Teenage Mom: The Game

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Entertainment
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Female 5
No one goes for abstinence...wait nvm I do
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Male 679
"You just got told by a fourteen year-old"

Adding that just makes you sound more immature, honestly.

"I find it easy to maintain abstinence, although at times, i do have my urges"

You`re also fourteen, apparently. It`s not that difficult when you`re only fourteen. :-P

"The only way you can get an STD is from intercourse or blood transfusion."

Not just intercourse. Do you not know there`s other forms of sexual contact? Frottage, oral, anal, mutual masturbation?

Also some can be spread through non-sexual contact; herpes is often spread through kissing (the cause of cold sores).

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Female 84
sad..sad but very very true :-(
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Male 250
I don`t think of Pubic lice being an STD. I mean life threatening diseases, or diseases that never go away, such as HIV AIDS, Herpes, Genital Warts, Chlamydia, stuff like that.
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Female 394

www.health.qld.gov.au/sexhealth/ documents/22040_Crabs_Pubic_Lice.pdf">

Pubic lice, which counts as an STD, IS transmitted through bedsheets and clothing.

Also, while I highly doubt this, there`s the tiny possibility of an open wound coming in contact with the leftover fluids. I do highly doubt that, but I`m sure there`s a slim slim chance there.

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Male 250
You have got to be kidding me. If someone "Had fun" before you on a bed, and you slept there naked, there is absolutely no chance that you will get an STD from that. The only way you can get an STD is from intercourse or blood transfusion. (They are cutting down on this because they are TESTING people before giving blood). I find it easy to maintain abstinence, although at times, i do have my urges
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Female 394
Actually, ChickenMan, while it no longer happens as often (since conditions are getting more sanitary), there used to be cases of enlisted folks getting STDs because someone had a little too much fun on the bed before them, and if you just go in, crash on a cot, and you like to sleep naked...well, the odds are very good for against, but it used to happen when guys had to share bunks.

And there are still cases of AIDS being transmitted through blood transfusions in other countries. NEVER say abstinence is 100% effective. More like 98% effective.

Abstinence is also very hard to maintain at times...you cannot tell me that sometimes, with inhibitions lowered, hormones don`t take over. They do. I`m still a virgin, but some of my friends lost their virginity in this way. They meant to remain abstinent but found it hard to keep it up under their circumstances.

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Male 250
No. No. No leenukuh There is a chance that the condom will break, the birth pill won`t work, stuff like that. However, if you abstain, there is absolutely NO chance whatsoever that you will get pregnant or get an STD. You aren`t going to wake up one morning and find yourself pregnant. It doesn`t happen that way. And as for your simile about construction workers, that is a NEED, that is their JOB, sex before marriage is neither a job or a need.

You just got told by a fourteen year-old

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Male 2,620
That was really nice, with the little twist at the end. I`d like to see that here in the US.
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Female 3
"Oooohhh Controversy. I like it!!! Nice idea, but teenagers are a horny breed and when theyre about to `get it on` they aint gonna think, "now wait a minute, what was that ad I saw the other day all about...""
I`m a teen and I have self control... Don`t assume that we`re out there having sex every night and not thinking at all, sheesh.
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Male 1,523
"After that first lucky break, no more chances!"
lol. Lucky break. Get it? I thought it was funny...
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Female 37
Spermacide is also a contraceptive and protects you from STD`s.
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Female 1,397
juice7918 a condom is a contraceptive as well as a proector.
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Male 904
Oooohhh Controversy. I like it!!! Nice idea, but teenagers are a horny breed and when theyre about to `get it on` they aint gonna think, "now wait a minute, what was that ad I saw the other day all about..."
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Male 318
my favorite level is level 10. That`s when Michael Jackson comes and offers you a million dollars to "baby sit" your kid. The health bar goes way down if you say yes.
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Female 29
lou two that was really funny...heylookather bobbyo beta meant that he had a kid, i think...they should show that in the u.s., i`m gonna send it to my friends.
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Female 80
Wow, that was good...They need some stuff like that on US tv...its not fun when you think that you may be going to have a kid when you are 16..even when you are on the shot...Sex is just so damn fun, lol, but dont worry, I always use protection now...After that first lucky break, no more chances!
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Female 20
well i made a little mistake there(i don`t speak english) but i meant all means that protect you from std`s and pregnancies togehter.
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Female 128
Leenukuh -contraceptives DO NOT protect you from std`s, only pregnancy!
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Female 782
lol lou two...yh if bobbyo beta tested it does it mean its actualy gunna be released?
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Female 20
i find it quit odd that some people consider abstinence the best way to not get diseases or pregnant. contraceptives are meant to protect you from sexually transmittable diseases and pregnancy when you`re HAVING SEX .If you`re abstinent you`re not having sex and therefor do not need to be protected. if people decide to have sex they need to know how to protect themselves. even when you`re married it`s a good idea to know how to prevent becoming pregnant unwanted, unless you don`t mind having 10 kids no matter whether you can provide for them or not. saying that abstince is the way to protect yourself and not get pregnant seems to me as silly as saying that not building houses or not going onto a construction site is the best way to not get hurt, but that doesn`t help those people who do choose to work there or build, you need to tell those people to put a helmet on and be careful.
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Male 1,523
But why did they use such good graphics?
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Female 178
i agree..that was an ugly kid :S
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Female 621
Very nice ad. I think one of the best things about it is that it`s encouraging condoms and birth control and the like over abstinence. It`s more than a little silly to believe that people will be abstinent now adays... It`s good to see the encouragement of contraceptives.

Man, that baby was scary. ;-)

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Female 1,004
the game really looks boring. like going back and forth from the crib to doing work...thats not fun at all. wheres the excitment and strategy in that? and yes i know its not a game, lol, just sayin.
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Female 406
very effective advertisement
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Female 1,397
ooooooo you mean a game about abstince? I can see it now, try to stop your hor.ny boyfriends hands from touching those `red spots`, every time he gets close the alarm goes off.....nah I dont think it would sell as well as teen mom would.
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Male 3,060
or for an even better idea...try abstinence.
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Female 409
good add...i would have liked to play that game though hahahahahhahhahhahaha
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Female 183
i hate quick time never works 4 my computer
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Female 1,397
Damn it, i was dissapointed when they told me it was`t a actual real game.
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Female 3
lol, well, yeah...
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Male 1,033
well, not 100% effective
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Female 3
Part of the reason why I don`t have sex is because I don`t want to risk getting pregnant- the only contraceptive that is 100% is abstinence!
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Female 38
I played the real life version got to level exhausted! lol
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Male 318
I beta tested that game. Got to level 26.
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Female 38
Lol i`m allowed to be cynical, I had my first at 17. It was hard going.. I wish they had games like this when I was a teen! I have two teenage daughters now one of 19 & one of 16 and fortunately they love the sims and no pregnancy has occurred. So I really do hope they release this. Just until they`re a little older... Ideal age for pregnancy? 40!! lol I`m too young to be a gran!!!
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Male 951
At least it looks better than The Sims.
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Male 578
Eh maybe not.
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Male 578
Cool loking game, I want it!!!
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Male 440
yes atlantis....your logic is flawless.....
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Female 99
ha! I laugh at teen pregnancy! it`s your own damn fault!... unless it was rape @_@
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Male 1,033
cynic
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Female 38
Kids with kids are becoming the norm, they should release that as a game. Hopefully teens will be too busy playing the game to get up to anything riskier than playing with a console!
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Male 49
Great ad, would be better to see this sorta thing more often on British TV.
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Male 131
looked fun. i`d hit that girl hard in the ass. oh yes anal fuxage.
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Male 250
Nice ad. I think it might convince some people.
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Female 224
Thought it was The Sims at first. Hmmm... good idea for an ad though.
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Female 156
Hmmm interesting concept even though it`s an ad.
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Female 412
i would buy the game XD looks interesting
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Male 1,033
Looks like a crummy game :-P ;-)
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Male 10,115
Link: Teenage Mom: The Game [Rate Link] - The ultimate gaming experience!

:-)

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