The 100 Best Dumping Lines

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://www.budugllydesign.com/archiveow/top100/dumping.htm

Need to dump your girl/boyfriend? Lots of good ideas here.
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Male 2,620
Some were funny, but most of `em just plain sucked.
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Female 79
4. Dear Baby: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU

25. It`s you, not me...I mean it`s me, not you.

Those are the only ones that are funny.The rest are just plain stupid.

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Female 8
The rejected ones are less lame..
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Female 238
"I`m sorry I don`t think this going to work out, me being possessed by bob the evil murdering ghost and all..."

HAHA! I`d probably use that too!

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Female 6
hahah those were incredibly bad
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Female 252
I just wasted all that time reading all of those and NONE of em were good.
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Female 21
those were really stupid, how can they be the `best lines"???
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Male 103
these are all lame...
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Female 571
hahaha those were good...glad theyre not bing said to me!!
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Female 2,074
"I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom`s pants."

I detect a MILF-er!!!!;-()

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Female 2,035
Not good at all!
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Female 11
Those are just stupid..
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Male 388
Only the first 10 are funny
The rest is just stupid
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Female 519
those breakup lines are stupid and not funny at all.

gee mom, wont come in useful? is that english?

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Male 1,523
... Why?
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Male 13
lol these wont come in useful iv had 2 girlfriends, 1 lasted a day, the other 3 days. im hopeless but so r they in bed.
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Male 200
There crap ill give you 1 "You`re DUMPED" and thats it :-)
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Male 154
useful
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Male 10,115
Link: The 100 Best Dumping Lines [Rate Link] - Need to dump your girl/boyfriend? Lots of good ideas here.

:-)

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