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Date: 05/29/05 01:04 AM

52 Responses to Funny Amazon Reviews

  1. Profile photo of SOAD_Rocks
    SOAD_Rocks Male 40-49
    91 posts
    May 28, 2005 at 9:54 pm
    Link: Funny Amazon Reviews - Funny reviews of cds by someone called MTV Rocks

    :-)

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    lionmane726 Male 13-17
    41 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 2:29 am
    last post
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    lionmane726 Male 13-17
    41 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 2:30 am
    crap imean first
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 2:57 am
    I hope he`s sarcastic..
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    dwi_dwi Female 18-29
    269 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 5:31 am
    I`m sure he is.
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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 5:38 am
    I`m surprised some people found the review useful.
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    Homer Jay Male 18-29
    1135 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 7:42 am
    seems like someone has to much time on their hands
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    stolen Male 18-29
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    May 29, 2005 at 9:50 am
    Either an Anti-anti-poser or someone seriously in need of a reality check.
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    xXGemzxX Female 13-17
    42 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 9:52 am
    omg what a loser i mean putting avril lavinge BEFORE nirvana thats like a crime lol
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    Nerdzy Female 13-17
    72 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 9:54 am
    Beethoven`s Presto Agitato = crappy poser wannabee piano playing
    haha
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    Nerdzy Female 13-17
    72 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 9:56 am
    Haha that`s quite a good link actually
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    Caramonjulu Male 13-17
    159 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 10:23 am
    Yeah, in the first review he says like, "This is not real people." as the title so Yeah, he is definately sarcastic.

    Plus, if I see anyone like that walking down the street, I will beat them with my shoe.

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    Caramonjulu Male 13-17
    159 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 10:24 am
    Now that I think about it, it could just be referring to the CD... Hm.
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    SOAD_Rocks Male 40-49
    91 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 10:29 am
    THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
    and why did 3 people find this usefull??!!
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    _andread_ Male 18-29
    491 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 10:55 am
    The guy likes MTV, pop, and worst of all rap/hip-hop *throws up* he deserves to be shot in the kneecaps, have acid poured into the wounds one drop at a time, and fitted into a 1x1 meter box where he`ll die of starvation.
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    jules991 Female 70 & Over
    175 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 11:31 am
    I thought it was pretty funny... He`s not serious, he`s making fun of MTV and all the posers who think watching it makes them cool.
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    x_omni_x Female 13-17
    241 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 12:03 pm
    Wow, what`s funny about this guy is that while he is being sarcastic, a lot of people out there really have the same opinions.
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    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 12:14 pm
    _andread_ someone should shoot your legs off then rub salt and pour acid on your wounds very... very... slowly... and painfully... :-)
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    prez1985 Female 18-29
    127 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 12:25 pm
    "Being into MTV and mainstream music I am subject to many bands that can barely play their instruments, and I love it."

    :-D

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    FlareStar Male 18-29
    50 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 12:28 pm
    why`d they have to include fred durst or limp bizkit. the fred durst thing is so over it`s not even funny. i bet most of you don`t even know that limp bizkit released an album 3 weeks ago. that`s how overly obsessed with mtv they are now (sarcasm). o well music is about opinion anyway. those reviews were kind of funny, but i don`t agree with the bands they put down. 2 stars
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    Aneurysm Female 13-17
    184 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 12:44 pm
    wtf? how can anyone even put nirvana on a list with good charlotte, avril lavigne, and jay-z? and say kurdt was a good guitar player?

    if this was real, i would hunt down the little twat and break her pwecious nevermind cd

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    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 2:25 pm
    This sucks, i mean it`s just some guy trying to be "ironic" by slagging off the sort of music he doesn`t like and the people who watch mtv. So what, it`s not funny. I don`t watch MTV, but i have respect for those who do... actually, i don`t have respect for those who do, but i don`t go about slagging them cos they`re different. This guy needs to grow up. I bet he wears black.
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    SamoDaJerbal Male 13-17
    526 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 3:00 pm
    hah.
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    SkaPunk Male 13-17
    40 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 3:33 pm
    He gave alot of bands I like a 1 star. Hahaha. He HAS to be joking.
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    rockerbunny Female 18-29
    173 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 5:38 pm
    That`s funny. What`s better is all the people who found the reviews useful. HA.
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    whiterain05 Female 18-29
    148 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 7:02 pm
    I hate kids who think they are cool because they watch MTV. People who aren`t open to other opinions are the real morons.
    And geez, the pianist in Keane was trained on classical. This kid has another thing coming when he steps into the real world.
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    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 7:35 pm
    That was hilarious!
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    marelli Female 18-29
    6 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 11:04 pm
    Well, it sure was sarcastic, but it really wasn`t that funny... I`ve read a lot funnier slagging....
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    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 11:10 pm
    Sarcasm is overrated.

    So I`ll just say it plainly: anyone who doesn`t get that this guy was joking, kill yourselves. Please?

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    MrMojoRisin Male 13-17
    18 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 11:25 pm
    Hahahaha I wanna show the review of Blizzard Of Ozz to my Randy Rhoads obsessed friend
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    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 11:32 pm
    Funny, but a little too centered around metal for my taste. I disagree about Nevermind though. I`ll agree Nirvana is overrated as hell, but I still like them.

    The funniest thing of all is the number of people who don`t get the sarcasm at all.

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    Godsaidso1 Male 13-17
    39 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 11:35 pm
    i stopped reading when he said he never heard of OZZY! that`s just sad...
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    Ivar Male 18-29
    103 posts
    May 29, 2005 at 11:42 pm
    Am I the only one who found this absolutely hysterical?

    "Not only is this album punk, but it`s also political!! Therefore if you listen to it you`re smart AND rebellious. Only cultured people like myself will understand this record."

    He`s my new hero.

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    LoathedMouse Female 18-29
    45 posts
    May 30, 2005 at 12:00 am
    funny at first, but it got repetitive and boring, no matter how sarcastic or ironic he was supposed to be.
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    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    May 30, 2005 at 12:36 am
    It made me laugh.
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    ooply Male 13-17
    5 posts
    May 30, 2005 at 12:47 am
    Wow, I cannot take this guy seriously! Did you catch the part where he was telling his freids about Green Day`s new cd, "I was telling all of my underground punk friends at the mall about how great this album is and they all agreed with me." Green Day is`nt horrible, but he actually considers himself underground? He has to be kidding. Either that or this poor man is very, and I mean very confused. *sigh* Let`s hear it for AC/DC, anyone?
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    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    May 30, 2005 at 1:32 am
    Geeze people, learn a word. He`s not being "ironic". Irony is something that is believed to be one way, then turns out to be another. For example, everybody thinks he`s being sarcastic in his reviews, but if it turns out that he`s actually stating his truthful opinion...THAT would be ironic. He`s being sardonic.
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    Leftyy Male 13-17
    17 posts
    May 30, 2005 at 3:13 am
    The funniest thing is the amount of people here who didn`t get that it is sarcastic...
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    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    May 30, 2005 at 10:52 am
    haha avril sucks. whoever wrote that is such a loser.
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    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    May 30, 2005 at 11:05 am
    HOW MANY TIEMS CAN U SAY POSER? whoever wrote that is totally an american prep.

    actually im really pissed off with whoever wrote this. she or he admits to watching MTV avidly and that most people on there have no talent, yet she calls actual bands who can play music `posers` wich i beleive is the definiton of her.

    and she thinks jsut because someone is on tv it means they are good. also, i dont like ozzys music much but i cant f`ing beleive she thought he was a new star! plus i dont like beethoven or motzart or whatever but how are they posers too?!?! damn shes such an idiot.

    i think the only thing i agreed with her out of her reviews was that she likes good charlotte blink182 linkinpark and simple plan theyre kl.

    p.s avril is not punk. n soz if its a he who wrote that crap.

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    Vinton Male 18-29
    44 posts
    May 30, 2005 at 11:22 am
    Most funny are the comments here of people who didn`t get it.

    TRL must be the best show ever!!!!

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    armygirljenn Female 18-29
    353 posts
    May 30, 2005 at 11:23 am
    "The name of the star was Ozzy Osbourne. I`ve never heard of him, but nevertheless watched his show on MTV and loved it. *Even though I wondered why someone so old was on MTV, I didn`t question it because he was on MTV which means he`s good*."

    lol ppl ppl he`s being f*king sarcastic take a joke lol

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    DKSoccerMan Male 13-17
    40 posts
    May 30, 2005 at 11:41 am
    "I watched the MTV Icon show honouring Metallica so I figured "Hey, these guys must be good if they`re on MTV!!"."

    Haha! a Band on MTV=A Good Band

    if this wasn`t fake, I would be extremely angry, but since it is then it is actually very funny.

    reminds me of a kid I go to school with; just about everyone hates him

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    oligarky Male 13-17
    190 posts
    May 30, 2005 at 2:55 pm
    thats wikked. he/she better be joking tho- black sabbath and zep r definitely metal! c`mon! lol
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    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    May 30, 2005 at 2:58 pm
    Obviously this person was being sarcastic...
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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    May 30, 2005 at 3:34 pm
    "Music is about opinion, anyway?" What a GD moron.
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    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    May 30, 2005 at 3:53 pm
    My god, it is astounding how many people STILL don`t realize that the guy`s not serious, even after looking at this message board.
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    coxycox Male 18-29
    332 posts
    June 1, 2005 at 1:30 pm
    i dont agree with the review about blizzard of oz. that album is awesome. also, this isnt really that funny. get a life.
    )-|
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    VivaLaBooty Male 13-17
    90 posts
    July 12, 2005 at 2:32 pm
    Har har har...I`ll tie his intestines in knots if he dares say that Queen is a poser band... Let`s see him sing "Fat Bottomed Girls" and make it cool >:-O
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    VivaLaBooty Male 13-17
    90 posts
    July 12, 2005 at 2:32 pm
    long live coxycox
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    frajfraj Male 13-17
    6 posts
    July 29, 2005 at 12:32 pm
    if he`s not being sarcastic, than he`s a RETARD>
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    greendaygerl Female 13-17
    21 posts
    August 10, 2005 at 12:59 pm
    omg this pisses me off... that person deserves to die! all the stuff they said that sucks is wrong. avril lavigne is crap and everyone knows that. this is retarded. zeppilin, black sabbath, van halen, ac/dc and all that stuff was great. GRRR!>-(

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