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Date: 05/05/05 02:32 AM

31 Responses to A letter to Ikea

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    buddy Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2005 at 1:12 am
    Link: A letter to Ikea - I guess this guy had a bad experience at Ikea.


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    Ershin Female 18-29
    17 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 3:44 am
    Wow! That was great. I wish i could write a leter like that.
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    callmealice Female 18-29
    435 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 4:43 am
    This was too funny! Reminds me of a few months ago when we bought a new computer desk.. and my husband and I spent 3 days trying to figure out how to put the damn thing together. It was just like what the letter said.. pictures and no words, holes that weren`t drilled all the way and were covered, things didn`t match up. Haha I could definately relate to this guy. :-)
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    Nowtelsetodo Female 13-17
    132 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 6:11 am
    I would love it if those crazy Ikeans didn`t get the sarcasm, thought he was really happy and sent him an advance 2006 catalogue. I think he`d actually explode...
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 7:14 am
    Gotta love the sarcasm.
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    tylerdurden1 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 8:35 am
    That was a well written letter dripping with sarcasm. Loved it.
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    dinnerbone Male 13-17
    340 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 10:13 am
    so next weekend, as a way of replicating the experience, I am considering staying home and banging myself repeatedly in the head with a hammer.

    I did that once. the docter said i had brain damage :D

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    (S)aint Male 18-29
    60 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 10:32 am
    pahahahaha hahaha hahahahah ahhahahahahah hahahaha hahahah hahahahah apahahaha hahahah hahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahah hahahah apahahahahah hahahahahahah eheh... heh....PAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahah ahhahaha hahahahah hahahaha hhahahahaha hahahahaha hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
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    yotimes3 Male 18-29
    182 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 10:58 am
    LOL funnie! Just wondering what the ikea people wrote back to him. The company buys furniture for a dollar anyway and overprices WAY too high anyway
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    ashling Female 13-17
    145 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 11:46 am
    god i luv a little sarcasm
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    dog_or_man Male 30-39
    422 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 12:45 pm
    I stopped reading when the guy complained that the instructions weren`t written in "the world`s primary language." ....Er, um, he *does* understand that IKEA is a *SWEDISH* furniture company, doesn`t he?
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    gogozilla Male 30-39
    108 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 12:57 pm
    Hilarious! Great post. I know all too well his pain and suffering at the hands (and assembly instructions) of IKEA. The references to IKEA`s "droll, delightful, impressionist documentation" cracked me up big time.
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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 1:26 pm
    dog, if you read a little closer it says "thus allowing people who may not speak the world`s primary languages"

    He wasn`t talking about just English, I think he was suggesting instructions in each of the world`s primary languages as it customary for many instruction manuals.

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    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 1:48 pm
    F*cking great!!
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    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 1:57 pm
    I`m sorry, I`m sure there are many of you out there who aren`t mechanically inclined, but I`ve put together many an Ikea item and seriously, the Expedit is one of the simpler ones. (see here

    And I always check the box, before I leave Ikea, K-mart, Sears, etc, that it has what I asked for.

    Anyways, maybe it`s just cuz I played with legos as a child, but I don`t see why people have such a hard time with Ikea furniture.

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    Crowe Male 18-29
    204 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 2:07 pm
    *sigh* Sarcasm; my second favourite humour :D Crowe
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    Rubn_Tizzub Male 30-39
    88 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 2:28 pm
    He`d be a fun person to stand behind in line at customer service rather than the typical psychotic rage-ahol. Too funny.
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    IkeaGuy Male 30-39
    2 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 3:10 pm
    Well, first I rage. Then I write sarcastic letters.

    Thanks for the visits and the comments. They`re making my day much more fun.

    And no, they never wrote back.

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    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 4:49 pm
    hahahahahha awesome!
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    Evil Eve Female 18-29
    15 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 5:38 pm
    well... if ure too stupid to set it up its ur own fault =p and long waiting lines appear at every place every so often.


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    lizzywizzy Female 18-29
    587 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 6:08 pm
    haha that is the nices way of saying you and your company sucks i have seen in a long time
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    dwi_dwi Female 18-29
    269 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 7:52 pm
    Hehehe. I loved it.
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    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    May 5, 2005 at 11:30 pm
    What dumb ass can`t put together an IKEA product? I`ve seen my grandmother whip a six-shelved entertainment centre together in less than an hour and she`s been dead for three years! Holy crap! Maybe this guy should put down the tools, pick up the dictionary and look up the words "PASSIVE-AGRESSIVE!" Geez! pass the paxil!
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    PirateMeghan Female 18-29
    151 posts
    May 6, 2005 at 10:20 pm
    I love Ikea. It`s great. I hate allen wrenches though. It`s like trying to put my bookshelf together with a damn paper clip.
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    diemorondie Female 18-29
    648 posts
    May 8, 2005 at 9:46 pm
    He could have cut that letter down by 99% just by saying "I`m a whiney, illiterate moron, and I must blame you."
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    diemorondie Female 18-29
    648 posts
    May 8, 2005 at 9:47 pm
    Though, as a fellow satirist, I must say pretty well written.
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    IkeaGuy Male 30-39
    2 posts
    May 9, 2005 at 11:05 pm
    I`m confused. Which one is it? Am I whiny and illiterate, or am I a good satirist?

    They`re kind of mutually exclusive.

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    blondfreak78 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    June 14, 2005 at 9:11 am
    Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!! Dripping with sarcasm, I`d love to be able to write like that! Good one mate!
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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    June 14, 2005 at 9:50 am
    lol he ended off with pleased consumer. Loved it.
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    Silverdream Female 18-29
    30 posts
    June 20, 2005 at 7:17 pm
    This was very entertaining. It only makes me wish that sending reply letters were mandatory.
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    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    July 22, 2005 at 8:44 pm
    this guy is awesome

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