The New Associate

Submitted by: cgiblin 11 years ago Funny
http://www.spreadtheslack.com/newhire.html

A new employee starts at Mall-Mart
There are 11 comments:
Male 576
*yawn*
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Male 576
what a waste of time
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Female 2
I got bored in about 2 seconds so I don`t see how that has anything to do with Mall Mart. I`ve never been to one/seen one, is it like Walmart?
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Male 2,519
I almost missed the point if I stopped before he woke up from that dream.
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Male 214
these movies take alot of flack for being long whenever they are posted by I find them quite funny. I guess ya have to experience working in that kind of enviroment to appreciate it :)
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Male 1,083
long , but kind of funny but also sadly true. Did anybody see the minimum wage , $5.05 thats pretty crappy. But yeah "Cheap crap to stupid people" , so true, building comunities far from the truth . ( ANN scrared me) . But yeah the sadest part was when they said " oh yeah I just graduted from university, and this is only temporary. How long did you work here for . ... I preffer not to say"
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Female 90
That went on forever...I`m still waiting for the point.
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Female 214
hee hee...i just LOOOOOOOVE mall-mart

*starts coming up with mall mart slogans* "Mall-Mart...coming soon to a black hole near you..."

*Snaps back to reality* Wh-What? Where am I? Oh...nevermind

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Male 339
... i want my 10 mins back :/
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Female 435
A little known fact.. Alligators are allergic to Tabasco Sauce.. which I always happen to carry on my person.
Hehe pretty funny. :-P
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Male 2
Link: The New Associate [Rate Link] - A new employee starts at Mall-Mart
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