joke but the CAP ( http://www.capalert.com/ ) Is completely seirous o_o
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Male 206
"Is that Jesus in your pants, or are you just happy to Praise the Lord?"

HAHAHAHA, it`s funny because it`s blasphemous! ;-)

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Male 39
they spelled yoda wrong...YODAH IS TEH DEVIL!!11!!! OH NOES!!!!111!!!
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Male 103
Hilarious. Oh, and I think that the Jesus shorts make it clear that it`s a joke.
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Male 577
"Believers will “beam” up to the Starship in the sky, and Captain Jesus shall lead a thousand year Federation of Planets before Judgment Day."

Excuse while I go cough up a lung laughing to death.

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Male 383
*Wheeze* Jesus... *Wheeze* I am your father.... *Wheeze*

Except instead of loosing his hand he got crucified. The REAL darkside is the romans.

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Male 586
I got me some o` them Jesus Undies! Now my Cajones are Saved! }-)
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Male 1,586
Also - if you think The Star Wars is bad, don`t get me started on The Rock and Roll music! :D
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Male 1,586
All of it sounded perfectly reasonable and logical to me. Very sound reasoning. Yes.
Thank you - I no longer have to think for myself. What a relief.
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Male 129
it`s hilarious!
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Male 904
Who am I more scared of, Vader or God? Hmmm... Even though this is a joke, I hate the way people are constantly trying to force religion down your throat. I haven`t got a problem at all with other people who believe in something. I just don`t and nothing you can say or do can change that so DON`T BOTHER. YOU`RE WASTING PRECIOUS PRAYING TIME! Excuse me *bang* *thump*
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Male 605
This guy is nuts.
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Male 1
man that was the dumbest thing ive ever heard
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Male 15
Lol to the above post ^.
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Male 1,465
heh, if you remove the frame the first ad link is an ad for Star Wars III and leads right to the moviefone website.
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Male 232
It is a joke, but it is a mirror on some reality. I hate it when christians condem the rest of the world and fail to see the plank in their eye. I am a Christian, and have seen the starwars films, and think they all rock, so do my friends.
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Male 16
I really want one of those shirts, lol
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Male 797
lol
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Male 124
9069, it is just so hard to tell the difference. :(
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Female 2,244
What the hell?

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Male 17
Umm guys? It`s a joke take a look at the main url before .com its a spoof site.
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Female 26
What gets to me about some of these fundamental cults is how they automatically put the person they`re talking to above everyone else when he`s probably an axemurdering child-devouring scumbag, and of course the hate. If you don`t "have demons" then you`re not going to need to listen to that kind of preaching in the first place. Why does no fundie preacher seem to understand this? You`ll either be part of a normal church or living an otherwise normal life. ONLY the freaks and the damned are going to open their ears and minds to all that brimstone. And it goes without saying that a lot of this stuff makes you sick, certainly sicker than seeing a film that draws upon both Christianity and Taoism. Sheesh. End of rant (sorry).
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Male 12
Pfft... Whatever, I want to see Jesus or god take on a JEDI WARRIOR!!!
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Male 19
Is this serious!?!?
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Male 110
This is a joke, right?
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Male 10,115
Link: The Star Wars is Satan`s Tool [Rate Link] - Another view on Star Wars.

Hrm.

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