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Date: 04/27/05 01:30 AM

65 Responses to The Negotiator

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 1:12 am
    Link: The Negotiator - How well can you deal with difficult people?


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    kmdavis85 Female 18-29
    605 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 1:42 am
    This guy is a jerk.
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    Akito Female 18-29
    344 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 1:48 am
    I gave him money and it went on a loop. If I kept giving him money he kept asking. If I said no he killed me. :/
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    SirStealAlot Male 13-17
    117 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 1:58 am
    its stupid there is no way of beating it
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    BakedInBC Male 30-39
    21 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 2:02 am
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    Andy329 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 2:15 am
    Id like to stick a knife into his face =]
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    WildNobility Female 18-29
    14 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 2:22 am
    Ask about his story for a while, then buy him a coffee.
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    planter Male 18-29
    12 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 2:55 am
    I just kept talking to him and ended up giving him $20 and a coffee and donut, and he was happy. In real life, I wouldn`t waste $20 on some guy who would just go out and buy more boose, though.
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    callmealice Female 18-29
    435 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 4:03 am
    I think this game is a little backwards. The first time I played I gave him like 400 bucks and when I wouldn`t give him anymore he breaks my head. Next time I play I don`t give him any money.. buy him some coffee.. and he kisses me. Yea.. okay. I think whoever made this game is prejudiced against homeless people. :-P
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    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 6:21 am
    ew..that kiss....
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 6:48 am
    yeah, ew, ugh..well, i won, yay :-) and i only had to give him 20$ and a donut..
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    lekha85 Female 18-29
    32 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 7:10 am
    Well, I won but that guy was really scary
  13. Profile photo of ashling
    ashling Female 13-17
    145 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 8:40 am
    hey i offered to buy him a donut and give him $20 and he still killed me!
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    WheelofTime Female 18-29
    127 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 10:02 am
    I think I would have liked it better if there would have been more senerios. The game seems kinda short.
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    MM Freak Male 13-17
    55 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 10:05 am
    that was scary...
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    momto2 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 10:16 am
    If it were real life I would have maced the guy, why is there not a mace option?
  17. Profile photo of sugaman2k3
    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 11:13 am
    out no $ but the $ to get a the coffee. had a similar thing happen to me in nashville. guy comes up beggin for money, sayin that he is gonna go buy food for some of his friends. i think that in real life you just need to get out of the sitiation, in my case think that i got off by givin the guy 5 bucks. not all that pleasent of a feeling to have. all i wanted to do was get away from the freak with out being raped
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    Mr.knowItAll Male 18-29
    608 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 11:31 am
    Ms. callmealice; I wish you could kiss me... Actually its a pretty good cybersize in dealing with people. The concept of the game is good, it just needs to be expanded on. I don`t think the game maker hates homeless peeps. If anything hes just trying to show their plight. Hes being nice at first, be nice back, negotiate. You should never tell some one who you don`t know just to F-OFF. That can be dangerous. If society was a better place there would be no Homeless on the streets... Just like where Nazi Low Life`s eventually wined up...
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    Groovy123 Female 13-17
    4 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 11:50 am
    U beat him by just giving him a dohnut and coffee u dont need to give him £20 or £200 :D:D
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    Sez-uk Female 18-29
    140 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 11:55 am
    wow , i was pretty reasonable, lol, must be all that working in a shop i do. just give him a donught nad no money
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    mobrule Male 18-29
    278 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 12:01 pm
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    shenred Male 18-29
    45 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 12:41 pm

    There are more scenarios. They made a series of this with everything from dealing with cops who want to ticket you to stopping a suicide bomber. A lot of them are on Newgrounds or on their main website, but, recently, they`ve become ads for the seminars that the company has set up.

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    waify Female 18-29
    90 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 2:26 pm
    I don`t know if that`s really a win-win situation. Did you see that kiss? Who knows what kind of diseases I have now....


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    slippery Female 18-29
    87 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 3:51 pm
    that guys voice alone is enough to scare some money out of me. but he brokah mah face anyway.
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    Is_it_in_yet Male 13-17
    158 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 4:27 pm
    duh i beat it its easy
    , just keep on taling to him and until he talks about coffee and a donut, u give him 20 dollars
  26. Profile photo of Titter
    Titter Female 13-17
    333 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 4:42 pm
    He scared me!
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    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 5:00 pm
    I`ve played many of these before these are kinda cool :-P
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    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 5:03 pm
    @ Titter: Yeah that dude is REAL creepy -shudder-
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    pollo_loco05 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 5:09 pm
    i won! woohoo! yippee! party! totally awesome! not really....
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    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 5:13 pm
    pollo loco eres loco :-P lol
  31. Profile photo of MiligrmSmile
    MiligrmSmile Male 13-17
    560 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 5:36 pm
    his voice was a little wierd.. new grounds has some decent negotiating games :)
  32. Profile photo of PinkGirl
    PinkGirl Female 13-17
    85 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 5:50 pm
    this game was creepy... I got killed like 10 times...
  33. Profile photo of lbofmaryjane
    lbofmaryjane Female 30-39
    1 post
    April 27, 2005 at 6:23 pm
    Repeatedly got my head bashed took ya`lls advice and nearly cried when the man kissed me. I remember when I was homeless I was angry and when someone was nice it was touching. Now I am too busy to talk to homeless people let them go through what I went through to pull themselves out! That`s why I was repeatedly getting my head smashed..First I threatened him, then tried running..LOL but I would have never given him the money...
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    voodoowild22 Female 18-29
    138 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 6:37 pm
    OMG i`m gonna have nightmares i think. That guy just scared the hell out of me.
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    danucc93 Female 13-17
    15 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 6:50 pm
    i really like this game and its concept
  36. Profile photo of GreenDay09
    GreenDay09 Female 13-17
    116 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 7:05 pm
    The first time, I tried nicely to say no and maybe run away...I don`t even remember. He bashed my head open with a beer bottle lol. Then listened to his story for a while and gave him $20 for coffee and a donut. Then he gave me a nasty-@$$ kiss...Those purple lips...coming closer and closer...*BLAH*
  37. Profile photo of Shankel
    Shankel Male 18-29
    18 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 7:24 pm
    Call me crazy but I don`t think that was a win-win situation. When it was all done I would have been out the money for a coffee and a donut. A nominal loss, but a loss none the less.
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    Atlantis142 Female 30-39
    38 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 7:28 pm
    Well that was pretty easy, he chatted bout his family, was non threatening so I bought him a coffee and a doughnut and gave him $20. In real life once I was leaving my mothers birthday party with sausage rolls etc at the end of the evening, I saw a homeless guy and passed him a tub containing a few left overs and heb screamed at me what the f*** am I meant to do with this! There`s no helping some!
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    stephb5207 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 7:42 pm
    i am one peach of a human being...
  40. Profile photo of Osprey39
    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 7:46 pm
    That was easy enough.
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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 7:50 pm
    I"M A HEARTLESS BASTARD! I offer him a donut a coffe, and $40 bucks and then I tell him to bugger off and he wacks me in the head.
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    stephb5207 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 8:30 pm
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    jilly_poo Female 18-29
    43 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 8:56 pm
    anyone wanna buy me a donut and coffe?you can keep the 20...any takers?
  44. Profile photo of Akito
    Akito Female 18-29
    344 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 9:16 pm
    I would have settled for $20 worth of doughnuts. <3
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    CASSEROLE Male 18-29
    211 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 9:24 pm
    I loved that guy! Hes a real good fellow once you get to know. SMOOCH!
  46. Profile photo of Superlink00
    Superlink00 Male 13-17
    247 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 9:28 pm
    I remember one negotiation game similar to this. You had to convince your boss to give you a raise so you could have an operation performed on your cat.
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    cheapleis138 Male 30-39
    120 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 10:21 pm
    Should have had more possible endings. Too many options without enough different paths. Not really good negotiating either.
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    anglatay Female 18-29
    379 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 10:57 pm
    I offered to give him $40 AND coffee AND a donut and he killed me! I agree, where is the pepper spray option?!!!
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    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 11:09 pm
    wow, i beat it on the first try. i remember struggling with this game years ago...weird.
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    snake712 Male 13-17
    48 posts
    April 28, 2005 at 1:04 am
    I played the one superlink mentioned. The trick is to ignore the hamster.
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    Sleepygean Female 18-29
    252 posts
    April 28, 2005 at 6:09 pm
    NICE!! I beat it too! It looks like the guy is wearing lipstick! HEHE!
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    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    April 28, 2005 at 10:54 pm
    Another big waste of code..
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    gtguard Male 18-29
    26 posts
    April 29, 2005 at 2:53 am
    if it was real life I would have taken that bottle and kicked his ass, or throw him a lighted match, they have so much booze in their clothes and stuff that he is definitely flammable.
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    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    May 2, 2005 at 9:42 am
    In real life there would be a possibility to convince this guy that you`re in need of money yourself.
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    jaida1964 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    May 2, 2005 at 5:28 pm
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    jotroy Male 18-29
    1 post
    May 5, 2005 at 10:21 pm
    this game is stupid. you cant beat the guy
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    Nananook Female 18-29
    65 posts
    June 26, 2005 at 3:29 pm
    i cant believe how bad this is
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    yeaya12 Male 13-17
    83 posts
    August 4, 2005 at 9:41 pm
    if feel violated...i never wanna see s true panhandler in real life, i might get kissed. BLECH!
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    rosie223366 Female 13-17
    207 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 11:05 am
    argh. SCARY!
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    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 3:24 pm
    omg i hope i never ever have to deal with that! my family and i were walking back to our hotel in miami and a begger came up and asked for money and either he was starving or he was a good astor. my dad emptied out his pokets and said.. that guy was scary! (after the beggar left) omg i was so scared~
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2280 posts
    October 1, 2005 at 9:32 pm
    I beat this, easy.
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    cehmonkey Female 13-17
    15 posts
    November 5, 2005 at 10:32 am
    That is totally easy. It is so weird when he starts kissing you at the end and won`t stop saying thankyou, All I did was buy him a coffee and doughnut and i wouldn`t have even done that in real life.
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    Rusty08 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    January 14, 2006 at 7:41 am
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    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    March 9, 2006 at 11:36 am
    First try I beat it, just be reasonable and logical.

    This was awesome, and I would love to see the next episode

  65. Profile photo of bob-the-dog
    bob-the-dog Male 13-17
    9 posts
    August 18, 2007 at 11:22 am
    could someone plz put up the link to the other episodes??

    the link in the game dosent work for me

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