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Date: 05/19/05 02:31 AM

21 Responses to Choosing a Girlfriend

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    revcmoney Male 30-39
    8 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 12:45 am
    Link: Choosing a Girlfriend - Ladies man Shek Baker gives advice on choosing a girlfriend.

    :-)

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    callmealice Female 18-29
    435 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 6:48 am
    Funny! However, I don`t think I sound like any of those types..Still really funny though. :-)
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    MetallicRose Female 13-17
    30 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 7:02 am
    Wonder which I am..... .. .. .
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    Homer Jay Male 18-29
    1135 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 8:11 am
    man i bet i have dated all those types.
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    n0thing Male 30-39
    54 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 8:50 am
    I see someone`s had a few failed relationships...sheesh!
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    Bloing Male 18-29
    67 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 9:42 am
    My marriage has been arranged. So I`m not bothering with long-term relationships. Actually, I bet I`m having a more relaxed love life than any of you who don`t have a predestined spouse.
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    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 10:11 am
    I`d guess I`m somewhere between nerd and perfect... I can modulate my voice ok, but do spend more time on the computer than my RPG playin husband.

    Bloing just sounds lazy. Watch out, she`ll probably wind up sleepin with the gardener.

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    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 12:07 pm
    haha... Who has a gardener anymore?
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    diemorondie Female 18-29
    648 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 2:30 pm
    I guess this is why I can`t get a date.
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    diemorondie Female 18-29
    648 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 2:32 pm
    I`m actually a good balance of "Wild Child" and "The Intellectual" which I thought made for a good girlfriend. Men are fickle.
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    waify Female 18-29
    90 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 2:46 pm
    Funny article. Hopefully somebody will write "how to choose a boyfriend" soon.
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    Alpha_Omega Male 13-17
    578 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 5:03 pm
    I`m probably gonna wind up with a mixture between a `Fixer-Upper` and `Princess`.
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    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 8:11 pm
    Ouch, the perfect one ends so harshly, lol.
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    souma Female 13-17
    9 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 8:50 pm
    I don`t fall into any of those categories, but that`s totally fine with me! The final sentence is just too funny.
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    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 9:04 pm
    i sound like the perfect girlfried which pisses me off cuz im so far from perfect its not funny.
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    oSunShyne1o Female 18-29
    204 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 9:10 pm
    I love it, especially the perfect one :)
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    ilovmiguel Female 13-17
    215 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 11:00 pm
    wow, that sucks. i don`t even know which one i am, probably the high school one since my bf is much older and everything, i dunno but the whole thing was pretty bogus lol
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    Rikushix Male 13-17
    577 posts
    May 19, 2005 at 11:59 pm
    "I`m actually a good balance of "Wild Child" and "The Intellectual" which I thought made for a good girlfriend. Men are fickle."

    Men are fickle??? Are you kidding? I`ll take any one of those types; I don`t have a girlfriend right now.

    Speaking of which...

    "My marriage has been arranged. So I`m not bothering with long-term relationships. Actually, I bet I`m having a more relaxed love life than any of you who don`t have a predestined spouse."

    I cannot imagine anyone marrying a person who goes around saying "Religion is synonymous with stupidity."

    Hey, I`m not disagreeing with that statement, but still.

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    Bloing Male 18-29
    67 posts
    May 20, 2005 at 11:29 am
    "I cannot imagine anyone marrying a person who goes around saying "Religion is synonymous with stupidity.""
    Well, it`s not her decision is it? Our parents arranged the marriage, so she doesn`t have any choice, nor do I, but neither of us is complaining.
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    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    May 20, 2005 at 2:32 pm
    I`m a sex crazed princess... where was that option?
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    Godsaidso1 Male 13-17
    39 posts
    May 20, 2005 at 10:38 pm
    i guess it made sense...

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