Funny Exam Answers

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
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Some funny wrong answers kids have given on tests.
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Male 60
Either fake or purposley done by teenagers with too much time on their hands in an exam. Had me lol all the way through.
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Male 425
Most of the answers were not that funny but some of them made me laugh
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Male 5
that aint real no one is the stupid i should know ^^
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Male 332
It`s grammar dj jason, not `grammer`
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Female 302
"Later, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was called Pilgrim`s Progress. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this."

thank you john smith!

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Male 667
This one cracked me WAY the hell up>>>

"Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees".

Have you people SEEN how badly the U.S. education system is? It really needs a tune-up soon. Just by the way these answers were written and the grammer plays out, you can pretty much tell that these are the real deal. I don`t see why someone would want to fake them. That`s my $.02

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Male 190
sum r fake but sum cud be tru. like the circumsised one! taht made me giggle
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Female 11
Thas just sad
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Male 577
pretty fake, but ya goota enjoy:

"He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Romeo`s last wish was to be laid by Juliet."

ahahaha hysterectomies

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Female 809
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The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Romeo`s last wish was to be laid by Juliet.


CLASSIC! LMAO

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Male 1,371
hilarious
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Female 302
totally crap, like some dumb kid would do that, stupid...
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Male 55
Abraham Lincoln became America`s greatest Precedent. Lincoln`s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin, which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theatre and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedly insane actor. This ruined Booth`s career.
rotfl!!!lmfao!!!
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Female 2,244
It isn`t fake..it`s children`s answers ffs..

Now these were pretty funny..

-The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn`t have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

-Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

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Female 578
"Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years."

Could be true

"She was a moral woman who practiced virtue. Her death was the final event which ended her reign."

Such insight into the human condition! I hope this kid got an A! ;-)

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Female 184
funny, but i doubt its real.
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Male 341
Sounds like what the trouble making kids in my classes in High school would put!
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Female 144
my history teacher told me about this one kid ... his teacher had told him a fake story about some historical event and i guess the kid thought he was serious and wrote about it for his final exam. Some kids are stupid ...
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Female 131
fake and stupid
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Female 571
It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.
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my fave :-)
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Male 72
fake. unless those kids aren`t bright. i knew all that stuff, and i don`t `study` the bible. :-)
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Female 135
"Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backwards and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand."

*rotflmao* I`ll have to try this!

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Male 774
Fake? Im gonna write something like that on a test next school year, would be hilarious :P
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Female 870
Way too boring
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Female 215
i don`t really get most of them lmao cause i don`t know what its suposed to be, hehehe one of those was probably like my test. :-( i`m lame
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Female 241
The nineteenth century was a time of great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine.
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Male 1,083
and they never made it to canada, lol
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Female 86
not rlly funny and fake
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Female 220
Actually, Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of that name.
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Female 1,252
Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practised on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English. He was very large.

:-P That was my fave ^_^

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Female 1,252
The stupidest one:

Abraham Lincoln became America`s greatest Precedent. Lincoln`s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin, which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theatre and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedly insane actor. This ruined Booth`s career.

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Female 1,252
Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."

That just made me LOL

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Male 30
Fake; people that stupid don`t have some of those vocabularys.
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Female 3
It was fake but it was still funny.
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Male 338
Hmm...it`s possible for someone to confuse `Don Quixote` with "Donkey Hote."
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Male 181
yep...
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Male 605
Thats fake...
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Female 380
i fout that 1 was funniest of em all ^^^^
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Male 914
a myth is a female moth? wtf lmao. I could maybe see an 8 yr old writing that
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Male 1,132
meh.
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Male 1,523
Why would they put that?
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Male 2,519
funny? At most nonsensical.
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Female 60
cmon... no one in their right mind would BS that bad....
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Female 211
It seems fake, but made me laugh anyway. :)
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Male 74
Most of those sound fake, no person is so stupid that they`d confuse camels with Camelot. )-|
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Female 36
crap
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Male 10,115
Link: Funny Exam Answers [Rate Link] - Some funny wrong answers kids have given on tests.

:-)

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