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Date: 05/28/05 02:38 AM

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  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
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    May 28, 2005 at 1:28 am
    Link: Funny Exam Answers - Some funny wrong answers kids have given on tests.

    :-)

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    amyroolz Female 13-17
    36 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 4:18 am
    crap
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    Freakish90 Male 13-17
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    May 28, 2005 at 5:00 am
    Most of those sound fake, no person is so stupid that they`d confuse camels with Camelot. )-|
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    rawr_noozle Female 18-29
    211 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 5:10 am
    It seems fake, but made me laugh anyway. :)
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    Pediophobia Female 18-29
    60 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 6:03 am
    cmon... no one in their right mind would BS that bad....
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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 6:47 am
    funny? At most nonsensical.
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    Mat Male 13-17
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    May 28, 2005 at 7:59 am
    Why would they put that?
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    Homer Jay Male 18-29
    1135 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 8:54 am
    meh.
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    ace3015 Male 30-39
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    May 28, 2005 at 10:27 am
    a myth is a female moth? wtf lmao. I could maybe see an 8 yr old writing that
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    oOJennaOo Female 13-17
    380 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 10:39 am
    i fout that 1 was funniest of em all ^^^^
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    chestertheje Male 13-17
    605 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 11:26 am
    Thats fake...
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    FaceDown Male 18-29
    181 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 11:32 am
    yep...
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    JpKllA Male 13-17
    338 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 11:39 am
    Hmm...it`s possible for someone to confuse `Don Quixote` with "Donkey Hote."
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    DiamondDarby Female 13-17
    3 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 11:42 am
    It was fake but it was still funny.
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    penguin42 Male 13-17
    30 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 11:53 am
    Fake; people that stupid don`t have some of those vocabularys.
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    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 12:52 pm
    Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."

    That just made me LOL

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    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 12:53 pm
    The stupidest one:

    Abraham Lincoln became America`s greatest Precedent. Lincoln`s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin, which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theatre and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedly insane actor. This ruined Booth`s career.

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    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 12:55 pm
    Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practised on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English. He was very large.

    :-P That was my fave ^_^

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    Sw33t_Lipz Female 13-17
    220 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 1:11 pm
    Actually, Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of that name.
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    crazyx100 Female 13-17
    89 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 1:31 pm
    not rlly funny and fake
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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 1:57 pm
    and they never made it to canada, lol
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    x_omni_x Female 13-17
    241 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 3:05 pm
    The nineteenth century was a time of great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine.
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    ilovmiguel Female 13-17
    215 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 3:14 pm
    i don`t really get most of them lmao cause i don`t know what its suposed to be, hehehe one of those was probably like my test. :-( i`m lame
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    grade4 Female 13-17
    870 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 4:15 pm
    Way too boring
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    Bucher Male 18-29
    774 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 4:29 pm
    Fake? Im gonna write something like that on a test next school year, would be hilarious :P
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    AllMightySar Female 18-29
    135 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 5:51 pm
    "Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backwards and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand."

    *rotflmao* I`ll have to try this!

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    eskimoboy6 Male 13-17
    72 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 6:05 pm
    fake. unless those kids aren`t bright. i knew all that stuff, and i don`t `study` the bible. :-)
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    kitkat2010 Female 13-17
    571 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 7:10 pm
    It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.
    ^^
    my fave :-)
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    Destiny124 Female 18-29
    131 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 8:50 pm
    fake and stupid
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    whiterain05 Female 18-29
    148 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 9:29 pm
    my history teacher told me about this one kid ... his teacher had told him a fake story about some historical event and i guess the kid thought he was serious and wrote about it for his final exam. Some kids are stupid ...
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    happydude64 Male 18-29
    341 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 9:39 pm
    Sounds like what the trouble making kids in my classes in High school would put!
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    Aneurysm Female 13-17
    184 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 11:03 pm
    funny, but i doubt its real.
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    jayembee Female 18-29
    580 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 11:26 pm
    "Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years."

    Could be true

    "She was a moral woman who practiced virtue. Her death was the final event which ended her reign."

    Such insight into the human condition! I hope this kid got an A! ;-)

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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 2:34 am
    It isn`t fake..it`s children`s answers ffs..

    Now these were pretty funny..

    -The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn`t have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

    -Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

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    Phoenix10313 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 3:15 am
    Abraham Lincoln became America`s greatest Precedent. Lincoln`s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin, which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theatre and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedly insane actor. This ruined Booth`s career.
    rotfl!!!lmfao!!!
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    AOD-ninja Female 13-17
    302 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 6:41 am
    totally crap, like some dumb kid would do that, stupid...
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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 9:44 am
    hilarious
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    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 1:42 pm
    quote-
    The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Romeo`s last wish was to be laid by Juliet.


    CLASSIC! LMAO

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    Rikushix Male 13-17
    577 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 11:09 pm
    pretty fake, but ya goota enjoy:

    "He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Romeo`s last wish was to be laid by Juliet."

    ahahaha hysterectomies

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    hypergurly Female 13-17
    11 posts
    May 30, 2005 at 2:44 am
    Thas just sad
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    oligarky Male 13-17
    190 posts
    May 30, 2005 at 3:34 pm
    sum r fake but sum cud be tru. like the circumsised one! taht made me giggle
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    DJ_jason Male 30-39
    667 posts
    June 1, 2005 at 9:50 pm
    This one cracked me WAY the hell up>>>

    "Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees".

    Have you people SEEN how badly the U.S. education system is? It really needs a tune-up soon. Just by the way these answers were written and the grammer plays out, you can pretty much tell that these are the real deal. I don`t see why someone would want to fake them. That`s my $.02

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    p4nd4z Female 18-29
    302 posts
    June 3, 2005 at 10:30 pm
    "Later, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was called Pilgrim`s Progress. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this."

    thank you john smith!

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    yishusing Male 18-29
    332 posts
    June 4, 2005 at 1:29 pm
    It`s grammar dj jason, not `grammer`
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    TheMaster14 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    June 9, 2005 at 7:29 pm
    that aint real no one is the stupid i should know ^^
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    Dizzy_K Male 13-17
    425 posts
    July 20, 2005 at 3:25 pm
    Most of the answers were not that funny but some of them made me laugh
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    Boman_05 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    Either fake or purposley done by teenagers with too much time on their hands in an exam. Had me lol all the way through.

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