Funny Amazon Reviews

Submitted by: SOAD_Rocks 12 years ago in Funny
http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/AXROT1IR2FE1/ref=cm_aya_rev_all/002-3234215-4304834

Funny reviews of cds by someone called MTV Rocks
There are 52 comments:
Female 21
omg this pisses me off... that person deserves to die! all the stuff they said that sucks is wrong. avril lavigne is crap and everyone knows that. this is retarded. zeppilin, black sabbath, van halen, ac/dc and all that stuff was great. GRRR!>-(
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Male 6
if he`s not being sarcastic, than he`s a RETARD>
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Male 90
long live coxycox
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Male 90
Har har har...I`ll tie his intestines in knots if he dares say that Queen is a poser band... Let`s see him sing "Fat Bottomed Girls" and make it cool >:-O
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Male 332
i dont agree with the review about blizzard of oz. that album is awesome. also, this isnt really that funny. get a life.
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Male 1,407
My god, it is astounding how many people STILL don`t realize that the guy`s not serious, even after looking at this message board.
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Male 594
"Music is about opinion, anyway?" What a GD moron.
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Female 809
Obviously this person was being sarcastic...
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Male 190
thats wikked. he/she better be joking tho- black sabbath and zep r definitely metal! c`mon! lol
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Male 40
"I watched the MTV Icon show honouring Metallica so I figured "Hey, these guys must be good if they`re on MTV!!"."

Haha! a Band on MTV=A Good Band

if this wasn`t fake, I would be extremely angry, but since it is then it is actually very funny.

reminds me of a kid I go to school with; just about everyone hates him

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Female 353
"The name of the star was Ozzy Osbourne. I`ve never heard of him, but nevertheless watched his show on MTV and loved it. *Even though I wondered why someone so old was on MTV, I didn`t question it because he was on MTV which means he`s good*."

lol ppl ppl he`s being f*king sarcastic take a joke lol

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Male 44
Most funny are the comments here of people who didn`t get it.

TRL must be the best show ever!!!!

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Female 782
HOW MANY TIEMS CAN U SAY POSER? whoever wrote that is totally an american prep.

actually im really pissed off with whoever wrote this. she or he admits to watching MTV avidly and that most people on there have no talent, yet she calls actual bands who can play music `posers` wich i beleive is the definiton of her.

and she thinks jsut because someone is on tv it means they are good. also, i dont like ozzys music much but i cant f`ing beleive she thought he was a new star! plus i dont like beethoven or motzart or whatever but how are they posers too?!?! damn shes such an idiot.

i think the only thing i agreed with her out of her reviews was that she likes good charlotte blink182 linkinpark and simple plan theyre kl.

p.s avril is not punk. n soz if its a he who wrote that crap.

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Female 782
haha avril sucks. whoever wrote that is such a loser.
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Male 17
The funniest thing is the amount of people here who didn`t get that it is sarcastic...
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Male 792
Geeze people, learn a word. He`s not being "ironic". Irony is something that is believed to be one way, then turns out to be another. For example, everybody thinks he`s being sarcastic in his reviews, but if it turns out that he`s actually stating his truthful opinion...THAT would be ironic. He`s being sardonic.
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Male 5
Wow, I cannot take this guy seriously! Did you catch the part where he was telling his freids about Green Day`s new cd, "I was telling all of my underground punk friends at the mall about how great this album is and they all agreed with me." Green Day is`nt horrible, but he actually considers himself underground? He has to be kidding. Either that or this poor man is very, and I mean very confused. *sigh* Let`s hear it for AC/DC, anyone?
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Female 1,603
It made me laugh.
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Female 45
funny at first, but it got repetitive and boring, no matter how sarcastic or ironic he was supposed to be.
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Male 103
Am I the only one who found this absolutely hysterical?

"Not only is this album punk, but it`s also political!! Therefore if you listen to it you`re smart AND rebellious. Only cultured people like myself will understand this record."

He`s my new hero.

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Male 39
i stopped reading when he said he never heard of OZZY! that`s just sad...
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Male 1,407
Funny, but a little too centered around metal for my taste. I disagree about Nevermind though. I`ll agree Nirvana is overrated as hell, but I still like them.

The funniest thing of all is the number of people who don`t get the sarcasm at all.

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Male 18
Hahahaha I wanna show the review of Blizzard Of Ozz to my Randy Rhoads obsessed friend
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Female 596
Sarcasm is overrated.

So I`ll just say it plainly: anyone who doesn`t get that this guy was joking, kill yourselves. Please?

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Female 6
Well, it sure was sarcastic, but it really wasn`t that funny... I`ve read a lot funnier slagging....
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Female 380
That was hilarious!
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Female 144
I hate kids who think they are cool because they watch MTV. People who aren`t open to other opinions are the real morons.
And geez, the pianist in Keane was trained on classical. This kid has another thing coming when he steps into the real world.
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Female 173
That`s funny. What`s better is all the people who found the reviews useful. HA.
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Male 40
He gave alot of bands I like a 1 star. Hahaha. He HAS to be joking.
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Male 526
hah.
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Male 651
This sucks, i mean it`s just some guy trying to be "ironic" by slagging off the sort of music he doesn`t like and the people who watch mtv. So what, it`s not funny. I don`t watch MTV, but i have respect for those who do... actually, i don`t have respect for those who do, but i don`t go about slagging them cos they`re different. This guy needs to grow up. I bet he wears black.
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Female 184
wtf? how can anyone even put nirvana on a list with good charlotte, avril lavigne, and jay-z? and say kurdt was a good guitar player?

if this was real, i would hunt down the little twat and break her pwecious nevermind cd

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Male 50
why`d they have to include fred durst or limp bizkit. the fred durst thing is so over it`s not even funny. i bet most of you don`t even know that limp bizkit released an album 3 weeks ago. that`s how overly obsessed with mtv they are now (sarcasm). o well music is about opinion anyway. those reviews were kind of funny, but i don`t agree with the bands they put down. 2 stars
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Female 127
"Being into MTV and mainstream music I am subject to many bands that can barely play their instruments, and I love it."

:-D

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Female 1,252
_andread_ someone should shoot your legs off then rub salt and pour acid on your wounds very... very... slowly... and painfully... :-)
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Female 241
Wow, what`s funny about this guy is that while he is being sarcastic, a lot of people out there really have the same opinions.
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Female 175
I thought it was pretty funny... He`s not serious, he`s making fun of MTV and all the posers who think watching it makes them cool.
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Male 491
The guy likes MTV, pop, and worst of all rap/hip-hop *throws up* he deserves to be shot in the kneecaps, have acid poured into the wounds one drop at a time, and fitted into a 1x1 meter box where he`ll die of starvation.
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Male 91
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
and why did 3 people find this usefull??!!
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Male 159
Now that I think about it, it could just be referring to the CD... Hm.
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Male 159
Yeah, in the first review he says like, "This is not real people." as the title so Yeah, he is definately sarcastic.

Plus, if I see anyone like that walking down the street, I will beat them with my shoe.

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Female 72
Haha that`s quite a good link actually
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Female 72
Beethoven`s Presto Agitato = crappy poser wannabee piano playing
haha
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Female 42
omg what a loser i mean putting avril lavinge BEFORE nirvana thats like a crime lol
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Male 6
Either an Anti-anti-poser or someone seriously in need of a reality check.
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Male 1,132
seems like someone has to much time on their hands
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Male 2,519
I`m surprised some people found the review useful.
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Female 269
I`m sure he is.
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Female 2,244
I hope he`s sarcastic..
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Male 41
crap imean first
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Male 41
last post
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Male 91
Link: Funny Amazon Reviews [Rate Link] - Funny reviews of cds by someone called MTV Rocks

:-)

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